The piss drawer

A poster of a minecraft tree (Oak Tree)

2 broken digimon x 1 broken digimon 20th

My overpriced school textbooks

A furby still functioning off of it's original batteries.

Real

When I was a child, I was a big fan of history channel and I mostly watched them for their documentaries. I thought that "Ancient Aliens" was a show made purely for entertainment value. I thought to myself "I can understand the appeal of alternate history and pseudoscience, even though it provides basically no real knowledge". It took me a while to understand that it was not made and watched under the pretense of being fictional history. It happened around the same time when I realised that the entire network was compromised.

I can't believe "finding hitler" was a real show.

@@hollowman9410I miss when the educational channels actually had education. Now it’s all nonsense and reality tv

The History channel, what happens when Rupert Murdoch (also owns Fox and Sun News) buys a channel and makes money making a top priority.

Law is temporary, anime is forever. :P

Legal fees are passing, tits are eternal

Im surpised they didnt call it a "fertility idol".

They have boobs and cartoons in the future, don't they?

a fertility goddess lol

I bet the "he was probably a king" thing was so relatable

Wow. U took anthro and archeology courses? Ur a proooooo

Obviously this is parody, but can you give us examples of things like this? Previously held beliefs in the profession that turned out to be incredibly inaccurate later down the road?

@@michaelweldon4613 I can’t speak for archeology but there’s A LOT of history in our current history books that is blatantly false. For example, The American Revolution was not a revolution, it was a clandestine operation started by the French Secret Service (The Secret of the King). The French were pulling the strings, the Americans were the puppets. The records of the French Secret Service, while available since 1866, have hardly been used and Britain only opened up its secret archives regarding this war in 2004. Hitler was by no means the great dictator most people believed him to be. The complete collection of all laws and decrees (and who decreed them) were only finished in 2023 (started in 1982). The minutes of all meetings Hitler had from 30 January 1933 up to and including 22 April 1945 are in the archives of the US Army (Counterintelligence Corps). Most historians don’t even know they exist. Hitler gave only broad instructions and didn’t follow up on his orders. The driving force behind the Holocaust was Goebbels and Himmler. An awful lot of Hitler’s orders were never carried out. The details on how strategic bombardments in World War Two worked were only released in 1969 and as far as I know only a single author made use of them. The bomber-streams were mainly a PR thing and most photographs of such streams are staged. The War Diaries of the BEF were also only declassified in 1969. These show the Miracle of Dunkirk is a myth. The British started withdrawing on 15 May 1940 without informing the French and the Belgians. They “didn’t give way to German pressure”, they retreated towards the coast regardless of what the Germans did. The driving force was General Ironside who worked together with Chamberlain (Ironside didn’t trust Churchill). It is not even clear when Churchill was informed. The public statements were all lies, the reports to the French and Belgian High Commands were lies as well, and the maps made public were fakes. Very few authors have made use of these War Diaries and the British government delayed the publication of a book by Admiral Keyes until 1984. The idea most people have of the Holocaust is wrong. There were a whopping 45,000 sites all over Europe within the camp, system. As far as I know, only the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum has published works with the latest research. The idea people have of Stalin is wrong as well. Stalin’s private archives were only opened up in 2014 and as far as I know only a single book has been written making use of this new material. The problem is that it is bloody difficult to change the popular view people have of historical events. The popular view is popular because it makes the general public feel more or less good about themselves (or less bad). The Americans don’t want to know they were French puppets. The British don’t want to know they stabbed their Allies in the back. The people in the West don’t want to know Stalin was by no means the ruthless beast he was made out to be, nor do people want to know Hitler wielded relatively little power (the bugger was lazy as hell). People want to see Hitler ands Stalin as villains, reality doesn’t paint that picture. Europeans don’t want to know about 45,000 sites within the camp system as this means they have to admit support for the Holocaust was massive throughout Europe, they want to blame it all on Hitler and the Nazis (which is why the publications come from the US). Even if an historian writes a book based on the best available sources, there is absolutely no guarantee he/she will find a publisher. Going against the popular version is usually a financial disaster and publishing companies are not interested in that. These are just a couple of examples, plenty more alas. And that is the reason you need to read historical books by professionals who did their homework and used mainly primary sources. Not being very popular, such book are often expensive compared to the incorrect popular works. Always look at the sources used before you buy a book.

@@michaelweldon4613I mean this is a parody of the History Channel, not actual archeology & history.

