A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr

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Here is a WHOLE HOUR of Jimmy's best jokes taken from the following stand-up specials.
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@susannemcallister
@susannemcallister Рік тому
I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂
@CanuckTony
@CanuckTony Рік тому
I know right?
@michaelmisanthrope
@michaelmisanthrope Рік тому
Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.
@thetruthyoucantfight212
@thetruthyoucantfight212 Рік тому
I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.
@jerryb216
@jerryb216 Рік тому
Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else. Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political
@nopefranks1154
@nopefranks1154 Рік тому
​@@jerryb216 yes Jimmy looks posh but then his mouth starts moving.
@jojimbousagi5903
@jojimbousagi5903 Рік тому
"... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭
@myarmsrgone
@myarmsrgone Рік тому
"My mum died of cancer" "...but it was funnier than this" That was gold
@charlidog2
@charlidog2 Рік тому
The best heckle ever.
@themrpantsman1757
@themrpantsman1757 Рік тому
we watched the video
@myarmsrgone
@myarmsrgone Рік тому
@@themrpantsman1757 blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though
@gregthompson3785
@gregthompson3785 Рік тому
Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Рік тому
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UKposts? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
@D-C1
@D-C1 Рік тому
unless your vicky🤣
@arcangle7444
@arcangle7444 Рік тому
@@D-C1 xD
@AsherSkylark
@AsherSkylark 11 місяців тому
it is brilliant. Thanks to top gear i was introduced to this man
@gregthompson3785
@gregthompson3785 10 місяців тому
@@AsherSkylark Top gear is also brilliant!
@JG-vh1xc
@JG-vh1xc Рік тому
Why is this man my comfort comedian
@markovmily6950
@markovmily6950 Рік тому
That encapsulates it well
@marksandsmith6778
@marksandsmith6778 Рік тому
You're overstressed
@reallystraightguy2716
@reallystraightguy2716 Рік тому
Listen to The Ricky Gervais Show podcasts after listening to the XFM radio shows. Those are also quite comforting.
@danielh3719
@danielh3719 Рік тому
Probably because your gay.
@user-pe1fb9ic5r
@user-pe1fb9ic5r Рік тому
read his book xx
@thebritishbushman8389
@thebritishbushman8389 7 місяців тому
This needs to be released as an audio podcast. Listening to this at night with eyes closed is just awesomely funny.
@ZippyG
@ZippyG Місяць тому
It’s all as albums on Spotify.
@jasonrahm9489
@jasonrahm9489 Рік тому
Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man
@Kyanzes
@Kyanzes Рік тому
Certainly his own league.
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Рік тому
He changed many men 😶
@darkside5452
@darkside5452 Рік тому
The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…
@allindbz
@allindbz 9 місяців тому
The irony
@HWPcville
@HWPcville Рік тому
The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.
@paulkielty8385
@paulkielty8385 Рік тому
Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.
@carljansen3118
@carljansen3118 Рік тому
This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Рік тому
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UKposts? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
@MrGrifft
@MrGrifft Рік тому
I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.
@jondon3182
@jondon3182 Рік тому
@@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you
@MrGrifft
@MrGrifft Рік тому
​@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny. Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance. Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet. And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.
@letters_from_paradise
@letters_from_paradise Рік тому
@@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎
@timfronimos459
@timfronimos459 Рік тому
Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.
@samueledwards9877
@samueledwards9877 Рік тому
Absolutely brilliant as always. Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!
@THEJR-of5tf
@THEJR-of5tf Рік тому
Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.
@tomemery7890
@tomemery7890 Рік тому
@@THEJR-of5tf that's not what he meant by "touring down under"
@direwolfen
@direwolfen Рік тому
Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya
@spridle
@spridle Рік тому
I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.
@annakonda386
@annakonda386 Рік тому
He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.
@leviapplepie
@leviapplepie Рік тому
Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!
@jockmcque3018
@jockmcque3018 Рік тому
My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Рік тому
Huh....? 🤔
@oldjcb
@oldjcb Рік тому
Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁
@hecateswolf6007
@hecateswolf6007 Рік тому
Me too 😴💤
@goldenpony822
@goldenpony822 Рік тому
everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...
@josephsalmonte4995
@josephsalmonte4995 Рік тому
06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣
@officialcoachdanny8579
@officialcoachdanny8579 Рік тому
This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍
@rodneymcmahan7957
@rodneymcmahan7957 9 місяців тому
😅😅😅😅
@rodneymcmahan7957
@rodneymcmahan7957 9 місяців тому
😢
@frankobarressi7919
@frankobarressi7919 Рік тому
Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.
