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Still would've been true:)

True 😌

break*

It's break btw

Tekashi1 Growtopia 😂😂😂

Lol😂😂

lololololol😂😂😂😂

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Please make your own joke, it's annoying to see people thirsty af thinking they'll get something for the likes they get

This is Keanu Reeves On Here Reaching Out To My Fans Worldwide..Thanking them for the Love and Support And how You Are Coping With The Pandemic And Disasters ...Hope You're doing safe?..

@@keanureeves6158 Hope u safe and health too Keanu. Always love u from Indonesia 😍😍

@@keanureeves6158 wow how much more of a faker you are?

@@sifanajunperta1789 Bruv he aint the real one

😂

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and a professional quarterback lol

Hello

And a boogeyman

How are you

Profound words indeed!!

Wow

💜 I LOVE & RESPECT KEANU SO MUCH. HE'S TRULY AN EARTH ANGEL 😊😇🤗🙏💜💜💜

This planet is ruled by Satan. Then we have. Gods. World. Where. You are protected and he cannot touch you. Where you are in the world but you are not of the world. And you know the difference.

He's never said this. It's a fake quote lol... People just believe all what they see.

Ha ha, for real. 😢😚

Chad Walters fishing for the great Pity Fish? How’s that working for ya

Keanu needs to make a cd of positive affirmations. It would cure everything.

Talk No Jutsu on POINT!!!

@@cryforthemoon I'd buy it.

@@charleskeanureeves2456 scammer😒

@@rupeniugavule3479 Hello dear

@@jayniliya3859 no!!

@@rupeniugavule3479 How are you doing

@@jayniliya3859 im fine and im 7 yrs old :)

Keanu would probably break Instagram ... if that’s even probable ... but that’s just me!!

@@LateUKpostsr82 Hello

Thousands of when's lol

@@brandonhigh958 Hello dear

That’s true. Nice to meet you!!

Him existing the Internet explodes

Hollywood is trying their best the plaster his face everywhere lately.

@@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN what's wrong about that? he deserve it after all

Breathtaking

@@jjenk911 sploosh

C Junk likewise!

Lol I gave u 666 likes😂 thank me l8r

I'm a simple man, I see Keanu happy, I am happy

Me too

👍💖

He has movies where he shoots lots of people... Wholesome isn't quite the right word... but keep searching.

@@nzriot he meant in real life he's wholesome

Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

@@karthikbhommukarthikbhommu4322 Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

@Jesus Christ bro Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

Hi thanks for the love and support. Would you like to connect? Take my UKposts name it’s also my email address and write me. Stay Safe

There is only ONE movie where Keanu didn't fit. Guess which ;)

Yo 😭

Y are you gae?

@@kobalasteriyan378 cos Keanu Reeves, bro...

In ages man have fighted for their woman. That was until Keanu Reeves was nice to our woman, and we then asked our woman for the last time "be nice to him.."

@@kobalasteriyan378 why so silly? 😘

@LukePlayz- Roblox You are breathtaking

@@MIOrko no u!!!!

no u

@@hellish958 reverse uno

@@MIOrko what a breathtaking move!

@Tintin The Reporter awwww you're so sweet, thanks for your comments and support 💙

how are you doing

he takes a shit internet :- o o o o he has a butthole let the internet know

Omg that's insanely hilarious 😍😍😍

lmfao wtf

My wife wouldn't have had the chance, I'd have left her for him first. 😂😂😂

Aditya Wisnu hey! About two days ago my husband told me more or less the same! Cool dudes! 😁

I like that.

"Go ahead and eat my shoelace"

😂

cutie pie

Hehe *puppies*

Hehehe puppies 😂😂😂

Hello 👋

Then juggles 3 babies.

that's from Megamind, right? the Metro Man

Lizzie's Lukas yup

@@LizziesLukas Purdy much

Mr. Friendship glad I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought to Megamind

They can share the number 1 spot

@@cdn205 They can chill over at the top spot.

"Hold my Pencil"

And they're both in Toy Story 4.

