50 Jokes From 50 Episodes That'll Make You P*** Yourself Laughing | Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4
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@thebigbristolian Рік тому
"Too thick for uni and too arrogant for a call centre", is just the most superb way to describe college courses.
@jonathanthecreator2912 Місяць тому
Or Indian accents
@Rubiecat Місяць тому
@@jonathanthecreator2912 your racism is showing
@NZsoupb0y 2 роки тому
Jonny Vegas on the nose. Absolutely stupendous!
@milklover2830 2 роки тому
He doesnt know he has diabetes tho..
@christophersmith1426 2 роки тому
Joined in to say that was delightful
@TheLegendOfOblivion 2 роки тому
@@milklover2830 But it's okay though, he likes sugar it makes him sleepy.
@gee-ees584 2 роки тому
Joe is always a favourite for me, his advice here was on point as usual 🤣. Loved Jimmy's high-horse comment too.
@Pwills 2 роки тому
@@TheLegendOfOblivion and there is nothing wrong with going to the loo 19 times a day 😂🤣
@jobejeffers9177 2 роки тому
Sean Lock was a master and he will be missed!
@Thawhid 2 роки тому
Indeed
@petea2721 10 місяців тому
Really?
@linebrunelle1004 8 місяців тому
dying is not a sign of deity
@musicloverme3993 7 місяців тому
Sean Lock was key to the show!
@finncooke9484 7 місяців тому
For those confused, he died from cancer in late 2021
@MrAnth69er 2 роки тому
Claudia gets so excited and giggly and it makes me smile just seeing how much fun she's having
@kevinflemming5928 2 роки тому
The best time is when Sean is talking about Rectum of the Year. She's almost hysterical lol.
@MrAnth69er 2 роки тому
@@kevinflemming5928 "please make him stop" 🤣🤣
@kevinflemming5928 2 роки тому
Rear of the Year with the gloves off. 😂
@preciosojug0298 7 місяців тому
@@kevinflemming5928 but she's faking it uncomfortably
@John_Ridley 2 роки тому
Alan's bit about the Auckland hotel is another prize moment when Sean was full on laughing. I love to see that.
@forgotn42 2 роки тому
3:27 The pride in his voice when that one popped into his head. Sean Lock's wit was unmatched.
@richsinton5098 2 роки тому
RIP Sean
@aaainaaaa 2 роки тому
@@richsinton5098 he is not funny, bit of a git imo
@forgotn42 2 роки тому
@@aaainaaaa You could've just shut the fuck up and not commented. It may be just your opinion, but it wasn't worth the time you took to write it.
@richsinton5098 2 роки тому
@@aaainaaaa he's dead you knobhead, he was extremely funny to those intelligent people that understood his jokes. I'm presuming you didn't??
@aaainaaaa 2 роки тому
@@richsinton5098 mad bro
@marklandgraf7667 2 роки тому
"That's the cockney pronunciation of 'anodizes'." HAHA diplomatic, insulting, and funny at the same time
@oskahuxley6322 2 роки тому
Anodises.
@aussiechris5904 2 роки тому
@@oskahuxley6322 not in some countries
@codyramsbottom3437 2 роки тому
I thought he was saying antithesis
@oskahuxley6322 2 роки тому
@@aussiechris5904 yeah but in the country that he is in it's anodises.
@ppleeatpple 2 роки тому
@@oskahuxley6322 under your comment with just "anodises" written, an option to translate into English popped up for me which has me cackling like a fool since you very much spelled the word the English way lmao
@yesiamthatgradeAcunt_ 2 роки тому
I still can't get over Johnny's bit, how is it possible that he's that good at it and also, incredibly funny. I should have braced myself before watching this clip, I had a cup of tea in my hand and spilled it all over my thighs, but so worth it.
@FillipJPhry 2 роки тому
Me too. Except it was a forklift.. and I was operating it ....
@RossDougherty 2 роки тому
"No one told me there would be social interaction or I would not have come." - The Ultimate Richard Ayoade quote.
