Billie Eilish : where is my birthday present 🎁 Eminem : Alfred's theme

“I check my ball hair just to make sure it’s all there”😂 Eminem quote of the year

- Dad, why mom named my sister Rose? - Cause she loves those flowers, son - Thanks dad -No problem Alfred's Theme [Official Audio]

See you after 7 years when this becomes nostalgic

If you start this song at 11:57:47 pm on the night before your birthday you will start your b-day with em saying Happy birthday on Midnight

NOBODY is lyrically better than Eminem. His wordplay is incredible.

2024 anyone?

This will forever be a classic, still bumps in 2022. It takes me back to late 2020

*Em rhyming and rapping with ease on a circus beat is just PHENOMENAL*

Before this side b, I came to the conclusion that Eminem has just broke the barrier. He's just so far gone, he's already long ago proved that he's the best. But since MTBMB, it just felt like he didn't even need to do anything yet continues to raise his bar. It just feels like he's lonely at the top and he's just playing around at that point. And this side b takes it even further, like there's nothing he needs to prove yet he's dropping amazing lines. Like he's just expanding his legacy and his legendary being.

Who else noticed that UKposts Is hiding this SIDE B PROJECT

"If cleanliness is next to godlyness it's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself" Took me a good minute to get it but when I did I ascended to another dimension.

Old Eminem vibes🔥🔥🔥

Ok, so 2020 isn't a complete failure. This is exactly what the world needed. Thank you sir

“I still (still) whine (wine) I’m the best seller (cellar)” is one of my favorite bars

Black Magic: *Talks about love* Alfred's Theme: 03:17 "What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word"

So sad.. almost the whole rap scene is too blind to see that this man is still dropping CRAZY SHIT

Alfred never died, he simply turned himself into Slim Shady.

Eminem is like deathnote, If he writes a name on paper he kills their career

I swear that man got bars 24/7 ♾️

Did u smiled too when the music started; Eminem hasn't lost his sense of humor

Billie was looking for birthday gifts and Eminem gifted it by saying her name in his song without any collaboration ; what may be more big than this ❤️

lyrics: [Verse 1] Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two) I give it a extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (Yeah) give zero fucks, then I (Yeah) Act like a jockstrap (Uh), cup my nuts, then I (Yeah) Check my ball hair (What?), make sure it's all there (Yeah) Then call the pallbearer (Yeah) It's Music to Bе Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill likе a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (What?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I (Only one eye) got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (Chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (Eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do it, see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack (Yeah), but always get attacked (Yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (Yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like *snores* But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (Tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands [Interlude] Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (Shh, quiet) [Verse 2] I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch [Interlude] What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch [Verse 3] So 'til the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (Yeah), D-R-E and me (Yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (Bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (Haha) So call me Santa Claus (Santa Claus) 'Cause at the present (Yeah), I out-rap 'em all (Wrap 'em all), I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (Uh) Through a plastic straw (Yeah) with a fractured jaw (Damn) My dick is coat check (Ha), she wanna jack it off (Yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (General Lee) (Duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (Yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (Panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (Damn) And this the final chapter (Why?), 'cause I'm either frying after (Oh) Or they gon' give me the needle (What?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (Bar king, bark, bark, barking) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (Pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller (Cellar) Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (Nah) So you'd be a fitted (Yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee (P) on your head like a Phillies hat (Haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole [Outro] Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it

3:52 all the way up ta 4:04 *Shady is a different kind of MONSTER!* 🔥🔥🔥 Alfred’s Theme is my Favorite track on the album. Second favorite is *Discombobulated* (heavy Relapse Vibes 😈)

Bro I've listened to this a gagillion and eighty times and I'm still catching bars 😭 "they call me dog because I'm barking" BARKING... BAR KING 😭😭😭

He got it wrong when he told he'll be nothing without us stans. REAL STANS WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM. 💯💯

One of my Best Rhythmic word play, Lord Shady. Listened to it so much I sing in over and over during the whole day.

Damn what have I been missing out on for my whole life? Only discovered Eminem in October and I can’t believe nobody recommended him?! THIS IS MY CUP OF TEA

Best christmas present i received to date! EDIT: Thanks for the likes guys

“If cleanliness is next to godliness it’s obvious that it’s impossible for me to be beside myself” 👌🔥

Eminem : "Wait, why'd the beat cut off?" He was not cut off. He just dead

Eminem knew what i wanted for Christmas, Eminem gave it to me.

I'm literally vibing way too hard to actually listen to lyrics, this is so much fire

Is Alfred the new slim shady??

Bro this is the type of EM with a sense of humor that got me into rap. 🔥🔥🔥

OMG, I’ve been listening to em 24/7 and I’ve listened to all of his songs a thousand times this week and I got burnt out but then this😳😳😳I’ve been waiting for something knew so I can’t get burnt out on it

Shakespeare 2.0 won't be around forever yal! Enjoy the greatest form of expression by one of the greatest to express it!

