A Car Accident Is a Real Mood Killer - Hannibal Buress
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4 роки томуHannibal Buress remembers getting his hat stolen by a very confident thief and getting into a car accident on his birthday.
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@Dirtyblue929 4 роки тому
i love how 90% of hannibal's accents are just him talking louder, lol
@beautifullymastered4581 3 роки тому
He is so funny 😂
@theunrealisticargument2658 3 роки тому
Eric Andre show us the first time I saw him
@PrinceAce72 2 роки тому
@@theunrealisticargument2658 same
@AshVentureOfficial 2 роки тому
@@PrinceAce72 same
@monadamus42 2 роки тому
Lol! Great observation
@willsmithsson3323 3 роки тому
i love how it feels like hes just a normal guy who got famous on accident
@pchiare 3 роки тому
To me like he feels one of the greatest comedic geniuses of all time tbh. He might be a normal guy, but he was always gonna be famous. He's one of the funniest human beings on planet Earth.
@joany7166 3 роки тому
By accident
@Samw1se 3 роки тому
@@pchiare he can joke about such mundane things so effortlessly. Genius
@moistywoisty 3 роки тому
@@joany7166 how?
@joany7166 3 роки тому
Josh Pearce i was correcting his grammar
@mtnd02.06 4 роки тому
Hannibal is one of those guys who's age you can't pinpoint. He looks like he's everything.
@samuelwandrack8276 4 роки тому
MtnD0 2.0 he definitely looks older than 10
@eliassmith3847 4 роки тому
Anywhere between 22 and 40
@rajatbhat7799 4 роки тому
@@samuelwandrack8276 I think he can look even younger than that, if he shaves
@ararepotato1420 4 роки тому
He is at least more than 2
@hop-skip-ouch8798 4 роки тому
Kenan Thompson
@samgouch9841 4 роки тому
"Why do you want to work at Starbucks?" *"Because my life is in shambles"*
@MattIntheHat203 4 роки тому
Sam Gouch me too
@Tommy-hy4ef 4 роки тому
me too
@Plug_Art 4 роки тому
Me three
@favoritemustard3542 4 роки тому
Because the employee discount is free coffee... right?
@SamuelDiaz21 4 роки тому
That part had me dying 😂😂
@ohad.5890 4 роки тому
His accents is just him yelling hahahaha
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому
ohad. Yup
@1994Trill 4 роки тому
Lol every time
@jacey9267 4 роки тому
ohad. Lmao this made my night
@ohad.5890 4 роки тому
@@jacey9267 lmao im glad
@dasledogg64 4 роки тому
Yeah, his accents suck.
@borismuller86 4 роки тому
“Is my swearing spoiling your emergency room experience?” I love the way his brain works.
@n8with8s 4 роки тому
One of my favorite bits is when he gets a jaywalking ticket in Montreal. All kinds of examples of stuff like this in that bit
@crypto9776 4 роки тому
Bro he's of the most funniest comedians ever
@thedavidjscott_ 3 роки тому
That had me laughing hard.
@Henrik46 2 роки тому
It would actually ruin my experience. One of the last things I want when I'm hurt and vulnerable is people talking smack about God.
@USRM1810 2 роки тому
@@Henrik46 that's more fun
@charlesdalast5604 4 роки тому
“I don’t want to die before Will Smith, because I’ll miss that awesome Fresh Prince of Belair marathon.” 😂
@ADAM-tx4nv 4 роки тому
That’s exactly what he said in the video! Hahaha so funny to comment this because is the same thing said in the video above hahahaha like looool
@midlowreborn 4 роки тому
@Fabão he's just posting a funny quote about this 10 minute video that he enjoyed. that's how a UKposts comment works you third world disgrace
@louie9373 4 роки тому
That's a weird thing to live for
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому
I no longer have cable, someone tell me if Nickelodeon still airs Fresh Prince at night?
@socialaccounts1889 4 роки тому
OH MY GAWD DID HE SAY THAT?!
@joaoserra3714 4 роки тому
This guy sounds just like how he looks.
@AslanW 4 роки тому
Like a black Milhouse?
@nilezcole4012 4 роки тому
João Serra black ?
@joaoserra3714 4 роки тому
@@AslanW something like that yeah
@jimgritty7064 4 роки тому
Laid back and slightly baked.