*will smith should also be included and emma thompson.*

Hi 👋👋

Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

I don't think he will every Say that

Why the "- Keanu Reeves" in the end? Thats only used if he said that and im sure he didn't otherwise proof me wrong.

Empathy in a nutshell. It doesn't take courage though, just understanding.

Hi friend

Hello my friend and are you doing today

uno reverse card = NO U

I'd 100% play uno with him.

Wouldn't it be "you're NOT breathtaking" since it's the reverse lol

Reddit

People after advertisement INVEST

In cyberpunk the first bike you get is an Arch :)

Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

ME KEANuMANIA he is just a human who blow ppl brains Not a model for the younger ones

Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

Hello

@@keanureeves7639 Kon'nichiwa!

He is above human

Raj Kittur I agreed

100%

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if before his death or after it the church officially makes him a saint.

@@daoofpotato7238 He is more than a saint, God has sent a messenger to earth in form of KEANU REEVES.

It'sYaBoiBaylor indeed

Yo tambien llore en el momento

Because we know why he said that exact phrase

it gets me every time. Lucky I was alone when I watched that episode of Colbert. I had a tear or 2.

Completely agree ! It brought me to tears too !!!

Hello Greetings dear I really appreciate you lovely words care and support my wonderful fan. Where are you located ?

well yes but actually *yes*

I don't think they would be alive!

looooooooooooool

not possible. they are all dead

yo john... we got this one

💜 TRUTH 😊💜

Because thats what hero's do

A *GODLY* human

Thats because He is " The One " the perfect human being ..baba yaga 😉🖤

Kind of boring. Just a great

That's totally something he'd say

Heh funny, very much funny

*Keanu is the gravity.*

Comic book guy: ‘Worst joke ever’

WoWwWww!

In cyberpunk the first bike you get is an Arch :)

Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

@@keanureverse1945 what?

Chuck norris: execuse me...

kissing it in the forehead, and saying "buddy, you're gonna have a great day"

I lol'd

Kodok Buluw yo bro I think it’s safe to say that Keanu is the new chuck Norris sorry man

Dude seriously 😂😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂

so was 1999 was his year The Matrix every 10 years Keanu comes out with awesome stuff bill and ted in 89 Matrix in 99. I do not know in 09 and John wick 3 in 2019 so every ten years. But he is awesome every year.

He will still shine in 2020 with the release of Cyberpunk 2077 and in 2021 with John Wick 4! His era hasn't ended yet!

@@chuongdo3778 it will never end

@@KHWendy28 true, I like Keanu...but 1 out of every 5 of his movies hit the mark, but when he does hit...HE HIT'S HARD!!!

Bill & Ted 3

Hello beautiful angel how are you doing

Hello my lady

Literally

@@gotivanmomak Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

He made his comeback with John Wick, but it's great to see how much recognition he gets.

That’s kinda the great part of the internet. Of course Keanu has always been an awesome human but because of the wide reach of his awesome moments everyone can see it and appreciate easier.

I thought it was over for him, especially after knock knock and that terrible 47 Ronin movie but then John Wick 2 comes out. He started to fucking REALLY explode everywhere and now that JW3 is out he is literally king of the internet rn.

Me too, he deserves it....almost love him.

@@lissettevelazquez6941 Question

Agreed

What about keanu dog

true. they are heaven sent to us

@@azeemjani4943 thanks for your comments on my post

@nitin kumar thanks for your comments on my post

Massage me on Hangout

Please don't message the young man he's up to something

Hey fazn

Hello Deken

This is my email address add me on your Hangout okay..I'm Keanu Reeves I'm so happy to have you here thanks you so much

I think he’s worth like $300 million

Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

@@amazingsupergirl7125 Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Total Chaos dam

Only in Soviet Russia

So, you're saying Keanu is our present day's Chuck Norris?

Ur breathtaking!

I keanu knew his girlfriend had a husband he would haved dumbed her🤣🤣

“How the shit did you find him and also please introduce me”

I feel bad for Keanu. He sldeserves better than a cheater. He'd probably dump her and get drinks with whoever she was dating before.

