Watch dark times

I like turtles.

They're usually whiny and make stupid decisions like in real life

12 year olds in reality: “Articulte” “Charasmatic”

@@Hunter-wl6ed practice makes perfect, if you're 12 and you're reading this and wanna catch girls, learn a lot of cool song lyrics and use them when they apply...

No bass allowed!

What you mean the big guitar? Pfft.

Rhythm guitar all the way!

@@anonymousmouse7161 defgecd And if you don't get that, then whatever.

I expected a joke like "what's a bass?", as if suggested by the cameraman

Still cool.

@@sublimeade you didn't need to tell us you're 14

@@kj_H65f That's the charitable assumption here tbh

Maybe they played Scrabble or something. I dunno.

@@Clemppu Yeh. Maybe it was all cool an wholesome like in Michael Jackson's Neverland

It might be his parents record collection.

@@jaredliv He might have gone to a random stranger's house that he stalked for weeks until he could sneak inside and film in front of their vinyl collection.

I think it mightve been Carl's

​@@Brandon-bc5umWho?

some guy liked when there was 666 and ruined it for everyone. 668th like btw

@@coltonbates629 Thank you for helping us move on.

me too, brother. I still have my record player

@@coltonbates629 I'm the 888th, BABY!

We all gotta get roasted at some point.

i was laughing sm 😂

Yeah, middle schooler, but a highschooler tho

So accurate

2:43

Wasn't expecting to hear a Nazareth reference on this video tbh.

I remember that CSI episode where Bieber guest starred and got shot by the cops blew up everywhere on the internet

Yup. Mostly bc Teenage wasteland is actually the original title of Baba O'riley (can't remember why they changed it tho), I felt for that girl

@@lorryjennifer9816 "Who's your favourite band?" "Yes." "Yes is your favourite band?" "No, WHO's my favourite band!" "I don't know, that's why I asked!!!"

@@0Fyrebrand0 First base

That’s from Freaks and Geeks. Seth Rogan’s character is the “cool” guy and the younger girl trying to be cool tells him her favorite song is Teenage Wasteland. Awesome show.

And the generation before that: "everyone else listens to Eminem and slipknot and Manson, I'm listening to the classic rock and metal stuff. I'm so edgy and cool!" And further back and further back. I guess when the drum where invented some guy said he only liked listening to a hollow tree being slammed on. That's the classic sound!

@@loadingmikke7451 "Ha! Imagine listening to Beethoven. _I_ listen to the Big Unga Bungas. Man, I should've been born in the Paleolithic era!"

Or if it's anything jazz related you'll find persona fans (pretending to like jazz).

@Læx damn dont you hate it when a TV show brings a new audience to music you like.....

I absolutely agree. Shoot, people got to make more music like this

Pogger fortnite

best worst acting

Prolly a middle schooler lmao.

Smooth move

He's in his twenties I'm pretty sure lol, so... good actor (imo).

I was exactly like that around the year 2000, no Guitar Hero needed for that.

For me it was Tony Hawk's and UKposts.

It was GTA San Andreas for me, and that took me down the rabbit hole of so much good music, albeit older music.

Guitar Hero was made as an educational tool, the developers themselves wanted kids of that generation to know about rock

@@alexbrunoyo5024 The Tony Hawk Pro Skater games and Crazy Taxi basically created the pop punk kids of the early 2000s

Your trolling skills are great, but you'll have to beat shenlong before your ready to face me

Coon meat is lousy with parasites!

​@@chrischickering1959 Son, I'd been scraping coon meat off route 26 since before the Berlin Wall was torn down. Been munching on the stuff every time the devil's lettuce was making my stomach act up. There ain't nothing wrong with a little racoon every now and then, if you eat in moderation. Any of that medical mumbo jumbo you hear on the news or the Internet is just the leftist media being too soft on the kids these days. Still, I appreciate your concern for my and my wife's health! May God bless your soul and keep on rocking!

I laughed so hard just now I think I woke up my housemates

There's nothing worse than going into a bar and a Boomer is hogging the jukebox and some Millennial who thinks Boomers are cool is talking about how they don't listen to none of this new stuff, not all of their generation has bad taste, and that modern music just can't stand up to the literally two (sometimes three) guitar chords that every Boomer-tune ever, used in every single song. This troll sums it up perfectly. When I think of famous, classic rock Boomer bands, they're all just Jim Morrison to me.

ikr XD

And it's also true... they were.

@MÅGÅ TÊÅRS ARË HÜMÅÑ NÏRVÃNÃ Sable Starr was 13

I was looking for this comment lmao

@MÅGÅ TÊÅRS ARË HÜMÅÑ NÏRVÃNÃ they were children. So what if they wanted to be there, children are dumb. Grown men exploiting children

there wasn't even a "b" - it was in your head.

@@virtualmartini well I mean there wasn't another way to let us know he plays bass

rock fan's lack of understanding of bass is so sad lol.

I thought he uttered a B

@@virtualmartini he started mouthing out a B

Andy's right!

