"you can always be fatter, look obese"

dont just stare at it, eat it

Look at that meme. The sheer quality of it. Oh my god, he even dubbed it himself.

“Is something wrong Patrick your not eating your sandwich “ was the greatest voice acting dubbing there is . For a sec I low key forgot this was a meme and thought it was the actual movie

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's sandwich is obviously more expensive than mine.

"I got a reservation at McDonald's." "McDonald's? How do you think he pulled that off?"

"I like to dissect sandwiches. Did you know I'm utterly hungry."

As a deli worker I can attest to the fact that this dialogue is 100% accurate when we're not actually working.

Let's see Paul Allen get a reservation at Subway.

I can't believe that Bryce calls hamburgers steamed hams

"I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at a food truck since I'm positive they wont have a decent Cubano... but they do and hunger washes over me in an awesome wave." - Patrick Bateman.

“Good bread” got me..😂😂😂

I'm fascinated by how close this is to the real dialog.

"Lets see Paul Allen's sandwich"

The sound design is the real show stopper here. While the voices clip and the impressions suoerficia,the folly work is excellent. The crumpling of the wrappers and the outside hustle and bustle are truly immersive. The use of the soundtrack elevates the gags and plays tastefully with the intentionally crude but charming editing style. Cutting it off with Luis's remarks was masterfully done and the fading in of Paul's sandwich truly showed passion. While the editing isn't as high quality as the pokemon card rendition it adds to the comedic tone and shows a level of competence that helps seperate the work form a simple ytp or shitpost.

your condiment was sufficient, Luis.

"Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see what grinds Paul Allen's gears."

“Smoked brisket, over hickory chips, for 6 hours” Honestly the best sandwich between them

Van Patten's VO is out of this world. The way Bateman's VO delivers the "Very impressive" line is stellar too.

Damn, you even nailed the fear and dread in your voice in "Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's sandwich" the same way Bale did in the movie. Nicely done.

The crinkling of the paper bags 😂

In 1981, McDonald’s released this, the McRib, their most accomplished sandwich.

The voice acting in this is absolutely perfect. Top work 😂

"Lets see Ross Geller's sandwich🥪"

"Oh my god...it even has grill marks..."

This is one of the most elaborately pulled off shitposts Ive seen in a while and It’’s sooo good Great job lol

Why am I only discovering this goddamn masterpiece now?

The algorithm knows me too well, I was literally eating a sandwich when I saw this.

"Could you ever imagine eating a sandwich from a kosher deli?" "Whoa, cool it with the anti-semetic remarks"

"My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of my sandwiches. With balanced meat and salad proportions. In the morning, if my bread is a little puffy, I'll put some water on it, and then toast it. Only for a minute. After I remove the bread from the toaster, I prepare the fillings. For the butter, I use a luxurious no fat Beurre de Luxe golden butter. Then, three types of luxury smoked ham slices. And for the salad, lettuce, tomato and olives dressed in Cherry Pepper Relish. Then I apply a no fat golden olive oil to the other slice of the bread, which I leave on for 5 minutes to prepare the rest of my lunch. I always pack chips, with little to no salt, cause salt is unhealthy and makes you contract deadly diseases. Then an apple. Then Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars, followed by a bottle spring water from the purest of rivers. There is an idea of a perfect sandwich, some kind of sensation. But there is no real sandwich, only a taste, something blissful. And though, they may appear luxurious, and feel their crunchiness as you feel the taste hitting your tongue and maybe you can even sense are sandwiches are probably comparable, it's simply just a sandwich."

I love how he just has Paul’s sandwich with him like he stole his lunch out of the break room’s fridge or something

This feels more relatable because you'll think that you've made an amazing lunch but someone will show up with something that blows yours out of the water and you have to eat yours, knowing that you have an inferior lunch.

"Where are you going?" "Just leaving" "But where?" "I have to return some bad takeaway"

I can't stop thinking about Paul Allen being out there in the world without his sandwich.

as someone who has participated in a sandwich competition, this hits hard

I liked the way you also have edited the sandwich drop sound out of Patrick hands😂

"Is something wrong Patrick? You're not eating your sandwich" the absolute crème de la crème of line delivery

I can't believe how well-acted dialogues are. You clearly knew what made the original scene legendary

This might be my favourite video of all time. Beautiful

"What do you think of Jollibee?" "It's alright" "Their early work was a little too sweet for my taste. But when the yumburger came out, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole menu has a clear, crisp variety of flavours, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the taste a big boost. They've been compared to Mcdonalds, but I think Jollibee has a far more soft, sweet level of taste. In 2017 Jollibee released this; the amazing aloha burger!, one of their most accomplished burgers yet. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the original yumburger. A burger so tasty, most people probably don't look at the amount of calories. But they should, because it's not just a perfect mixture of ketchup mayo and meat. It's also an amazing 250 calory patty"

"Show her your Panini" "Don't just stare at it, eat it" *Sets up camera for his first mukbang video*

1:15 can't even begin to imagine how you managed to deliver this line without cracking up, this is golden content. absolutely amazing work man

Timothy solemnly putting his sandwich back into the bag complete with the crackling, I'm howling

Brilliant. One of my favorite movie scenes, and this is just art!

The way he softly says “good bread” got me real good for some reason hahahaha

This was literally me during lunch working in finance in Boston. Every single day, trying to find the new lunch spot and describing my lunch to my subterranean colleagues.

This video is a masterpiece...and the american psycho rabbit hole is one of my favorites on youtube at the moment.