@ibabymomx3 4 роки тому
Gotta love him :)
@Zugzug171 4 роки тому
Biggest flex of 2019, "I have health insurance"
@stayhumble.5686 4 роки тому
Imagine getting full insurance on a car rental
@bobbisue313 4 роки тому
Stop. You guys are blowing my mind
@nguyenminhvuong9244 4 роки тому
What is that, I mean can you explain the joke for me? Please.
@alsuarecords7777 4 роки тому
Nguyen Minh Vuong We are very poor son. 😞
@ltsjoke5443 4 роки тому
@@nguyenminhvuong9244 american healthcare affordability is a joke
@Regrettable-Username 4 роки тому
"I wasn't driving *_other people failed me_* " 😆
@beautifullymastered4581 3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@stevepolychronopoulis 3 роки тому
That was for some reason the one line that made me laugh out loud.
@company3894 3 роки тому
I know two things about Hannibal. He’s a cool dude, and he’s got health insurance
@journalsfromdavid 2 роки тому
Can’t go wrong with health insurance
@eyeconqueror1185 2 роки тому
@@journalsfromdavidgiant scam destroying lives yaaaaay
@saile1011 4 роки тому
"I'm walking the street with my face broken, what if my enemies find out?" Bro what kinda mob life Hannibal got?
@ninjaloving1 4 роки тому
He's a landlord.
@ttv_mrjack6749 4 роки тому
@@ninjaloving1 'You didn't fix my leaky showerhead" *uppercuts Hanibal*
@austinmc12 3 роки тому
Then uppercut him and his Brains pop out🤣🤣
@Atesjb 3 роки тому
@@ttv_mrjack6749 You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
@TURFCC 2 роки тому
Bill Cosby gots goons 😂😂
@Cmoreau27 4 роки тому
“I have health insurance and this ambulance shall be reasonable”
@Cmoreau27 4 роки тому
Auto Driven get a life
@jolttsp 4 роки тому
I heard Mitch Hedberg when he said that and now I'm sad
@rafaeltrivino1790 4 роки тому
You're right and now I'm sad as well. Thanks for nothing.
@rafaeltrivino1790 4 роки тому
Amberlamps.
@Cmoreau27 4 роки тому
OttogiCurry you guys know this story isn’t new right? He first told this story years ago
@MGoldmen 4 роки тому
" I'M NOT SCARED OF DEATH. I'M SCARED OF PEOPLE CRIP WALKING ON MY GRAVE "
@ezrahaskard3527 3 роки тому
Aye sir this is a reminder your comment got a lot of likes.
@jorgey4 3 роки тому
i wanna learn how to crip walk now. but I'm sure he's gonna request to be cremated so a flock of dumbasses can't crip walk on his grave now.
@BlekJamal 2 роки тому
@@ezrahaskard3527 Aye sir this is a reminder your comment didn’t get that many likes
@derrik1878 2 роки тому
@@BlekJamal bwahaha
@BlekJamal 2 роки тому
@@derrik1878 Neither did yours... Derick...
@asynchronicity 4 роки тому
“When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.”
@ffnovice7 3 роки тому
First
@gilbert4394 4 роки тому
“You can go get me some biscuits talkin like that”🤣
@WaffleShortage 4 роки тому
moved to Memphis recently... people are super nice, but i sure don't want to hear that type of speech when im getting medical advice/updates.
@aliwaytv1857 4 роки тому
Bailey Gilbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
@platypus8074 4 роки тому
We all just gonna pretend his southern accent wasn't just somebody yelling?😂
@mrEofPlanetEarth 4 роки тому
Plot twist: this commenter is from the south😜
@Jesse__H 4 роки тому
@@mrEofPlanetEarth I'm west coast and yeah it was so bad as to be almost non-existent 😅
@k1ngsmok378 4 роки тому
Yes we are
@Triqkshot 2 роки тому
Let’s be honest, a few of Hannibal’s accents are him just raising his voice lmfao
@samylemzaoui2298 Рік тому
that's the hannibal touch
@vilespecter 4 роки тому
The censorship in this video is a real mood killer
@sisi11122 4 роки тому
Ooh yes Captyn. Really sucks.
@lostleviathan2352 4 роки тому
Not as much of a mood killer as a car crash tho
@theundead-predator1455 3 роки тому
@@lostleviathan2352 nah more like the plane crash
@Chazbc 3 роки тому
His cursing would've ruined my emergency room experience.