What will they think of all the other Batman rouges

There were at least three iron men

​@@RipplyAnemone67Cthonic deities pantheon who punish evil in their hellish realm of stones and darkness. The father, a bat, create his son from a tragedy and giving it a half human form, a robin. This robin later ascended and being replaced by a younger deity which embodied Price of Blood and yada yada. I think. Oh, the father married a cat, a shadow, and another demigod from distant land. Also, apparently befriended a Sun God from beyond the Sun. 😂😂😂

@@animarium1249I like that idea like all the Batman villains are on one shelf so zsasz is the deity of counting with tally marks, pyg the deity of livestock, calendar man the deity of time, polka dot man the deity of color, penguin the deity of class I guess, riddler the deity of questions, mr freeze the deity of ice, firefly the deity of fire, two face the deity of duality and right and wrong, scarecrow the deity of fear, and kite man the deity of wind.

@@RipplyAnemone67 I think two face is more of whim or cruel fate or impartiality before being corrupted by Chaos they call joker. Oh, ivy for nature freeze for winter.

No, that's classic example of a early version of J'ake'Crete...

more like spartan concrete if ya know ya know

@@insanitysymphony9175 I'm going to yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" next time I'm about to...

lmao

😂

Goon long and goon hard, people of the future! May Walter and Jesse favor you eternally

Thank you fellow jelqler

For future generations, regards from Sawcon!

Yeah jelque it up goonies

Jelq

It's pronounced AlexAHHNdria 😄

@@lexprontera8325 leviosAah

Honestly FUCK that random guy who's name has been lost to time. Thousands of years in the future, and we still hate him. ... You know... like... whoever it was, anyway.

@@devlinmcguire7543Actuallu that guy burned a temple down, not the library. And Kaz Rowe has a video about how the library didn’t really burn down.

​@devlinmcguire7543 nothing was actually lost in the burning of the library of Alexanderia, everything in the library either were or had copies, when it actually burnt down it was already mostly out of use and all the most valuable texts had been moved to other libraries and what was in there like I mentioned were either copies or had copies elsewhere. If you wanna get mad about burning libraries then you have European colonizers destroying Aztec and Mayan texts, so much so we know extremely little about cultures that were alive an thriving just a few hundred years ago.

Didn’t even realize that 😂 we waste almost religiously

Plastics? Thought it was talking about the fleshlight thinking it was an actual persevered vag

Plastic is a Waste Product from refining petroleum.

​@@King-gr3zv*athiestically"

That means Mom won't find it, WIN

Unexpected Jenn melon

What about the poop knife?

History channel found the piss drawer 😔

3,000 year old piss crystals

I really enjoy the insinuation that Harry Potter is just commonplace in their time. I wonder if it's their religion?

@@MajinBuuButtercup "In the name of the headmaster, the house elf, and the nearly headless ghost."

Nah it's just a surviving story book like the siege of Troy etc. Maybe it's better that way may they think the author is a myth

They just know that 3000 years in the future

Fuck, was the Epic of Gilgamesh the Harry Potter of it's time?

"Our evidence suggests that they wore this objects into battle. it does not appear they held much significance as armour, but they appear to have fufilled the double ritual purpose of serving to honour their gods, "Robin Hood" by the great Disney Empire, the church of Mouse, and allowing them to differenciate within their ranks. But so much has been swallowed by time."

@@ChupacabraRex "Many of these warriors were ranked for their battle prowess with what our sources indicate to be Roman Numerals. Rankings such as 'XD' and the highly coveted 'UWU' being some of the most prevalent. They were a proud bunch. When conversing, they would often include their ranking after significant messages to display their position in the hierarchy."

@@asatowolfe "Another thing that has been noticed as being somewhat odd was the amount of heiroglyphic writing in their objects and clothes. Of course, our modern society is fully literary but the idea of a society so anciet being able to read and write seems strange.A propular, prevalent theory is that placing writing on ones clothes or objects signified a higher rank, with those who couldn't placing things such as LOL or LMAO, and "Griddying" as a way to imitate proper writing alongside their many idols of course, and we have been capable of seeing specifc characters repeated over an overagain. Such as "hasbro" and "Macy;s". Scholars think this is likely a magical spell, pehraps the name of some hero or god, which is repeated in order to safegaurd the wearer from harm. Some thought they may signify who made them, but the names don't appear to refer to the human maker, especially ot with how widespread they are. For this reason, the prior theorys this is the major theory and the way of life. Truly Alien.

same. and "fursuit" is one word.

I will never be able to look at Aztec eagle and jaguar warriors the same way again 🙃

@@AmunDeus well, that were allways their warrior fursuits. but tech was no so developed as now, so it was not a fullsuit.

🤓 ​@@eduardostapenko6808

@@AmunDeus😂😂 omg it all makes sense now.

You're god damn right.

