Ballistas: "We are wood! We speak for the trees!!"

@@KingofAwesomness14 attack us and we break ya knees

:DDD

Good reference to LOTR

Grrakkk You'd be angels?

No Its... MALENIA BLADE OF MIQUELLA

if you say anything against them you are free to challenge all ten of them at once, after all, look how that went for the gods

"Our seed will look back on us and recall... the Age of Siege Equipment."

@@savageassassin8548 then there's malenia

"Are those things wreathed in flames?" "No, but they using flaming arrows" "Fair enough"

But he still stood bravely against those god slaying weapons to fulfil his duty and I for for one rrspect his courage to stand before them

I find it hilarious how Gideon keeps getting stomped

Not gonna lie I'd hoped he would get obliterated by the first shot😂

Man should've known not to show up tbh

Lol

Gideon only survived cause he immediately got knocked down and the rest of the arrows missed

The America ending

Her hitbox is just too small

​@@MrTheLionKkiller thats not the problem, it's the stacked together ballista for her to lifesteal from If they put all ballista in different area or even line it up like against the star beast malenia would recover less and hit less stuff with waterflow

@@jacqli9315 thats not the point tho. Cuz that would be impossible for beat cuz 1 it has a decent attack speed. And 2 if they get shot from all sides and u can only hit one at the time. Its quite literally impossible to beat. The ballista play the role of a Boss as well just stacked together to do max Dmg in 1 shot and take the most dmg from enemy Attacks. Its only fair. But its also Lore accurate Melania never known defeated so.

@@jonikalemasi3062 it's "only fair" But not really, it fair for most bosses sure, but not against malenia

you know what thats called Ballista brutality

FIRE!!!!!!!

"Armed omen male calling himself king may be high on glinstone meth - back up needed"

darn that was good xDDD

Epic hahah that one and Godrick are funniest, he screams and lifts his weapon right before dying.

Lmfao 😂

That shit had me

My favorite part was them turning around and capping the Tree sentinel guarding Maliketh

@@Koppu1doragon i was wondering if anyone was gonna comment about that

Well, he IS the all-knowing after all...

i literally read this as his section came up and laughed so hard LMAO

Underrated comment lmaoooo

😂😂😂😂😂

ballistas have more common sense than half of the movie hereos

​@@lajf28very true

Base-lista

'we'll get there... eventually'

They made Anakin proud.

She took thirty arrows straight up the wazoo. That's not a pleasant way to go. Should be illegal under the geneva convention.

like a deranged pokemon trainer whos entire party is just Ballistas

Little did he know that the ballistas would be so willful and cunning..

its not personnal buddy

"fuck that guy in particular"

*"AND FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR"*

when i saw them turn i thought they were tryna kill us

i was so high that i thought i was gonna get killed.

"Respect"

"I NEED HELP!!"

the balistias only acted in self defense

More respect than any player ever gave him

Cool story, Gideon. Why don't you tell it again?

wait till she meets 10 balls

She IS the Bar

Yeah no shit, she's a cheating harlot, lmao.

Insane regen will do that.

@@nova1117 she couldnt even handle one ball

Lamo😂

"I don't wanna be a burden"

Mohg: Appears Ballistas: “You keep getting up and beaten back down, man. Just give it up.”

I had literally the same thought. lol

"I love the young people"

They even beat him with accuracy damage and range it was so fucking funny

@@clay5649"Warning: trading shots with ranged artillery is not a good idea, even if you are a legend/demigod."

I think he straight up missed no damage counter came up he litterally ran up missed his grapple and just died

They went: You’re next.

@@gestalt7529 fr

Very satisfied, that bitch absolutely deserved it.

"you dont need to die, but fuck you"

4:18 No witnesses.

Let me solo her

What can anyone do when someone pulls out a goddamn nuke in a gun or sword fight

Yeah I mean If I can heal myself everytime I punch tf out of someone then yeah I can literally take on the entire us military

@@kly4800 LMAO

@@kly4800 she has some op as moves. And that damn healing is annoying too. But Still love the boss though

Allow me to disagree, the issue with Malenia es always the same: She can heal on hit!!!!!. It is the only thing that keeps her alive challenge after challenge.

@@dash83 She would be healing a *lot* less if they weren't all stacked up and getting hit at the same time. But yeah, she's balanced against players who have much less life to steal rather than all the sandbags here

If he put them spread around it would’ve been unfair

@@marcocartaerainnocente7374 Morgott be like "Was I a fucking joke to you?"

@@dash83 you got it wrong too, the main reason why malenia keeps winning stuff like this is a combination of a few very unfair advantages some of which are entirely unique to her. the very first one is that a LOT of her moves have hyper armour, meaning she can not get staggered out of them, even though her poise is actually garbage. the second one is that malenia can't get stance broken while she has hyper armour, this happens to other bosses exclusively during phase transitions (like godrik chopping his arm off) for malenia it's every animation that has hyper armour, which she can actually chain with with zero vulnerable frames in between. the only thing that can interrupt malenias hyper armour animations are status procs, like bleed or frost. one thing that is entirely unique to malenia is that, in the rare event she actually does get staggered, she can cancel her stagger animation into a dash to escape, she can also cancel some of her attack animations into a block.

A for Effort, I’m surprised he was able to survive the first round even

i was rooting for him

this commentary had me dying lmao

clean p2 skip

That's one-shot. The ten arrows hit within very short time. The first several hit him into cutscene and the last hits finished him

Ballistas have no honor. They don't judge, they just hate.

