"If I was a parent, I wouldn't love my child either" That...is so respectful...*salutes*

“Where’d you see your body parts last?” That sounds just like a question a school nurse would ask you, and then they’d give you an ice pack and a band aid 😔

“I hewe the stupid” The best line ever in a flamingo video (Except for the “I swore I had a few more limbs” one)

Flamgo: “If I were a parent I wouldn’t love my kid either!” Warriors of Hope: *Boy you boutta get it*

"They just like to shoot the disease" *the most American thing I've heard all day*

Albert: Don’t be like me Us rat children: Too late.

"I would still raise him... Not her." 😳

We shall respect Albert’s Dad,he was the only loving one to Albert we shall let alberts dad live.

“I want my legacy to die off with me” - Albert’s wish

The fact that Albert’s sound affect for gunshots is *”GLAGLAGLAGLA”* makes this a thousand times better

a wise man once said: "I want my legacy to die off with me" Albert.. your legacy will be alive for eternity.

Let's give us a moment to salute Albert's dad

"cuts neck on pourpose" Stop it, get some help.

Albert in every innocent game be like: *_“Is there a gun in this game?”_*

In all these hospital role plays, Albert’s specialty is medical malpractice

The more children Albert raises the less happiness in this world will be.

Albert: [Massacres the entire hospital and steps on corpses] Also Albert: *"W h a t ' d I e v e n d o ?"*

Idea: In Life in Paradise, put a teleporter on a bed so whenever someone tries to go to sleep, they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns, then slowly make it darker, by adding storm clouds, or getting rid of unicorns, then take them to a nightmare room where you spawn in monsters to chase them. Edit: This idea was originally requested by Jellytinn Rollin.

As a certified co-owner of CMI, the game you bought co-owner in and was banned, I'd like to point out that the person who banned you *didn't give a specific reason for their banning when using the command.* I'd like to point that out as a *FALSE BAN* even though there is very obvious proof and that they need to be reminded that if you don't give a reason, it can lead to your commands being taken away. Well, it depends on who banned you as well. If it was a very very very high rank (which is VERY VERY VERY rare), then it is possible they don't have to give a reason. Gladly, there wasn't a shift going on or you would have been banned quicker than you could have posted this video. (P.S. I do not actually mean it is a false ban because I myself would probably have my commands taken away faster than I can post a video myself on my channel. It was fine, they actually were fine to ban them but next time remember to give reasons!)

"it's because their parents don't love them enough" *PROCEEDS TO CLIMB A LADDER*

When people who kick Albert and then realise its him: Oh-

"I hewe the stupid." Yes.

Albert:Kills Everyone Also Albert: What I even do *Grins*

Don’t worry albert i’ll try to carry your legacy :)

albert: *kills everyone in the server* Also albert: *”what i even do?”*

Albert: “darn dang virus” UKposts: ads? *_never heard of em’_*

"If I had a kid, I would never say the words 'I love you'" *Kids with Asian parents* : My goals are beyond your understanding

Me: HOW MANY ACCOUNTS DO YOU HAVE?!? Albert: y e s .

“I have a tooth infection that’s spreading” Kirsten: 👁 👄 👁

"A hospital but Albert has a gun" That's totally normal

6:07 if 2011 is that girl's birth year, then she was literally around 9 years old-

“i wouldnt love them, BUT i would still RAISE him” **stares at alberts mother**

No one: Albert: I will never love my kid Kirsten:

Albert: *posts* Everyone: Quoting the first line he says

PLS ALBERTS GIGGLE WHEN HE FLUNG HIMSELF ONTO THE BEANBAG WAS SO CUTE

I love how Albert would rather ruin peoples roleplay, then actually go to the Dentist and fix his own teeth.

8:44 the fact that Albert caught himself- lol I’m surprised 🥺🥺

*"I never want to have a kid. I want my legacy to die off with me."* Aren't we all his rat children?

can you please do an obby that have A LOT of stages btw love your vids :)

me:my dad was the only one who loved me but when he left me with my mom and my sister i didn´t feel loved Albert:well sucks for you

Me: *depressed* Mom: "is anything wrong?" Me: *"yes, i hewe the stupid."*

Albert: If I have a child, I'll never say the words "I love you." Asian parents:I see your a man of culture.

