China: "We have 42 stealth bombers!" Russia: "We have 16 hundred nuclear warheads!" USA: "We have 72 genders!"

China: We are united! Russia: We are strong! USA: We are gay!

When I saw the Russian ad, I want to fight for the Russian army When I saw the Chinese ad, I want to fight for the Chinese army When I saw the American ad, I want to fight for the Russian or Chinese army

China Military: Family, Duty, Sacrifice. Russian Military: Kill, Fight, Die. American Military: My, Two, Moms.

Не расстраивайся дружище, не зная английского языка я тебя понял...(((

две мама это очень плохо,ведь когда девочка вырастит и выйдет замуж(если тоже не станет лесбиянкой) то у ее мужа будет 2 тёщи,а это очень плохо))

US: "Emma was raised by two moms." Russia: "Oleg was raised by two bears."

Террористы расплачутся от трогательной истории Эммы...

Notice how the Chinese military ad didn't put a lot of focus on one soldier? They focus on duty, sacrifice for "your" country--not "yourself" or "your" adventure. Even the Russian military ad is saying that "you are not yourself in the military". What did the U.S. do? "I'm a girl with two moms."

Больно наблюдать как человек испытывает стыд за свою страну

Не переживай лапуль, ваш ролик страшнее двух первых, все уже поняли что к вам в плен лучше не попадать)))

Передайте этой Эмме, что у нас в России она даже в балерины негодится ...

I understand you man . You're as a US Army veteran - shock of this .

China: *We fight for our nation!* Russia: *We fight for the ones we love!* USA: _I have 2 moms...._

作为一个中国人 知道艾玛的两个妈妈在守护着美国后 我感到了前所未有的安全

I'm Russian. seeing this guy's reaction to US army ad, I felt his pain right away... I sincerely feel sorry for ordinary Americans, who are conservative like us Russians, support traditional family and Christian values, who are not related to these liberal values, but are forced to live in the midst of all this, like Lot in Sodom. They worry about their fatherland and the future of their children in the midst of all this liberal degradation. I stand in solidarity with them and sympathize with them. God help them to hold out and protect their children.

Зато ЭММА при атаки русского бойца, быстрее сможет его, заблокировать в социальной сети!

Russian ad's meaning: your true enemy is you from yesterday. Catch up with him, overcome him and grow stronger. US army ad's meaning: how my "mom" married my "other mom".

Нормальные мужики всегда поймут друг друга, это не зависит из какой они страны. А не вот это вот всё! Держись брат!

I understand you bro!!! you good man and maybe a good soldier, and thats why you have a wright reaction to this

bro you are a real American patriot of your country with real human values ​​and you know what an army should be, sorry bro, but it seems to me that this is breaking America from the inside!

如果站在军人角度，我同情你。 如果站在国家角度，我笑得无法控制。

Chinese Translation we've been used to shout "here" when call upon "here" is a promise. "here" is a sacrifice. "here" is a rebirth. and "here" is to charge. "here", we shoulder responsibilities with blood and flesh. "here", we build a Greet Wall with loyality. Whenever called by the motherland, I will be "here". Once "here", always "here".

Держитесь там мужики! 🙈✊✊✊🖖 тяжело быть мужчиной в США...

" what are fuck..." - Нормальная реакция нормального мужика на ролик про лесбиянок.

I understand your pain about the things that happen to the armed forces of your country. Respect from Russia. Good luck! (sorry for my grammar)

Спасибо бро, за то что пытаешься нас, русских, понять - это важно, чтобы всем нам не сгореть в ядерном армагеддоне... 🙏👍

Мля! Ты правильный Американский Мужик! Я это понял по твоей реакции на двух мам)

We also have two mothers in Russia, one gave birth, and the other is the Motherland. In Russian, these words are consonant.

I see a lot of people chiming in for the Russian ad, here's some context for the Chinese one: We start with the a various guys reporting for duty, they shout "到" which is like "present!" or "reporting for duty!" It starts with one guy who's just arrived for his first day, then to an active duty guy, then to a classroom of guys, then more and more different PLA personnel in different roles, also reporting to duty. The narration is saying that when you report for duty in the PLA, it is a promise and a sacrifice to carry the hope of the people on your shoulders. The ad chooses to show off the space program prior to the firepower montage, and that's meant to be a visual cue of "we would like peace, but we will go to war if our red line is crossed.“ After the montage, it's a series of wordplay - we use our life to carry our duty (but both "life" and "duty" share a character, so we get verbal parallelism), we use our loyalty to build our new Great Wall. Next is Xi Jinping speaking on the importance of continuous improvement and innovation, which IMO kind of breaks the flow of the ad. Finally it ends with a callback to the beginning, when the country calls, I will definitely report for duty. It ends with another bit of wordplay that unfortunately does not translate very well, but the overall gist is that once you shout "到” in service to your country for that first time, you will always be the kind of person who will serve their country in its time of need. So basically, the Chinese ad is about how military service is a calling for those who wish to serve their country, and it communicates this far more effectively than the US Army ad which is literally titled "The Calling".

