“AND MEET SHANE DAWSON!” *not now sweetie, not now*

"On what?" Danny- "on my onlyfans" That shit made me laugh so hard

She loves him so much she forgets about him like 3 times

Grace is just like "how dare you still be excited about an activity you started two days ago? "

“I’m going to expose your UKposts channel to the whole school” Me: oh free publicity. Nice

Plot twist: Danny is Chloe his secret passion is creating episodes. Have you ever seen them together?

I mean this in the nicest way possible with absolutely no offence to Chloe, I just love how this entire thing has 'written by a young teenage girl' vibes all over it. When I was 11 writing my self-insert Hogwarts AUs, that had the exact same vibes.

Everything about this Episode feels like finding one of those 2012 Wattpad fanfics someone made in middle school and never finished writing.

“i ate 🍒🍓b e r r i e s🍒🍓and they were the wrong b e r r i e s 🤫😳🤪✨” -danny as gregi

mia: AND MEET SHANE DAWSON danny: i pretend i do not see it ➖👄➖

Imagine wanting to meet Shane Dawson *when Danny Gonzalez exists* Gregs have better taste 💁🏻‍♀️

I want someone to believe in me as much as Danny believes Mia's name will finally be "Gregi"

Mia probably has a second channel where she likes to get goofy and wacky and drink La Croix

"And meet Shane Dawson!" 👁👄👁

lmao skyler's response when you say you won't go on a date with him is literally nice guys in a nutshell

Excuse me why is Danny so nice in these Episode videos. It literally warms my heart how he's so supportive of this stressed out Episode author and I don't know what to do with that.

Danny's character looks like a grandma that smokes weed all the time

Drew: extra background Kurtis: extra greeting Danny: extra channel

I love the facial expressions of Mia "I got 1000 viewssssss😐" "I forgot about my date😐"

16:00 i love how he was about to take a sip of la croix but saw the camera and got genuinely suprised

Danny’s second channel in a nutshell: Danny’s hair gets fluffier and little nutcracker isn’t present.

I love how Mia is like “I can’t have a youtube career and a boyfriend at the same time.” When Danny is literally married.

I love how the person used the school uniform bit as an excuse to not have to allow Danny to pick Mia’s clothes

I like how Danny does his best to try to reason that Leah could be a friend even though she is the "mean girl" character. Just shows how wholesome he is.

9:50 “And meet Shane Dawson!” Ah.... that didn’t age well-

Mia: “AND MEET SHANE DAWSON!!!” Danny: *Im a stop you right there*

i can't believe he missed the opportunity to call this 2 episode 2 furious

If you play the “choices” app, the choices have repercussions. I used to play episode a couple years ago until I found choices. I recommend “the freshman” that would be really funny to watch you play 😂

Anyone who knows anything keeps a Michael Phelps at home.

danny: *says mum in a british accent* australians: *are we a joke to you??*

Ofc Danny ends up with a story where the choices he makes have no repercussions. The more popular stories really are altered by the decisions you make 😂

15:39 fave part 😹 , Its cute how he says ” skyler , I’m picking skyler ” . 🥺

Danny : talks about selling cats The game : Brings up Shane Dawson

this girl is HUSTLING for these stories my god

13:00 "Wanna come over tonight?" "No, I've got plans." "You will come over." "No, I won't?" "You will." "I won't." " _You will._ "

17:42 favorite part "oohh it is flirty, look at that" ~Danny Gonzalez

Episode: “I could get to meet Shane Dawson!” Danny: 👁👄👁 “uhh”

“and meet Shane dawson” everyone: 👀

“I’m gonna expose your UKposts to the whole school!” Thanks that’s exactly what we wanted

15:11 “HEY CHLOE PUT ME IN THE STORIE pleeease”

"And meet Shane Dawson!" Danny: "Seems like this was written a while ago" Mom: "Uh okay.." Well her reaction seems just perfect for this timing

Danny is so silly, wacky, and unscripted I might have to call the authorities.

why am I actually getting invested in this story-

Danny:*talks about cats and UKposts* Mia:”and I will meet Shane Dawson”. Danny: ...

Danny: "I have a hypothesis that it doesn't matter what I say, and I'm going on the date." Skyler: "It doesn't matter what you say, we're going on the date!"

9:23 her mom entered the room like: "are ya winning, son?"

5:36 *sad teenage girl-grandma noises*

I cried laughing at Danny raging at this episode 😭💀😂😂😂

Danny: "A lime will never let you down" My brain: Unlike a watermelon...

