Alien: Covenant Pitch Meeting
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3 роки томуStep inside the pitch meeting that led to Alien: Covenant!
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Ridley Scott’s Alien franchise is a classic in the world of sci-fi and horror. So like all things that were successful at a certain point in time, Hollywood decided to bring it back in the past decade. Alien: Covenant hit theatres in 2017 and was a follow-up to Prometheus, while also being kind of a sequel to Alien and Aliens? It’s a little blurry.
Alien: Covenant definitely raises some questions. Like why is James Franco in this? Why are some significant scenes on the internet instead of in the movie? Why isn’t anyone wearing protective gear on an alien planet? How does everyone not see how obviously evil David is? Why did that girl lock her friend in a room with an alien, only to go in a few seconds later after the alien got her? Why does David think that Xenomorphs are so perfect?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Alien: Covenant! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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@mikdan8813 3 роки тому
'Do all characters have brain damage?' Everything makes sense now.
@Jebu911 3 роки тому
They should have explained that cryo does temporary brain damage for a while. Would have explained most of it
@Sixstringman 3 роки тому
All the writers and producers and directors certainly did.
@ben-san9677 3 роки тому
I don't even feel like that was Producer Guy saying that. I think that was just Ryan George's honest take on the movie.
@kornaxon3522 3 роки тому
Also, the movie makers counted on brain-damaged audience.
@wyrmh0le 3 роки тому
@@Sixstringman Yeah but they couldn't exactly put a line in the movie about how everyone was snorting massive amounts of coke
@BioYuGi 3 роки тому
3:20 Unironically, the idea that the characters all have brain damage because they were forcibly woken from cryo-sleep makes the whole movie make a lot more sense.
@karlhans6678 3 роки тому
lol
@LUCNUKEM 3 роки тому
Maybe their brain damage is what got them put on that ship & made to go live on an uninhabited world.
@MuhammadAli-qh8tg 3 роки тому
Damn good point actually
@v4vndta911 3 роки тому
Thanks for this 😂😂😂😂
@kossettereaditte7552 3 роки тому
Oh my god you cracked the secret of the movie
@jasminefrazier7182 3 роки тому
“Do all the characters have brain damage or what’s up?” “They might!”
@deeya 2 роки тому
The Producer Guy's face before saying this killed me! 😂
@36AjT9 2 роки тому
@@deeya i honestly do not stop laughing watching these videos 🤣😂🤣
@sicparvismagna9370 2 роки тому
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marconotonfacebook3480 2 роки тому
Just like the screen writers did... This movie contains so much unexplained stupidity that it is overwhelming.
@otakuman706 2 роки тому
One of my all time fav PM quotes and delivery 🤣
@ilovegarradors 2 роки тому
Fun fact, i saw this movie in theaters and at the "you blow and i'll do the fingering" line i was the only person in the entire theater to laugh. It was a sad day for humanity.
@dashs1496 2 роки тому
Did all the people in the theater have brain damage or what?
@Warrior_Culture Рік тому
@@dashs1496 No, they were all just hardcore Alien franchise fans, all simultaneously dying inside.
@76reliant Рік тому
OR, maybe, um there was a lot of um, blowing and uh, fingering going on in the theater?????
@BassLineProductionsI Рік тому
I laughed in theaters at that as well! I think there were only maybe 6 other people in the whole theater with me though
@0hMyGandhi Рік тому
saw it opening night in L.A, in a packed theater, and the entire theater erupted with laughter. There's no way that that scene was meant to be taken seriously. The screenwriters can't be that dense, can they? Probably. They probably are.
@SamWizeIII 3 роки тому
"an homage is when you press ctrl c on your keyboard and then ctrl v" my new favorite joke from this whole series.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому
He should put in that joke, word for word, in his next three Pitch Meetings.
@Test-vr3kf 3 роки тому
Mac users be like, "huh"?
@youknow_nothing 3 роки тому
Same, so i'll homage your comment
@Mike-kc5ew 3 роки тому
@@Test-vr3kf As ctrl c ctrl v is ubiquitous, I'm pretty sure at least most mac users know what it is, even if they (we) use command c command v. ;)
@dennisconcepcion1108 3 роки тому
"an homage is when you press ctrl c on your keyboard and then ctrl v" my new favorite joke from this whole series I agree.
@SweenyTodd98 3 роки тому
"if you raise massive question and don't provide answers that's mysterious." Ah, the JJ Abrams method.
@z00ropa 3 роки тому
Yeah. Prometheus and Covenant were so bad that one would think JJ Abrams made them.
@jjones1032 3 роки тому
The JJ Abrams method isn't just not providing answers, it's not having them in the first place.
@newworldsound 3 роки тому
@@z00ropa One of his writers did, if I remember correctly
@Saimeren 3 роки тому
Why 98 and not 07?