"Mortals, do thou know thou have rights?" -Saul Almighty, Rizz-an Kam 12:9

@@Amber_Valentine Doest thou question my saying? I say unto you, it be insignificant compared to the greatness of my presence. Yea, it be smaller than a grain of sand. I see worlds beyond imagination, yea, that the mind of man comprehendeth not the size, nor the meaning thereof. I descend among you, yet I am above you. I stretch forth my hand, and if I command the thunder and light of the heavens upon them, there it shall be! Edit: AI did it better And lo, in the midst of their discourse, one didst raise his voice, saying, "Ohhh, do not thou utter 'Oh Jimmy' in such a manner towards me. Dost thou gaze upon me with disdain? Dost thou holdeth pity within thine heart for me? Depart from my presence, for I am not of thy kin." Yea, even Howard, thou knowest not the reason why I declined the offer, for it is too insignificant in mine eyes. It holdeth no value, it is but a mere speck in the vast expanse of my aspirations. For I doth traverse realms beyond thy comprehension. Thou canst not fathom the extent of my capabilities. I standeth upon heights thou canst not reach, for I am as a deity clothed in mortal form. Behold, from my very fingertips doth spring forth lightning, a testament to the power that doth reside within me!

Thy shall Aquire substance and partake in cooking with me jesilus sulius -Walus Walter whitey

I'm sorry, what does the word "goon" mean in this context, I find it hard to keep up sometimes

Gooned too hard. RIP 🪦

Half life 2 Fast Zombie corpse jumpscare

​@@thetman0068Stayed hard for daddy Tate

Also the fashion sense of former Indian Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru.

Well duh, after the election of the immortal God emperor, Magius, it is mandatory to read it in your wizard literature class.

It would figure, unfortunately

This sounds like an affirmation of the scriptural significance of harry Potter "Of course, beyond all things, the holy text of the chamber of secrets remains!"

😂

Who you gonna call?

@@iansragingbileduct Ghostbusters duh

Bravo, Vince. He truly made his mark on history.

So far, that’s pretty accurate

Chapulin colorado type beat

I hate Hubbubard Uni. I went to Hurdurburgur.

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit just mad your giddleball team lost EVERY game against ours.

@@LittleNGaming you're just saying that because your founder killed Grargl the school florl!

Your university isn't even that prestigious. Tired of you hedera helix league kids thinking you're all that just because your parents paid enough cyber credits to get you in.

My ex used to go to Hurdurburgur, did they still have the spaghetti gardens when you were there, or was that after the Fountain Day?

I can't tell if this is a man carrying thing reference or not

@@heathbrideau6640 He never references, the absolute man.

@@LunarOverdrive They never gun, the absolute wizards!

The funny thing is I'm 90% certain several of the other shots were also AI generated

​@@ryanmccampbell7 More like 100% certain, but in a weird way this is one of the few cases where it fits the surrounding stupidity.

Harry Potter and Anime mouse pads are eternal!

Im surprised they didn't call it fertility goddess

They don't understand the house they entered but they remember dobby

Saying 'they'd think' implies they're wrong

Thing is you gotta figure out which chemicals you need when you want to make one

@@TheRealRusDaddy The trick to mixing cleaning chemicals is to be yourself and have fun with it

"A society that casually committed warcrimes on itself!"- history channel 3k years in the future

You’re not?

What was the direction you took?

i remember that book

Hilarious

I absolutely love that book! I bought another copy a couple years back. Don't regret it at all.

When archaelogists find something they are clueless about they just label it "ritual artifact with posible religious meaning".

I was thinking of just that when watching this!

100%

as a poor furry I can confirm, only those of highest riches could afford such battle outfits

However, these battle suits had also come at an additional cost, as the wearer would typically begin to loose their mind, or so we are beginning to believe , due to the fact that people of these battle suits would often times loose connection with friends and relatives, most commonly observed within father figures. We speculate that this could be a result of mental insanity, but we can only speculate for now. We also believe that a cause for the insanity could be due to that the wearer’s brains might become of how these suits very closely resembled animals, but again, this is purely speculation.

@@Wilson_Does_Stuff sounds wery accurate... did you tried it on, or something?!

@@eduardostapenko6808 no

Fr what if our ancestors were able to take a glimpse into what our perspective was about them, they'd have a laugh too 😂

Fr tho this was like equally interesting as it was funny

Ik it’s so goon!!!

I'm proud of you. Good job

@@AnomieDomine do you think they'll ever unlock the hidden mystery

The same could possibly be argued for how we look at different peoples of history, honestly.

That’s 100% what’s going on, we do that now! Ancient people weren’t very dissimilar they just did things differently. Oh what because everything in our world has right angles and is made of plastic we’re ‘advanced’?

@@tuttosalve8352 honestly idk much history except recent history (19th-20th century), idk much about that

@WizardsWithGuns I *_TRIPLE_* DOG DARE YAAAA!!!

It's amazing how they can do that.

What is the flower?

Im also here to inquire about the rose.

@@stephhhie17 Suction vibe for women.

@@SaltyMaud Thank you, although that raises the question, what was it doing in this room if it is for women?

