friend: "look your crush is coming! say something nice" me: "i wanna be your vacuum cleaner"

Crush: “so what do you wanna be in the future” Me: “a vacuum cleaner”

Охх, такой вайб от этой песни😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

Who are listening this song in 2024 ?

Him: Will you be my girlfriend? Me: *No, I want to be your vacuum cleaner.*

u know a song is good if it starts with “i wanna be your vacuum cleaner”

Who are listening this song in 2023?

spotify said I listened to this song 500 times this year

This is one song you just don't reccomend to anyone. Its for that special person of yours.

Still listening in 2024 😭

Who is listening this Masterpiece in 2024?❤

I'm 19 but I swear if a guy had wrote this song for me I'd be blushing and madly in love. Cheesy stuff really gets your heart.

I always thought he was saying "I wanna be your fart container" and was like damn this dude kinky

This is my ex's favourite song. She sent me this before when we were together and after reading the title, it felt different now. Anne, I know we broke up but I hope you're always fine. I know that we can't fix things right now because of trauma's but I want you to know that I still wanna be yours and I'm still willing to do everything for you. We are far from each other but I hope you can see this comment while listening to this song. I wish you well and take as much time as you need, I will always be here for you, my love. I will be yours forever. EDIT: aight, i love you anne and i will do everything just to have you back *_day 20. i stopped waiting for you to comeback._* *edit june 14: it's been a week now. we broke up since may 16. it's almost a month but what can i say, i love her.* june 27, 2022 it's july 23, 2022 and here's the update of our status i stopped waiting for someone i thought i could find. i did find her but, i found her wrecked and darkened soul showing no hope with a teary eyes. yet, i decided to hold on and gave her the best treatments that she coulda have, but, she turned that down for she don't wanna cause more mayhem. I can take pain for someone i love that's why i decided to stand by her vicinity. it's a reckless adventure for we found nothing but pain. eventually, she left me while im still in love. i understand why 'cause i did bad things too. but i didn't mean to cause her grief that's why i became better for her, not for my self. im not a liar, im not a cheat. I've been your lover even if it's ripped. i chose you not them, but you decided to ignore me like i'm just an good ol' memory scent. that's why i stopped and think for myself. do i deserve you or i deserve someone else? maybe i do deserve this pain or maybe you do. we could have went so many ways. i don't wanna forget the day we met, i don't wanna forget the time we spent. i was your hero but i couldn't save us for your love is inclined. maybe that's all for us or maybe you were somehow mine in the other universe. i just wish i was in that world. i wish im yours in the other universe. i will hide you in my poetry, and make you an art that i can only understand. sing you a song that you would hear from miles away, and love you behind the moonlight you always see at night. i'll always be the star who will look out for you the star that once loved you when everything's gray and blue. i loved you, anne, i love you for the last time. aug 31: a few days ago, we had a little closure for the both of us. it's not an interaction but it was confessions in a platform that we are both inside. we apologize in that confession. what broke me is that she waited and I didn't know, we were both waiting but didn't get took the chance. i didn't. now im left with nothing but regrets. it hurts me a lot till this day and wishing that there's still a little love in her heart. update 2023: she came back.

Who are listening this song in 2024🎉❤

1 MINUTO DE SILÊNCIO AOS BRASILEIROS QUE ESTÃO PROCURANDOS UM BR AMIGO

This guy has the sexiest voice ever

this song has to be one of the very few things that warm my heart everytime

I will never get tired of this song😭😭❗️❗️❗️❗️

I would like to slow dance with somebody to this song

This song is gorgeous. theres just something about it idk

I Wanna Be Yours, Do I Wanna Know? e RU Mine? são as mais brabas! toca na alma!

this song was the final song on the playlist for my wedding day, 4 years later and I'm still happy with our decision, timeless classic

This song isn’t just lovely, sexy, or romantic. This song is also moving, powerful, and meaningful.