“You are wise and strong Satine, I am very proud of you”

Also you, "I hope you dont mess this up, Keanu deserves more.''

He even gets free copy of the game from CDPR for that, very well deserved :)

@@muchtarka really! man that's cool!

U said it!

muchtarka not just a copy, they gace him a full collectors edition for free

Thanks

Thanks a lot for your comment i really appreciate your love towards me i appreciate you a lot and i want to use this opportunity to know you more

This is my email address add me on your Hangout okay..I'm Keanu Reeves I'm so happy to have you here thanks you so much

Even in interviews, he tries so hard to change the subject when he gets complimented.

ncdxero88 It makes sense though.To be put in a pedestal 24/7 and seen in such a good light is a bit shocking since he is at the peak in his career and this can make him feel weird since maybe he never thought of himself in such a way.

Reynard Yonatan right !!

*[EVERYONE LIKED THAT]*

me

I got series of report from the management communication authority that someone is impersonating with my profile on Facebook and other social media pages.

I just do it cuz im socially awkward

@@SleepySpirit488 lol, I absolutely get THAT 😄👍 Personally, I’d never just go hugging up on someone I didn’t know, star or not, but that’s just me 🤷🏻‍♀️☺️

make that 3 thanos in a bar.

Ha

Or book

Thanks for the reply

Appreciate it

Keanu is the kindest human being to walk the Earth

YES PLEASE.

Im not the 1000th like but im the 995th like which is close enough

Hi

@@keanureeves1112 hi

Thanks for your support God bless you

@@keanureeves1112 shut you fake

I felt that

Damn this hit me

Reporter = Stephen Colbert

He was probably speaking through personal experience

host*

RDJ: Hold my infinity stones....

LOST PARADISE GAMING - Nah.. is he tho?

@Tintin The Reporter awwww you're so sweet, thanks for your comments and support 💙

Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

lol

I love you 3000 was cringe.

@@bro-be3bd your was cringe

Yep

Not even close, nerd. I love you 3000 happens to be a scripted line in a fuckin movie. You're breath taking was in the real world, by a real person

I love you 3000 is just cringy

This is my email address add me on your Hangout okay..I'm Keanu Reeves I'm so happy to have you here thanks you so much

I wouldn't be surprised if somebody actually did pointed out how similar Keanu Reeve's hair is comparing to shaggy's from Scooby Doo.

Robbie Brewer i thought shaggy was indestructible. not even ultra instinct goku can beat him

@@isaacmettle Keanu is way more powerful than Shaggy and Thanos

Keanu looks at a picture of his dog. “I promised you that no harm would come upon your jowls and yet here I am. I have defeated the almighty Shaggy for his part in your death but before I gave him one last bullet in his brain I heard a voice call from behind saying ‘ruh roh raggy’ and I turned around to see his dog standing there watching. Was I really going to pass along my grief onto Scoobs. No. No I couldn’t. So I let Shaggy go to be with Scoobs. This madness needs to stop but I still have one man left in my path. This single man is all that stands between me and you. He will be my last job and then I can truly say your death was not in vain.” Keanu puts out his fire and heads towards the cherrywood arch. He sees a familiar man standing under the arch and fires his first bullet at his last target. But Notorious Norris simply laughs and flicks back the still scorching bullet. “Even after Shaggy, Thanos, and Lord Kirby you still think such archaic means can kill me? I expected more of you Mr.Reeves.” “I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations neither are you here to live up to mine” “I wouldn’t dream of trying for there is no need to use the full extent of my power on a pest such as yourself”

Agreed, Keanu is the almighty chosen one.

And Jackie Chan

Well,who doesn't love and respect keanu?

What about Jennifer Aniston?

I also respect The Rock, he came from nothing to what he is today

Hugh Jackman is another one that the closest thing to a complaint is he's too sweet.