@freddier5376 2 роки тому
Anything involving Sean Lock or Lee Mack is pure gold
@OhElvira 2 роки тому
Sean Lock yes, Lee Mack is terrible
@OhElvira 2 роки тому
@Nick C it’s subjective. Obviously
@zapkvr 2 роки тому
Mack was brilliant on the Fast show
@charlesharper2357 8 місяців тому
Sean was way better at riffing off the other comedians than Lee is
@michael-masi-2021 2 місяці тому
It's such a shame they are both dead now.
@mikewazowksi7938 Рік тому
that "maths cot" joke is so stupidly funny to me i can't stop laughing
@johndolan9859 2 роки тому
Alan Carr is significantly funnier than I think I’ve given him credit for in the past
@olivermueller1979 2 роки тому
Same here!
@secretforreddit 2 роки тому
That bungee bit was superb!
@freddier5376 2 роки тому
“They’re not expensive!”
@OhElvira 2 роки тому
He’s great!
@thedmbgirl 2 роки тому
His "I'll just take down this bunting" at Katherine Ryan is one of my favourite bits ever on this show
@spoonymacoz1 8 місяців тому
"Knocked that one out of the park there Sean!" you certainly did king. Rest easy.
@tigersfan14 2 роки тому
It’s funny and all but it still hurts that one of the greatest was taken from us far too soon.
@badbadrobotrobot959 2 роки тому
What? Who?
@adventuresnz7905 2 роки тому
@@badbadrobotrobot959 Sean unfortunately passed away from cancer earlier this year
@badbadrobotrobot959 2 роки тому
@@adventuresnz7905 Yes. I got to know after scrolling down more comments. Very sad to hear about one of my favourite panellists ever. This show and QI were many times more funny to watch when Sean was present. I had been waiting for new episodes of 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown for such a long time and wondering why there weren't any new episodes. Is the show cancelled for good or will the bring it back in the future?
@VanderlyndenJengold 2 роки тому
@@badbadrobotrobot959 There is a series (22) currently broadcasting with guest captains in lieu of Sean Lock.
@NC7491 2 роки тому
I 've been watching clips of this show for the past couple of weeks. Then when I scroll through the comments, I invariably find people saying how much they miss Sean Lock. I do too. I can't think of many if any celebrities whose death has bummed me out so much. Well, Norm McDonald as well. RIP Sean.
@sheilaross1449 2 роки тому
"well that's 3. That's basic maths." Spoken like someone who wasn't born in December.
@aaroniemcwonley 2 роки тому
Number of changes of direction in the joke at 14:10 is amazing!
@toastedroast 2 роки тому
I hope the shows go on, Although won't be the same without Sean Lock, But there are still plenty of comedians who would fit In well on this show. I can't watch normal countdown, But this I love!!
@thejintymyster6396 2 роки тому
I watched it because one of my teachers was on it and it was dreadful: Ann has no personality whatsoever, she just spoke to them with a monotone, dry voice After each letter was put up, Rachel did a weird terrified staredown at the camera. There is just no personality whatsoever. Whereas Jimmy is a great host. He bounces off the contestants, allows them to make fun of him and everyone does seem to enjoy themselves. It's as Rachel said, Countdown now seems to be a spin-off (and inferior version) of 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
@gtomo3808 2 роки тому
Sean hadn't been a permanent on the show since 2016
@mathiasfrolich613 2 роки тому
@@gtomo3808 you're thinking of regular 8 out of 10 cats. Sean was permanent on the countdown spinoff right up to his death (or at least very close)
@philthy903 2 роки тому
In AU, we don't seem to get the actual Countdown. One of our public broadcasters - SBS - has just launched "Celebrity Letters and Numbers", which (from the trailer) is a rehash of the original Countdown, but the advertised guest list is nobody I've ever seen, so I haven't bothered. If I do end up being bothered (*tee hee*) I'll report back.
@katzrantz 2 роки тому
@@philthy903 yeah it's called letters and numbers here because of Countdown the music show from the 70s/80s. There's been non celebrity letters and numbers in SBS for years.
@michaelbooth2890 2 роки тому
OMG. Rob Beckett and Alan Carr on the same show. I CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!
@khymaaren 2 роки тому
This cracked me up more than it should. What an odd reference...
@bayoubilly5176 2 роки тому
@@khymaaren Its a common 90s expression about Tom Cruises character in a movie.