The way Alex says "pacific ocean" gets me everytime

هلاغنية كلش مُميزة بالنسبة الي لأنها اغنيتنا اني واجمل صُدفات حياتي ، كل مرة اسمعها يجي هلشخص على بالي واعيش الشعور الحلو من جديد احب ابسط الاشياء الي تجمعنا واحبه هم 😞🫶 هلكلام صار بتاريخ 2022/11/19 🙈❤️‍🔥

يوسف قلباي اذا تشوف الفيد 😞جست اريد اكول انك اكثر شخص احبه و واثقة بيه ما يتركني احبك اكثر من ما تتصور و اعتبرك مفضلي عن الكل كل ما اسمع الأغنية اتذكرك لهذا جيت اكتب بهاي الاغنية خصيصا الها مكانة بقلبي حيللل و گمت كل ما اسمعها اتذكرك تلقائيا:). 3>

The girl I like had never heard anything by the Arctic Monkeys and when I told her about the band she asked me to recommend her some songs and I sent her this song on spotify; I hope she got that and I hope she wants me to be hers, too.

Am I the only one that finds this song more sad than sexy? It can go both ways but I find it to be one of the saddest songs made by them just given the context of the entire album - like after a night of drinking and trying to convince himself that the one that he lost will come back to him, he realizes that she’s gone and she’s gone for good but he’d do anything to be hers again

This song is like you want a person that doesn't even exist

Who are listning this in 2024

How to pick a girl in 5 seconds: "I want to be your vacuum cleaner" ;)

"secrets that i've held in my heart, are harder to hide than i thought. maybe i just wanna be yours" i rly felt that one.

Meu novooo vício Q perfeição essa música gosteiii muitooo q vibe inexplicável 😍espero nos encontrar em outra vidaaa🎶

Q sensação inexplicável 🕪 Sou uma amante de músicas românticas (bregas) E vc I wanna yours me🎶 conquistou

EU SOU O COMENTÁRIO BRASILEIRO QUE VC PROCURA🤠✋

R U mine? cause I wanna be yours

A vibe que essa música tem----

Saudades do francês safado que me cantou essa música!! Por onde andas Anthony?!... Rai ai... ❤️‍🔥💔❣️

Lets just hope this doesn't get stolen by tiktok

you know i never thought a _song_ could be sexy

a song i'll never get tired of

i remember all the time, my cousin would listen to this song with her boyfriend. he was very nice and respectful to everyone in the family. he treated her good, and got her name tattooed on his arm, and they had their future planned out too, they wanted what they called “the best life” they wanted a small family. 2 kids, 1 boy, 1 girl. they were so happy together, but then he had sadly passed away. we were all heart broken, but im grateful we still have this part of him. this song.

This is one of those songs you listen to on repeat it's addictive

Me: listens to this song for the 6th time today Brain: do it again

This song is so beautiful, I can't stop listening to it. too wonderful. she is insanely beautiful.

Arctic Monkeys' songs makes people feel like they are madly in love with someone. I was listening to this group in high school when I had this huge crush on a beautiful girl) that feeling lasted for like years, and I liked all the melodies and the lyrics because they were the expression of my complicated feelings. Today I'm not in love with anybody but still, whenever I listen to these songs I feel like I'm madly in love with someone. It unlocks a bunch of memories in my head :)

3 years ago I wrote a few lines of this song into a Valentine's letter that I made for a boy that I was absolutely in love, but he didn't even knew I existed. He was so moved by it that ultimately we became friends, and then lovers. He moved far away and we're just friends now, but this song always gives me the feels! The power of Arctic Monkeys!

no matter how many times i listen to this song it still feels like listening to it the first time again

I can't seem to get bored of this song ever, even if I stop for a while it's always stuck in my head and I come back to listen to it. God dammit it's really addicting

Such a beautiful song. Thank you, I shall remember this in a life time 💛.