@boncret 3 роки тому
ah true, the great Lost Desaster.. A Pitch Meeting on that would be great.
@dryster123 7 місяців тому
"Weren't the humans gone when Walter got his face cut? - nobody knew about that part?" Absolutely classic!
@jaggy32 3 роки тому
Screen Rant needs to know the ONLY reason I still know who they are is because of this man.
@dancrane3807 3 роки тому
What is this Screen Rant that everyone yammers on about?
@asherujudo7383 3 роки тому
It's kinda sad though, cause Ryan's channel would be way more popular if this series was uploaded there. He'd have millions of subscribers.
@matthewfairchild3846 3 роки тому
Unclear
@hitchslap8254 3 роки тому
I think they know. He probably has the CEO's parking space..............and his office.
@louisaparker 2 роки тому
Are you saying that Screen Rant is more than just these pitch meetings?
@zakerycollins1950 3 роки тому
The quality of this series is some of the most consistent on all of UKposts.
@xanderguldie 3 роки тому
Yeah, even though it's just one guy with a greenscreen
@blaze556922 3 роки тому
Yeah it's also extremely low budget and uses one person lol
@MadCapMag 3 роки тому
Mocking mainstream films is consistently easy to do.
@oddballskull1941 3 роки тому
Too bad the rest of screen rant is trash
@wildcardproductions6010 3 роки тому
Yes
@Sharivari 3 роки тому
"Immediately reversing your convictions is tight." - "No it's not." - "I agree." Underrated.
@Penndel 3 роки тому
Only 6 hours ago? I was just about to post this comment my UKposts twin, except I was gonna add "I may or may not have rewatched this line 5 times" Xd
@peesafpayper9688 3 роки тому
no it's not underrated
@VIGNESHWARRR 3 роки тому
Wow didn't catch that. Subtle ironic touch.
@peterzerfass4609 3 роки тому
Too meta.
@mattbritton6222 3 роки тому
Yep, got me. Too good.
@tyronejohnson8683 Рік тому
"Characters have to say things sometimes, and this is a thing this character can say." That explained the entire movie!!!
@willmurray9179 5 місяців тому
I watched half of prometheus, then came here for both pitch meetings, and now i can go on with my life. Thank you for the gift
@daddydreet145 3 роки тому
David is single handedly carrying this franchise. especially now he cut off his hand.
@joanbennettnyc 3 роки тому
"I would applaud that, but, well, you know..." -- David
@dezperado9365 3 роки тому
On the irony.... i won't mention parallels with "screen rant"...
@cn.st.182 3 роки тому
Yeah, Screen rant would be dead without - wait what..?
@dezperado9365 3 роки тому
@@cn.st.182 Mixing metaphors is TIGHT! And challenging....
@chaseboen2448 3 роки тому
That is a good one 🤔🤣
@devincreislerstudios 3 роки тому
“Immediately reversing your convictions is tight! No it’s not. I agree.”
@DragonBallUniversity 3 роки тому
This might’ve been the best joke in Pitch Meeting history...
@vegasbeebi 3 роки тому
This is Monty Python Life of Brian level humor
@DarkmanPoe 3 роки тому
Probably my new favorite Pitch Meeting moment.
@TheLuigigalaxy 3 роки тому
5:51
@MorganEdgy 3 роки тому
@@DragonBallUniversity No, it's not.
@badomens8465 3 роки тому
"we're gonna pretend it's a big twist later" -movies these days
@Ackalan 2 роки тому
It was a big controversy with "Passengers" (2016) that people saw the trailer and couldn't predict the plot twist.
@chatteyj 24 дні тому
@@Ackalan huh? That was actually an ok film.
@Starf0x1789 2 роки тому
I had the exact same reaction as the producer guy when that one lady locked her friend in the lab, let her die, went back in the lab, fell and then blew up the ship. I was like wtf man! Lol
@finnanima2413 Рік тому
I think that was the hardest I ever laughed for this channel!
@andrewturner7128 10 місяців тому
Oh, so it's a comedy?
@siimtokke3461 3 роки тому
"She is badass looking female character with short hair in an Alien movie" "There it is, that's a main character right there" This is just pure gold.
@kristylewandowski8485 3 роки тому
"She is a bad*** looking female..." (shows picture) "Is that Snow White?" "It could be! Everyone knows Snow White was the biggest bad*** female! She served seven small men and was easily tricked on multiple occasions by her stepmother in disguise." "I think you might be confusing 'hapless' with bad***." "Woopsie!" "Woops!"
@214warzone 3 роки тому
Killing off Noomi Rapace and replacing her with some basic chick is NOT tight!
@mnmsaregood1 3 роки тому
Pretty much sums of most movies/shows these days
@MrShortM 3 роки тому
"So, you have some confusion for me?" "Yes, sir! I do!"
@CommanderShepard-wq3wo 3 роки тому
Stupidity*
@derlich09 3 роки тому
"So, you have some utter nonsense for me?" "Yes, sir! I do! LOTS!!!"
