All Sorts ... coconut? Good. Cheap licorice? Nope. Nope. Nope.

I'll throw All Sorts into the trash all sorting day long, but it will be a cold day in Hell before I turn down a plain M&M.

Can't stand All Sorts, and you can't give them away!

I'd take any kind of m&m over allsorts. Allsorts are nasty.

Well me and you are COMPLETELY indifferent on this. I, love, plain M&M's. As a matter of fact I hate M&M's with shit in them. Now as far as All Sorts, I have never heard of those but, they look nasty.

I actually thought about Gun Safety multiple times throughout the movie. I'm a defender of the 2nd Amendment, but not for these guys!

@@wolfshanze5980Yeah only sane people with training should own 'em. i think there should be a required safety course and a required amount of range time to get your concealed carry personally. Home defense should be decently unregulated obviously but no one should be carrying without training. just my dumb opinion lol.

Okay, I'm tipsy and I was wondering if I was seeing things but good to see I'm not crazy. These people are dangerous to each other. Also was about to comment on the world the characters are evolving in but I'm happy Mark said it made no sense(and not just cuz it jumps from winter to spring but because from shot to shot they're in entirely different settings)😂

You are so right.

pauls dad would be DCP's worst client. If I found my son escaped from bord approaching me in forrest id fold up trippin

This is akin to a war crime...😮

@@TheCatBilbo I have it safely secured in a crate so that it can be properly studied by top men

​@@paulabbey6835that's what "top men" means

​@@jdbr2630top...men...

He likes rock n roll; I see a lot of Sabbath 8 tracks in his cave

A mugman.

What band does Bigfoot like? Would've been a good poll

He reminds me a little bit of Andre the Giant.

I agree! Although in between those two, I would add, A Missing Link! Either way, I'm guessing many children improved their cardio that day, as they leapt to their feet and ran from the movie theatre, Screaming at the top of their Lungs. They kept running and if you beleive some local legends. 'They ran all the way to Boggy Creek and apologised to the Creature from that there swamp.' Cheers from Montreal P..S. If you haven't already seen it. 'The Legend of Boggy Creek' Is a film that does justice to the Bigfoot Legend and is actually creepy at times. Just don't expect a standard horror film. It's ....something else. There were two sequels. One of which, was riffed on, by MST3K. It's one of their funniest episodes. In my opinion, at the very Least. Take care

How the hell did she get away with that?

@@russbennett5470 I wish I knew. Luckily I didn’t return to that school after that year.

Fake gay

In elementary school I had a teacher who would frequently quote Mormon scripture to the class as if it were fact, and I remember calling her out in front of all the kids (though kid me didn't think of it that way) saying I thought she wasn't supposed to do that and I would legitimately ask her "why" quite often, as she'd say things in lessons that didn't sound right and without offering any explanation other than 'I told you so' which I felt wasn't a valid answer for a school setting. Probably because she was constantly just making shit up. She then went on to make my life hell, and constantly made me a scapegoat for anything and everything, trying to get me expelled. I can also recall her complaining loudly to another teacher once that she wasn't allowed to spank or cane kids anymore. Real nice psychopath that lady...

@@russbennett5470 are you new to Earth? Public schools are where loonies go to make kids loony.

Is this true ?

His dad HAS to go to Arakis... Paul going or not going has nothing to do with his dad's demise, but if he didn't go, he'd never be the Kwisatz Haderach.

This was one of Paul's visions while on Arakis, made into a whole movie

@@bankstanks1230 It's true in both senses. This is a Dune prequel, and Paul's father was indeed in trouble. ffs.

That’s fair, I can see that

This might be their only acceptable use, but this makes them better than All Sorts, which have no acceptable use at all.

You can sprinkle them into popcorn also.

Dairy Queen has a M&Ms option for Blizzards.

Also those M&M cookie ice cream sandwiches use em and are amazing

Hey,you’re right-he does look a lot like the outlaw biker from “Raising Arizona”.

Did the kid have a Squatch tattoo? Maybe this film has more subtext than we realized?

Nicely played!

@@HEDGE1011 Thank you. Thank you. I purposely broke comedy’s “rule of 3” in honor of Mark’s tendency to drag out his comedy bits.

Track of the Moon Beast did it better

And it sounded like it came from deeper in the cave.

That guys gonna get assassinated ny the racoon federation

@@samholdsworth420Was just waiting for Groot to turn up and throw him out of the window.

I was just about to comment that show! One of the best mst3k episode

Not a lot of people are big on the reboot (I enjoy it a lot personally), but we can all agree that Cry Wilderness is one of the best that came out of the reboot

The Cry Wilderness episode is easily among my favorite episodes, especially of the Netflix era. Along with Carnival Magic and Mac and Me

BANG!