That's cause it was almost 4 minutes :)

Just say 4

He's doing this thing with his hands in his pockets

What do you mean acting

@@zeromega He's like pretending to be like someone who he's like, not? and then like, hah, like he's doing it so like, nice, that like he totally sounds like thet kind of like, stereotype rooted in like, reality, that he's like, acting as, that you totally like, buy it and make 4 like minutes feel like slightly longer than like, 4 and like, a half?

"I listen to vinyl records on youtube"

Honestly people who say shit like that either don't actually own a record player, don't use it at all, or just got into it Im guilty of hyping up vinyl records too... after few years of crate digging i honestly don't even hear a difference between playing a record vs playing something from Spotify using the same overpriced speakers lol but back then i would argue its somehow better lmao I still love to surf shops with old shit qnd find cool records but it definitely has nothing to do with sound, its just cool to have a vinyl record of whatever

@@aw2584 Yeah. The sound is actually diffrent. Like not noticable or in anyway better, but always slightly shifted. I like to play along to songs and I noticed that songs on vinly often are a bit higher or lower cause of minimal speed diffrences. These could be argued to be worse honestly haha. But I like it. Makes the music seem more individual. It's bullshit probably, but that's what I love about vinyl

@@somone124 I think it's just your record player messing up or your records have not been preserved well lol for example people talk about loving the "vinyl crackling noise" but for actual vinyl record owners that shit is a curse as it means your record is fucked up lmao a brand new record ain't got no crackling, it develops overtime if you don't take care of it. Some differences are also self implied and I think every electric guitar player knows what's up; people with decades of experience will argue about "tonewood" and how irrelevant parts of the guitar will significantly affect their sound and they truly believe it and hear it... because they believe it, in reality the physics prove the sound of said electric guitar is all in its electronics, pickups, strings and their distance from said pickups plus few other things but despite how quantifiable this is PLENTY of people still believe random shit like how the goddamn COLOUR OF THE GUITAR MAKES A SONIC DIFFERENCE because that's the strenght of autosugestion. For example, snd this also happened to every guitsr player at some point, i would sit for 10 minutes adjusting my equaliser pedal trying to find that sweet spot, I would increase the lower, bassy sounds and be like nah that's too much, scoop the mids, boost the trebble only to think nah, that bassy sound felt more full... only to realise the EQ pedal is in bypass mode and I spent last 10 minutes fiddling a turned off pedal. Debating how it affects my sound. So yeah. lmao

@@aw2584 It's actually what you said, slight inproper storing of the vinyl by the previous owner. As a real vinyl enthusiast that and crackling created through the use of the previous owner is actually what I love though. Because that's the diffrence between vinyl and digital. Vinyl gets used and it shows. I've never liked a fresh of the plant vinyl. As you said, there's no diffrence; but my Disintegration vinyl has a lot of crackling, especially at love song and is slightly slower than it should be and these signs, that somebody actually listened to it alot before selling it, make me love it so much. I know it's pseudo romantic bullshit, but that's actually what I love about vinyl; the stories behind it

so, ah-heh, that's the spelling?!

As if he’s not the size of a child already

Tfw cinematographic tricks using angles are used in UKposts videos

I figured he was just on his knees as part of the gag.

what do you mean lol they keep going back to the shot of him in the brown hoodie which is shot from below eye level

No it's not.

*Dohemian Ratsody

Yosemian Rat City

@@sirgreyspear Swahilian raft silly

All the while rubbing his fingers all over the record lolol.

he says dohenian rasity

I was shocked this middle schooler even knew his name

Freddy was bi though

@@ashreprobite3774 Freddie, you're gay

Al Murray did it better the joke requires homophobia to work not general ignorance just Google Al Murray Queen

@WLM never forget Cannon Hinnant, Jessica Whitaker yeah That's the point

Were you the classic rock stan or were they?

Nah he should have been way more homophobic for true accuracy

@@maximumoverdrive3092 agreed. This is the shit I heard in high school. Middle school was on a whole other level

@@maximumoverdrive3092 yes. Im Speaking from experience of course LMAO

Get with the times boomer, middle schoolers are complaining about Billie Eilish these days.

@Brodie Ainsworth get with the times loser, middle schoolers are complaining about anything that makes them stand out

He was complaining about Justin Bieber so I assumed it's a 2012 time period

@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 that one irks me bc that last Billie Eilish album was REALLY well produced

@@joelwilcox5424 In music it's not production value that matters.

The 40+ years old man who only listens to music from his youth, and heavily criticizes any new artists, with deep condescension, all in a long-winded rant absolutely no one asked for.

How many lockers did you get shoved in

The hell were they gonna say "I disagree that your favorite bands are The Beatles and Queen"

he's pulling from when he was that age lol

This comment gave me PTSD. I remember when you couldn’t watch a single music video on UKposts between 2010-2012 without some “hur hur this is better than Justin Bieber”

That tradition is *very* alive today

i was.

lmao that was me in middle school

Oh my god this is exactly what it reminded me of

Where i live its quite warm. Did i miss out on something?