@YungDubee88 3 роки тому
🤪🤪
@favourtobi7934 2 роки тому
The way producer guy says "Oh my God" cracks me up every single time🤣🤣
@jamesroot8135 2 роки тому
My head cannon for this movie is that Wayland went full on Vault Tech and intentionally put the dumbest possible people on this ship as a social experiment. It makes the movie like 10 times better.
@garytwinem5275 Рік тому
Colonists are well known for being dumbasses, as the Colonial Marines opine in "Aliens" 🙂
@mkvv5687 10 місяців тому
They must have been on the “B” ark.
@user-co8uy5rb2s Місяць тому
Canon
@noxlupa2996 3 роки тому
“Yeah and he gives himself a sliced up face just like Walter has.” “Weren’t the humans gone when that happened like none of them were there.” “Oh yeah but he did that for the audience cause they were present during the fight.” “Ohhhh that’s nice of him!” “A very considerate evil robot!” “Wowowowowow-“
@avithedev 3 роки тому
Too much pitch meetings in this one
@autumneagle 3 роки тому
I read all that in the voices
@avithedev 3 роки тому
@@autumneagle same 😭😭
@luminoustorus548 3 роки тому
David knows about us? Welcome to the end ladies and gentlemen
@vedangsinghal3038 3 роки тому
Robot broke the 4th wall, are they programmed to be able to do that.
@webknows 3 роки тому
it's unbelievable how these pitch meetings never get old. maybe it's because the writing and delivery are so good. Ryan, you're a very talented individual.
@PsuedoNymrod 3 роки тому
A very talented set of individuals. ;-)
@jasonross5358 3 роки тому
Ryan is lucky to have found a decent foil to act with.
@RCaIabraro 3 роки тому
As long as there are insightful observations delivered with irony and wit, they will never get old
@nomad6737 3 роки тому
Being a very talented individual is tight
@MensHominis 3 роки тому
It's also the way in which he keeps his memes fresh by applying them in altered or totally unexpected ways *(pow pow pow ... pow),* so we basically become thrilled for the How as much as for the What.
@sera404 2 роки тому
3:15 I like how the latest scene was enough to just make the producer pause with a gobsmacked expression haha
@steve16384 Рік тому
By my calculations, watching this was 37,000 times more entertaining than watching the film.
@livetime5815 3 роки тому
"Why do they make an android with growing hair?" LMAO. That's a very valid point.
@christianhardtofind6349 3 роки тому
Same question I have with the Terminator having aging flesh in Terminator Genysis.
@stevedenis8292 3 роки тому
Do the finger nails and toe nails also grow or would those be add ons ?
@generalyellor8188 3 роки тому
They're ALL valid points, that's why Ryan is so popular on UKposts.
@Jebu911 3 роки тому
@@christianhardtofind6349 made more sense in terminator as it is living human tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
@martianastronaut4917 3 роки тому
@@christianhardtofind6349 In the case of the Terminator, the aim was to have them infiltrate the resistance strongholds, so Skynet probably needed them to look as realistic as possible with organic flesh and skin to not arose the suspicions of the humans. David on the other hand, doesn't have that excuse.
@Imperial_Dynamics 3 роки тому
- "It will be difficult to make a worse Alien movie than Prometheus" - "Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience"
@patrickbyrne5070 2 роки тому
why were they so bad... why Ridley .. tell us why you fked them so bad....why did you forsake ussss
@NineSun001 2 роки тому
Of course we hade shitty movies back in the time. I feel like I needed to mention that, before the inevitable strawman is screaching at me.
@robotrix 2 роки тому
Just hire John Logan
@rcole718 2 роки тому
I still liked them more than "Resurrection."
@scratchy996 Рік тому
@@rcole718 At least Resurrection is fun, until the baby alien shows up. Prometheus and Covenant are like the Fast and the Furious series, they are parodies of themselves, but at least the F&F creators are aware of that.
@wattsnottaken1 Рік тому
4:53 RIP Ian Holm. “Perfect Organism” joke was fire 🔥
@Colinkrauss1 9 місяців тому
I can’t really explain it, but at 4:54, the way Screenwriter Guy is looking at his script and delivers the line “Yeah, just the perfect organism.” is one of the funniest and most unique moments in all of Pitch Meeting history. It makes it seem like Screenwriter Guy dismisses and ignores Producer Guy pointing out the plot holes. He doesn’t even respect him enough to make eye contact. And then he pretends that everything supports his narrative, repeating “Yeah, just the perfect organism.“ as if Producer Guy had been making positive and encouraging statements about the script the whole time.
@MrSpectralmania 4 місяці тому
That's one of my favourite person pars too 👍
@AQCorner 3 роки тому
Almost choked on my food on that homework line, guess that's what I get for eating during a pitch meeting xD
@badasstrebek 3 роки тому
same!