@michaels4340
@michaels4340 Рік тому
rest in peace Stephen Hawking
@robyourtime
@robyourtime Рік тому
8 out of 10...
@frankobarressi7919
@frankobarressi7919 Рік тому
@@robyourtime cats?
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Рік тому
Stevie Hawkins? 🙄
@frankobarressi7919
@frankobarressi7919 Рік тому
@@movement2contact Harris I meant.
@bflmpsvz870
@bflmpsvz870 Рік тому
It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)
@gearjammer9328
@gearjammer9328 Рік тому
Thanks so much for posting! made my day
@michaelcooney7687
@michaelcooney7687 Рік тому
Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎
@troyyoung3087
@troyyoung3087 Рік тому
love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023
@JervisGermane
@JervisGermane Рік тому
Thank you for the upload from Mississippi, USA!
@MyKingDumb_
@MyKingDumb_ Рік тому
@jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.
@carrigancooper9562
@carrigancooper9562 Рік тому
Jimmy is the best man of comedy
@homenhungry4987
@homenhungry4987 Рік тому
You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....
@That_Crazy_MetalHead
@That_Crazy_MetalHead Рік тому
After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂
@unknownshadow6462
@unknownshadow6462 Рік тому
Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.
@palashbhaumik4050
@palashbhaumik4050 Рік тому
The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD
@smithyengs
@smithyengs Рік тому
A whole hour Jimmy. Your spoiling us.
@granthoughton769
@granthoughton769 Рік тому
"Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!
@hermi1-kenobi455
@hermi1-kenobi455 8 місяців тому
It’s quite fun to watch these straight faced.
@LadyMelmo.
@LadyMelmo. Рік тому
It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...
@fozzsr
@fozzsr Рік тому
Thanks buddy!
@joelb2297
@joelb2297 Рік тому
I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!
@zzrhardy
@zzrhardy Рік тому
Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉
@TuesdayShark
@TuesdayShark Рік тому
Too many choices or too few?
@jcmurr2669
@jcmurr2669 Рік тому
Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging
@RyzezCanadian
@RyzezCanadian Рік тому
Can't wait to see you in Moncton in May!
@drivingparadox
@drivingparadox Рік тому
What I needed today, thank you
@dominicr1173
@dominicr1173 Рік тому
Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha
@dancarson9982
@dancarson9982 Рік тому
Love this guy!
@itaiitai8960
@itaiitai8960 10 місяців тому
u and dave chapple are the last breed of comedian to say whatever they want and not be afraid , i like you man.
@1970sSupertramp
@1970sSupertramp Рік тому
Well that was excellent Jimmy.
@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins
@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins Рік тому
In my opinion it goes like this. Dave, Jim, you and Bill
@georgecaplin9075
@georgecaplin9075 Рік тому
No Louis?
@jamesdeegan211
@jamesdeegan211 Рік тому
Why is he so good. He must be the best. His DVD’s are so good
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Рік тому
You haven't seen his floppies yet...
@jamesdeegan211
@jamesdeegan211 Рік тому
@@movement2contact I already have mate haha
@movement2contact
@movement2contact Рік тому
@@jamesdeegan211 🤭
@rad4924
@rad4924 Рік тому
This is just what I need right now
@salvie4oe
@salvie4oe Рік тому
Jimmy a legend all day every day
@erinbuzzetti6359
@erinbuzzetti6359 Рік тому
This is hilarious!
@mauricepageau5392
@mauricepageau5392 Рік тому
Jimmy! Your the Master !
@Blackdeathteal
@Blackdeathteal Рік тому
Jimmy master class
@christinlane6928
@christinlane6928 Рік тому
Just bought tickets to see your show in halifax! Cant wait!
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu Рік тому
This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living. *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.
@swguygardner
@swguygardner Рік тому
Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D
@slowraceultra
@slowraceultra Рік тому
Legend. Thumbs up.
@jordan3rdd193
@jordan3rdd193 3 місяці тому
This man is a legend
@solidale21
@solidale21 Рік тому
I would love to have you come to the US again!
@digichalk
@digichalk Рік тому
Thanks Jimmy!