The way Danny didn't take his sip of his drink, when he saw the camara that Mia was using to record was priceless

well at least there weren't a million paywalls like my poor guy Kurtis found

I like how he doesn’t just make fun of the episode for being “cringe” or anything. He’s a nice person.

This guy sounds AND looks a lot like Danny Gonzalez

game: “AND MEET SHANE DAWSON” me: “That line did not age well”

i never skip hello fresh ads. the food just looks so good

“I’ll let it slide cause this is for the tube” 💀

The creators instagram does exist still but it has 2 underscores instead of 1 and that’s why it didn’t appear.

"AND MEET SHANE DAWSON" "oh, uh, not necessarily good timing for this one" LMAO

Laughed my ass off at this; don’t know why. 1:09

My sense of humor is broken- he burped and I just- I couldn't stop laughing 😂

Danny : "A nice, reliable lime." It's relimeable.

“Maybe if she gets a little more famous she’ll shave her entire head” So like *Joana Ceddia?*

Danny is making really sure that we don't confuse this with his first channel in the intro lol

I feel like danny's entire second channel is sponsored by la croix

"I can meet shane dawson!" Girl...not now

squeet

9:36 i actually spit out my drink, i have no idea why

16:13 She was making a POV and Danny it's not the Adsense , she posted it on her only fans which is why she could afford a new camera

“AND MEET SHANE DAWSON” r-r-r-roll💿up⬆️to2️⃣the🤩party🥳with🧶my🧚crazy🤪pink💝wig💇🏼‍♀️

UKposts: sells cats apparently Shane dawson: 👁👄👁 heyyyyyy

I like how she talks about reveling an incident that everyone already probably knows about. She didn't say she ever switched schools her classmates are prob just gonna say "oh I remember that" its not like a secret.

13:41 thx for the free clout ig

man, dont you hate that relatable high school moment when your classmate finds out about your youtube channel?

i’m going through a really hard time right now and this video gave me a good laugh and i really needed that right now thank you danny i luv you

Still waiting for the 3rd episode of this Danny.

Imagine/POV: this is actually a La Croix sponsorship and the only reason he doesn't like "pasticue" flavor is to not make you suspicious

Imagine if Drew got a third channel where he gets even wackier and crazier

THE SHANE DAWSON CAT JOKE HAS ME ROLLING

I feel like if I was a creator of the story that Danny reacted to, I would not get offended, even though the story clearly made fun of. This is the most friendly criticism I've seen: you point what feels wrong to you, like introduction video instantly blowing up, or lack of meaningful choices, or THE VERY LEAST opportunity to name your character - but you're still so accepting of it all and even try to reach out to creator to be in this story. That's so sweet!

This guy kinda looks like Danny Gonzales

When you said “on my only fans” I LOST IT

We need to get this person to put Danny in episode

"ON MY ONLYFANS!" HELP THAT MADE ME WHEEZE SO HARD IDEK WHY

Mom: Anybody can see these, this is dangerous. MiA: No. Mom: *understandable, have a great day*

“I’m going to show the whole school!” ...so, like. You’re going to give her views? Like she wanted?

Mia just looks so much older than Mum and that's hilarious

4:22 that one looked like it felt good

Every time he says Chloe in a passive-aggressive manner I genuinely feel like he's speaking to me and I've deeply offended him just for existing

ok but why is mia so bothered by leah showing her youtube channel? like, it’ll just get her more views...

16:35 LMAOOOOOOOOO

I’m so disappointed that Danny said cute boy instead of a hubba hubba hunk of a man while describing Skyler 😩

The one story Danny picks is the one that the choices actually don’t matter and you don’t get to change your name 😂

A uniform, you say? A cute skirt, blazer, and tie? *laughs in polo shirt and khakis*

i think the author is australian bc they said mum and swimmers. PETITION TO DO AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT PLS 😀

When Danny said "I'm gonna handcuff you and put you in my car if I have to" I was not looking at the screen and thought the Skylar guy really said that lol

mia: skyler is the love of my life my heart my soul my everything also mia: I FORGOT ABOUT MY DATE!!!!!

Imagine being however old the author is and having some random moderately sized channel hit you up like "PUT ME IN YOUR LONG-FORGOTTEN MIDDLE SCHOOL PROJECT"

6:16 I’m gonna clip that and show it to YOUR ENTIRE SCHOOL

the fact the mom looks younger than her own daughter is mind boggers to me

My names Leah and I feel like Danny is yelling at me