I love the ending song riff they do for the movie in that ep, easily some of the darkest jokes MST3K have ever made, lol. A whole riff/song about the singer killing themselves.

Haha

I had a social studies teacher in middle school who was this enormous blob of a woman and she wore giant paisley print dresses all the time. Every day in class she would call me names and tell me how terrible I was. It got to the point where she would insult me, I would insult her back and then she'd send me to the office. The Vice Principal was a joke, he never listened to anything and he would assign me lunch detention all the time. After about the 10th time I told him to stick it and to suspend me instead, because I am not going to go to lunch detention for this crap. He looked at me like he saw a ghost. I told him I was tired of him NEVER listening to anything and that this wasn't my fault. So finally the principal sat with me. He told me he looked over everything, that I was a good student, even in this woman's class, and that I never got in trouble with any other teacher, so why was I being sent to the office so much? I explained everything to him and he said, "I've known her for over 20 years, she can be a difficult person to get along with. It sounds like to me if she never says anything like that to you, you have no reason to say anything back." I said, "EXACTLY." So he had me stay in his office for the next three days for her class only, he would get all the work from her class that I would need, and have a chat with her. I didn't get detention or anything. Finally when I returned to the class, this teacher never spoke ill of me ever again. Problem solved. This woman made me HATE school. I never wanted to go because I knew I would have to deal with her.

@@eduardopena5893 I reported my teacher to one of his superiors, but since that superior wasn’t in charge of the department, he couldn’t do anything. When I graduated, I sent him an email saying I hope I wouldn’t have to see him again.

@@eduardopena5893 I had a teacher like that in elementary school who made me the scapegoat too, although mine was a hyper-Mormon nutjob who'd proselytize to the 4th graders.

@@planescaped Sorry to hear that. Middle school is already a trying enough time for kids. Especially me since I moved just at the end of elementary school and didn't know many kids. I didn't have many friends yet, you have puberty kicking in, and plenty of the other kids are picking on each other. I didn't need the teacher piling on, too. She didn't do it to other kids as far as I know. So begs the question, why me? My Mom could only guess that maybe I remind her of somebody she doesn't like. Maybe she had a son she couldn't control and was taking it out on me for whatever reason. It got to the point where I was really wishing ill on this lady, and I know how wrong that is, but she made my day Hell every day for most of the year.

@@dos3622 That is really tough. Here you went for extra help, which is a big step for a kid, and instead of help you got insults instead and no help. I bet that set you back even more. My nephew is currently struggling in math and specifically adding and subtracting fractions. He has an attention issue. He's smart enough to do the steps, but he doesn't remember the steps so he can't figure them out. And one thing people that have poor attention hate most is doing something they see as pointless and boring over and over again. Unfortunately, repetition is the one of the best ways to remember. I am trying to figure out a fun and easier way for him to remember the steps, like a Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally thing. I wrote him an illustrated guide on the steps, with cartoon characters making faces and one that carries the remainder, thinking that might make him laugh a bit.

I don’t stand for no one talking smack about Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. That’s a serious contender above Gone With the Wind!

You must not be old enough to remember proper 1970s matinee movies... they're nothing like this one. As someone who grew up in both the 70s and 80s, I can most certainly say this feels far more 80s than 70s. The atire alone... not a single bell-bottom to be found.

@@wolfshanze5980 I;m old enough to remember the 70s; yeah, it's not so much the 70s fashion wise, but the subject matter and overall tone is very 70s (I'm reminded of The Wilderness Family)

It feels weirdly Italian to me, maybe due to the audio feeling dubbed.

I know what you mean.

Don't be so selfish. Let wilderness cry in you every once in a while.

Mmm frankfurters

One time in 1996 a friend of mine in ROTC gave me an MRE so I could see what Army life was about. It contained a pack of M&Ms with "proud sponsor of the 1988 Olympics" on the package.

The perfect crime.

The Man Who Killed Adolf Hitler & Big Foot is awful too. The bizarre part is this low budget film has major, well known actors.

@@DavidLLambertmobile Hitler killed Bigfoot before he killed himself? "The more I hear about this Hitler guy, the more I don't like him!" -- Norm Macdonald.

Is that bigfoot statue still there?

@@dos3622 I thought it was pretty clear there never WAS a statue. It was a guy in a Bigfoot suit attempting to stand still.

A kid discovering his dad was a furry? (With dramatic license taken).

A big game hunter choked out a raccoon in real life?

It's based on all those piles of trash you find in the woods clearly.

@@glorygloryholeallelujahwho would hurt trash panda? despicable

@@titanjakob1056 exactly. Such a shameful world. 🤣

I opt for "Tip Toes" ... or Back Country 🐻 . Spoiler 0, nothing shown in the film poster, art takes place in the film! 😏

You know what film noir needed more of? BIGFOOT.