@killwalker 3 роки тому
Almost choked on my food at the CTRL C CTRL V part 😂
@dezperado9365 3 роки тому
"Homework is TIGHT!" Said nobody ever.... in the history of homework, and of history...
@SRP3572 3 роки тому
Oooh almost dying while watching UKposts is TIGHT
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому
@@SRP3572 I died while watching the Lord of the Rings pitch meetings. Its ok, though. I came back as Wesley the White. I used to be Wesley the Gray.
@billc.2627 3 роки тому
Pitch Meeting is a master class in film criticism mixed with comedy. Wow. Wow. Wow. Good job Ryan making all of this look super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@halloweenfriday 3 роки тому
Oh, mixing film criticism with comedy is TIGHT!
@weirdwest1702 3 роки тому
More like film roasting than criticism.
@StanSays 3 роки тому
It's like Honest trailers or Cinemasins, but Pitch Meetings are actually good
@shardinhand1243 3 роки тому
oh, making things look easy is tight!
@shardinhand1243 3 роки тому
@@StanSays ouch, agreed, for cinemasins, honest trailers is pretty funny.
@dennislemmermann7536 8 місяців тому
"Well, see, if you raise MASSIVE questions and then don't provide answers for them, that's mysterious" is the entire plot of Donnie Darko
@nessat6335 2 роки тому
"Immediately reversing your convictions is tight!" "No it's not" "I agree" LMAO, I'm dying
@vasyan123 8 місяців тому
No, you are not.
@nessat6335 8 місяців тому
@@vasyan123 I agree!
@chillywill 3 роки тому
I would love a channel that has the writers come on and react to these videos and try to explain themselves would be gold.
@Dargonhuman 3 роки тому
"Real Hollywood Writers React To Pitch Meetings" needs to be a thing, I agree.
@anthonygusman9909 3 роки тому
The setting should be a court room and the writers are on trial for shitty writing
@chillywill 3 роки тому
@@anthonygusman9909 🤣Your charges are wow wow wow wow.
@joecoolberry911 3 роки тому
The closest thing I can think of is The Russo Brothers reacting to honest trailers
@Dargonhuman 3 роки тому
@@chillywill "How do you plead?" "Your honor, I'm going to need you to get allll the way off my back about that."
@youareawesome5236 3 роки тому
These 2 bloke's have such good chemistry onscreen.
@nhmooytis7058 3 роки тому
Even look a little bit alike.....
@youareawesome5236 3 роки тому
@@nhmooytis7058 probably helps with the chemistry.
@nonplayercharacter6478 3 роки тому
@@nhmooytis7058 They look nothing alike, that one guy is wearing glasses.
@nhmooytis7058 3 роки тому
@@nonplayercharacter6478 true! Maybe distant cousins.
@albogypsy2842 3 роки тому
Perhaps they are androids like Walter and David?
@guestaccount494 3 роки тому
"Do all the characters have brain damage or..." - "Yeah I Guess" Comedy Genius
@andreacaininstinct Рік тому
5:30 Ryan sounds so done when he says "Yeah, I bet he does"
@eLIPHAS3333 3 роки тому
The opening is brilliant. "So you have an Alien preque... A prometheus Sequ... Da.. Ju...Do you got a movie for me?" LOL
@thewatcher9480 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@LordVulcan93 3 роки тому
I was waiting for him to say, "Oh, it's something."
@raydunakin 3 роки тому
"Is it going to be difficult to make a Prometheus sequel that's even stupider than Prometheus?" "No, actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
@karekarenohay4432 3 роки тому
"Oh, really?"
@shravan1005 3 роки тому
@@karekarenohay4432 Hiya how are you hope your fine
@JosiahTheSiah 3 роки тому
“Immediately reversing your convictions is TIGHT!” “No, it’s not.” “I agree.”
@oniakuma2392 3 роки тому
They also made Elizabeth stupider since David was just a head at the end of Prometheus, which means she gave him a body back despite everything he did.
@hanburgundy4317 3 роки тому
@@oniakuma2392 Hey, a lady needs some D. And by D I mean David.
@thesquatcherpayne8273 2 роки тому
The description of an ‘homage’ was spot on.
@XeroFailGames 2 роки тому
I have to admit...this dudes vids have been recommended to me for YEARS and I'm just now watching him OMFG hes hilarious. Now I've been binging them
@Marksman3434 3 роки тому
It's truly amazing how Ridley Scott read this script and thought this was a good idea to turn into a movie.
@zaltmanbleroze 3 роки тому
I heard Ridley Scott is also the one that cancelled the proposed Alien 5 sequel from Neil Blomkamp. Somehow he thinks he owns the franchise.
@aygwm 3 роки тому
You find some amazing things when you get really far up your own orifice.
@missxspencer1538 3 роки тому
Well it's because $$, and then $$ and so $$. I hope that explains things.