@khymaaren 2 роки тому
@@bayoubilly5176 I said odd, not unknown. ;)
@ThatCoalSoul 2 роки тому
Sean saying "Well..." always meant comedy-gold was incoming. Now we're left with Joe's "I'll be honest Jimmy..." and "Since you fired me you prick..." note that's not a complaint!
@polarisgemini52 2 роки тому
'Well I am glad you asked Jimmy' You know something insane is coming
@samiface 2 роки тому
One of my very favorite Joe moments from this show is when he comes out advertising for a banister company or something like that, and “his half brother Fabio” brings out the ad banner, and Joe yells, “I said don’t have an erection!” That reminds me, how did none of his “Naming People’s Willies in a Public Bathroom” bit make it into this video?! 😂
@ThatCoalSoul 2 роки тому
@@samiface Oh that poem? It's already on this UKposts channel and it'll probably feature again in at least the next six months, Channel 4 is turning into Dave!
@rowanmelton7643 2 роки тому
Lmao at "Is this a dagger I see before me? Yeah give us your trainers"
@decodolly1535 2 роки тому
"Some teeth in a glass" Thanks Miles, that's my laptop full of coffee!
@McBehrer 2 роки тому
"I'm not saying Sean's drunk all the time, because he's sitting right there, and he gets aggressive when he's drunk. Which he is, all the time"
@andrejohnsen1792 Рік тому
The bungee jumping hotel bit gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vitalygorshkov8993 2 роки тому
30 seconds… yea one of yours DVDs 😂😂😂😂😂 God I miss Sean Lock
@Erebos931 2 роки тому
He was so happy when he thought of that.
@michael-masi-2021 2 місяці тому
Where did he go?
@rogerauger7766 2 роки тому
As a person with type 2 Diabetes Johnny's sugar/sleep joke killed me! Thank you Johnny. 🤣👍👏
@RoelofColyn 2 роки тому
Although Sean Locke got me through a very tough 2 years on shows like this, I'm still very happy this show is still on. Not only is it brilliant, but it makes me think of Sean.
@celticwolff5429 2 роки тому
I still like Jason trying to keep Sean from stepping on his joke. It's almost as good as when Greg Davies swore at Sean for the same thing.
@MLH-vm7lk 2 роки тому
Sean lock 😢what a legend
@jimthebrit 2 роки тому
I can see still watching these episodes for years and years, wondering how this genius comedic environment no longer exists. The Dream Team!
@Tkieron 2 роки тому
Jason's "Maths Cot" is the best mascot ever on Catsdown.
@davidredgrift6253 Рік тому
I liked seans big coat where he put all his shopping
@Paglavc1 2 роки тому
14:01 Delivery for mrs. Tomnus is brilliant.
@zyaicob 2 роки тому
That's a brilliant joke
@beeble2003 2 роки тому
I couldn't tell what he said and I don't get it now that I see it written down. Could somebody put me out of my misery?
@isabellewalker2620 2 роки тому
@@beeble2003 mr tumnus is a faun from the narnia stories. he has goat legs which makes it look like he’s wearing trousers and no shirt on. jon was saying that roisin looked like him by only wearing the bottom half of her onesie
@beeble2003 2 роки тому
@@isabellewalker2620 Aha! Thank you. :)
@dbga30184 2 роки тому
I have seen that bit probably 10, maybe 12 times and this is the first time I finally got the joke.
@jamihanks6962 2 роки тому
Jonny Vegas living up to his name! That was amazing!
@shernkramp4478 2 роки тому
"A math's cot?" LOLOL "I think I've miss heard that."
@joosewv 2 роки тому
I never thought much of Johnny Vegas, but the man can play the nose like few others
@brydon5721 2 роки тому
One of the best shows on Channel 4.
@DJLiddle 2 роки тому
@sehhi vooty did you just copy this comment off the comment off this one...? 😂
@justusbraz 2 роки тому
5:47 is one of my all time favorite moments. In the episode, shortly before the clip, there’s a dig on Jason’s acting skills.
@dominicaustin6016 2 роки тому
Publish the tiger who came out for a pint!
@DanielWillems1995 2 роки тому
We all waiting for new sizzlers by Sean but sadly that’ll never come again!