@nikkyboy1067 3 роки тому
Hannibal is losing his touch
@AB-rr3le 4 роки тому
I like whatever is coming out of Hannibal's mouth
@gc7956 4 роки тому
Thats what she said
@404thegeek3 4 роки тому
@@gc7956 I'm not sure about that one buddy
@rafaeltrivino1790 4 роки тому
What if he said he didn't like you and you'll die alone? All that came out of his mouth.
@AB-rr3le 4 роки тому
@@rafaeltrivino1790 well I don't like myself neither, so 🤷🏻♂️ Hannibal won that one too
@dmitri5299 4 роки тому
@@rafaeltrivino1790 it would be random and funny
@xieotv2386 4 роки тому
“Sew my skull up I have health insurance.”
@SoggyHotDoggy 4 роки тому
“My name Jill, they call me Jill Billy!” “Euuuggh...”
@robertshultz7852 4 роки тому
Boy walk like when u get off the toilet and ur legs sleepin lmao
@mirzokhidshavkatov2129 4 роки тому
*slippin
@hotpotato7701 3 роки тому
@@mirzokhidshavkatov2129 no he meant sleepin
@cosmikgazer 3 роки тому
He’s bow legged, that’s why
@micpango 3 роки тому
Probably the car accident
@HELLO_without_the_H 4 роки тому
"I'm staring in a reality show call dude is bleeding out of his head"....."I'm fading in and out" 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NextFantasyRiDe 4 роки тому
My man out here looking like Randy Jackson from american idol.
@Venusneighbor 4 роки тому
Lmaoo
@ac8D3 4 роки тому
Good observation
@juicymiss87 4 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MileHighMonroe 4 роки тому
Wait that’s not him?
@ffnovice7 3 роки тому
Rip
@h2gkmtfo 3 роки тому
“Sir there are families in here !” “Oh so my cursing is ruining their emergency room experience”
@ricepresident2990 3 роки тому
I love how crip walking is a necromantic ritual in this context
@Tracy_Grimshaw 4 роки тому
he actually had me in tears at that ambulance part wow lol
@redcapphony 4 роки тому
The birthday car accident literally happened to me so I can definitely relate. Totally ruined my chances. 😂
@buiscutdog9090 4 роки тому
@pavo6503 you guys deserve a small reward here have a cookie! 🍪🍪
@johnJAS66 4 роки тому
Humberto Martin same
@imAdolff 4 роки тому
A car hit my homie on his bday riding his bike home from work lol
@CALIBA88 Рік тому
i had it even nicer with loosing licence and getting some psychological trauma that haunted me 5yrs. 19birthday
@krs695 Рік тому
@@CALIBA88 if you lost your license you probs been driving reckless?
@wabb1e156 4 роки тому
I flick pickle juice on my sandwiches for FLAVOR
@brentlindgren4441 3 роки тому
"Yeah I said it. Starring at me won't make me take it back" The single most relatable thing I ever heard a comedian say. I love Hannibal's sets. We all think it, he said it.
@JJ-ec9lp 4 роки тому
I did read this title as *”a car accident is a real mood”* And went “Same.”
@greenmean6414 4 роки тому
*Seek HELP*
@59Fif 4 роки тому
I Løve Jøsh Dun. 💀
@strawberryshortcake1258 4 роки тому
@@greenmean6414 judging by their name there is no help for them
@dogwalk3 4 роки тому
haha, same. but i haven't seen the real title yet & i ain't gonna.
@paulinadeluca9117 4 роки тому
Also in an accident, whatever song you were enjoying before you crashed will also be playing during and after the wreck lol you kind of want it to turn off like "this is NOT the right background music for this event"
@paktru 4 роки тому
Yup.
@brianturnbough4955 4 роки тому
Great, now I have a fear of dieing to "locked away"
@LustyClassyCat 4 роки тому
Meow 😻
@LustyClassyCat 4 роки тому
When i was in an accident that wasn't my fault there was a really cool upbeat jazz tune i had never ever heard and it was so cool (the tune i mean). Never found out the name.
@nicotiutalupau6472 4 роки тому
Paulina De Luca Ma’am, I’m gonna have to ask you to change your profile picture for the duration of November.
@macro776 3 роки тому
Idk if Hannibal realizes some day some one will definitely crip walk on his grave now.
@Churrodurro 4 роки тому
"Better bring me some biscuits talking like that" 😂 and they'd be real good ones I bet
@project_xcloudx530 2 роки тому
"Stop cripwalkin on my grave"😂😂
@rsuffridge1 4 роки тому
"Nah, you just do it for me and then we ain't gotta speak of it again."