Hi thanks so much for your unconditional love and support, you are loved and appreciated. Kindly tell me where you’re from also we can continue this conversation privately if you wish. take my email address from my UKposts name and write me. Know that I might not be able to respond immediately because I am busy at the moment filming John Wick 4. I will find the time to answer when I can. stay safe💕🌹

yosef haiem and doesnt touch bacc

I wanna like but I don't wanna ruin that perfect number

Tarun Raina it’s ruined

He respecc

Troublsome 93 😂 gentleman as hecc

can't break what's already broken

"didn't broke"?!

He is the internet

Hello my dear, thanks for your love and support towards me as a fan.

@Tintin The Reporter awwww you're so sweet, thanks for your comments and support 💙

Thank you so much, nice reading your comments and where are you from?

being breathtaking

Breathe them breaths away

SAME!

Don't forget John candy and Ryan reynolds

@@elysium0093 IDK, John Candy just makes me hungry. And Ryan Reynolds makes me want to find a hooker with a heart of gold.

CoolStoryBob

What abiut Terry Crews or Steve Irwin

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Sadly the woman he loves so much isn't next to him, but I'm sure he appreciates the love he receives.

This is a good one.

I'll recorrect that: He protec He attac But most importantly He luv u bacc

Well said

Hi

Hello my dear friend

How are you doing today

Not sure about food, I know he likes to take breaks with cigarette and cola, I mean there’s enough fotos of it

Hello beautiful angel

Hello

Wait what? I'm missing something aren't I. :(

@@tuzcan- McGregor is a immortal from a series called Highlander. Other than that...🤷‍♂️

Jan smit

That struck me really hard because he lost his wife & unborn baby. It was straight from the heart :(

Yeah, he deserves peace nobel! 👏🏻

You mean, give Keanu to Nobel peace? I don't think Nobel peace prize deserves keanu..

Thank you so much, nice reading your comments and where are you from?

@@keanucharlesreeves5553 Taiwan

I had tears of joy reading this

Good one!!

@@KyokoTheSaiyan Its the scientific explenation

Yung yeet

i have no idea why he still have no wrinkle in his face.

Keanu is not worthy of Mjolnir, Mjolnir is worthy of Keanu

naah keanu is good but hemsworth is better thor

3000 percent* because I love you 3000

Keanu Reeves is worthy of wielding 2 Mjolnir and 2 stormbreaker

And the storm breaker. Both

Hi 👋👋

Hi thanks for the love and support. Would you like to connect? Take my UKposts name it’s also my email address and write me. Stay Safe

-*Hi Fan(s), I'm Keanu Reeves, It has become evident that many imposters have been defrauding people with my name on all social media platforms, I am not the one you have been talking to. I am not on social media, I decided to share this email so that registered fans who have fan cards can contact me directly .I have written my only email address on paper and placed it on my UKposts profile as a proof for all to see .if you have been scammed already contact me. I am currently compensating scam victims. If you don't have a fan card but ready to pay a little token to obtain it, then you can also contact me. My registered fans are already receiving huge donations from me. Note...I wrote my email as my name and also on my UKposts profile. It's clearly shown near my profile picture* .

No your breathing taking!!!

SNOOPALOOP We’re all breathtaking!

Watchmojo's videos are not breathtaking though.

My favourite watchmojo ever

🤣😂

corvious : baba yaga is coming my liege !!

@@mrfadzy5427 😂😂😂

YOU DESERVE SO MUCH FOR THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏾

rip thanos he went for the head with a pencil

RUN

Or books.

Don’t forget Jackie Chan

Let's not compare them... All of them are great.... Legends, to be precise

Keanu claims that he doesn't really do stunts, but does as much action as he can.

Or guns.

i feel like not as many people got this as they should

you win... :D

Duuuuude!

he has never ever done a terrorist movie role or took the piss out of religion in any movies. we are cool with movies he does and thats what we LIKE about him !

Even if mjolnir is not worthy of Keanu Reeves, Keanu will still use it.

Thanks for your love,care and support Where are you chatting from?

And he's in the 50s