The beginning of the song perfectly sync with black magics ending 🔥

BAAAARRRRRRRASSSSS!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU BE THIS TALENTED MAN?? How can you make songs that sound different and have different words and flow??

Em is killing it! 💯%🔥

00:28 it can be addictive

shit i skipped this at first, because i thought it was an interlude, Lol one of the best songs on the album.....

I feel like I can speak for a lot of us when I say this is the only christmas present I got and that I need. Thanks Shady

Dope album very sikkk ,,glad the comments are turned on now just to say thanks for another one man !!!! Can’t wait for next years album!!!!!!!

The ending of black magic + Alfred's theme = 🔥🔥🔥

2:09 lol this album is so fcking epic

"... Cyclops" ☠️🤣 I gotta start over ☠️🤣🤣🤣☠️

Hoooo finally another new album of our one n only fav rapper slim shady

This has some old eminem vibes LOVE IT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Yes this beat's taking me back to my D12 days

I can't even express in words how much I would love to see a video for this.

We like this. Em not giving a fuck about what his haters say. “We want old em” “he needs to grow up” I think em having fun with rap again not listening to the bs. Respect ✊🏽

"I'm so far passed the bar I should practice law".....what?!??! Man growing up off Em... even old shit i go back n hear bars i never caught with a elevated mindset I never caught before I just became a whole new fan again! This shit 🔥

I love the old eminem vibe😍.

Been down with Em since 98 when My Name Is first dropped and this is one of his best songs of all time

This is an absolute banger. The flow of your lyrics and the music. I'm 6 feet deep listening to this 🔥🔥🔥

Me yesterday~ This Christmas is going to SUCK!!! country's going bankrupt, everybody's getting sick, stuck inside, can't do sh*t, BA HUMBUG. Me today ~ a new Eminem album F*CKIN MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song is da fucking bomb

LEGEND, LEGEND and only LEGEND ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️.. No one was, is and will rap like you sir...🙏🙏🙏

I thought he was losing his stuff but he just improving damn he rlly past 40

Guess Who's back! Back again Alfred's back Say Batman 🦇 To credit bats instead of gnats ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

Am so.. happy your back...💯

Its like I have listen this song like 25 times and till this is not boring me . The beat is one ofmy favorite.

billie said shes actually scared of em in an interview lmao

This album was fire 🔥 He saved us in the final days of 2020

Magnifique emi. Merci pour ce son de ouf continue frère je serai tjd avec toi .....love from France

underrated song af

Lyrically this is my favorite song on this album

Pariah - a person who is not accepted by a social group, especially because he or she is not liked, respected, or trusted Eminem back at it again 😂

I love this album so much... listened it like 20 times already and gonna be listening until my life ends.... as a matter of fact even in death I'm still gonna be listening

They call me dawg cause im "BARking" arf arf . Damnn bars

It's proven now that Eminem is the only one that can beat Eminem lyrically. Give it a like if you think the same!

This is exactly what I needed right now. Eminem back with another banging album!

0:59 "plus the potty mouth I'm not about to wash it out the filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous because if cleanliness is next to godliness it's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself"

I loved this style

Finally! The kinda Eminem song I've been wishing for!!! Spazzing on the mic over a dope boombap beat

Em keep pushing bangers like this...GOAT

Fire 😂😂 thanks for this! Brighten my mood !!

This is my favorite album now

Definitely the best early Christmas present

How isn’t his vids viral now

Em’s Music Is Really Good To Jam To While Editing Super Motivating 🥳

Oldschool...love it👍🏻

The bit in this is lit man

i cant believe the end of 2020 would be so blessed!!!

Definitely need a music video for this one too.

I don’t get Christmas presents but thank u for this one 💯🔥🎸

This flow is so sick

My body is ready

Well.....WOW!! Im pissed off I never listened to this properly until now when I have the album downloaded but now I've heard it I'll be listening to it all the time...YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMAZE US MARSHALL!!😁😁Sending much love from🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SOOO many of us would fkin LOVE to have you here as soon as possible but given the current circumstances, who knows wtf could happen with travelling to different countries and I see this s**t lasting years to come but in the meantime Im happy to just listen to your tracks👌👌You're class!! Please never stop releasing your masterpieces? Xxx

Love from Scotland .. this is fire 🚒🔥 no joke there's not one track on this record I don't love 💕

3:48 im bar-king bark bark

En México 🇲🇽 te apreciamos ! Ojalá algún día vengas ! La Arena México te espera

Sick...fing love this shit thx again Em never fails to knock

What a legend. The Genius appears on rhymes most of the song

Thank god we got Eminem he is the man with the Time Machine flaws from 1996-2020 all in one

Bruh this album transition is sooo smooth It's like one big ass song

Goosebumps listening to this 💥💥💥

Legend

You don't read this anyway, but I must appreciate your lyrical skills, I don't know anyone else who put this amount of work into a single track