@GhengizKanye 3 роки тому
His southern accent impression is just him yelling
@alison4316 3 роки тому
"...My mom would be horrified if I died like that." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That whole bit was fantastic.
@dankdonuts5185 4 роки тому
that last joke with the rental car highlights Hannibals specific sense of humor so well
@Vlex24 4 роки тому
He said “ sew my skull up I got health Insurance” LMAOO
@louie9373 4 роки тому
I would come off the anesthesia mid sentence like, "...them digits girl?." "Where am I?"
@snicker12 4 роки тому
Smooth brother
@beastbum 4 роки тому
No you wouldn't, you don't even talk like that
@louie9373 4 роки тому
@@beastbum you're right... cuz only blacks talk like dat
@anonymousadvice496 3 роки тому
A Dove Soap Ad in the middle of a joke is a real mood killer
@stringfellowhawk4843 4 роки тому
Hannibal is probably in the top 3 most underrated comedians of this decade. Dude needs to have his own TV show.
@markelkhatib2524 4 роки тому
He could have a sitcom and it'd be good
@ellohooman3244 2 роки тому
He’s an awesome comic but terrible actor!
@RCSDominoToppling 3 роки тому
Underrated joke at the end: "That doesn't work for ANYTHING ELSE in life!" "I don't have any examples."
@LeponicStudios 3 роки тому
My first time seeing this guy was on the Eric Andre show back in the day and this is the most I've ever seen him talk
@Lollita23 3 роки тому
You never watched Broad city?
@weworeitforawhile 4 роки тому
Why didn't he give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate?
@akm7812 4 роки тому
Why?
@xblueexilex111 4 роки тому
Miguel Horta ikr
@LarryFisherman5 4 роки тому
delet this
@mrcr33py 4 роки тому
@@akm7812 The Eric Andre Show watch and you can thank me later
@PONYBOYonline 4 роки тому
This bit happened way before that
@supersquare 4 роки тому
It's crazy how this set still holds up no matter how many times I've seen it! One of Hannibal's classic sets
@SheenylHassan 3 роки тому
I love how he just sprinkles the fact that he has health insurance as a joke
@0xEARTH 3 роки тому
"that doesn't work for anything else in life! ...i don't have any examples" thanks hannibal, very cool
@JM-dw6ss 4 роки тому
"You can go get me some biscuits talkin like that"
@ash91_ 3 роки тому
Hannibal is awesome and his style is unique. I really love his stand up.
@Ruben-wm7hx 4 роки тому
“My life is in shambles” Crowd: 😂😂💀🤣🤣😭😭
@thabonyewe138 4 роки тому
"you better get me a biscuit talking like that". that killed me.
@justsil2611 4 роки тому
one of those talented comedians who makes me laugh out loud when I'm watching alone instead of with people
@MoeMalik 4 роки тому
Love Hannibal, delivery always on point
@Samurai78420 3 роки тому
He's just always solid and very consistent. I don't laugh at everything but I always laugh a lot.
@sweatshirtmusik Рік тому
“…and then you can get me some biscuits for talking like that” 😂
@gregsmasochisticcommentfac2244 4 роки тому
"I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was why do you want to work at Starbucks? Uh, because my life is in shambles." This is a fantastic set, a tight 10:23. #HannibalBuress
@dajosh42069 4 роки тому
By FAR, my favorite comedian. Love this guy's tone, jokes, and timing. :)
@chibaby0306 4 роки тому
He is absolutely hilarious
@LawJones413 11 місяців тому
This is one of the best sets I've ever heard.
@essawmengisteab7016 2 роки тому
I got health insurance is absolutely legendary 😂
@JayMARTY16 4 роки тому
This is quality content right here
@dreamscape4855 3 роки тому
As a southerner, I found the Jillbilly portion to be fucking hilarious
@unsungzero787 Рік тому
Hannibal is the antithesis to being motivated and I love him for it
@johneisenhauer4864 4 роки тому
Good thing he didn’t say anything about Kobe dying before him
@MobstrLobster 4 роки тому
fr
@66666666666691 4 роки тому
Hahah would have been funny if he did 😂😂
@earlcapone205 4 роки тому
I’m dead 😭😂
@panzershrekboy 4 роки тому
ronnie, walker you’re Kobe?
@stockholm5040 4 роки тому
James Alexander bro💀💀
@alexharrislove 4 роки тому
This should have been titled "I got health insurance."