Даже не знаю как написать, в США все друг на друга обижаются, скоро глупые и не образованные будут предъявлять претензии умным и образованным за то, что они умные и образованные 🤷 Здравомыслящие люди приезжайте в Россию!

Это тот случай, когда фраза "Испанский стыд" (фраза, описывающее чувство, когда тебе стыдно за другого) самая подходящая к этому видео. This is where the phrase "Spanish shame" (a phrase describing the feeling of being ashamed of someone else) is the most appropriate for this video.

despite being russian I relly liked Chineese army ads, those soldiers looks so united and purposeful, there eyes filled with determination.Truly the Emperor's Army

Respect from Russia)

China's ad wanted to tell you how strong their military was, Russia's ad wanted to show you that War isn't a game, and that you might never come back, but if you do, you'll come back a stronger man america's ad is well, uh, I have no words for it

I support you man. This shit seems to get everywhere. This is just wrong. It's not only ridiculous, it's inappropriate. Military can't be mixed with social idiocy, which furthermore, comes from a minority that in no way represents the majority of those in service, such as those looking to join!!!. I subscribe. Greetings from far south!

For anyone curious is what saying in Russian ads here: "This is first day of your new life. That was yesterday - doesn't matter. Your old yourself - nobody cares. Only matters - whom you will be today. What you know about self? What you can do? Questions can be unanswered, but can you sleep well. Know yourself, know your limits, fuck limits! You must broke yourself! Until exhaustion. Pain make you stronger, scars everyday routine. You one who wants to prove something here. Your commander here just for you can see enemy in him, because without enemy there is no fight and without fight there is no win! But the true is... your main enemy is you. Yesterday you. You mission is locate enemy, catch up with enemy, surpass the enemy. Became better than him. And go back winner. Because tomorrow - first day of your new life." I try my best. English not my native language.

I love how everyone I've seen watch this video just dies inside they hear "Raised by two moms"

Us:Emma was raised by two moms Russian:Vladimir Putin was raised by two bears.

Ребята вы перегибаете палку с толерантностью ...

Почему мне, русскому человеку стыдно за США?🧐

Tbh at this point I think and feel like Russia is standing for the real American values much more and much better than the US themselves.

Держись, дружище, боюсь, что дальше будет ещё хуже.

I know that I am basically adding insult to injury, but this is the translation of the Russian ad. Obviously not as powerful and motivated as the story of brave copral Emma, but pretty powerful as well. This is the first day of your new life. It doesn't matter what you had been doing yesterday. It doen't matter who you were before. The only thing that matters - is what you will become today. What do you know about yourself? What are your possibilities? The question can remain unanswered, but would you sleep peacefully after all? Are you ready to understand yourself? To understand your limits? To hell those limits, are you ready to break yourself to the point of exhaution? Every day, the pain hardens you and scars is a norm. It's you who decided to prove something to yourself. The commander is here so you can see him as an enemy. Because without an enemy there won't be a battle, and without a battle there won't be a victory. But the real enemy is yourself. The one you had been before. Your task is to locate the enemy, catch up with him, surpass him, become better than him. And return home victorious. Because tomorrow is the first day of your new life. "

Все нормальные мужики США добро пожаловать в Россию.,что у вас происходит????? Куда катится ваша страна???

Шутки-шутками, а вы представьте что такие войска делают со своими пленниками...

Я весь ролик думал :"при чем тут бля*ь армия!!!!???".

the chinese ad: a movie trailer the russian ad: a badass matrix scene the US ad: a ben10 backstory episode

As an American, I have never seen or heard of the US Army ad featured here! When I Googled it, every reference was from May 2021 and not after. This never made it into public distribution because the responses among Americans to it was so criticized that that commercial was killed and buried. The US Army ad was never televised

"We can sleep peacefully at night, because Emma has two moms." - Sun Tzu -

China and Russia: come learn to kick ass!!!! Join the strong team!!!! Discover your strength!!!!! Kill kill kill!!!! US: I have two moms.

