Stand-Up Comedy. 29th of september 2010 in Reykjavik.
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@moonlily13 роки тому
As a non-Nordic person listening to Scandinavian comedy, the main thing that I'm learning is that no one understands the Danish.
@eden30143 роки тому
That’s prob the most accurate thing about the Scandinavian languages
@moonlily13 роки тому
@@eden3014 It must be, because every Nordic stand up I've watched so far has a joke about this at some point in their set.
@eden30143 роки тому
moonlily1 yeah, I live in Sweden and we joke about that danish sounds like Norwegian but with tonsillitis
@moonlily13 роки тому
@@eden3014 I think I saw someone joke about the "Swedish Chef" character from the Muppets that that's what Danish sounds like to them.
@eden30143 роки тому
moonlily1 so true😭😭
@talkingbowl10 років тому
"And the poster was sad people in a sauna." *thumbs up* XD
@Frank-wt6lg8 років тому
+talkingbowl We Finns can be sad in many places.. ;)
@viseberg85276 років тому
Fränk 1 Most places, actually. I've never encounter a place where one couldn't have been sad. I've been happy on one occasion: Sweden, 1995. Finland had just won and, for five minutes, I wasn't sad. Then I remembered that I was in Sweden and became very sad.
@lateremortis61157 років тому
"I´m from FInland and this is my energy"? hahaha
@Sareth98712 років тому
Commentator: "...all the way from Finland" Audience: "LOLOLOLOLO"
@ultradeduct5 років тому
I'm Norwegian and I can barely comprehend what Danes are saying despite the languages having a lot of similarities :') written Danish isn't as hard but spoken just makes me want to tell them to slow down
@jussitiihonen45599 років тому
Haha, "Du går ikke dit!" :D
@Frank-wt6lg8 років тому
Yes Andre is finnish but his mother tongue is swedish. He is funny, I've seen many of his sets.
@AmadeusBrown7 років тому
Fränk 1 but he speaks finnish perfectly, like it's his first language.
@Frank-wt6lg7 років тому
Well Oskar: in Helsinki, the capital of Finland, where André lives in, has a high percentage of swedish speaking population. But I can assure you that there aren't a single swedish speaker living in Helsinki who cannot speak finnish. Some of my good friends that I didn't know, are swedish speakers. So they usually speak swedish among themselves or they speak mixed finn-swede-language only they understand.
@Jay_Kay6667 років тому
Fränk 1 I can verify that. My godmother lived in helsinki and did speak only swedish - despite being born (and lived) in finland. Bitch is dead now so you must be right ;)
@henrikpehkonen47567 років тому
Fränk 1 moi kiitos olen itse fin/swe ja ylensä ihmiset vihaa meitä koska puhutaan ruotsia:/
@Frank-wt6lg7 років тому
Kyllä jengi nyt jaksaa ottaa tosissaan ton mun läpän. Melkein vuosi sitten kirjotin ajankuluksi..Relatkaa hei. You guys make a big deal about nothing..don't take things so seriously, I like André and his material.. I say relax dudes.
@aragorn17803 роки тому
Why do I understand his exaggerated Danish better than actual Danish? XD
@dennislindqvist84434 роки тому
The mockery of the danes was the the best.If you know the language it's even better,
@Tsuroerusu11 років тому
Jeg er fra Danmark, og jeg var flad af grin over André Wickström! :D Viste videoen til mine kolleger på arbejde, og vi vred os af grin. :D Nordic Love!
@heyall97174 роки тому
På svenska är grina att storgråta. Men jag förstår vad du menar, skulle dock förmodligen inte förstå om du pratat med mig kära lillebror!
@makkara_jeesus81004 роки тому
Höögen spöögen po pippelerriler sommehomme don ååååååå.
@dennislindqvist84434 роки тому
@@heyall9717 Nej, grina kan betyda flera saker på svenska din store linguist. Och Sverige har blivit lillebror i norden. Ett svårt piller att svälja men det är sanningen.
@craftylemon24604 роки тому
@@heyall9717 Precis som Dennis skriver så kan grina i Sverige betyda olika saker beroende på vart du bor ditt kioskmongo och kioskmongo betyder bara en sak oavsett vart du bor i Sverige så ta din okunskap och tryck upp huvudet i arslet.
@Quzinqa112210 місяців тому
@@heyall9717 På Gotland betyder grina att skratta. (Ifall man inte är en av dem som pratar rikssvenska, för då menar man tvärtom, att grina betyder gråta. Språk är underliga saker.... 😅)
@VeronicaManzanarespyretka6 років тому
I must say that I had a blast while watching this. I love Nordic humour! Chapeau, @André!