@CyberWallX 3 роки тому
@@zaltmanbleroze well because he kinda does though. But yeah, Im also one of those people who actually liked Prometheus..
@IvyPearsonUnderwater 3 роки тому
@@zaltmanbleroze he really sinks his own franchise.
@MistaKlutch 3 роки тому
"Do all the characters have brain damage?!" "They might 😃" FAMMMMMMM
@purefoldnz3070 3 роки тому
freezer burn after too long in cryo.
@fixedfocusfilm3068 3 роки тому
@@purefoldnz3070 Top comment here.
@LordVulcan93 3 роки тому
Didn't the Critical Drinker say HE had brain damage from watching this movie? Have to go back and watch that review again.
@LordVulcan93 3 роки тому
@@fixedfocusfilm3068 underappreciated observation.
@tomorrowinc Рік тому
"Yeah, well the movies happening now, so now is when things have to happen." Truer words...
@ebomb1133 Рік тому
One of my favorite memories from the movie is when I went to go see it with a few school buddies. During the David /Walter scene where the iconic line: "I'll do the fingering" was said, one friend busted out laughing, followed suit by another buddy. They then proceeded to continue laughing at each other's laughs for quite some time, getting a few others alongside me to join in. I hope we didn't annoy others in the theatre but the chain reaction was too hilarious
@potaterjim 3 роки тому
That's kind of what was great about the first Alien. The characters were exactly as smart as they should be, none of the decisions ever really felt unjustified. Even the seemingly bad decisions are explained when you realize Ash had an agenda
@bangbangthatawefulsound3396 10 місяців тому
When i watched the pitch meeting i had the same thought.
@gwenbathory6656 9 місяців тому
When writers weren't so lazy. Those were the days
@meisterlymanu5214 7 місяців тому
well.... a very undecisive captain, yes captain Dallas, going into the tunnels to kill it wasnt smart, guided by a hysterical Lambert. And then splitting up to look for the cat, not killing the baby alien when Kane was chest bursted, oh, and Lambert being a gripey biatch, and freezing when cornered. Kane peering into an alien egg, and Nostromos security allowing someone to just punch open a quarantine door to let the face hugger in, and Ripley blowing up the ship when the alien was in the escape pod, no one noticing an android on board at all, ever....erm, just a few examples. But it is still my favorite movie anyway.
@Iron-Bridge 7 місяців тому
The mistakes in the original film were believable unlike the current films.
@alekzanderor5489 6 місяців тому
@@meisterlymanu5214Everything you listed besides Lambert guiding Dallas is fine ( and that is fine too considering they originally supposed to have some romance). And actually, listing Lambert freezing when cornered is idiotic by you, since its obviously not a desicion in the first place, its a mental breakdown from fear.
@boomerotic2498 3 роки тому
"It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C on your keyboard and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!
@genericstaticshock705 3 роки тому
I was definitely like “...wait a minute” 😭
@Singurarity88 3 роки тому
"It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!
@charleshackney416 3 роки тому
@@Singurarity88 "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!
@flaminG-Ghost 3 роки тому
@@charleshackney416 "It's an homage, you know like when you press Ctrl+C on your keyboard and then Ctrl+V on your computer" Copy and Paste is tight!
@Danielo515 2 роки тому
Before I was disappointed because there are no good movies anymore. But since I discovered pitch meetings I'm very happy they are a continuous stream of material for Ryan
@Xanduur Рік тому
“Do all the characters have brain damage?” That’s the synopsis of the movie. Love it.
@thefearandwonder 3 роки тому
I'm not sure when the people working on the Alien franchise all suddenly started thinking 'let's be like Lost, but worse' with their writing
@davidsumner7604 3 роки тому
Probably when they hired Damon Lindeloff.
@femtoservants 3 роки тому
I think they were lost in both manner, lost like "JJ abrams mystery box lazy writing" and lost "I don't know where I am going".
@christopherross1309 3 роки тому
Soooo much worse
@UniteForgetLeftRight 3 роки тому
@@davidsumner7604 I read the original script to Prometheus, it was more conventional but would have been a much better movie.
@ressljs 3 роки тому
I actually like'd Prometheus. Having that movie end with a lot of loose ends was fine except two problems: 1 - They forgot to answer any of those questions in the second movie. 2 - Hollywood banks far too much on future sequels where if the series doesn't continue, you're left with barely functional plots.
@alvaro.martinez 3 роки тому
The Ryanverse is the only universe where the producer is the voice of reason in a pitch meeting.
@hansnorleaf 3 роки тому
Producers without reasoning is tight
@alicelaybourne1620 2 роки тому
Wellllll...he raises great questions, then caves for the money, that pretty much nails how they got rich, then stayed rich. on point
@racookster Рік тому
If the roles were reversed, it wouldn't be funny. It would just be a moneyman destroying an artist's work, like usually happens.