Китай-🇨🇳, Россия-🇷🇺, Америка-🏳️‍🌈

Переезжай в Россию, бро - у нас нет всего этого безумия. Это очень грустно - видеть твои эмоции и то, что тебе нельзя выразить их словами из-за возможной реакции вокруг тебя.

Не грусти, мы вас защитим, если что ;)

I sympathize with my American brothers) welcome to Russia 🇷🇺

Friend.Don't get upset.As a person living in Russia, I'll tell you so.My country has been on the verge of destruction many times in its history.And yet she managed to get up and go on, to be strong and beautiful.I believe that America will be the way you love it.So do not give up and be always positive.

Marines: In every Marine, you’ll find a promise… of battles won Army: Lets talk about this person’s personal life for 5 minutes and say pretty much nothing about the military

When I joined the US military in 2005, it was a whole lot different military. We went to kick ass, seek the adrenaline, the alternative rock was playing quite often in our boot camp dorms; when Down with the Sickness came on the playlist, everyone dropped pushing, the entire song. We had devil's face painted on a wall, every time we left our dorm we tapped the writing over our head: "Failure is not an option". And it was totally ok being macho and say f*dup shit in front of everyone, even our females encouraged this behavior ;) I would be scared for my life being in the military now, not the enemy fire or IED, but the woke UCMJ bullshit you will have to deal with and walk on eggshells every day

Добро пожаловать в Россию 🇷🇺👍 welcome to Russia

Я прям прочувствовал всю боль, которую испытал этот человек смотря рекламу армии своей страны.

Американец, Русские с тобой. Присоединяйся к нам делать нормальное общество./ American, Russians are with you. Join us to make a normal society.

Смотрю китайцев и вижу нас, в году так 75-80, не все конечно. Но очеееееень похоже.

I was already cringe dying before you even started watching because I knew what you were about to see. Omg...

Translation of the Chinese ad: 1:05 - Zhao Liang? (The name of the man) - Aye! (到, or Dào, the word used in PLA when answering the superior officer) (It's in a civilian hospital and the soldier, though in civilian clothes, still behaves as he were in the army, which is akward. I guess this scene shows that newly retired veterans may find themsleves hard to adapt to a civilian life) 1:13 - Bai Jiangtao! (A name) - Aye. The narrator says: We are used to answer 'Aye'. - Wang Jie! (A name) - Aye. 1:20 Male voice: The Military Service Retirement Ceremony, starts now. Narrator: An 'Aye' is a promise. [Pause] Male voice: Comrade Army Commander, the preparations for the re-deployment (retirement of veterans and settlement of new recruits) is finished. At your command. Commander: Set off! (Veterans leave the military base) Male Voice: Aye! (Copy!) Narrator: An 'Aye' is a farewell. [Pause] An 'Aye' is a reshaping. 1:43 Male Voice: Naval, Air and Ground, all operation task forces with operational plans... [Meanwhile, the video shows the emblems of PLA Rocket Force, PLA Joint Support Service and PLA Central Theather Command] 2:00 Narrator: An 'Aye' is a charging. 2:13 Narrator: With our lives, we shoulder on our duties. 2:36 Narrator: With our loyalty, we build a great wall. Reforms toughen the military and our march could break through the rainbow. 2:48 Xi Jingping: The history teaches us that, reforming, innovation and advancing with the forwarding age are the expressways for the people's army (PLA) to develop and evolve itself on. The strength of the people's army comes from reforms and innovations, the victory of the people's army comes from reforms and innovations. 3:11 Narrator: Once motherland calls, I would surely answer. Veterans: Were a war broke out, (I would) return (to military service) upon the call/alert. Narrator: Once an 'Aye', ready forever. ('Once an aye' is in homonym with 'ready forever' in Mandarin)(It implies that retired PLA veterans are always ready to serve the country again were there any wars occuring to China) My opnion is, this is not really an ad for recruits but an ad for veterans and the military reform in PLA.

your reaction when she said i was raised by 2 moms loll....i felt very sorry for you

Your reaction says it all. ... It's sad where we've fallen as a civilization. ... This is repeated cyclically with empires and nations, and at first glance it seems that this is now waiting for the US and the EU. ... They let me do a lot of bad things, and now it's coming back like a boomerang. ... Let homosexuals live their lives, but let them not overdo it with propaganda, because there are few of them in the population and they can harm themselves.