@purjosipuli75133 роки тому
Oon kattonut tän pätkän monta kertaa ja aina yhtä viihdyttävä! Andre olet tosi huippu, kiitos nauruista❤
@praguelife325Рік тому
This is pure gold, thank you😁
@MrWarcraft133712 років тому
Proud to be a Finn now :)) Andre puhuu myös hyvin Englantii joka on virkistävää, nii moni suomalainen ääntää aika pahasti englantia :S
@keitazaki20027 років тому
For someone who has just learned the Danish language,it is really funny.
@tink_a3 роки тому
If I understand the french right, then I Copenhagen is a dangerous place. And that Danes are very helpful.
@MellenBerger3 роки тому
don´t taste the soup....
@hamajangz6 років тому
Holy shit dude you're hilarious. Have you ever performed in the states? I'm from LA and i would totally go to your show if you came here.
@The_Daily_Tomato12 років тому
Five stars from Iceland :)
@nissepisse63317 років тому
Jävligt bra! Tack! :-)
@IngaFrid12 років тому
André är så härlig!
@GiladGur6 років тому
Great performance. I enjoyed it a lot. Thank you. Actualy the joke about the flight attendants I said about Hungarians of Malev some 20 years ago.
@granskare3 роки тому
I knew more Finnish-Swedes than any other, my only Finnish people were my relatives.
@siggitiggi7 років тому
I feel like you nailed the Danish..
@3bvin8087 років тому
Det her var fantastisk!
@Toby_Jensen3 роки тому
Actually there is a logic behind the numbers system in Denmark: Halvtreds (50) = Halvtre snese = Halfthree twenties Tres (60) = Tre snese = three twenties Halvfjerds (70) = Halvfire snese = Halffour twenties Firs (80) = Fire snese = Four twenties "Halvfems" (90) = halvfem snese = halffive twenty So it is a contracted way of saying the numbers. In Denmark "halvanden" = "Half two" means 1.5 and "half five" is 4.5. This means that "Halvfems"= 4.5 twenties=90. Today "snese" is replaced by "tyve" for 20, but it has remained in use for 50-90.
@vivienleigh46403 роки тому
Halvannan finns i svenskan också men inte så många använder det (eller förstår det).
@nightwolfblues66242 роки тому
So what is snese? 20? Tyve? I understand "tres" being three tyves etc. I wonder if I should start business with danes or keep far away from you. ;) And they say Finnish is difficult... 10 = Kymmenen 20 kaksikymmentä (two tens (ten in partitive form, which is form of plural in Finnish) 30 kolmekymmentä (three tens, etc...) 40 neljäkymmentä 50 viisikymmentä 60 kuusikymmentä 70 seitsemänkymmentä 80 kahdeksankymmentä 90 yhdeksänkymmentä
@Toby_Jensen2 роки тому
Snese is an old way of saying 20, yes. No one uses it today even though it is perfectly all right to do so. Just like dusin=12 isn't in use any more.
@nightwolfblues66242 роки тому
@@Toby_Jensen Ok. Tak skal du have.
@oskich2 роки тому
There is now a new logical Danish number system: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/ipWgpKWZq2aDo5c.html
@Farsoful3 роки тому
I dont't know if I've to be amazed or disturbed that I knew a lot after you came along a french person... x'D
@DerMacko7 років тому
daaaf uk was that bit at the end???? i'm never going to hotel savoy if thats true :D
@livedandletdie7 років тому
Well, it's not that bad to go to Hotel Savoy, only do not ask for the directions.
@TiasAhlgreN7 років тому
Yeah, there's a hotel Savoy in Sweden as well. I wouldn't go there if I was you, it is a silly place.
@alanfoster65893 роки тому
@@TiasAhlgreN But it was nice and cheap...at least when I stayed there.
@quovadis51723 роки тому
Just putting it out there. Germany has to be horse heaven on earth. So the Icelandic horse will probably stay.
@MikkoRantalainen3 роки тому
9:50 even Google closed captions / subtitles cannot understand Danish.
@sharonoddlyenough3 роки тому
I'll have to subscribe, this guy is funny
@paanikkiРік тому
Here in Finland, we always say Danish sounds like speaking Swedish with a hot potato in your mouth.
@Quzinqa112210 місяців тому
😂😂😂 And here in Sweden we always say that Danish sounds like speaking Norwegian with a hot potato in your mouth.
@dentistlinguist65695 років тому
If you understand Danish, like I am, this is so, so, so hilarious! He's a genius.