@sylviamatias4961 2 роки тому
06:57 its like an homage this definition of homage is the best haha
@mikeyh0 6 місяців тому
I had to force myself to remember even seeing this movie. Then it all came flooding back. thanks a lot.
@jemert96 3 роки тому
That scene where David kills the captain bothered me so much David is like: "Hey captain you wanna die" Captain: "yeah sure"
@sonofsanguinius176 3 роки тому
HEY! That disgusting alien egg looks perfectly safe to put my face in
@leeh6317 3 роки тому
“I told you that egg was too wet!!” ~ Morty
@robotrix 2 роки тому
Makes the guy who wanted to play with the snake in the last film look like Stephen Hawking.
@jasethomas5198 3 роки тому
"An homage is when you press control C on your keyboard, and then control V" I'm dying
@Warstub 3 роки тому
That was gold.
@palkihatangadi3986 3 роки тому
That was just epic
@yeeyee9970 3 роки тому
Ok Roomer. A Ryan fan boomer
@mattrobinson7750 2 роки тому
The part about the ear flaps... That made me laugh so hard
@tomd1826 5 місяців тому
"A homage is when you prss Ctrl + C on your keyboard and then Ctrl + V" bloody brilliant
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому
I love how these pitch meetings roast these films savagely and cleverly at the same time
@paulharries9558 3 роки тому
Roasting these films savagely and cleverly at the same time is tight!
@sirloin8745 3 роки тому
So noticing plot holes in movies that took months to produce, should be almost impossible?
@JaharNarishma 3 роки тому
@@sirloin8745 It's actually super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@JaharNarishma 3 роки тому
@D. Rüesch So, the point of the channel is appreciated explicitly. What did you want to contribute with your comment? I read it as a mix of belittling and passive aggressiveness, but I hope I read it wrong.
@Opana223 3 роки тому
Shut up bot
@ShinkaTV 3 роки тому
It's nice not having to watch movies anymore.
@timopper5488 3 роки тому
“Pitch Meetings: The 8-Minute Time-Savers”
@TheGorillaz938 3 роки тому
Don't even have to watch the pitch meetings, just read the comments and you're good to go.
@DitchBankBandits 3 роки тому
Agreed. I was gonna watch godzilla v Kong but couldn't resist the pitch meeting. I was not disappointed. I am so glad I didn't waste my time 😅 it was super easy...
@DitchBankBandits 3 роки тому
@I Am Groot oh really 😆
@hermitcard4494 3 роки тому
Who made you watch movies?
@kristenbuckley1413 3 роки тому
You should do a pitch meeting for the Final Destination franchise, it would be hilarious!
@joelyt1682 3 роки тому
Screenwriter Guy: "Characters can say things sometimes and this is a thing that this character can say." Producer Guy: "Good point" *he says while pointing* Even the little details that is probably an accident makes me laugh
@Traisas 21 день тому
Not an accident. There are so many little details in these things. So, so many little details - you have no idea.
@jdraven0890 3 роки тому
J.J. and most other writers these days: "The mystery is more important than the answer!" Story writing 101: I'd like a word...
@dilaudid1 3 роки тому
Or are they just lazy writers--I don't know the answer to this mystery
@jonnnnniej 3 роки тому
These days? JJ mastered this skill with Lost
@fredischilling 3 роки тому
Yeh, it's like storytelling's 1st rule: Promises and Payoffs.
@stormvexed 3 роки тому
seriously.
@jamesthiel2628 3 роки тому
"Do all the characters have brain damage?" Maybe it's for the best they didn't get to start a colony?
@Dargonhuman 3 роки тому
It'd be a colony full of Twitter idiots, Facebook morons and Reddit mods...
@nigelchristophercox4325 Рік тому
“An homage is when you press [CTRL]-C and then [CTRL]-V.” Classic!!
@SurleyBlaine 3 роки тому
"Do all the characters have brain damage?" That, every movie in a nutshell.
@rachelppython 3 роки тому
"Were gonna pretend like it's a big twist later " *WandaVision pitch meeting pops up in the top right corner*
@kalakritistudios 3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@raid4free524 3 роки тому
"Do all the characters have brain damage" 😂😂 Of all the pitch meetings, this has to be the most brutal beating of a film, and therefore my favourite ever.
@reallytho1943 2 роки тому
4:28 wow wow wow wow mysterious things with no answers are Tight ! 😁
@danielchristofferson4355 2 роки тому
I didn’t even watch the movie- I just clicked on this for the entertainment value. I was not disappointed
@cjmarshall7970 3 роки тому
If the space crew of this movie remained on earth, they would totally fall for one of those “Free Candy” vans.
@ashuradevilborngaming9924 3 роки тому
Damn this guy must be hella rich coz he wrote all the movie scripts I saw in my life's.