@@mmmmmmmmmmm10 it was an interesting experience.

washington moment

they probabily "scissors"

@@dariocampanella7992 Clever

"Hey, can you cover a shift this weekend?" "Sorry, I'm observing [Black] Sabbath."

"I can't make it, I'll be listening to Rush Limbaugh" to get out of social situations is mine

It goes all the way up through undergrad these days.

What's the requisite age necessary to be considered competent enough to comment on politics?

"So there's this really funny uhh.... youtuber called Jreg... or Dreh he likes to joke about how his name uhhh would be pronounced, because it sounds stupid he-he. ...... Uhhh so he does this really funny.. Do you know what the political compass is?"

Or any SJW

@@XDWX dude... you said SJW, in the current year... you're the type of person he's talking about

Hey, thanks! Glad you think so!

@@Joel-Haver yeah you're really 'cinema verite' and i don't mean that ironically :D

I believe you mean 'your'. Your welcome.

@@craggle2332 thankn't you

@@Logan-go4rn you made me day

It's obviously Achilles last stand if you say different you're totally a poser because I have the best opinion

@@TheGreatsagegoku This but unironically

And when someone says Stairway to Heaven you complain how overrated that song is even though you regularly play it on repeat.

This is a unique problem when you're poor. You can't afford not to wear a shirt handed down or gifted to you, so you end up getting these questions and having no answers.

@@jaypee9575 A fitting punishment for poor people letting themselves get poor! / s

My biggest pet peeve is people who insert it between every word.

I prefer people using "like" as an alternative to "ummm", it sounds slightly less braindead.

@@zadmeck what if they said "like umm"

@@zadmeck no, like sounds a lot more braindead lol

@@zadmeck like is a much more annoying word to hear every .2 seconds imo

Oh no I forgot about "born in the wrong generation." That phrase legit just gave me chills.

Yikes

The profile pic and name imply you were born in that generation LOLOLOL!! XDDDD

@@Taricus imagine thinking this comment wasn’t satirical..couldn’t be me...

@@_d.v.j.l_2624 hey why don't you calm down a little bit

To be fair, a Morrison Jesus would be pretty badass tho

that's one specific teacher lmao

@@hacooray525 They’re not altogether uncommon in Catholic education; as far as those types go he was actually a pretty good guy.

But Morrison is Jesus

Well your teacher wasn't wrong. Morrison just took a lot of acid. That will make anyone think they're a profit if they do enough

Yeah, fuck you for taking an interest in a new band and enjoying it.

i love judas priest. beyond the realms of death has one of the best guitar solos of all time in my opinion

I like the fact you said “you don’t even know who HE is”. That’s some fine attention to detail.

"He is" lol

Story of the life of a wannabe gatekeeper lol

LOL. ive always said it makes me feel like a kid

Ego death got rid of that kinda stuff for me thankfully

Acid dissolves your manhood.

...

It's just a phase...

Shit it’s happening to me

@@williamlohman6892 lol same here

It's depressing af. Which means it's amazing.

You have no interaction with them, but you say the portrayal is accurate?

@@annereilley4892 I should have said that it *feels* disturbingly accurate. I've been a middle schooler and Joel's portrayal is like seeing a person made up of a handful of kids from my past and probably a bit of myself as well. It's discomforting to see the dorky lack of sophistication that's common in middle schoolers. It's relatable and well executed.

I thought u meant at 38 u still act like a middle schooler haha

Soooooo ... did you slap yourself to make sure you were awake and not dreaming? Also, badass Name!

@@CalamityCain I think slapping them was more on my mind also ty

That's like saying modern pop wouldn't exist without Bob Dylan. That's not even a statement, it's just nothing

He’s right bro we all know John Lennon was the first to rap about pimps and hos

have you even heard 'its alright ma' by Bob Dylan ?

honestly fucking same... but hyperpop is amazing so i dont care hell yes modern music is way cooler and more interesting

but i thought who was on first

Third base

I really like the band that is playing. - Yes, The Band is playing. Who is the Band? No, this is the band, not who. -What? No, the band.

oh dear

Who’s on first

yeah...

yeah, but the difference is, that rock bands weren't just "fads" for teenagers like justin bieber...... Led Zeppelin had plenty of fans from kids to old people...... I seriously doubt you would find many old people listening to bieber :D:D:D

@@itkojecockot i think you missed the joke there

@@brunosouza3326 not really...... I still had a good laugh and I also know it's all true...... John Bonham himself had some "controversial" stories about sleeping with underage girls...... back then it was acceptable, cause it was different era, plus he was very famous rockstar...... so he got away with it....... today, he'd be probably already cancelled :D:D

@@itkojecockot Why....... do..... you...... speak...... like this.......

Cherdleys is funny imo, but Joel is on another level

Joel's comedy if far different from cherdleys.

Joel IQ>>>Cherdley IQ

@skankhunt42 Yeah that's kinda the problem. They're all funny, if it's the only one you've watched

@skankhunt42 Cherdleys vids always have really unfunny insta hoes in them too.