You would become a philosopher during the process

lol

I mean, would you bother roast a chimp?

@@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 Yes I would if it could understand my language, which is most probably the case here

Something said, something said...

This is a Wendy’s sir

Neil A backwards is A lien

I love misinformation

​@@foxoftheflames3101*information

@@foxoftheflames3101im pretty sure this is a common meme for Joe Rogan’s podcasts and Neil’s speeches

They are using a water somewhere

More like, “My God, they still excrete waste!”

​@@Vashter007 I always felt like we should be able to eat like the plants from the sun and also able to eat food as well to gather and maintain energy . Chilling out in the sun 🌞😎 getting full and feeling great efficiency at its best

😂🤣😂🤣

😂😂😂

Wrong think bigger 🤦🤦

​@@marvel1101he acutally is

yep and NDT is way out of the loop as usual lol. well he is on the lower intelligence half so he doesn't even realize how dumb he is ...

​@@hatathgamingvideos872 no he aint

Yeah, already have geniuses eating tidepods, jumping out of cars to shake their ass, using toy guns and coconuts to do divination.

yeah boiiiii

pretty sure if there is intelligent life out there they probably all have better memes than us 💀

they might... but we can't comprehend it cuz it'll be too advanced for our sense of humor

​@@chifyjay imagine reading an alien meme and then my nigga starts ascending

Nah, I think memes need to have a small element of stupidity to make them good. If they're too smart, they aren't funny.

LMFAOOOO

Oh Hell, yeah! That's why I haven't worked retail in the last 32 years. Got tired of the encounters. Twice I had to "display" a gun to customers. 😨

Hahahahaha

Try working guest services for a hotel casino. I would say 10% lol

I've been working in "customer service" type roles for 17 years. The only incorrect thing you said was 5%. It's at least a 15% difference.

I'll translate it for you "Please pass the salt" means:

I don’t get it.

@@Ceeceelea Exactly!

😅😂🤣🤯

You'll really have just the one joke huh?

@@originalprecursor Once Progressives stop making that joke be so constantly relevant and funny, we'll stop telling it.

⁠​⁠@@axeSyntax Your humour entirely revolves around a single, unoriginal joke that you only find funny because its insulting towards a group of people you dont like, not because it is creative, original or witty in any way. Y'all are so obsessed with trans people that you somehow found a way to drag them into a video about aliens, they live in your head rent free lmfaoo.

@@axeSyntax Your humour entirely revolves around a single, unoriginal joke that you only find funny because its insulting towards a group of people you dont like, not because it is creative, original or witty in any way. Y'all are so obsessed with trans people that you somehow found a way to drag them into a video about aliens, they live in your head rent free lmfaoo.

@@axeSyntax Your humour entirely revolves around a single, unoriginal joke that you only find funny because its insulting towards a group of people you dont like, not because it is creative, original or witty in any way. Y'all are so obsessed with trans people that you somehow found a way to drag them into a video about aliens, they live in your head rent free lmfaoo.

That's not the point. No human is capable of those things individually. The human SPECIES has achieved those things. By developing language and a way to exchange, pass down, and build on shared ideas. No human that was abandoned as a child and left alone in the woods would develop any of those things (assuming they wouldn't just die from starvation or whatever).

Yeah but even the simplest ideas are incomprehensible to chimps

Lol that's true, most people arent capable of some basic skills others take for granted as well

Yeh humans really enjoy the idea of being special

@@rajsinghania1090so much that a group of privileged handful will make arguments out of nothing to feel special😂

😂

Yes😂

Proceed to destroy the whole planet while laughing the ass iff😂

stop worrying abt aliens , ai exists

😂😂

Nah, mfs always have something to say 🤣

THATS your conclusion? XD

Nah packgod will destroy aliens

​@@thunderzagario7215 Well he is proving the videos point right !!..

You'd think, but what good is a roast if the subject cant even comprehend they're being clowned?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love my combustion engine (｡ŏ_ŏ)

You can call me a hairy freak but I won’t tolerate ANY disrespect to my combustion engines.

@@Man-tk2dcwhat are you gonna do about it? Use a micro combustion-chamber to fire semi-pointy things made of soft metal on beings who’s ancestors found a way to be immune to?

​@@UmadoveracommentgLmao his gas operated guns aren't afraid of your "rail guns" or "plasma rays"

I had to rewatch to see but then laughed to no avail. You're spot on bro

352 likes and no replies? Lemme fi- You know what? Screw that shitty phrase. This comment is actually pretty funny.