@bjoern0077 років тому
Haha we must be in the opposite ends of the spectrum, brcause in Denmark we say that Finnish is ONLY consonants
@finmetalwarrior7 років тому
Funny because Finnish actually relies on the vocals. Finnish also has lots of double or triple vocals. Like "morning" = aamu, "night" = yö and "to exaggerate" = liioitella.
@livedandletdie7 років тому
Well I know a Danish-Finnish guy, and he chose to speak Swedish. I call him reasonable.
@Mantorok6 років тому
Well, compared to danish any language is only consonants.
@timomastosalo6 років тому
It can be measured: Finnish is one of the most 'vowelfull' languages. There are not even many consonants to choose from. Maybe some Danes have mixed it with Russian :) We're neighbours with them, but it's hard for the languages to be more different. Here's an example of Finnish, a Wikipedia introduction about Danmark. Tanskan kuningaskunta (tansk. Kongeriget Danmark) eli Tanska (tansk. Danmark) on perustuslaillinen monarkia Pohjois-Euroopassa. Sillä on vain yksi rajanaapuri, maan eteläpuolella sijaitseva Saksa, mutta Ruotsista sen erottaa vain kapea Juutinrauman salmi. Norja sijaitsee Skagerrakin salmen takana maan pohjoispuolella. Tanska on 43 094 neliökilometrin laajuinen, joten se on pinta-alaltaan selvästi pienin Pohjoismaa, jos Grönlantia ei lasketa sen pinta-alaan. Tanskassa asuu noin viisi ja puoli miljoonaa asukasta ja sen pääkaupunki on Kööpenhamina.
@torpmorp13246 років тому
The Major Your friend chose to speak Swedish in Finland? Why was it reasonable, only a few percent of population speak it? Your friend should have chosen something people can communicate in, like English or Finnish.
@amiq8748Рік тому
Coming from Finland is a laughable thing. Just hilarious. That's why we are so happy.
@e223783 роки тому
Well done!! When are you performing next
@danielsjohnson3 роки тому
Why is nobody talking about the out-of-sync audio in the middle or the part where the microphone becomes very quiet?
@dennislindqvist84433 роки тому
It's a political thing. Cover-up. The sound engineer disappeared shortly after this.
@nightwolfblues66242 роки тому
Russians did that audio fix with their state of art technology cos they are afraid of us
@gautigoth32493 роки тому
Jag tycker att André Wickström är på Martin Ljung-nivå när det gäller komedi. Han är som en uphottad Martin Ljung. För er som inte minns eller har hört talas om Martin Ljung kan jag tillägga att det är ett hedersbetyg.
@Kulturfonden3 роки тому
Gautigoth Fingal Olsson
@kevincharmasson4997 років тому
I feel like I'm watching a video from the 1970's. Lololololol
@lintu253 роки тому
Andre tule nyt vittuun sieltä! Ne kohta syöttää sut jääkarhuille.
@Antoniathinks3 роки тому
Mij hånde wek!!!! Haaaaahahahaaaaa
@kontrapunkti12 років тому
Andre Wikström on paras!
@thepuffskein112 років тому
@gata67803 роки тому
Put on captions
@LuWalll13 років тому
Kan inte göra annat än att skratta brutalt, BIG UP!
@ilpopulu5964 роки тому
Hyvin vedettty Adre!
@TheNikz0rrr11 років тому
Andre Wickström on vitun hauska!! :D
@Frank-wt6lg8 років тому
Number 90 spelled sounds in finnish same as englinsh word "fucking"
@tomaattisaatana7668 років тому
no?
@Frank-wt6lg8 років тому
Well it's more like "having sex" than "fucking".
@PJyrstinkangas7 років тому
"Ninety - nainti"
@nanok446 років тому
Could you be more specific? I don't get it. Probably because I don't know the word in Finnish.
@omenoid6 років тому
nanok44 nainti = fucking. 90 in Finnish is yhdeksänkymmentä, though nobody takes the effort to pronounce it in the standard way but instead we say e.g. 'ysikyt'.
@soolhem8 років тому
Andre is Finnish The Cable Guy.
@ronnborg3 роки тому
Du e helgrym Andre 👍
@naihaseo984012 років тому
Suomi perkele
@KajDalfall3 роки тому
Hyvä
@charleslavin38723 роки тому
kamelåså
@SuzLa17 років тому
Very funny
@TheLahna8710 років тому
lol iceland's language sounds so weird :)
@GiladGur6 років тому
TheLahna87 I find it beautiful.
@VeronicaManzanarespyretka6 років тому
Danish is worse!
