Aliens Laughed at Humans "Relic" Tank, Until It Roared To Life!

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@ATBPkahitanovlogs 12 днів тому

If that's primitive to them I wonder what they'll say if the see a T-34, Panzer IV or the WW1 tanks.

@00tree 8 днів тому

Probably the same thing we’d say if we saw a Chariot.

@ryleeculla5570 6 днів тому

Panzer 4s and T-34s were the back bones built to last and fight they have the spirit of the brave tankers that operate them

@DumbIShallBe 19 годин тому

@@ryleeculla5570The panzer 4 yes, t34 no, t34 had horrible reliability, they were tested on a 100 km strait track, none of them even made it half way. The t34 were simply a mobile gun with unreliable carriage, and if it breaks down now it’s a stationary artillery or part replacements.

@ehworksforme5027 9 годин тому

@@DumbIShallBeyeah the only reason the t-34 was kinda good was because the soviets could make alot of them

@VINNICENTE 5 годин тому

I could say, they say it's primitive but same thing

@marvenlunn6086 13 днів тому

I was waiting for the tank AI to start fighting

@scott644 12 днів тому

Ah, but that would be an O.G.R.E.

@marvenlunn6086 12 днів тому

@@scott644 or a Bolo

@scott644 12 днів тому

@@marvenlunn6086 Ooh yeah! I'd forgotten that name! TBH I think a Bolo would be more appropriate.

@cosmicdrift8311 12 днів тому

I've always wanted a Bolo Mk IV.

@scott644 12 днів тому

@@cosmicdrift8311 Yeah, if I recall, those were the best. My favorite Bolo story was the one about RMML

@thedogethatgames 4 дні тому

I love how Zoltar’s interest in the tank progresses over the whole story

@matthewcutting9323 12 днів тому

wars aren't won by tech or skill alone but by the spirit of humanity an machine working together. An still hold true to this very day even if we use drones to win wars the tank still holds the title of war master of the field. Great story telling of human history.

@krystalmae5557 7 годин тому

Even though the humans lost, they fought until the very end, choosing death and lost over being occupied, really respectful 🫡

@MrCRANE-kj8lq 3 дні тому

WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS!!

@arandomsystemglitch2398 12 днів тому

Good to hear that black magic is still in effect kinda nice to hear someone can "feel" the black magic spirits keeping the beast as ready to go as it can be

@larrythompson8630 12 днів тому

So they were ordered under pain of death to destroy, scrap every piece of human armor? But instead they rebuilt it? BTW what killed the humans?

@larryhelstrom1881 11 днів тому

Government mandate.

@lax4359 2 дні тому

@@larryhelstrom1881 We the humans killed ourselfs

@krystalmae5557 7 годин тому

@@lax4359the aliens did, they occupied earth

@nissen4700 13 днів тому

Are this a AI generated story channel? Because a lot of the stories sound similar.

@thetoasterisonfire2080 13 днів тому

The writing doesn't seem ai. Just quickly written, perhaps from a template.

@SilverSeraphim03 13 днів тому

My thought as well. All the new stuff screams AI ngl

@trenttrent2786 13 днів тому

Most likely

@Das_Leben_ist_grausam 13 днів тому

These stories came from Reddit

@michelleann1910 12 днів тому

If humans were so indomitable, why are the aliens talking about us in the past tense, like we no longer existed? Apparently we were wiped out anyway.

@jehoiakimelidoronila5450 6 днів тому

Are those two tentacly mechanics talking about the old tank's diesel engine, or it's "advanced" futuristic hybrid cousin? Was it a V8, V12 or a jet turbine?

@victorfinberg8595 13 днів тому

i watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the rannhauser gate

@panzermkii7675 3 дні тому

Laughs in 'BOLO'.

@gewalfofwoofia8263 2 дні тому

Ah, nice to see someone read the books

@guardianofthetoasters2323 15 годин тому

May i know the reference?

@boqndimitrov8693 12 днів тому

a true poem about tanks! ❤

@angrycrusader3926 12 днів тому

Tank engine starts! Music starts play "ACDC If you want blood!"

@jeremycrenshaw9506 7 днів тому

Nukes > aliens we got like a thousand nukes on the earth. All you gotta do is lure them onto one place and launch all the nukes. Well maybe not all of them because there is enough nukes to wipe the whole planet of life but yea.

@pitr80 2 дні тому

They all does not have the compatible systems with each other. Russian, Chinese, American, Korean, they all have others systems. Also, in this time od story its propably like maybe XXII century or evel Later. So maybe the nukes were removed from a service and replaced with something more destructive?