​@@jesusojeda7850 *_They kill_*

@@general_jellyfish4202 They were made for one thing, and one thing only... *_T O K I L L..._*

I mean he did dirtyy in all of us, a little taste of his own medicine

Yeah. Lucky they let him finish though.

"I knew you'd come" How, exactly?

​@@apollolinaire2607 because he is the all knowing

@@apollolinaire2607 I mean it’s kinda hard to miss some jackasses spending the last hour setting up siege weapons.

a ballista cannot become a lord

Giving Rennala the 1800s witch-hunting special.

It's like the squid game massacre

Liked for “ballistae”

Gideon is underrated. The people who call him a joke are the people that just buff themselves 30 times and use comet azur, rivers of blood, pizza cutter, or inescapable frenzy and one shot him while he’s still talking.

@@blacksabbath5300 Yeah but pity he's such a glass cannon though. If he had more defence like some of the others he would have been a beast.

A man cannot kill a god! But ballista can!!!

literally only because the first volley knocked him down making the back rows miss. lmao

@@pranayravi9449 he still did better than the final boss

That shit was petty af XD

Maliketh: to kill what? Ballista: That jerk outside

The bolts probably deal damage to every piece of geometry they pierce, kinda like Pest Threads. That's most likely why they wreck big enemies so hard.

One second, daydreaming about what his wife could be making at home. Next second, 10 giant arrows in his body sapping his life away.

Maliketh dies Ballistae: "BONUS ROUND"

@@xcorr77 lmao xD dead 💀

This was its last surprise

Sentinel: Rev up those friers, because I sure am hungry for so-*Died*

The way the music just starts to come up and then instantly stops as soon as he drops.

"What a sad state of affairs" absolutely ruthless line 🥶

I always love how they let him finish the speech before utterly annihilating them

"Unto eternity." *Gets turned into a porcupine*

Marika so desperate she is willingly to marry ballistas smh

They wanted blood

No one will notice if there's no one left to notice. 😂

I really enjoyed that. He annoyed me much more than most of the real bosses of this game.

To be fair, in ballista is generally very effective against monsters in fantasy settings.

The age of guns.

*fortunate son starts playing*

@@rohithssj3 SOME FOLKS ARE BORN! MADE TO RAISE THE FLAG! OOOOH THAT RED WHITE AN BLUE!

@@Lil.Grandpa merica moment

The age of very large pikes.

??? But Margit was a one shot though???

Margit was clearly a one shot though?

boy i sure do love spreading blatant disinformation on the internet for no reason

At the time of this comment, at least 93 people need cataracts lol

He actually deflected most of them. I knew he could deflect most sorcery, incantation, throwable, and bow projectiles, but I didn’t expect him to deflect the ballista bolts, and if I did, I would’ve figured they would explode in his face. Radagon’s a bit of a beast.

Malenia is lucky that she gets to siphon health with every strike. She actually would’ve lost we’re it not for the heals.

malenia got hacks remember?

​@@pn5705 bro that's how she is what do mean by lucky? 😂 it's just her Ability it's not lucky you dumazz that's why she is the Hardest Boss

​@@emrhasn8071 calm down, simp.

To be fair, she kinda turns into a god too, so...

@@laelnascimento7487 God or not, she's the only one who survived the ballistas. Her lifesteal is OP.

Tbf the fact that Elden Beast is a God doesn't make it powerful in combat, golden order created soldiers for that reason, don't expect something that has never fought before to excel in combat.

She is also a god, and was already undefeated before transcending into one

@@Daniel-jz9td ty

His last words, before the firing squad

Or "You are next"😂

And the broken healing she has.

Also since Malenia can be staggered, she won't receive the damage of 10 Ballistas cause of her s of being knocked back. It's why her and Gideon were able to tank more than 1 shot despite having lower health than the other bosses.

​@@s.c.l5382 take it away... Then take away destined death from maliketh... Then take away radahn's meteor...

Also healing. They should remove that for the boss v boss vids bc it's just overpowered and Makes her matchups really boreing to watch

All I'm hearing is some angry dudes talking garbage about melenia cz they cant kill her

These seem quite animated.

@@Uthael_Kileanea fair point

Such a bs mechanic

@@moosen135 To be fair she can heal even if you're blocking her attacks with a shield so I'm guessing it comes down to, if it has a hit box it she can heal

@@lenavablack3632 well yeah

Sounds like a TABS strat

Well, technically 30 bolts to the chest

Compared to this?

How powerful the lore accurate one?

@@arhamhaziq4276 well compared to gods and demigods, balistas aren't that strong

@@oraaange9286 Ah, yes. That's logic actually

Imagine the other way around: “In the lands between, there was one that was feared even more than the golden order, the ballistas”

If they had been spread out over the arena, she also would've died.

​@@eccomi21Yep grouping balistas isn't a good strategy move 😂

@@Lehory29 Don't worry, the 10 Balls avenged their ballistae brothers.

​@@eccomi21true, but all the other bosses had the ballistas grouped together and pretty much insta died for the most part regardless

Would like to see if she didin't get lucky with the staggered firing timings and jump attacks letting her evade a few volleys..

This hurts

I mean they're fucking ballistas, they're the equivalent of a medieval age military tank, except they can't move

No witnesses

I am no man.

@@pitchthewoo Damn you beat me to it lol

@@pitchthewoo men can build ballistics

@@trumpette8398but these ones don’t appear to be operated by anyone.