Super seamless audio editing, really nice job

“Is something wrong Patrick? You’re not eating your sandwich.” Best Line Ever.

"That's a wonderful bib- don't tell me, don't tell me- let me guess... hm.... Mcdonald's Napkin?" "uh-huh" "It looks 2 ply-" *_slaps hand_* "Your compliment was sufficient, louis."

these couldn't be more perfect, thank you

"Brioche, with ham off the bone." Now we're talking !

I'm so pissed i haven't seen this earlier its so fucking good

A good sandwich is like a work of art, anyone can make a sandwich, but it takes an especially skilled person to make a good one, people are willing to pay a fair bit for a good sandwich, much like an art piece, the value of the sandwich comes not just from its contents, but also the work put into it, what type of bread was used, how the bread was prepared, how the meat was cooked, the flavor profile of the sauce, as well as how well the ingredients pair with eachother.

Really thought he was gonna say "oh my god, it even has grill marks"

The voice work was so good that for a second I thought it waswas their actual voices and I coundn't remember if the dialogue was edited or spoken till the next line, good job!

Do you like Panera Bread? I've been a big Panera fan ever since the release of their 2014 revised Food Policy. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their items. Too many additives, too artificial. It was in 2014 when the natural ingredients became more apparent. I think the Half-Sandwich is the chain's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on minimalism. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the taste and texture of the entire meal. Christy, take off your robe. Taste the brilliant ensemble piece of a Half-Sandwich and Half-Salad or Soup. You can practically detect every nuance of every ingredient. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of culinary craftsmanship, the sheer sandwich artistry, this menu hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the ingredients to the Napa Almond Chicken. In this entree, Panera delivers a refreshing twist on the classic chicken salad sandwich. The Mediterranean Veggie Sandwich is the most enjoyable ethnic dish at any chain restaurant, ethically made yet very enjoyable. The dish is extremely satisfying. The recipe is as filling and delectable as any vegan sandwich I've tasted. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your sandwich. Panera's other chain, Au Bon Pain, seems to be more casual and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially sandwiches like the Smoky BBQ Chicken Melt and the Toasted Chicken & Avocado. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Panera works best as a sit-down chain, than as a fast-food restaurant- and I stress the word restaurant. This is the Newport Turkey, a great, great sandwich, a personal favorite.

I like the implication that they've stolen Paul Allen's lunch.

The paper bags rustling and the thud as P. Allen's Sandwich is dropped on the ground are perfect

ou dawgie i’m overwhelmed with so much joy

My therapist: Patrick Griffin is not real, he can't hurt you... The thumbnail:

I don’t know what made me laugh more: was it the was it the concept? Was it the crunching of the bags? Was it the underage voice acting (superbly done btw)? Was it the flop of Paul Allen’s sandwich? I don’t know! This video … is superb sir. Thank you.

This is such old UKposts style comedy/editing, and I love it.

This is fantastic but I think it would have been funny to say “oh my god, it even has a griddle mark”

for once, Patrick isn’t the worst person in a room they clearly stole Paul’s lunch from the office fridge

Love the paper bag sounds. Makes this video from a 10 to a 100

UKposts recommended this to me about ten times, and I only just got around to watching it. Was not disappointed, 10/10 meme.

" Look at the subtle off white colouring of the cheese , the tasteful thickness of the bread ,oh my god the sandwich even has a water mark ". - Patrick Sandwichman .

I think this video really came into it's own, both comedically and intellectually

I love how he just drops Paul Allen’s lunch

I love how you kept in "The tasteful thickness of it."

"Oh my god, it even has a grillmark"

As a french man I can confirm this is pure genius. Bonus point for the sound of the falling sandwich.

The fact that you even included the voice break when he asks about Paul Allen's sandwich/card is impressive.

One of the best revivals of an old meme I have ever seen.

I need to see the people who voice-acted this, sit in this exact room in those seats with even the lighting as it was originally, dressed the same way as their respective characters albeit with no makeup and their own hairstyles, acting out the scene of their creation. If I see this play out the way I described it, it would be the new standard for humour in my book. I swear to God almighty that I am not joking.

Dude I got so freaked out when he said “new sandwich” I thought that was actually Christian bale. such good acting 10/10

Wish you had more like this!

The small unnoticeable voice crack when he says “Let’s see Paul Allen’s sandwich” is absolutely genius

you captured the patrick bateman vocal mannerisms shockingly well for this little joke

Finally someone has captured the experience of a white collar lunch break.

the voices are absolutely phenomenal. nearly spot on.

This, was excellent!

The dubbing is fantastic, and the wrinkling of the paper bags are on point. 👌

Finally, a video that encapsulates my love of sandwich, and why it matters to get one right

Look at that suttle off- the bone roasting. Oh my god. It even has Italian bread

I love this movie so much.

That was gold. That was an experience to watch. I refrained from watching a second time just to savor that first time experience.

you don't know how much i love this

The awkward crunching of the bags when they hide their sandwiches lmao.

The bags rustling while they put their sandwiches away was priceless.

The bag crunching sounds in this video could outcompete every single microsecond of ASMR content on the internet

After Patrick dropped grilled sandwich , you even added 'bread dropped' sound. That was impressive.

This is my new favourite video

I always come back and rewatch this just to hear the small *thud* when he drops Pauls sandwich 😂

What an amazing labor of love and creativity.

When you think about it, comparing sandwiches makes about as much sense as comparing business cards

Pretty spot-on voices! Love it.

Honestly, this makes the card scene so much easier to interpret/understand now for me LOL I don't really understand business cards, but I _do_ know sandwiches.