*dont you just hate it when someone cracks open your eye to have a cold one*

I want, scratch that, I NEED a full version

"Whats weird and comfortable at same time" How jack explains:

0:05 why is this part so cute tho😭

Is no one gonna mention how smooth that first line is?

Jack stauber looks like he gives good hugs

For those who don’t know: This is basically a song about a girl who committed suicide “baby flatline” is saying she died in the incident “there’s no time to do it too” is saying that she called and the did not answer so she just committed suicide “hoarder of quarters” means how much quarters she needed to call the suicide number but they never picked up “I can take (something about an eye and open idk)” is referring to bc she had depression she was drinking a lot and blacked out a lot “I can sense that someone will die and I hate hoping” is saying that he knows her wife will commit suicide but he hates thinking about when “someday I will go back outside and see her ok” is meaning this song was made after her death and after all if it the suicide number finally called back but she was already dead that’s also why every verse you hear a gun shot so she used a gun and it’s why you can hear her scream at 0:22 👇 if this helped this took alot of time

Благодаря его творчеству можно понять, что искусство никогда не умрëт. песня звучит прекрасно столько лет, а новые комментарии появляются каждый час.

everybody gangsta until jack opens his *drinking eye*

I swear jack looks like looks like a mix between a lumberjack and an anime character with that hair

Are we not gonna talk about how criminally short this is

This man manages to make me feel sad, angrily distress, and gives my teary eyes

Jack Stauber looks like that fun uncle who gives you presents every time he visits

Jack Stauber and Bill Wurtz are the gods of weird animation and catchy music

The look on his face at the end just makes me wanna cry 😢

The fact that it was uploaded on my birthday makes it better :>

Jack please don’t lose your messy hair, it’s amazing

We need FULL VERSIONS of your songs Jack

Oh I love it!! I play this every day, for 4 years now. Or maybe 6, I can't remember

This song is now stuck in my head thats my problem i cant sleep very good of that video

Only Jack Stauber could pull off that voice crack on ‘cry’

all i want is him to collab with bill wurtz ... imagine the level of fever dream nonsense music they could create together !!

I LOVE your songs they are amazing like I’ve listened to all of them (literally 🤠)

Jack Stauber is a genius!!!

My one problem with Jack is that his songs are so catchy that they get stuck in your head, but so good that listening to them over and over doesn't wear out their catchiness, so they'll never come out of your head

I need this as a full song omg I’m obsessed with it

I love the creepy vibe, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ❤

if you all don’t know the meaning, it’s about a woman calling the suicide hotline, but they kept putting her on hold. So she just committed it… then the ring at the end is them calling her after she had killed herself

jack stauber: exists sleepykinq: *heavy breathing*

jack is so underrated because he does all the editing, animation, singing and so much more for all of his songs

This gives me chills fr🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯💯

This is well edited for 2019

I can't express how much I need a hug from this man

*_Why are your videos always satisfying to watch?_*

The look at the end hits hard...

why am I addicted to this song so good

*someone calls me* Them: hello- Me: *b a b y h o t l i n e*

You don’t need to understand it. You need to _feel_ it.

We NEED a extended version of this I sweet I have listened to this on repeat like 1000 times

I’ve listen to this about 5 times in a row

Why is this so cute but so dark and gruesome

The perfect man dosent exi-

As stated above, Baby Hotline has become Jack's most famous extended song in views and streams. Baby Hotline is also Jack's most viewed music video and overall UKposts video of 2019. Baby Hotline was Jack Stauber's first video and public song of 2019. The extended version of Baby Hotline was Jack's longest song of 2019. Baby Hotline was teased on Plopscotch the same day of the original upload, which shows a behind the scenes photo of the clay hand with heads attached to it, seen in the music video during the "no boundary boredom-dom" lyrics. The lyrics of the song featured during the scene would also be the captions of the Plopscotch teaser post. Baby Hotline holds the records of the shortest a micropop has taken for an extended version to be created, being finished and uploaded only 20 days after the original upload of the music video. This also marks the first and currently only time a micropop was extended in the same month and year it was uploaded in, do so in January 2019. Baby Hotline was the first time an extended song played out the entirety of the original song without any form of new intro or starter. The only extended songs to later do this style were the extended versions of Those Eggs Aren't Dippy, Out the Ox, and Keyman. It is also the only song on the EP to do this intro format and not have a new intro or starter. The cover and promo video for the Telephone EP are based off this song, with it being the opening track of the EP. As stated above, there are a lot of hidden Jack Stauber faces hidden throughout the music video, which can be seen when pausing and examining the music video with each few frames. While the official meaning and story of the song has not been confirmed by Jack, the most popular theory about Baby Hotline from most fans is that the song is about a woman calling the suicide hotline, specifically from a payphone, with "baby hotline" being a metaphor for said hotline. The song is being sung from the perspective of both the woman calling said hotline and the responder on the other side of the phone. Hotline Caller: The beginning of the song portrays the singer wanting to call the hotline and be "close to it", but the responder does not take them seriously with them always getting a flatline and them believing the responder sees them as a "hoarder of quarters" with no "boundary boredom". They continue to be put "on hold" as their line gets "cold". However, they continue to call the hotline and get a response, as heard in spoken dialogue "No, uh, I'll try again". They eventually sing about feeling numb and burning with haste after continuously calling the hotline, and how doing so was eventually just a waste. Verse 4 eventually plays out the woman's mindset as she prepares to commit suicide where she claims she's been "dead", her thinking is "bent", and how she eventually decides to "wrap the troubles" and feels good from doing so and now she doesn't have to stay and think about "it" anymore. The outro seems to be the woman right before her suicide, repeating manically that she hates hoping before the song ends with the phone ringing out. The clapping in the background seems to also represent the end of her life in a similar fashion to how people clap at the end of movies. Hotline Responder: While the woman caller is the main character of the song, the "baby hotline" responder's perspective is portrayed in select segments of the song. Verse 2 portrays the responder's view on the suicide victim. They claim there was no flatline and only then ask what they were scared about. After the woman commits suicide and "sits by and feels the wind", they simply say they at least called her the "hoarder of quarters" with no "boundary boredom", as speculated by the woman caller earlier. Verse 3 seems to then represent the responder attempting to help the victim, such as recommending a sunbath. Eventually, they just say nevermind to their "sight" and they just run and hide from them. At the end of the song, the after the woman likely commits suicide, the phone ringing fading out seems to represent the responder attempting to call them back again after multiple failed attempts from the woman, but being too late. Both/Other: The chorus has been under debate whether it is from the caller or the responder's point of view. However, there are also theories that the chorus is back and forth from them. The responder claims her "drinking eye" has never opened, to which the woman responds she insists someone will die and she hates hoping, which is later sung by her at the end of the song. Fans also speculate that the "someone" who could die is the woman herself due to her suicidal thoughts. The responder then claims that they wish the pills, likely antidepressants, will let her cry and that he doesn't like coping. The responder then says that they hope they will be able to go outside and see the woman okay from her mental state. Some fans also theorize that "baby hotline" being a metaphor for the suicide hotline is represented in the term "baby", representing that the woman calling the hotline is being perceived as weak and fragile by the responder, like an actual baby.