@corriedebeer799 2 роки тому
Yeah he got a bad case of cardiac arrest.
@lonewretch 2 роки тому
@@corriedebeer799 Well, to be fair, there isn't a good case of cardiac arrest..
@michael-masi-2021 2 місяці тому
Did he retire?
@zenn5150gaming 4 місяці тому
Man I miss Sean Locke...
@randyhochstein8455 2 роки тому
I have often heard of Hawaiian Nose Humming, but that’s the first time I’ve had the pleasure of witnessing it. Live performances are always the best. ✌🏼😎
@RikSolstice 7 місяців тому
Love the expression on Danny Boyle's face the moment Susie starts talking.
@graftarian 7 місяців тому
Danny Dyer maybe?
@RikSolstice 7 місяців тому
@@graftarian Danny Dyer indeed, my bad.
@EM2theBee 2 роки тому
These are some of the most brilliant minds in comedy!
@staceparsons3034 2 роки тому
We miss you Sean!!!
@synthonaplinth5980 9 місяців тому
It was nice of Jason to find Rachel's old cot and bring it to the show....
@charliehalsey6251 2 роки тому
13:25 can see how different/ill Sean looks as that was the most recent episode before he died, so so sad. RIP Sean
@aarontempleman4796 Рік тому
Watching Sean makes me sad. Master of dry humour and sharp cutting comedy. A legend who will be severely missed.
@petea2721 10 місяців тому
😢 watching my family die mad me sad. A person on TV dying means nothing
@martcoombs9031 2 роки тому
Alan Carr on the hotel..... hilarious lol
@BionicRusty 2 роки тому
Thank you all of these comedians 🙏 ……..But Sean has a special place in comedy history 🙏 ❤️💔🎄
@Threemore650 2 роки тому
I only like Sean. The rest are dull by comparison-except possibly Vegas. Carr can eff off with his boring mandate push... and wtf happened to his chin? Why has he had a Desperate Dan implant? He looks normal here, but in his Netflix Special he looks really odd.
@petea2721 10 місяців тому
@Threemore650 you only like him because he is dead.
@glintrhmj 5 місяців тому
British comedians are at a whole other level 😂😂😂😂
@zarinshapurjee9430 2 роки тому
Johnny's nose ukelele was awesome lol 😂😂😂😂
@beefeduptechreviews 2 роки тому
Jon's accents at the best thing on tv
@alexv1591 7 місяців тому
This compilation always cheers me up, brilliant stuff. 🎉
@oliveroverton4539 2 роки тому
This video is bittersweet, missing sean, he was such a witty bloke
@calumsanderson6741 2 роки тому
Jokes about Rob's teeth are like jokes about Jimmy's taxes
@matthewfields5985 2 роки тому
RIP Sean Locke
@nicotinehigh666 2 роки тому
Rest in Paradise Sean Lock you legendary man.
@andrewcappiello5585 Рік тому
If I ever go to the UK and attend a countdown taping, I really hope Rob's there. I won't have to go to Stonehenge.
@theotherchannel2279 Рік тому
I loved watching this. We had all the Jimmy Carrs! Fat Jimmy, skinny Jimmy, Jimmy going bald and then finally plastic Jimmy right at the end. Just brilliant!
@stephjovi 2 роки тому
Rosin should've told that story on WILTY
@NightRanma 2 роки тому
I really fucking miss Sean. His work always makes me laugh
@michaelclendon6997 Рік тому
I have officially lost count of how many times I've watched Johnny's Hawaiian bit 😅😂
@chrishicks7946 Рік тому
9:08 Jon was so entertained he almost prematurely applauded 😀 what skill's by Mr Vegas, he should be on stage in Nevada with a talent like that 😂
@ThisCharmingMan1984 8 місяців тому
Yep, and if Johnny had been around in the 70’s, that could have been his entire act, and he’d have been booked on every light entertainment show that was going; he’d have given whistling Roger Whittaker some competition haha.
@97TheWatcher 2 роки тому
R.I.P Sean
@NewMessage 2 роки тому
I'll be honest... after the third joke, I was out of piss.
@Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому
“That’s what they said at the sauna..”