@makkara_jeesus81004 роки тому
Finnish is better
@dennislindqvist84434 роки тому
When you learn a new language you find the beauty of it. I underatand Danish, Icelandic and Finnish and I love all the languages. And no, I'm not particularly smart, I've just happened to live in these countries.
@lintu253 роки тому
Mahtava koomikko. Kyllä maksan nähdäkseni hänet.
@Brakvash3 роки тому
Inte min typ av humor André men uppskattar trots det ditt arbete i andra sketcher och program :)
@Tia-Marie3 роки тому
Yrjo!
@2ears1mouth7863 роки тому
toblerone... LOL
@user-wz9zt3xp4m3 роки тому
Can anyone explain the joke about horses?
@sharonoddlyenough3 роки тому
Icelandic horses have a restriction that once they are exported from Iceland, they cannot be allowed back in.
@SteveParkerAudiobooks7 років тому
In English for a given value of English. :P
@nissepisse63317 років тому
The languages of Iceland, Finland, Estonia and the Swedish spoken in Finland sound similar.
@MooglesNest5 років тому
Finnish and Eesti keel are very similar, my theory is that some of the finno-ugric people went there. Swedish spoken by finns sounds similiar because of the finnish accent though Swedish är a totaly different language and Icelandic derives from old norse and are the only norse language that hasn't changed a lot probably because the isolation from the rest of the world.
@smilingdog2219Місяць тому
Wow, a people desperately in need of laughter.
@MrFelixify7 років тому
I thought Andre was Swedish. Well. Finnish Swedish.
@zackgeorgly50997 років тому
He is. But "finnish swedish" consider themselves every bit as much Finns as finnish-speaking finns, although they speak a different language, and many consider it an insult to call them swedish.
@MrFelixify7 років тому
So why do they live in Sweden? What i know is that there are swedish speaking Finns in Finland, that are etnically Finns, then there are Finnish Swedish living in Sweden and are swedes but have finnish heratige. then there is Finnish immigrants that came during the russian war, and some came later because of jobs or just wanting to move of other reasons.Then there are some Swedes speaking tornedalsfinska on the swedish side of the boarder. This is very confusing :)
@zackgeorgly50997 років тому
"Swedish-speaking finns" (such as Andre), as the proper term goes, do not live in Sweden, but Finland. Individuals can of course move to a completely different countries, but they still don't necessarily leave their national identity behind.
@MrFelixify7 років тому
i get that. but what im trying to say is that there are swedish speaking finns, there are finnish swedes, finnish immigrants in sweden, and swedish finns. Finlandsvenskar. Sverigefinlandsvenskar. svenskssprågika finnar, tornedalsfinskar,(som egentligen är svenskar) osv osv. it's so many variations that it's confusing.
@StatusFennica3 роки тому
He is Finnish. Swedish speaking 100% Finnish.
@emmacassidy84825 років тому
Finlandsvenska
@ErectedGasCanРік тому
Islannin kieli on ku netti alkais pätkii.
@megaSALEMGUYify11 років тому
@Amanda Wykman de läser danska i skolan, men okej...
@TurboThunderGaming5 років тому
Jag vet fortfarande inte var hotellet ligger....
@MooglesNest5 років тому
Ingen som vet...
@vikingrebalgrindjaniicelan13692 роки тому
sorry about 🏴☠️
@SnorrioK3 роки тому
When does the funny start?
@Kulturfonden3 роки тому
Hugs and kisses.
@tdsims19633 роки тому
@@Kulturfonden I have always dreamed of visiting Finland. If I find people like you I am certain that I will have a great time😘! Good set.
@haisulful82457 років тому
This dude reminds me of John Cleese
@finnishJoker11 років тому
voi vittu miten tää alko.. -.-
@flippofo11 років тому
finsnsvensken
@antevenio83033 роки тому
hm not really 100% f - more swedishlike
@happyf77176 років тому
I'm from the east, and I really don't see any comedy in this show.. Nordic people sounds very pathatic..
@eetu28755 років тому
S. Salman you would be pathetic too if you would have long, dark and cold winters
@dentistlinguist65695 років тому
What's your point? Then stick to your own comedy and don't bother to comment. Or?
@andreasvukman5 років тому
This guy is not funny at all. Poor jokes and no charisma.
@Kulturfonden5 років тому
sad smiley
@mikejohnson76967 років тому
This is horribly bad
@dentistlinguist65695 років тому
Yes, poor you, who have to watch this and then wasting your time writing a comment.
@norwardradtke1361Рік тому
Lmao sad people in a sauna…as I sit here in my Tylohelo valsmistettu suomessa 🥴🥲🤷🏻🤣