Yeah his hair would have grown by then

Poor rock might be balding by then

that is so relateable i alwasys find a rock that will never have guessed it had a haircut

God would have come by then

@@Messi12292 ??

same. People are weird sometimes

If I told you yesterday that you'd be watching a person give the rock a haircut you wouldn't have believed me. Just goes on to say how impulsive the internet had made us

i like The Rock, hes good man

If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago

@@Harsh-xk9lyif you told me 5 years ago that I would be watching rock asmr, I would’ve probably believed you

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Asmr committing tax fraud is the best one yet

Fr

And to be honest, that's exactly it. It's not about _what_ you're doing. It's about _how_. Haphazard, or controlled? Calm, or chaotic?

@@bluejay3748Tax evasion asmr is more relatable but I guess that’s just me

🤣

Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯

😂😂

@@Kaleb_Scamen 🙏🏻

@@Kaleb_Sc Jit did not have to bring up god. Like let mfs have their own religion/beleifs (Ik i spelled that wrong)

Yeah man 😂 i think the same thing 😅

You’d probably also see the camera and figure it was a weird new internet trend

LOLL

😂😂😂

😰💀

This comment.

i don’t think he ever thought he would get a haircut either

@@teehee5700 i bet he never thought

​@@krotailen8025bruh😂😂😂

This rock just got the haircut of all time

And then me saying hi to you

and then me replying

and then me reading this

and then me hating on you all and being racist online

And then i get put on a government watch list

For real

"I don't think Dwayne has hair to cut bro!"

@@Cazammaftha shi was so unfunny

Shoutou to his barber must not be easy cutting his hair

​@@CazammafThat's how he went bald

😂😂😂

LMAO Cassandra so random 😂

Hahaha You Made My Day😂😂

"dear god"

Alf is Shaving lol

This is a top tier comment. 😂👌🏼

Noice bro 😂

Super comment.

✨🗿

Humbled indeed

booo

@@CazammafJust let him rock on, man, I thought his pun was solid, don't soil this for him

Omg💀💀

This is bound to the rock the boat ifykwim

😂😂😂

600th like :)

@@anubis_atg605 lmao

@@anubis_atg620th like :(

715th

832th

well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them. this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles

⁠​⁠@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples

@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time

@@abogmus8904 Do you understand that you’re saying all women ASMR channels solely do sexual content? What the actual fuck dude

right!

She's his wife now

The guy is probably happier than most of us here in the comments

@@maverickmyu7968damn right

@@maverickmyu7968that’s a hectic thing to say man💀

​@@ilovenanami4569 its true though 😂😆😄😅😀🥹🥺😢😭

This video is one of the videos of all time

​@@UnfortunateAFfr

​@@UnfortunateAF Yah that joke will never be funny.

​@@WitchKing-Of-Angmarok

@@WitchKing-Of-AngmarMove along kiddo.

Stay with us, don't go back to the dark place

I hope you’re staying strong, friend. No matter what - you are loved.

Relapsing into/on what?

​@@userMikeforsure1997into something bad. Does it matter what?

@@zeynepyalm3040 No no... sorry. Youre right.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.

@@FBI-iq4kp It was just a joke 😭

@@FBI-iq4kp fr

@@FBI-iq4kpwhat's wrong with you

Same, it’s 6 am right now, I’ve been awake for the last 3 hours. Have work in 1 hour and…. I’m watching this rock get a haircut 😂

@@Erica937.Rock is balder then ever

no regerts

Same here at 1AM almost 2AM lol

I kinda feel bad for that blade lol

woah thats such a cool thought.. now i want that too !!

​@@bleepbloop311i am rock

🗿

Boy do I have a religion for you (Shinto)

Isn’t that just a turtle?

Sad ending :(

The End ☠️

Period❣️🙏🏻

Quote was the other way around btw

@@Jeff-lo4udright it doesn’t make sense 😭

“It’s not just a boulder it’s a rock!!”-Spongebob Squarepants quote ❤😂

"Its not just a boulder, It's Iraq!" - Spongebob

UK, right? Usually rocks have a look of half relaxed, have ready to end it all

he's really feeling it

who says it's a he??

​​@@hel9292i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"

@@hel9292who says it’s an it? 🤨

Yeah I agree great sounds

fellow connoisseurs

6:28 wrong.

​@@Blargo245LOL

Mission accomplished, thanks Mike!

Legend respecting legend

And I'm here too

What exactly is no headphone sounds?

Ah so this rock is getting elegant for his medical check with Dr Andrew Michaels. Now everything makes sense 🤔

A boosie fade I'm fkin ded 😂😂💀

There was no razor in the handle but i dont doubt that the metal part of the handle is very scraped up after that

I just wanted to say, keep going and get well soon!

This comment section is so wholesome ISTG

Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.

@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 I almost choked on the water I was slipping when reading this comment.

@@CruzingAroundTheBlock I suppose you had a good time. Next time, make sure to let those thoughts sink in first before you drown lmao.

hey man, you never know; that rock could very well stick around in the house/yard to come back for another cut in the future

Good one 😅😂

This pun rocks.

Sedementary sedentary

so is this. ​@@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan

how *stoned* were you when typing this?

The absolute giga chad

S s ère w

pun intended on "this rocks"

ba dum tsss

@@kokobeanuwhen you translate your comment into english it becomes “ssssssssssss”

😂😂😂

but girls think haircut a rock is borin n nerdy n such a joke tho

same😂

So touching ❤️😢

Better writing than my English teacher 💔😔

Dude... i was just thinking the same... xD you described what was in my mind on point😂❤🎉

This sounds like something you'd see in a jeaney collects video

Bro its 4 in the morning here and i gotta do a driving test in like 6 hours, but instead im watching the rock get a haircut 💀

Thanks

This was entertaining

go check go chech ASMR tiny if you like original ASMR

Another pretty original creator is Angelica, one time she literally helped a smurf give birth....

"Made In France ASMR" It's the most original thing I've ever seen.

​@@V4lENzzz.💀

quite hard to find a simple asmr when the top results always rp asmr

And, you just read my mind. If i was that neighbor, i would probably wonder if this dude was okay.

Next level landscaping

W comment

@@realta.reborn W reply

​@@BunnyDudette.overall W

Nope. There was another time when hanma yuujiro's scissors beat the crap outta Baki's rock

@@josephalbert2180 Shhh, I haven’t watched the anime yet, no spoilers. 😮‍💨

Exactly!😂😂

Rock and Stone!

​@@TapeStixxyTo those about to rock and stone... We salute you!

Rock and stone!!!

Deep rock galactic 😂😂😂

To the bone.

Well also it having no continuous and having no idea that it would be famous with new stylish hair.

This makes me want to date the rock as a geoscientist. Which is funny bc that rock gets a fresh cut and then gets a date!!! ha

Alex eubanks?

i was thinking the same lol

Hi

Hey

How r u

My name is ok

Im giving u attention

🥁

I think we're at the edge of the universe when ya start to watch stuff like this.

I FUCKING HATE IT SO BAD!! Accidentally clicked on this, skipped ahead a bit and only heard one second of the scraping and now I have been cringing in a panicked state for over 15 minutes.. I can't understand how a sound can do that but it doesn't fucking go away from my head!!! It feels like my mouth is full of rocks and I'm chewing on them or something. Sounds concerning stones are the only thing that does it to me. And no it's not a slight displeasure, it's a full blown anxiety attack that is so visceral I don't know what to do!!!!!

Same