This is a masterpiece

Billie Eyelash: My videos are the weirdest Jack Stauber: *Hold my clay*

Jack Stauber: **uploads** Animation memes: It's free real estate

I love how Jack does this on such a unique way

Jack stauber looks like he knows a bunch about crime,murder,and horror

dAMN please make an extended version!! what a bop

I've got a theory that this song is about someone calling a suicide hotline because of a broken relationship.

I don’t know what to say but this is just a MASTERPIECE!

This song lives in my head rent free

These are so great. Going for a ride on an artist’s brain.

Jack’s voice crack on “cry” kills me every time. It sounds desperate and lonely and its my favorite part of this song, even if it is a bit bittersweet

0:22 gave chills

poor jack, he really didnt deserved it, you see how sad he is at the very end hope he is okay

Jack stauber looks like he'd be a chemistry teacher!

I really want the extended version of this song

Me encanta me recuerda a cuando miraba los edits q le asían ✨

I've listened to this for 10 hours once.

we need an album that has all the short songs on it

0:22 is the best part, nobody can say otherwise

The second half is perfect. Well fucking done dude

I love how he said close to you is sounded so nice I hope he is still alive

Imagine dying and seeing “created by jack stauber”

i missed this magical music making beard god

I like the "and see her ok" part

bro after 5 years this song is still so hauntingly good

i absolutely love the _dudu dun dun_ _dudu dun dun_ -rhytm in the beginning

Physically seeing you is always so shocking and fascinating, this reminder that you are a real person behind these lovely oddities.

Jack, let me tell you something, when you lose a member of a family, your sad, and when ur sad you have problems, so find a new life make yourself at home, just to know, she's always with you in ur heart and as a spirit. Jack, don't EVER give up, because you know when to shine♥

why this is so awesome and so short. im about every video

i dont know why but this guy has everything, hes cute, hes talented, he can produce and compose, im feeling pretty useless tho

hey dad thanks for that extended version it was pretty cool

jack:creates a song Gagofgreen:ama make a object show intro outta this

a legendary song

He’s that one fun uncle you’re always excited to see

Do you think Jack just knows when he’s about to drop a banger?

Jack looks like a fun guy who gives you candy

I have never met Jack, but I miss him. Cannot explain it.

Holy shit that second half is really good, need extended version please.

I don’t know why, but his little shoulder shrug/movement with the “I hate hoping” part is really calming in a way. If that even makes sense I just really like it.

It's on loop, I'm addicted. Why?

This is the first time I’ve seen your face AND YOUR SO PRETTYYYYY

The thing I love about Jack's music and animations is that you can never really tell if they're just silly, random, and disturbing for shits and giggles, or if there's actually some deeper meaning behind them. Regardless, they're always engaging.

Even tho this song is dark, I still listen to it.

every video you have feels like a fever dream

You are one of the better artists who display their work on UKposts. Always so expressive and original.

Theory: _Jack be calling._

Jack Stauber music is perfect.

i love this song

Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flat-line Still time to do it too (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time Chow down to earth but in your head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dum Boundary boredom I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will go back outside And see her okay

Jack stauber looks like a nice uncle that makes songs like these❤

We need a 3 minute version of this.

my stab at the lyrics: Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flatline Still time to do it too Baby snack time Chow down to earth but hold your head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom No boundary boredom I contend that your drinking eye Has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate moping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate hoping Someday I will go back outside And see her ok

Can you make an extended version? I am dying since this is so short.

The way that Jack bobbed his head catches me off guard 😂

MASTERPIECE

I hate it when my eye spontaneously combusts.

Jack why do you look exactly like my uncle I have questions Is this what my uncle doing upstairs all day on Saturday