Sorry to see you upset :( I agree it's too much tolerance in it. It really looks like not about army, but about tolerance

Yeah bro)) I understand you, my condolences

One more comment won't hurt. In an advertisement about the army, I want to see soldiers in full gear, military equipment, machine guns. As if I'm translating what the advertisement for the Russian army says: The first day of your new life. It doesn't matter what happened yesterday. Nobody cares what you were before. Now what matters is who you will be today. What do you know about yourself? What can you do? Questions may remain unanswered. But how can you sleep peacefully. Know yourself. Get to know your limits. Fuck the boundaries. Are you ready to break yourself? Every day, here the pain hardens. Scars are everyday life. You decided to prove something to yourself. The commander is here for you to see the enemy in him. Because without the enemy there is no struggle. And without a fight there is no victory. But in fact, you are yesterday's main enemy. Your task is to hunt down the enemy. Catch him, surpass him. Become better than him. And come back victorious

when this American video was shown on Russian television, it always seemed to me that it was something fake and that it was just an exaggeration, but it turned out that it was true? as I understand you. YOU are a veteran, and suddenly these pink cartoons our guys would also grab their heads if the Russian army was represented by girls with pigtails

американский ролик что угодно только не реклама вооруженных сил

Не расстраивайся.... ❤❤❤

See the frustration in the eyes of this guy. Genuine frustration, In the next ADs we will see the slogan STOP VIOLENCE DURING WAR!

В американском ролике есть правильная мысль - девочке лучше заниматься балетом и игрой на скрипке.

БРАТАН)) не все у вас такие! уверен!

Надо учить английский язык, хочу понять комментарии этого блогера. Подкупает его искренность. Интересно стало. Стоящий чувак.

Бро согласны с Тобой !!! Чето перебор с Мамами

Мы можем спать спокойно, видя то что у вас происходит в армии 🤭👍

I like old style american military forces - tough and brutal guys with Abrams, Apache and tomahawk missiles, without this tolerance propaganda bullshit. Respect to the US army from Russia. There is no need for us to be enemies.

"It begins in California" - Oh boy, here we go...

Пока есть такие, как ты, которые чтут общечеловеческие ценности, которым противно извращение природы человека, для этого мира не всё потеряно. Респект, бро. 👍🏻

Respect man

Translation for Chinese Military ad: We already used to answer. Once order arrived, is a commitment; Once order arrived, is a sacrifice; Once order arrived, is a reshape; Once order arrived, is an assault; We use our life to support our mission; We use our loyalty to build up the Great Wall; Reforming the great army, hope our journey like a rainbow. "The history had told us, reform and innovation, keep our pace with the times, is the great future of the development of the People's Liberation Army. The power of the PLA comes from reform and innovation; The victory of the PLA comes from reform and innovation." The motherland is calling, I'll be there. Once order arrived, one's life will be there. This is quite a good poem btw, and the whole ad feels like a total movie.

I’m Russian , I like to watch your videos. All the best to you brother

When we all got off the bus, we were all equal... We were all equally nothing until the drill sgts told us were were something. They are training soldiers. Our old ads were more like Russia and China. Pride in country, strength, team work. My son just left for basic. I've been out since 05. I can only imagine what his training will be like compared to mine 😒

Жалко обычных парней ( как автор ) которые видят , что творитсяв стране. Мы такое уже проходили в 90-е года. --- I feel sorry for ordinary guys ( as the author ) who see what is happening in the country. We have already passed this in the 90s.

Ты не понял российский ролик. Он не хочет стать частью "российской машины", он хочет и побеждает своих внутренних врагов и из таких людей и состоит "русская машина"

the look of disbelif on your face during the USA one was absolutely priceless, great video! - greetings from the UK

Обидно за настоящих бойцов армии USA, а я уверен их большая часть, которым приходится служить с не буду говорить кем... Держитесь, то что у вас творится это временно, здравый смысл должен победить...

You are very nice guy)))

emma has 2 moms igor has 2 guns

TY for the video!

Крепись братка заграница вам поможет 😊

На 3-ем видео смеялся до слёз. Но к тебе Брат,моё большое уважение.

а вообще парень самокритичен , молодец

More like a netflix cartoon trailer than a Military Recruitment ad 😂 You definitely have the right reaction on this like

Норм у китайцев как будто трейлер батлы

Youre spitting facts man. I feel for ya

And unbiased and impartial reaction. 👏👏👏👏

As a half russian,i can Said,grandpa would be shaking in the grave seeing the U.S ad