@@EhtesamUddinPrinceyea

Damn right it is

@@EhtesamUddinPrince Thank god

😂😂😂

It looks like it has 5 nostrils

It’s kinda smart how the alien wouldn’t need a mouth

​@@starbird14Transdimensional blood hound .

I had to do this interesting project in college bio where we had to create a species of lifeforms who are NOT carbon based. We could use any other element, so long as it actually works scientifically, and you can explain exactly how they evolved and how their body functions. it was really neat, I did mine on silicon-based life forms. I considered drawing what I thought they'd look like, but I was just too busy

where the eyes are the same as the mouth and nose, biologically ignorant , so nah can’t agree

😂wth

In ji huesember, a satellite crashed into a twin planet.

​@@AgungSastra-hh2rqspace 9/11 💀

​@@AgungSastra-hh2rq💀💀

​@@AgungSastra-hh2rq Greeksnop moment

And many times interrupts the alien trying to communicate.

Lol. But this is deeeeeeeep!!!

Neil should be the first civilian who's allowed to make Extraterrestrial Contact

​@@IndigoSignature47 I think they already understand him, no language barrier

@@akkoismydaughter3573 what do you mean?

If my grandma had 2 wheels she would be a bicycle, what does that even mean?

Isn't that the point? To give perspective about how big the gulf of that 0.5% is?

Not really... Cars and bicycles are about equally intelligent. 😁

Well we are cousins to the chimp, but we're also separate from them, they don't have fine motor functions which is why they're stronger than us and they lack the kind of emotional and common controls we use to control our anger, and do other things orangutans are closing in on the bronze age of understanding I believe and they're smart

5% smarter isn’t that much it’s only 5% . That level of variability exists in our own species, the title makes it confusing . A species that’s 5% smarter than us won’t really seem that much smarter. The percentages Neil is bringing up are differences in dna and then we are WAY more than 5% smarter than chimps, and a species with a similar amount of brain evolution would be way more than 5% smarter than us

So underrated comment

The rate that rates change.

@@toggerz7487 I knew aliens were among us already

Tiny triangles sum really small?

Calculus? More like explaining the equation to manipulating a black hole to terriform a galaxy

Literally the exact opposite

You assume that they have heads

​@@Ubu987so no head?

@@awol_13 Or all head.

If they MET JOE BRANDON they would be SCRATCHING there HEADS ?

Tyson talking out of his a** like always 🙄

DNA = materials for furniture (wood, screws, fixtures, etc) Gene Expression = instructions Gene expression is coded in DNA as well, but it doesn't take up a lot of space. It's also coded epigenetically, and most of these epigenetic changes won't show up in the classical way we encode DNA. They're not CTAG changes, they're smaller molecules that block up sections of the code or make it more accessible.

​@@bentooreo9849as in the relatively small difference of a 100gb game having a 50mb exe and a 100mb one?

😂

Daz crazzzy

@@RickyF000 lol

thats sad

Earth = The Zoo

Exactly right. We really have no way of knowing either how far an intelligent species can advance, or how long that advancement takes. However, we do have an idea of the vast time frame preceding our industrial revolution.

mushroom 💀

Jim, is that you?

Alien in reality: *doesn't exist*

​@@m.j.v.4463its mathematically impossible for aliens NOT to exist. They're probably just too far away for any sign of them to reach us.

I mean he starts off with a theoretical half a percentage more intelligence and weve basically destroyed the entire planet in less then 10.000 years. Bring that up to 5% intelligence and the kids would probably down their entire planet in less then month

The infants use black holes like toddlers here use wooden blocks

Or Children don't exist

But only one of them does the work, while the rest pretends that they are doing something.

If they would need education. Brain chips could potentially give people all the information they need without the need of an education.

Stark is smarter than rocket though so

Stark and Rocket aren't real

@@greasycheese8095 But Stark isn't smarter than the High Evolutionary.... 🤔 🦝

@@newscoulomb3705 stark invented time travel lol. All the high evolutionary did was make cyborgs. Stark did that already

@@389OpiE 😲 oh my God!! I'll call up the Washington post!!!! We got a new headline right here!!! Plonker.

What about a cross😂😂😂

"Sir, I just sat down"

"sir" it's 2023 try and be original pickmisha ,people stoped begging for likes with this boring ass comment age's ago.

"Cmon sir, just enjoy the movie."

Sir I'm just the mailman

Animals in zoos dont even understand the concept of what they are in. We could litetally be in that shi right now 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Who's to say that isn't what is currently happening? We'll never know.