@krystalmae5557 7 годин тому

@@pitr80but remember because of the cloning, and their homeland being far away, they couldn't have really wiped them out unless they went to their own homelands

@Nightwatcher.666 11 днів тому

I,m New To This Channel This is The Second story I Have Listened too. very Cool. are These/.This One, a Short excerpt from a Longer Story? Great Job 88. Cheers

@sky1luv793 12 днів тому

Dumbest bet ever. No time limit or parameters. Of course the engineer would get it to turn on. Lol 😅

@TarsonTalon 3 дні тому

'The Armored Revenant' -Possible title for an anime.

@omps1 11 днів тому

Loved this story

@mahogany7712 День тому

how do i read HFY in order?

@robertpennington1381 12 днів тому

All ready subscribed and I have no dogs. so there :P

@davidturner4824 12 днів тому

Great story.

@paulweber624 11 днів тому

how are you so prolific - these come out every 6 hours. are these AI written?

@Refr1 21 годину тому

Pretty sure literally all they’re doing is running stories from r/HFY through an AI voice

@Jeanie363034 11 днів тому

Great story 88

@ussnautilus1225 3 дні тому

What is the source of the story?

@tcat1705 3 дні тому

10;10 new baghdad sounds similar to call of duty advanced warfare

@jasonsnider7605 4 дні тому

I don't have a dog for you to take. I subscribed anyway.

@jamiejones7325 12 днів тому

Yeah vast majority 97% ‘in defence of science’ against Ai. Is thus the same Zoltar from Second City either John Candy invading Melonville?🤪

@larryhelstrom1881 11 днів тому

No. This is the Guidance Counselor that lives in a van, down by the river.

@jamiejones7325 11 днів тому

@@larryhelstrom1881 🤣

@VINNICENTE 5 годин тому

Lesson here if i think so Not everything is inferior aslong as its gonna kill your foe and built to last and kill These war machines are forged for battle

@bwilliams463 5 днів тому

Here's your 88. I love tanks.

@DavidHarrison-bv9jm 7 днів тому

I think the tank was a M1abrams because only the turret of the M1 Abrams have a big enough turret to stand on

@Diedwhilemakingwaffles 6 днів тому

A chair isn't as big as an Abrams turret but you can stand on it

@bodeblackburn6597 3 дні тому

Yeah you can stand on a lot of tank turrets

@Diedwhilemakingwaffles 3 дні тому

And "an M1 Abrams" not "a M1 Abrams

@bodeblackburn6597 3 дні тому

Maybe the comment is really just a troll

@majpain1223 13 днів тому

88 1 of the best stories I've heard in a long time

@aelfward 12 днів тому

88. More stories of courage and determination!

@shanebraden8482 12 днів тому

OUTSTANDING! SEMPER FIDELIS.....

@FinlandWithAGun 2 дні тому

i need the sauce because yeah

@AaronKnight-fe1vm 3 дні тому

Then it exploded 💣

@Rohit-wc7go 13 днів тому

Why 88..?

@GrimyBone 4 дні тому

Idk but from what I know 88 is used by neo-nazis as a "heil hi..." also by nazis in ww2 so its a nazi symbolism. In short a hate symbol. So him saying put 88 and ill heart it is very questionable...

@GavinPelley 3 дні тому

Cheers to you. You are the best, and here is the 88.

@MrKlopson 13 днів тому

Who wrote it? I want the whole thing!

@Gxaps 13 днів тому

It sounds suspiciously AI generated

@MrKlopson 13 днів тому

@@Gxaps you are the first person in my life, who is suspecting me to be artificial :D thanks Man!

@Gxaps 13 днів тому

@@MrKlopson Haha, the voice in the video, not you. The image looks AI generated as well, the closest tank's barrel is uh... well, just look at the muzzle. The captions seem to be generated by AI as they are wrong in several instances, which is... odd to say the least, if this was written with blood sweat and tears by real humans, messing up the captions would be quite weird. And the story itself just seems so AI generated.

@MrKlopson 13 днів тому

@@Gxaps ;) You are right, but the idea itself is so good.

@ncox001 13 днів тому

@@Gxaps despite claims otherwise, it is undoubtedly AI-generated. The names, plots, language etc are all the same in these stories - I am getting frustrated at the damage being done to our intelligence by these absurd stories.

@tinamarkwell6028 13 днів тому

88 i want to hear more

@meekdook4236 9 днів тому

Vei-hick-leh?

@tesmith47 11 днів тому

the humans were all dead??

@justinfrench8619 12 днів тому

what game is this?

@arandomsystemglitch2398 12 днів тому

Sadly it's not a game just a story

@jamiejones7325 12 днів тому

We Aliens wholeheartedly support our greed and feminism ‘toxic masculinity’ campaigns amongst others. Public School official policy, Dissuade punish the following ‘masculine traits’ forbidden. Violence, competition, aggression, wandering, wondering, exploring, investigation, scientific, research, logic, reason, rationality…’ Go ahead, demand your local public school curriculum even just as tax payer not parent or student.