I bet Albert would be the type of guy that says "I cant stand being in a wheelchair."

“So suggest any other experiences that I should experience” *he predicted the future*

Albert: "No one loves me" Albert: Literally has a girfriend

“If I was a parent, I wouldn’t love my child either.” -Albert

"alright, lets play. patient. patient WITHOUT a gun by the way." flamigo 2020

Albert: “If I had a child, I would never say the words ‘I love you’.” Albert’s Mom: i have taught him well

*albert commits mass murder at a hospital* *gets kicked* “what’d i even do” 😩

Albert playing any game “There should be a gun in this game”

this guy legit boosted my confidence

"i hew the stupid" -ironwulf127's most generous words

Flamingo: *plays in a hospital game* Also Flamingo: “this is like a team death match game

"I never wanna have a kid," Thats probably for the best LOL

kids minding there own Business: Flamingo Just Terrifying the Children And making it Twice Hilarious

My grandson in 2080: Grandpa, who is flamingo? Me: Grandson, i have a story to tell you

When he said “I hew the stupid”, *I felt that.*

2019: Vegetables hulk 2020: I hewe the stupid

“Don’t be like me.” If I had listened to you the first time I watched this video, MAYBE and JUST MAYBE I wouldn’t be in the same situation. 💀👍🏻

Lol when he says "I'm a high school bully ima stuff you in a locker" I laughed

Albert: I never want kids Kirsten: 👁👄👁

If one day the world ends, Albert will be the only doctor and say: "This is fine."

Florida is shaped like a gun 3:42

Applause to Albert's dad and how he raised him XD

Albert - “If I was a parent, I wouldn’t love my child either”

"in school, it was quite hard to get friends" also albert: *pulls of shirt in school event*

Can we appreciate the haunted wheelchair(it was moving on it own) in the background while flamingo is explaining the fact that people in school didn't like him

Its actually nice to have a kid, i take care of my baby brother and its kinda easy, they actually make u feel more happy

POV: u are sitting in a hospital bed waiting for help Doctor: *starts shooting random people*

Albert: *uploads* Everyone: *happiness noises*

Albert: shoots taylors limbs Taylor: i dont know where i left them

Roblox games:Sells power.Also roblox games:expects you not to use power otherwise ban

Imagine being Albert's son/daughter in the future watching this.

So is anyone not gonna talk about his last video “Roblox hospital” being private after uploading

You should play the mimic chapter too B)) btw I stalk your account to see if your online to join you I'm a creep I'm always watching 😊

Albert's the kinda guy who would say "I was banned again?! I wasn't even doing anything illegal that time-"

"I lost my body parts" "Well where did you last leave them?" If I'm ever a doctor-

Causing people pain brings joy to Albert's eyes

The way he looked up and snapped with that goofy lil face got me dying rn

"and i will find ur fam-" "..." "i shouldnt take it that far🙁" MADE ME GIGGLE

You should try those vibe games. I recommend The Vibe House. They have vip and role play weapons and more so you can troll

Albert has changed alot throughout these years

“I hew the power” “I hew the money” “I hew the country” “I hew the stupid”

Albert: if i was a parent I wouldn’t love my child Alberts child: _________

* reads title * Oh dear, Albert as a doctor.

I have been going through a tough time in my life and Albert's videos cheer me up all the time

the 3 horsemen of forgotten lines. "ugly scp tato" "vegetebles hulk" and "hewe the stupid"

Imagine going to the doctors for a checkup and Albert just walks in

Legends says that “ironwulf127” is still waiting at the bus stop.

As you ask to play another game I want to ask: can you play livetopia the zoo may be amazing

“ thanks for all the surgery….. AHHHHHH. SO FUNNNNNNY

Albert: don't be a wimp me: too bad for the kid at the dentist yesterday screaming his head off

Flamingo: It was hard making friends Now: has almost 6 mil subs

albert predicted roblox experiences

"praise him....NOT HER" dam

“It’s a gun state” Me in Florida:

Omg. The Stuffed Flamingos Sold out so fast.

*Me feeling down and scared for school* *remembers what Albert said* “Don’t be a wimp” -Albert Flamingo

Kid:*cuts neck on pourpose*. Albert’s mind:your head is on the ground

Let’s take a moment to appreciate alberts dad on how he raised him