@1710brett 2 роки тому
Sean Locke will be missed forever xx
@carhog3207 2 роки тому
Do you get money from Guess Who? May be the funniest thing Jimmy Carr has ever said
@dkb138 Місяць тому
The high horse joke about Sarah is the cleverest one in here
@hailfastcorexxx 2 роки тому
God I miss you Sean.
@belvinnadar5782 2 роки тому
3:27 Jimmy went from "Jimmy Carr" to "Jimmy Charred". Jesus that was brutal from Sean.
@charlescutts2387 Місяць тому
This is pure brilliance.😂😂😂
@jollimaiahtacksworth 2 роки тому
Watching this while on the toilet, really helped with the flow
@bexsta7766 2 роки тому
"One of your dvds" 📀 🤣 😏
@maggiemay9381 2 роки тому
My favourite joke that my father told me years back........2 cannibals were talking and one had his arm bandaged.......Did you enjoy your holiday? ....... Oh yes it was great but I won't go self catering again.😂
@natureisallpowerful 2 роки тому
Yeah one of your DVDs 🤣R.I.P. Sean lock
@aaronsjourney2544 2 роки тому
Rest In Power Sean Lock you shall be missed ❤️
@charlesmills6621 2 роки тому
I really miss Sean Lock. I expect that most of us do. RIP, Mr. Lock.
@petea2721 10 місяців тому
Go cry me a river
@lottomillionaire5772 9 місяців тому
I do miss watching Sean Lock on telly, he was brilliant and hilarious. Gone too soon.
@misterhoeflak 2 роки тому
Love these compilations.
@Jorah123456789 2 роки тому
Damn Sean Lock was SAVAGE, definitely one of the greats!
@jegankandiah5877 2 роки тому
I love Jonny playing his nose JeganK
@omind1 2 роки тому
It's like the beat box version of Hawaiian slack key( ?) Guitar.
@AmazinglyAwkward 2 роки тому
God bless Sean Locke. May he RIP
@apmac8516 2 роки тому
Im laughing out loud remembering laughing out loud at all these moments
@markreynolds1436 7 місяців тому
Lol
@brand2workgaming828 2 роки тому
God you can really tell when Sean lock got worse in this video as it carry’s on it’s a shame what a legend
@freddier5376 8 місяців тому
Criminal that “attacking the city of Tokyo” and “you’re gonna kick yourself Susie, you missed Die Hard V” aren’t on here
@mattressfour20 2 роки тому
Thumbs up for Jonny Vegas nose music.
@kaygee301 2 роки тому
Danny is the used car salesman that's secretly a gangster
@theubercaste 5 місяців тому
7:33- Miss Ryan is exquisite ❤❤❤❤❤
@outseeker 2 роки тому
glad kevin got in there right at the end! :) he needs to be on more often
@KiwiHelpgeek 2 роки тому
That bungie thing Alan Carr no longer exists. It's now a building site for an underground train station entrance.
@nbaclips4040 2 роки тому
6:25 the best part of that joke is the sheep part afterwards lol
@nbaclips4040 2 роки тому
and 10:22 Jon drawing Sam on his thumb was the best bit too!
@nbaclips4040 2 роки тому
different bonds different pats! shit job by channel 4 here missing the best bits 12:04
@dewimatthews6037 6 місяців тому
Too thick for college But too arrogant for a Call Centre. (Kevin Bridges : genius)
@itsmehere1 5 місяців тому
6:57 His laugh sounds like the trumpet paet form Livin' La Vida Loca 😂
@hoojchoons2258 2 роки тому
Just not the same now without Sean Lock :( RIP man.
@selaseawakame2185 2 роки тому
Run out of confetti😆😆😆
@michaelmartin4148 13 днів тому
Sean Lock is just epic!
@danf4447 3 місяці тому
"too fecked for a uni but too arrogant for a call center "....that is pretty classic
@AJ-oj5eu Місяць тому
Jonny Vegas on the nose had me dying
@emmaandrews8390 2 роки тому
RIP Sean 💕💕
@timallen3166 2 роки тому
Roisin Conaty is delightful and beautiful.
@RIXRADvidz 2 роки тому
too thick for Uni, too arrogant for a call center Same.
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