And our environment in that Zoo would be a mansion, a large field, a car of our own, best and finest dishes because that's what we like most. Like monkeys with a tire attached to a rope and bananas. Hell yeah I would live in that Zoo forever. Can you imagine? A whole cathedral for ourselves just to contemplate the architectural design! Hell yeah I would live in that Zoo forever.

Maybe planet earth is a zoo. :)

Imagine that Zoo name is Earth

100% agree

But then imagine what their artists will do to us

@@TheMrMediacowwoah…

​@@VSTHEWORLDORDIEimagine The Hubs new categories!!! Alien Hub free and public

​@@TheMrMediacowno. I refuse to traumatize myself like that.

😂

I truly believed you 😅

@@Louie23LAare u alien too??😅

Lolololol

Guy : Do you have any pets? Let me tell you something..

Or they do not recognize us at all because we are primitive animals in they sensory organs.

Would opt for a good dog live! Maybe i even get dental insurance! ^^

@@DasHeino2010 But first they would need to domesticate humans before they hold them like pets. I mean humans also don't hold wild dogs/ wolves as pets. :)

@@battlebrother2390 Because we are sentient it should not be that much of a problem, we can adjust. The bigger problem would be to create a save environment for us in space. Also our livespan may fall short in comparison. (to cross distances)

@@DasHeino2010 you might be right here. However every wild creature wants 2 things: to survive and to be free. I guess the „to be free“-part will be much of a problem. If you’re happy being a pet, maybe your children or most probably their children won’t be. Therefore aliens will need to domesticate us. I mean at the end you won’t leave a wild chimpanzee at home with your children, right

Robots don't sweat

Somewhere? You mean on Zuckerberg's homeworld of Xzlaxxon III in the 53rd dimension?

He'll sweat when it gets to like 90%. They can't even join his chess club yet 😂

@@angrywaffle2860he’s a lizard man actually

Neither do lizard sweats

U weren't killed in a hedron kilieder, though

Transportation to pallel world were no won rember vhs taps

Not joking there no won using wird cotton amore

@@davidhart2875what are you saying bro

He said he likes to watch pornos on vhs​@@user-bx9ri2qv3y

Fr fr hotter then ur average porn star 😂

Don't wanna be getting probed by no Voldemort or smeagle looking mf😂

Go to planet Mercury and find out!

Betazeds with quadruple sexual drive... 😮 🤩😜

Would just feel like some one with fever

Yeah but someone in his position really shouldn't be spouting off on nonsense they know nothing about. Onions have a genome 5x larger than humans, an over 80% difference. But just exactly what I'd expect of someone from those Ivy League Schools that only gets in because of ties to the Elite so they can become another droning Npc Celebrity to spread their propaganda and lies. I'm so sick and tired of this Idiocracy. It's got what plants crave! :D (And no the Earth isn't flat, I'm not a complete lunatic lmao!)

Neil knows jack shit about biology, he didn’t make any “legit critics” in this video

Damn

False! They’d be smart enough to make sure we understood immediately… since sending a meme insinuates they want us to understand lol Unless it’s just something they send to boggle our minds hahaha

@@slickandslaycious6579 Yeah I was thinking the 2nd one, like it was a challenge we had to overcome to prove ourselves or something.

@@samsmusichub mmm... Good take, and taking it one step further... What if the only way to figure it out meant that during the process of engaging with it we actually learn a few things along the way to help us be less vile to ourselves and the world! 💡

@@slickandslaycious6579 That would be nice!

Also aliens: this man just insulted our intelligence by thinking we have to ask ourselves, why humans are using cars to travel. Maybe it’s because humans aren’t capable of teleportation durrrrrrr

such a question would be asked by aliens that got a head start compared to us and not aliens that are smarter than us.

If an alien wouldn't be able to comprehend why we're using cars, it doesn't make them smarter than us.

0 logic@@koimeme

coping@@JuDo-013

Yeah that was a pretty stupid analogy. That said,a species that really was 5% smarter than us while mostly the same on average would probably be much more advanced. Advancement throughout our history was and mostly still is done by the top echelon of gifted people and these aliens would both have way more of those (by our standards) while also having geniuses better than anything we can muster at their own top of the pyramid.

A truly intelligent and advanced alien species would have sex by touching antennas or fingers together

Ayo?

I am confusion

🤣 made me spit out my spaghetti because I read this in Norm MacDonald’s voice for some reason lmao

E.Tussy

Why not?

Well how else would he be able to hear his own voice?

Lol!

Well aliens if they feel incline to help might pick the smartest and remake those into superior beings likely Neil included.

​@mike garcia Niel isn't that big brain, I mean just to mention a few things. His ego is pretty big (and his knowledge not so) , he's smart but ignorant. I mean that's what the comment is talking about. The fact he believes he's always right no matter what. Niel isn't the best we have to offer.

