"But i dont know why they are dressed as a pot plant and a bull" IM DEAD

"then [thing] turns into a woman." Bad Apple in a nutshell.

I want someone to animate over this without having seen the actual animation.

I’m genuinely impressed that he has managed to keep the rhyming scheme AND completely change the words.

🎶 *but she's got ADHD, and forgot to take her pills* 🎶

I like the part where he said,”Now there’s a woman”

"Look at me I've got a sword" "Now I'll point it over there" Truly a lyrical masterpiece.

Truly one of the covers in history. The lyrics are sung, the music is playing, the rhythm is there. This song has a certain quality

" A woman with a fan and she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air, but it's actually a boat" Biggest plot twist I've ever seen

So, basically, everything just turns into a woman.

The funny thing about these lyrics is they're much closer to the writing in touhou games than the original lyrics

The fact that he's British makes this way funnier than it should be

Anything: exists TouHou: I diagnose you with *woman*

Bad Apple but you don't know who is this Touhou guy that everyone is talking about

my friend used to listen to this, and i remember how she used to show to me and sing this during class and laughing. she took her own life recently, and i came back to this video. i'll forever miss you. the world isnt the same without you in it, nc.

One day, about a year ago, this popped up in my recommended section on the UKposts homepage. Curious, I clicked it, and discovered this song, which practically changed me. It was my introduction to Bad Apple - which is still my favourite song - and TouHou overall, and I always think, 'I don't know where I would be right now if I hadn't found Bad Apple"! Thank you

YingYang is a powerful statement about good and evil Singer: _swirly dot_

"...but the girl got ADHD and forgot to take her pills" *normal pills intensifies*

this was my first exposure to bad apple. now, whenever i listen to any other version-including the original-i hear these lyrics in my head. thank you. edit: as a girl with adhd, i can confirm that when i forget to take my pills, my dolls *do* come to life! very accurate lyrics, 10/10.

"Is it my turn now?" "Better spin round quickly" "Going to skip past the next girl, 'cause she's too boring" *Those lines caught me out of guard*

The British accent gives it a whole new layer of magical I didn't know I had been asking for.

"Maybe, but she got a cup of tea Oh my gosh she dropped" *A British guy*

I swore this cover was just some weird fever dream I had and the only reason I remembered it was from the verse "and she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun"... but it was real this whole time. Wtf.

"Suddenly the Shard becomes a flamingo" 💀💀💀💅💅💅

Thanos: "Reality can be whatever I want" TouHou: "Objects can be any woman I want"

“And the droplet is a girl with a creepy little doll. But she’s got ADHD and forgot to take her pills” I FEEL CALLED OUT

Imagine how long it took to make all the lyrics and make it perfect

I choked on: *_“Going to skip past the next girl ‘cause she’s too boring!”_*

The storyline of Touhou 8, summed up in four sentences: "There's a funny glowing ball," "And I wonder what it is." "Doesn't want to shake my hand..." "... Well I'm so offended now..." _bullet spam noises_

"There's a funny glowing ball" "And I wonder what it is" "Doesn't want to shake my hand" *"well I'm so offended now"*

I have ADHD. It does indeed make all your creepy dolls fall if you don't take the pills

after that, my life will not be the same after I read the subtitles.

Therapist: All dreams have meaning Dreams: And there's suddenly a tree-

10 questions scientist can't answer: "Is is it Batman?"

"wave a massive sword" "at a tadpole in the sky" It's so random and funny a tons of different way.

"There's a bright glowing ball in the sky, it doesn't want to shake my hand, well I'm so offended now.... 😢" got me lol

"Unconvincing eye is a girl's umbrella" is a so much better title for Bad Apple than Bad Apple ever was.

smol brain: yin yang symbol big brain: *swirly dot*

This parody is stuck into my head every single time i think of bad apple now. Thanks dude. It's been 3 years.

And this girl is sulking too. But she's having second thoughts. And she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun. ...isn't that just how Kaguya's backstory goes anyways?

this whole song is basically “and it turns into a girl”

“And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe” *I LOVE THESE LYRICS THEY’RE SO CREATIVE*

And the droplet is a girl with a creepy little doll but she's got ADHD, and forgot to take her pills. Now the doll has got away and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace, and falls into the sea

This version of Bad Apple is living rent free in my head since I found it

"She's got a cup of tea... Oh my gosh she's dropped it" The most British thing in this video.