@Dargonhuman 3 роки тому
Holy crap, how is it I've watched every Pitch Meeting and this is the _first_ time someone's made that joke?! I'm not even being snarky or sarcastic, this is honestly the first time I've seen someone say that.
@ashuradevilborngaming9924 3 роки тому
@@Dargonhuman well I'm always unique bro😎😎😎
@bob_1216 3 роки тому
@@ashuradevilborngaming9924 nice job bro 😎😎😎😎
@JohnSmith-is4uu 3 роки тому
Life
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому
I hear Producer Guy keeps most of the money for himself. He's trying to buy Canada.
@chimera6485 2 роки тому
We always need a "super easy barely an inconvenience" in every episode
@jennyanydots2389 2 роки тому
Like herpes
@nicks1451 8 місяців тому
“An ohmage is when you hit control c then control v on your keyboard.” Omg 😂
@henrytjernlund 3 роки тому
I'm a writer and horrified that pitch meetings are really like this. So, thanks for these training videos.
@HellfireClub242 3 роки тому
"So you got an Alien prequel....Prometheus sequel....er.....do ya have a movie for me?"
@Pointman11111 3 роки тому
"Yes sir i dont know."
@philjdickinson 2 роки тому
This is absolutely one of ths best written Pitch Meetings.
@AjitheshGuruprasad 3 роки тому
"You blow, ill do the fingering" god how did no one laugh at that during the shoot? 🤣
@ashineduogwu6326 3 роки тому
2 days ago, the youtube gods recommended one pitch meeting video & binging previous episodes was super easy, barely an inconvenience!😁 Now, when someone says, "Whoops!", the next thing I think of is, "Whoopsie!"😂😂
@lunacouer 3 роки тому
Have you found his personal channel yet? Even bigger comedy gold over there, especially his sponsor ads. 😊 The channel's called Ryan George.
@silentstorm5439 3 роки тому
Hi it’s me the adstronaut
@onewayroadtrip 3 роки тому
"an Hommage is when you press control+c and then control+v" This actual fact blew my mind
@johngr1747 2 роки тому
Actually Ryan exaggerated. Homage is when you get inspiration from another artist. The screenwritter here misinformed the prod, saying that homage is copying.
@mauriciokrebs2913 2 роки тому
@@johngr1747 of course he exagerated, its COMEDY
@notnow6946 2 роки тому
@@johngr1747 wow that joke just flew right over your head, didn't it?
@ajmalsafi13 2 роки тому
@@johngr1747 wow wow wow ..... WOW
@VuNguyen-bo2cm 2 роки тому
@@johngr1747 u know its not an actual pitch meeting right lmao
@simonl4523 8 місяців тому
A $100 million budget movie shredded - completely - in under 8 minutes
@Colinkrauss1 9 місяців тому
I think this is the single best pitch meeting of the entire channel. Every line is chock full of really good writing and funny original jokes
@callac 3 роки тому
I think if Hollywood hired Ryan to read these scripts, we would have better films, or at least a lot less worse films.
@KenMathis1 3 роки тому
That's the thing I don't get. A movie can have bad acting and special effects, but why on earth do they have plot holes? They cost nothing to fix during development. The only thing I can think of is that some people just don't care about continuity or logic. They are more concerned with things like ambiance and cinematography.
@Shuizid 3 роки тому
@@KenMathis1 Well I mean you do know about the final season of Game of Thrones - right? Do you know the names of the writers or their future projects? Most people don't. So chances are, their careers didn't suffer from their bad job. Just like how StarWars kept going after the prequels - if there is little to no consequence for bad work, there is little incentive to do better.
@WiseWik 2 роки тому
*fewer
@srenkierkegaard6433 2 роки тому
We won't have movies
@antred11 2 роки тому
@@KenMathis1 Concocting a captivating yet logical story without gaping plot holes is hard work. Since people seem to swallow all the low effort crap Hollywood can throw at them, I guess they figured why _should_ they invest the extra effort?
@Cheesefist 3 роки тому
I feel like Alien Covenant was the directors way of scolding Alien fans who hated Prometheus and wanted an actual alien film, so he pretty much wrote and directed the movie with his buttchecks and shouted “are you happy now!” When everyone hated it
@oneandonlysound3453 3 роки тому
even crazier that, assuming it doesn't stay canceled, or assuming it does (please don't, I'm fine with the ending of prometheus at this point, rather see "a real alien 3" or "an alien 5 on earth then back to space" far more). Ridley Scott said basically he wanted MORE David involvement in a third film. Like, how? You make him the main character I don't see how they changes anything given covenant made an indentical looking clone as it was. Killing Shaw was also just as wrong as killing Hicks and Newt. Also there was literally nothing in covenant that couldn't have been covered in 30 minutes-like the entire film. Ok add on "Alien vs. Predator in space" I'd also rather see that too.
@berengustav7714 3 роки тому
"Not enough gory alien horror!" "Oh no,Too much aliens!"