"Yall they literally have dopamine drug machines down there and I can't find a mf that doesn't use it"

Ik ur trying to make a meme, but we’re not paying for water, we’re paying for the labor behind gathering, filtering, purifying, bottling and distributing water for ease of access and safe consumption.

@@prohibitions1571 bro really just said "i know you're trying to make a *meme"* like a single comment could disrupt the natural flow of the Internet

On average they would literally advance from going to work and watching TV to having hobbies. And those that have hobbies would advance to being good in it, and those on top would be just happier than they are 🤣

In some states it’s illegal to collect your own rain water. It’s fucked up

Underrated comment

FEAR THE #CRABCAT!

​@@vermeeren1373U dont know nothing 😂, infinite races, some way smarter than us and some way way lower smarter than us.

ᶕløɣ, ŵįij ᶙıĝn ᶙłımmɜя, ɖäŋ hɜŋ wɜtɜ̈n ᶙıĝ dæt ŵįij ɜя ᶙıĝn, zɜ kųnnɜn dı̈ngɜn dıɜ

​@@vermeeren1373quit yapping

Deep man

Nah the controllers plugged in. It's just that all the buttons are disabled bar the one that lets us let nukes fly when he gets tired of playing and just wants a game over

Lucifer’s Entourage

I’d say our remote is plugged in, but we’re too stupid to know how to operate it

😂

Don't upset my histone proteins, they'll rebel

​@shubhnamdeo2865 no way they'll rebel...they r happily married with a family of 8

They aren't dumb

Hah bunch of nerds (this is hilarious)

My people 🧬

No he wouldn't the average person's IQ is 100. 5% more is 105. Einsteins IQ was like 160. So if the average IQ of the alien was 105, a dumb alien would be much lower than 100

@@Dc-kk9bd Do you mean to tell me a chimp has an iq of 99.5?

He says "suppose" so none of this is true. You are much smarter than a chimp that might not recognize himself in a mirror

@@Dc-kk9bd that's not how it works lol going by ur logic a chimp would be smarter than many humans since by ur logic it's iq would be 99 nd there r many countries with average iq below 80

@@-IGRIS- no. I'm saying he's wrong. And a smart chimp is way smarter than a dumb human. Its not even close. Just watch them take tests and compete against scientists and crush them. If u and a chimp try to learn sign language at the same time, the chimp would learn much faster than you

I'm pretty sure if there was a super intelligent alien race out there, they'd be smart enough to leave us alone, knowing people would go autismo apeshit mode if they just showed up. And also smart enough to understand that we weren't around for that much time and that we're still evolving.

@@good8619 unless they wanna enslave us or make is into like ”zoo” animals. Which theu could easily do if they were more intelligent and had a way to make weapons

Sure…

Disgust?, are you implaying they share our feelings and concepts of emotion? If that's true then they might not be that smart or they are smart enough to relate to concepts that are used on other civilizations which is highly undoubtful

And you think that based on literally nothing. The only cultural values you have (the ones that would inform your ideas about "disgust") come from humanity. There's no reason to think any human behavior (no matter how depraved) would be looked upon with disgust by an alien species. What you're doing is called anthropomorphizing.

And 2 things would need to be considered a what you mentioned. So It would at least be better to take a comparison from, at a minimal, the base dna set for animals and exclude it. And probably better to take it for animals with brains (literal brains not figurative). Then make comparisons as such. The second thing to consider is even if we encountered a life form with identical intelligence that is foreign to the planet the difference in dna if it even has dna would probably be titanic if not 100% different.

@@deraxelturrelkeign yes, most life forms (if not all) in earth are carbon based so a foreign life form could use another element. This will lead a drastic difference in DNA

its is impossible to have any idea what these kind of percentages mean, when you havnt got years of professional understanding of the topic, so dont even try to extrapolate anything from a healine like x has y % dna same as z. this means nothing, when you dont understand gentics on a high level

@@gudrunhartfaust9378 I didn't said this percentages means something. I am just saying that %5 or %10 difference in DNA may be sound small but it is huge

dont forget how close we are to rats and pigs

DUDE FR like hes explaining it so stupid, it doesn't make sense, there's so many humans that are way more than 5% smarter than others.

@@Its_charley good point

Well I assume he meant 5% smarter than the smartest human. There is a biological limit to our intelligence, our brains are only so advanced. Lets say As much as I love to bag on this guy I think you are misinterpreting what he meant.@@Its_charley

He needs to stay in his lane. Astrophysics.