@rinpaisys 4 роки тому
All I took away from this is that he has health insurance.
@ChefPiggy 4 роки тому
He’s literally wearing 50 shades of grey
@iAmEdwinHamilton 4 роки тому
Pinky hey girl! 👋🏽👋🏽
@supersquare 4 роки тому
lmfaooo
@SScozzari 4 роки тому
Pinky I think we need to discuss what literally means😂
@gets187 4 роки тому
You can wear me in 50 different shades too baby
@Plug_Art 4 роки тому
Original
@DominationOC 4 роки тому
Damn this was 7 years ago
@SKa-tt9nm 4 роки тому
D W Hannibal is 36. A simple google search would have prevented you from having to do math.
@jakeboynton 4 роки тому
S K you don’t like math that much?? God damn man math isn’t even hard
@SKa-tt9nm 4 роки тому
Jake Boynton. I don’t like wrong math. Which is exactly what the guy I responded to had.
@jakeboynton 4 роки тому
S K huh? He just said it was 7 years ago
@jakeboynton 4 роки тому
S K nvm you were responding to someone who deleted their comment
@brilleargasm7342 3 роки тому
"Man, I got health insurance!" 😂😂😂
@Callmelucky 2 роки тому
That ambulance joke had me cracking up and the health insurance 💀
@7ebr830 Рік тому
"I haven't got any examples" 🤣 Such honesty.
@50shadyy39 4 роки тому
"Sew my head up man, I got health insurance!!"
@bondsboy 4 роки тому
I usually laugh every 7-10 seconds watching this guy. I need to see him on tour he's crazy af
@anoobius3330 3 роки тому
Here is something weird I found out today: I usually like watching Eric Andres skits which sometimes had Hannibal in them. Since I'm usually curious about things on the internet, I searched up my birthday on famous birthdays thinking I would find Rosa parks again, but little did I know, I found Hannibal.
@thepsychicpeach8425 3 роки тому
I underestimated how funny Hannibal is😂
@hoff4301 3 роки тому
His smile is contagious
@stephenkubica9829 4 роки тому
Hannibal!!! Always funny, thanks comedy central!!
@jakethesnake95 4 роки тому
"she coulda been an extra in a bubba sparxxx video" 😂😂😭😭
@dannyclifton4295 3 роки тому
You know the comedy bit is gonna be good when the title of the video makes you audibly laugh
@chillwanderer3750 3 роки тому
The way Hannibal talks, alone, is so funny
@jorayx 4 роки тому
"Because my life is in shambles."
@gettingtoastedatq 4 роки тому
“I have the full insurance and I have to leave here with it I’m just wreck it out of spite”
@electricturtle3326 4 роки тому
The fresh Prince lines were GOLD
@tayoneumann9533 2 роки тому
Hannibal is one of the greats, unbelievably prolific: never saw anything of his that sucked and didn'd make me laugh.
@jackspence4762 3 роки тому
For some reason Hannible makes me feel he could get way with anything. He could actually eat people and we'd laugh about it 😂
@donj6611 3 роки тому
hannibal the cannibal
@Yayaxoxoxo95 2 роки тому
I love how petty he is 😆
@Eshkanama 3 роки тому
Bruh.... “you can go me some BIZKITS talking like that” 😭
@miguelmalando7066 4 роки тому
Best underrated comedian
@savalifetv 4 роки тому
That back drop is *dope* 👌
@dankman239 3 роки тому
" JILL BILLY! " " UHH??" YUCK. Lmafooooo
@yourworstnightmare1332 Рік тому
The way hannibals tells his story you know he’s gonna be funny throughout.
@codeybales1593 3 роки тому
idk how im watching hanibal and youtoube interrupts it with an ad like, " I bet you like knitting , here a website for yarn."
@inky_._ghoul 4 роки тому
"You can give me some Biscuits talkin like Dah!"☠
@rose4490 4 роки тому
I just can't stop loving Hannibal Buress!
@ice1476 Рік тому
Sew my head up I’ve got health insurance lmfao
@BagOfSuck 4 роки тому
He always kills it!
@ddray1992 3 роки тому
Hannibal is the type of person id look to save me from a bad time.
@pryingeyes1551 Рік тому
I misread that as "Hannibal is the type of person I'd like to save from a hurricane. " That tells me that the Ambien's kicking in.
@gabenelson6220 2 роки тому
This guy is awesome. Thanks for the laughs, Hannibal!
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