So, vaginas don't exist in the future? But the editors blurred it because we in this reality obviously know what it is, but if this is from their perspective, why would they blur it if they thought it was meat? Maybe they knew idk

"we believe it to be a fertility ritual, by offering liquids to the idol they were able to get higher odds of reproduction"

Nah, they'll come across a video of a barbecue and think "This appears to have been a sacrifice to "Uncle Sam", a mythical patron dieity of folk hero of the precosuour state in th great missisipian river."

Would be funny if they were Elden Ring figurines, and the Malenia figure has sticky fluids on it.

Viking’s kind of sucked. First two seasons were really good but it was clear there was heavy political bias

@@zacharyphilbeck8650 Man I can't even coherently remember what happened after the first two seasons. It all just kind of devolves into a montage of treachery, symbolism and hallucinations.

if they did this in my room they would find the bones and the video would be unsuitable for youtube

I need a poster of that asap

It is said that Pickle Rick was once a mortal man, but that he transformed himself in order to escape a harrowing ritual called "therapy". We know scant little about this "therapy", only that it is written that many a man would rather cast himself off a bridge than undergo it.

I'd guess it is more seen like the Illiad by homer or some other piece of ancient literature. If any book is preserved this long it is HP, it has millions of copies sold

The GeekVape Ageis.... solid mod, insane that a Chinese company is practically carrying the quality box mods industry after the FDA's corruption put quality american mod companies out of business. Autism aside: What's your setup if you don't mind me asking?

Lmao 🤣

I was afraid they would use black light and still find evidence.

@@Tiberium10332oh please no

They'd just be like: they offered their semen to a fertility goddess.

Porn?

Inspiring profile picture.

Ahh, nice history channel reference, I thought it sounded ancient aliens like

Except Göbekli tepe is in Turkey and turkey is not an island. Well oceans may sink but I refuse to believe a goober from Turkey having enough money to buy all of those merches and do not have any tea or Turkish coffee packs lying around somewhere.

​@@exosproudmamabear558ok but if it was a distant memory recited while drunk u might not remember that

@@berwynsigns4115 I mean yeah I was talking about this place being in Göbekli tepe instead of the person who named this being shitfaced drunk so you are right.

I mean we know about the Odyssey and Epic of Gilgamesh to this day.

Maybe it'll be our civilization's Iliad

​@@EricT01f

4chan managed to finally get someone to pour something that would cause it to be damaged so no go.

@@Derpmandang10 This is extremely unlikely. Even if they successfully found it, they could not have poured enough to actually destroy it. It was debunked.

They probably found the full book because it is so wide spread. The anime part was most interesting since anime is a digital form and they lost almost every digital form so where did they learn it was anime?

I think the anime culture survive in the far future, but they probably greatly misinterpreted it

​@@exosproudmamabear558 Surviving merch There's unironical weebs out there with Doomsday bunkers and instead of classic literature they just have manga and anime and videogames lol.

it’s the new meta

mods plz nerf munting, totally ruins the community goon sesh

Nu-uh! Getting red is what's totally trundular right now!

munting is out already. If you were trendy you would be tlichling instead

Noooo I'm in my early twenties and I don't understand new young people's lingo I don't want to be old !

"Dobbi"

NOT THE FLESHLIGHT F U C K

​@@blakewhite3131It's just canned meat

@@CatSurfer you're right, I know nothing of these ancient peoples

I do wonder how the advent of the internet will change historical research thousands of years from now. Every aspect of humanity is now recorded in an insane amount of detail, but at the same time, to trawl through and make sense of all that information would just be overwhelming.

@@queball685a lot of the internet is already deteriorating over time (especially with links), like most of history the loss of the majority of human information is unavoidable. Honestly probably for the best

​@@queball685Really I think our digital media is too fragile to last.

​@@queball685digital stuff doesnt live well and people historically take little to no care of physical ones with little expection(and those go through dozens of edits)

@@queball685 the entire internet needs to be meticulously maintained.

Possibly influenced by the Spiffing Brit's "Reanu Keeves"

@@tmage23 Perhaps! Though that's not something I've heard of beforehand, and I sometimes switch the first letters of people's names myself lol. Regardless of whether or not it was inspired, it was still pretty hilarious to me!

@@nomoretwitterhandlesyes, it’s called a spoonerism

Soo you too pray to the Great Saul in your times of need?

Better call Saul 🛐

@@deep_bob-wk6nhthis is a common misconception he’s actually just a prophet.

Ancient fungi and bacteria long since thought extinct that the immune system of the 31st century is not able to fight off.

The series Time Trumpet is something you might enjoy then, it was made around 2007, and is set about thirty years later and looks back at the immediete future of the time it was made. You can find it on UKposts.

@@lunabourke3923 bet, thank you!

indeed. i'm especially interested in those battlesuits.