It’s amazing what one small component can do to a super computer… it may only represent .001% of the machine, but it makes all the difference.

V good 😂😂😂

😆

Neil "ur ass is grass" deGrasse Tyson

Chimps are smarter than tyson because they aren't z10 nist Islaamophobes.

No doubt!🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stand him.

Correct. The DNA responsible for our intelligence is actually a tiny number of changes relative to all the differences between us. How much smarter we are is not proportional to the changes, but rather related to what the actual changes did.

right, but this is neil degrasse tyson.

Just some more nonsense from NDT

Sure, but it doesnt change anything in this issue

That’s why he prefaced with “let’s say the percentage equals the gap” of course im paraphrasing but still

How

Our brain isn't decided by 100% of our DNA, and the parts that are aren't even 100% of how the brain is built and develops.

@@mmalam8148 DNA similarity and intelligence are two different things. Among humans you can have two people who are 99.99% similar in DNA and one has an IQ that is 200% of the others IQ. If one has an IQ of 70 and the other 140. The tiny differences make huge differences If aliens were on average 5% more intelligent then it'd be slightly noticeable to us. Theyd average 105 IQ instead of 100 making them about as intelligent as the average japanese person

​@@Reoh0z but 2 very smart people would produce a very smart child no? Isnt intelligence correlated with genetics?

Bruh he literally said intelligence vector..... Focus before write.....😂😂

Haha very funny.

lol I could see this in a movie!

you’re*

I work at Wendy’s lol

unfortunately that empathy could lead to our destruction, they could see us as a disease and killing us would be good for the universe

imagine that, by mercy we put animal on zoo for their own good (panda) imagine they saw us like that , that would mean they have empathy for us but to us look like emprisonment ...

@@itstaylor2137 Yeah but also what if that didn't happen?

​@@itstaylor2137 if there much more advanced and powerful then us how could we be a seen as a threat to the universe litteraly makes 0 sense

​@@itstaylor2137 Mozt likely they'd see us as we see monkeys we would never be a threat

💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

Kay and Pelee? 😂

@@ALXKHAOZ😊por

Context: No one asked you and of course, neither me.

i am dumb pls explain me this

Oh hey it's that joke everyone posts!

​@@GavriloPewPew still funny. Don't be a douche

🤣

cringe ngl.

Thanks for adding absolutely nothing to the topic

Top comment 😂😂👌🏾

LOL! Thank you for that laugh! Chances are that they are smarter, but that is good news as that makes it more likely that they are not here to hurt us, but have everything they need already and just want to say "Hi" to the cute little humans :-)

It's not that we're not interesting enough for aliens to visit. It's the thing we humans do to each that worries them that we're incapable of coexisting with them. I mean just look at what we do with nuclear fusion energy. Instead of using it for good. What do we do with it. We build a weapon of mass destruction for conquering our neighbors. If alien were to reveal themselves to us and gave us they're technology. We would turn it into a weapons and start a war with billions of other inhabitant planet.

😂

this guy just proved he is no smarter than a chimp

This is hilarious.

Pretty much that key a peele sketch

I'm crying 😭😂

Or or..the dog goes "how do you not smell that? "

We have humans living on the planet right now who are still in the Stone Age and can look at our civilization like that now. Knowing that fact, we could be living on this planet with humans who are as far beyond us as we are of those fellow humans still living in the Stone Age ... and we may be calling them aliens instead of brothers/cousins.

@@1MarkKeller That's also true.

@@1MarkKeller You think they live in Earth's core? My bet is on Earth's core.... lol

@@xSayPleasex😐

Thank you, like, how did he screw this up

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He never says .5% "smarter" it's just the title of the video.

@@colasus1212 Yes he did? "Suppose the difference between humans and chimps is as small as 0.5% in DNA in the intelligence vector, whatever that is."

@@bitgh0st he's not saying .5% smarter, he's say the .5% contributes to our higher intelligence. If he was saying .5% smarter he would just word it that way.

If this comment ☝️doesn’t get thousands of likes I will get 😡

Didja make boom-boom ?

@@countrysidelife5768 ok

Youu not fucking lying

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yeah, I like the message of the video but him going on rambling about that 0.5% made me feel like he was the ape all along...

DNA is correlated with intelligence. Focus before you write.

​@@MM-pv5tpNo its not. Not in every factor. Theres is a bird that is less related to us than a chimp and has sinilar if not greater intelligence to chimp. But as so, they are limited to their body and compisition.

Neil doesn't understand that. If he did he wouldn't use the word "smarter"

@@K162KingPin I was just about to type this