@rebeccafishmakeup7038
@rebeccafishmakeup7038 Рік тому
Can't wait to see him in Manchester next month
@TrickStxRz
@TrickStxRz Рік тому
Cant wait until you upload some bits of your new show
@klaytonargue
@klaytonargue Рік тому
Great stuff
@jamesheath7601
@jamesheath7601 Рік тому
Great comedian Jimmy
@notPeanut
@notPeanut Рік тому
We have tickets to see Jimmy in Auckland NZ in a few weeks, it’s gonna be awesome
@TheJcjames1987
@TheJcjames1987 Рік тому
Cheers Jim 👍
@HAVITOOSH
@HAVITOOSH Рік тому
This is epic.
@nineteen8486
@nineteen8486 Рік тому
Great vid
@eternyti
@eternyti Рік тому
I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.
@channelname8623
@channelname8623 Рік тому
16:30 xD loved it
@t_rex8767
@t_rex8767 Рік тому
damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job
@reallystraightguy2716
@reallystraightguy2716 Рік тому
4:07 I love the sleeping lass in the bottom right. How exactly do you doze off during a Jimmy Carr show?
@martynchannel2983
@martynchannel2983 Рік тому
Omg thats insane. He should of woke her up an heckled her.
@mattmason4700
@mattmason4700 Рік тому
Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣
@mikeblalock4116
@mikeblalock4116 Рік тому
This is great
@TheGuiltsOfUs
@TheGuiltsOfUs Рік тому
Madness! :D
@micstonemic696stone
@micstonemic696stone Рік тому
I actually see the variety bus in my home town I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine. I really wish that charity well.
@user-PK-23
@user-PK-23 Рік тому
@ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣
@zahramahamed6291
@zahramahamed6291 Рік тому
Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.
@MichaelKingsfordGray
@MichaelKingsfordGray Рік тому
Your photo is not that flattering!
@CONEHEADDK
@CONEHEADDK Рік тому
@@MichaelKingsfordGray But he probably didn't pay for that face...
@travisash8180
@travisash8180 Рік тому
He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
@earlgrey2130
@earlgrey2130 Рік тому
Vampires fucking mythical creatures? How do you know my fetishes??
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Рік тому
Agreed
@mynameisPEEHS
@mynameisPEEHS Рік тому
Noiiice
@jacobhope6164
@jacobhope6164 Рік тому
Brilliant!
@kristinabelievesinfairies
@kristinabelievesinfairies Рік тому
Haha caravan holidays 😂 We're so poor now my youngest has only ever known a tent 😂
@erinbuzzetti6359
@erinbuzzetti6359 Рік тому
I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!
@ShaneDubDj
@ShaneDubDj Рік тому
He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall
@maureenwagg5305
@maureenwagg5305 Рік тому
Ha ha haaaaah. Fave laugh ever.
@Mossyz.
@Mossyz. Рік тому
Jimmy the King
@THEHuntingChannel
@THEHuntingChannel Рік тому
The funniest guy on UKposts, no doubt!
@DarkStormHero
@DarkStormHero Рік тому
A whole hour huh Jimmy? some of this musta been stretched out haha. Just kidding haha you`re a legend.
@AdzzieMac
@AdzzieMac Рік тому
Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd. Bill Burr at 4th..
@whoarewe7515
@whoarewe7515 Рік тому
Dave chappelle yes half baked.
@Oldheadhiphop
@Oldheadhiphop Рік тому
Jimmy, Katt Williams, Chris Porter, Jeff ross
@whoarewe7515
@whoarewe7515 Рік тому
Sean lock
@omgandwtf1
@omgandwtf1 Рік тому
Honestly his tattoo ideas are really tempting, maybe as a hena tattoo before going to the beach and being arrested for public indecency.
@scarletbegonias2359
@scarletbegonias2359 Рік тому
I love it
@jojohehe3251
@jojohehe3251 Рік тому
I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.
@777guy5
@777guy5 Рік тому
bro is the real life chandler lol
@alwilldo
@alwilldo Рік тому
Da iawn Jimmy!👍
@rainerwahnsinn3265
@rainerwahnsinn3265 Рік тому
I already know them. Just here to like and leave a comment.
@outseeker
@outseeker Рік тому
i need 1hr of new goodies please sir, i could near recite your last decade of gigs XD luv ya :>
@tedspens
@tedspens Рік тому
I'd be honored to be insulted by The Great #JimmyCarr
@RipZ_OW
@RipZ_OW Рік тому
wholesome ending
@paulatreanor5566
@paulatreanor5566 9 місяців тому
Hope to see him again soon.
@nathanbartolo8650
@nathanbartolo8650 Рік тому
so naturally funny, he doesn't need to try. This Lego man looking guy 👦 Makes me piss my self laughing so much.
@travisash8180
@travisash8180 Рік тому
You can get treatment for that.
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