@johnmc6155 3 роки тому
From wat i've heard about Ridley Scott, he would be totally into that.
@BeCoShooter 3 роки тому
Disney is going to make a new Alien movie, with one of the Xenomorph's being friendly, so it can fight the bad one(s).
@PotrzebieConolly 3 роки тому
@@BeCoShooter And does it make friends with a little kid? That would be so cute.
@CarlosMenciaTT 3 роки тому
I am so glad I only discovered this series 2 days ago. Freaking hilarious 🤣
@ferise1 Рік тому
Same. It’s so good 🥰
@shortcut101 3 роки тому
After a few years gone, I didn't know James franco in it and had to watch it on UKposts. Thanks Ryan.
@funkynerd_com 3 роки тому
"Well characters have to say things sometimes and this is a thing that this character can say." I feel like that sentence should be in every pitch meeting from now on.
@chrispeters3466 3 роки тому
That definition of "homage" had me rolling. Absolutely brilliant.
@diatonicdelirium1743 2 роки тому
I will be using this definition in reverse, whenever we copy-paste some software features!
@nickwilliams4624 2 роки тому
I love this series so much. It’s like CinemaSins, but actually funny and without the pompous ignorance of the movie’s plot/lore.
@kylecrane4376 4 місяці тому
CinemaPCSins now.
@OK-wm2mr 3 місяці тому
@@kylecrane4376pcsins?
@inventgineer 2 роки тому
The "omage" description...👌😄💯💯💯 -so insanely accurate in the modern era of film.
@Mgauge 3 роки тому
“Do all the characters have brian damage?” Is a question that applies to both these Alien prequels.
@Lymbe06 3 роки тому
They really could have made something classic with the Prometheus movies. Instead we got scientists that visit alien planets without breathing gear.
@benwhitworth8881 3 роки тому
It’s an alien planet. Is there air? You don’t know!
@andreanto8685 3 роки тому
@@benwhitworth8881 it's less about the atmosphere and more about the biosphere. an alien planet would have alien micro-organisms. We wouldn't have the immunity to fight them off.
@wolfmantheimpaler 3 роки тому
@@andreanto8685 exactly! Hell, in the first movie, Ripley didn't want to bring Kane back on the ship after getting attacked by the facehugger because she was afraid of alien diseases, keep in mind that she, and the other characters are the equivalent of truckers in this universe, but somehow have a better understanding of dealing with alien life than scientists in Prometheus and Covenant. And before anyone mentions how the rest of the crew wanted to bring Kane back on the ship, they were worried about their friend and it was mostly the ones who were on the planet with him
@ObscureRP 3 роки тому
"An homage is when you hit control-C on your keyboard..." Amazing. 🤣🤣🤣
@leeh6317 3 роки тому
“Characters have to say things and this is a thing this guy says” Lol! F@cking love it !
@why_not_though6250 3 роки тому
Getting 3 thousand views in 10 minutes is tight
@ricardocabe 3 роки тому
Is super easy, barely an inconvenient
@Nom1fan 3 роки тому
@@ricardocabe inconvenience *
@seunoyebode 3 роки тому
“Why did they make an Android with growing hair?” “Unclear” “Huh”
@timothy3732 2 роки тому
I love the way these guys are so happy with the way they talk to each other!
@sunnythegreat9617 2 роки тому
I always wonder, do these writers ever read their own story and think if it makes sense or not? I remember reading my own essay or important papers like 10 times before submitting it to the teacher.
@mishahaddonroodt9539 Рік тому
No... because... money.
@randomuser5237 3 роки тому
David's gonna be like "You blow, I'll do the fingering". Producer (with highly confused look): I mean, you know..... Writer: Oh yeah, I know. Producer: Okay... Me: *wiping off the coffee I spit into the screen*.
@JohnLRice 3 роки тому
😂👍
@sandrasnow-balvert7766 3 роки тому
learned a long time ago never watch anything by ryan george and even attempt to take a drink :D
@Bdelliumharts 3 роки тому
Did you spit it into the screen? That's some mighty spitting
@phousefilms 3 роки тому
Lol, not one person in my theatre DIDN'T laugh at that scene.
@lincolnpatience6480 3 роки тому
I was looking for this comment.
@jacobrobertdesio9265 3 роки тому
I see a new pitch meeting, I watch it. There is no other choice
@paulbrodie331 3 роки тому
This is the way
@alethiamillner5603 3 роки тому
I know right this is one of the things at the top of my(things i do naturally) list, it's right up there with eating and breathing!
@Haldricsfury 3 роки тому
Every now and then I love to just look at the enormous view gap between Ryan George- made screen rant videos and everyone else- made screen rant videos and smile at how much Ryan George is this channel.
@francissmith6447 Рік тому
"An homage is when you press Control C on your keyboard and then Control V" Brilliant
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