A serious movie about looking for a murdered... Ending with Bigfoot being the culprit?? Honestly, that would be an amazing story.

@@thecolourfulpill The Big(foot) Combo

Spielberg wrote E.T. under the same script confines. I never liked E.T. either…

Their cousin Irving, the dentist who thought he could be the big director all of the sudden?

That's kind of how Bill Murray got tricked into being in the Garfield movies.

Nah, that’s Circus Peanuts. 😂

I know many people will say it's just a matter of personal preference, but liquorice is objectively terrible. Thank you for speaking the truth.

My kids once got a kit for Play Dough. It made little candies that looked like Allsorts. Their dumb auntie came over one day and helped herself to one of them. She ate it. 😮 She complained that the candies had been out too long. Not being able to distinguish between licorice and paste and Play Dough tells you everything you need to know about Allsorts

I'd take allsorts over plain m&m's any day. ​ @daveswinfield That is hilarious though

​@@daveswinfieldIt also tells you everything you need to know about your kids aunt🤪

But there are no good people, no not 1

I had an old hippie teacher in graduate school that used fruit stickers on papers and exams and you had no idea what they meant. I’d get a bunch of grapes stuck to my paper, the girl next to me would get an orange. Just…what? This was in a class named “Research Methods and Statistics”. In the end I got an A, but still disagree with the grapefruit I got on my midterm.

@@HEDGE1011I disagree with grapefruits in general.

The most memorable "grade" I ever got was on a failed test in junior high, probably math, and instead of a letter grade, the teacher wrote NO!!!(underlined too) in big red Sharpie on the front page and handed it to me while he was giving us back our papers. I'm pretty sure he held it up for a second before he gave it to me so the rest of the class could appreciate it too. No need though, me and my buddies laughed our asses off and told the rest of the class anyways. I got mileage off that story for the rest of my school days btw. A badge of honor, of sorts

Even Jesse Pinkman got a red Sharpie scold from Mr. White in chemistry class but there was also an actual grade with it, F- I think.

You mean he curved your grade to a check plus.

Ooh, Imma start doing that - thanks for the idea!

I always hit like in sync to that

Always do… unless he’s wearing a suit, then it’s “TO the program.”

Well, would you use your real name for this drek? Or even a good pseudonym?

Either Neil is completely self aware of how awful his movies are, or he's lost his mind. (Possibly both).

I was hoping the bobcat's mother would show up and do what comes natural

Mark's mentioned it a few times, 🇨🇦 over the last 4yr or so.

I'm sore-ey... *WHAT!?* How did you not realize!?

I haven't seen all of his videos, hence why I was surprised when he brought it up.

Yes , it's a sequel to Twisted Pair called Cade, The Tortured Crossing. I don't know if Mark is going to do it,he might be a little burnt out on Neil Breen, I mean, what's left to say?

@@davidsheriff9274 true, but it has been 4 years since Mark did the Twisted Pair review.

Even better: bad, boring & HUGELY expensive - the triumvirate of film success...

yeah, it feels like a 70s movie

Haha they don’t do stuff like that anymore (that I see)

At least that movie is funny bad.

The kid in that one actually DID get shot (in the original edit on the Japanese video tape).

The orange ones are the best.

Do you eat the red ones last?

​@@kutter_ttl6786You monster!

Loves a smartie me

Those scenes pissed me off. I wouldn't even act like that around a housecat let alone a wild cat.

I mean, it's clearly a tamed one they got from a petting zoo. A wild one would have gtfo'd, or at least had it's ears back and shredded that kid's hand when he reached for it. lol

It's a myth that animals will abandon offspring that have human scent on it. But that kid definitely was a jerk to that poor cat.

Hooray for the TMZ? Most of it wasn’t shot in or near LA, though, judging by the locations given by IMdB.

@markiangooley The part where they discover the weird structure with caves. That is the old zoo in Griffith park Regardless what anybody says.

It would've been funny if the kids said, "Yes, we WOULD rather write an essay!"

Even our Aussie M&M’s are dogturds too.

I've never tried caramel M&Ms, but I do love peanut butter and dark chocolate varieties.

Smarties in Canada and the UK are about the size of Sprees, but they are candy-coated chocolate like M&Ms.

Bro that username 😂

@@tadpolegaming4510 😁👍

He would not be a Dep US Marshal. USMS . Maybe US Fish & Wildlife. Or NPS Park Ranger: law enforcement 🚔 . BLM; Bureau of Land Mgmt has a LE section too 🕵🏼‍♂️

Maybe he did? Only part of the movie is shown