the song is perfect when you're about to fall asleep

Não se sinta sozinho, o seu amigo brasileiro está por aqui 😎😏💨

This song never gets old I swear ❤️🔥

listening while smoking and drinking whiskey , the most relaxing i ever feel

Ouça essa música e saia com depressão

[Verse 1] I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathin' in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot You call the shots, babe I just wanna be yours [Chorus] Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be yours I wanna be yours I wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours [Verse 2] Let me be your 'leccy meter An' I'll never run out Let me be the portable heater That you’ll get cold without I wanna be your setting lotion (Wanna be) Hold your hair in deep devotion (How deep?) At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean I wanna be yours [Chorus] Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be yours I wanna be yours I wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours [Outro] I wanna be your vacuum cleaner (Wanna be yours) Breathin' in your dust (Wanna be yours) I wanna be your Ford Cortina (Wanna be yours) I will never rust (Wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (Wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (Wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (Wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (Wanna be yours)

Uma musica que eu amo inexplicavelmente❤

მართალია დასრულდა ჩვენი სიყვარული მაგრამ იცოდე რომ მაინც შენ გამახსენდები ამ სიმღერის მოსმენისას ისევ ისე უცვლელად!💋

"I want to be a vacuum cleaner" That line struck me what is this

Sim... Eu sou o outro comentário em português que vc procurava

I love love love this song And yes "I Wanna Be Yours"

Always coming back to this song everytime i miss him😢

the lyrics are from a poem that pupils in England/Wales studied for English literature GCSE in the 1990s and early 2000s - poet is John Cooper Clarke. Great interpretation of the poem. This is their best album IMO.

Não se preocupe, N é só vc a esta vendo em Dezembro de 2020 em plena Pandemia.

Oh man how i wish this song had a music video 😩

ouço sem cansar, repetidas vezes...

Imagine kissing your crush who secretly liked you too, to this song at a high school party while disco lights are on and your in the night

Everybody: *commenting about a vacuum cleaner* Me: *trying to realize where it says that*

Who's here in 2024

Essa música é perfeita

the way i have imagined being railed to this song is not okay

she introduced me to this song. this is how i felt about her. man i miss her and this song is a constant reminder for me.

This song is very wonderful 😢💗💗.

best music by artic monkeys, perfect

The way he pronounces every word with that heavy Yorkshire accent but especially “dust” and “pacific ocean”....my god, I can’t breath

Hazır olun abicim popüler kültür geliyor

You post it this 9 years ago WHAT IM WATCHING IT IN 2023🥹🌸 MY FAVORITE SONG 🎶

Essa música é perfeita 😍

Secrets I have held in my heart.. Are harder to hide than I thought.

*oh to be in love with a soft alternative boy who listens to arctic monkeys and the neighbourhood and to be sent this song from them and send back ‘r u mine?’* edit- actually with a girl too lol

Loved the song ❤️‍🩹🫶🏼

It’s my favorite song that I can’t skip :(

Only one man can make “ I wanna be your vacuum cleaner “ sound so hot

nunca dedique uma música tão bela como essa a pessoas que irá durar pouco tempo na sua vida.

i used to write " secrets i have held in my heart ,are harder to hide than I thought " on the walls of hallways , classes , library of my of highschool back when i was a teenager , basically anywhere i could get my hands on , they never figured out who did it , I hope the teenagers who go to the same hs find them and think about how cool the person who wrote them , and most def how cool AM is

Omggg thisss getssss me on the skiees 🙊

The chord progressions throughout the track just carry you on a euphoric journey through...something special. You can’t help a sense of selfishness. It’s a song you want to play for that person but it’s your song.

367 people don't like vacuum cleaners, apparently. EDIT: Now they're 1664, how the fuck is that possible excuse me

This song is so good that everyone I know in Turkey is listening

This song is just so amazing I could listen to it every day

This song is perfect for intimate moments the smoothness of Alex’s voice blends so well with the tone

Do I wanna know, "R U Mine"? Cuz I wanna be yours

I’ve been a fan of them since 2013, I’m 19 now and it’s strong as ever

The best Simp song in the history👏 No way topping this one right here...

If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot. . :-)

This song is like a drug to me....

eu te amo tanto Cauã, você não tem noção cara!😼❤️

So beautiful

Vontade de ouvir essa música num volume alto, de olhos fechados, deitada no chão