Me when my english teacher tells me to find the meaning of a song:

LYRICS: Drop and apple core And it turns into a woman Then she waves her arms Tells you off for dropping litter Now she’s got some flappy wings Is it batman? Maybe, but she’s got a cup of tea Oh my gosh, she’s dropped it Suddenly the shard’s a flamenco dancer Saying “come and ‘ave a go” But look out she’s got a dagger And she nearly had that poor woman’s eye out All she really wanted was to show off her christmas lanterns Wave a massive sword At a tadpole in the sky But it swims out of the way Well in that case, nevermind And there’s suddenly a tree And a woman with a fan And she flaps it up and down At a petal in the air But it’s actually a boat And a woman in the boat Has a bloody massive scythe The grim reaper in a dress Now it cuts the screen in half Aren’t those earrings really big? Look at me I’ve got a sword! Now I’ll point it over there And this girl is so depressed That she set her wrists on fire And its going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair But at least we’re nice and warm And I think this girl agrees But I don’t know why they’re dressed As a pot plant and a bull There’s a funny glowing ball And I wonder what it is Doesn’t want to shake my hand Well, I’m so offended now And this girl is sulking too But she’s having second thoughts And she wishes that she’d gone To the party on the sun - Look at all the leaves Sweep them up now Wait a minute Maybe if i smoke this one It will make me dizzy And I’m dancing like a dad in a disco And a tiny wizard’s come to pose like off Charlie’s Angels Unconvincing eye is a girl’s umbrella Would you like to see a trick? Just like David bloody copperfield Is it my turn now? Better spin ‘round quickly Going to skip right past the next girl ‘Cause she’s too boring Badly fitting wings Write a letter of complaint But the pen runs out of ink So she throws it like a dart And a viking takes a drink From a sort of violin But some bugger drank the rest And there’s hardy any left And the droplet is a girl With a creepy little doll But she’s got ADHD And forgot to take her pills Now the doll has got away And she’s running for a bus But she trips over a shoelace And falls into the sea And it’s really windy now This umbrella’s gonna break But it’s really not the wind There’s a magnet over there The Grim Reaper’s back again But this time she’s got a hat And if you don’t think it suits her She’ll chop of both your legs Something’s dripping off her scythe And it makes a massive splosh And it’s woken up a girl Who was sleeping in the pond Someone in a witches’ hat Who is hanging like a bat Reaches over to the pond girl And makes a swirly dot

When I saw this video I didn’t read the title and I never before heard of bad apple, so when I watched it I thought this was the original audio

"But she's got ADHD and forgot to take her pills" That was the best line I ever heard

The light ball: *doesn't want to shake the girls hand* The girl: And i took that personally.

I like how the entire thing just turns into a fever dream when it's put literally "But it's actually a boat"

Im pleasently surprised and dissapointed that i was recommended this 2 years late

This reminds me of when a 3rd grade student writes a sentence and doesn’t stop it at the right time

“She’s running for the bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into sea’ *Top 10 saddest anime deaths*

this is unironically one of the best versions of Bad Apple ever and I love it.!

0:01 Witch girl (Marisa) (Second Protagonist) 0:13 Apple core women (Patchouli Knowledge) (TH6/Stage 4 Boss) 0:21 Batman girl? (Remilia Scarlet) (TH6/Final Boss) 0:30 A Flamenco Girl (Sakuya Izayoi) (TH6/Stage 5 Boss) 0:35 Christmast lantern girl (Flandre Scarlet) (TH6/ Extra Boss) 0:42 Massive Sword (Roukanken) (TH7/Stage 5 Weapon's boss) 0:42 (Youmu Konpaku) (TH7/Stage 5 Boss) 0:44 Tadpole in sky (Actually Phantom called Myon) (TH7/Stage 5 Half side of Boss) 0:48 A Sudden Tree (Saigyou Ayakashi) (TH7/Final Boss should i say?) 0:50 A Women with a fan (Yuyuko Saigyouzi) (TH7/Final Boss) 0:57 A Women in the boat (Komachi Onozuka (Grim Reaper yes) (TH9/15th boss) 1:04 Earrings lady (Yes screen were cut in half because her ability to control black and white, right and wrong) (Eiki Shiki : Yamaxanadu) (TH9/Final Boss) 1:09 Depressed girl (Immortal Depressed girl : Fujiwara No Mokou) (TH8/Extra Boss) 1:17 Pot girl (Keine Kamishirasawa Half Human) (TH8/Stage 3 Boss) 1:20 Bull girl (Keine Kamishirasawa Half Hakutaku) (TH8/ EXtra Stage MidBoss) (She is a yokai with difference personality, and two of them were had reversed ability) 1:23 Funny Glowing Ball (Fake Moon perhaps?) (TH8/Main lore : Eirin's Spell) 1:25 A Wonderous girl (Eirin Yagokoro) (Yes she is one of Lunar Goddess) (TH8/Final A Boss) 1:28 Eirin's Past (She rebelled her own Lunarian group and murdered them, causing her to stay on the earth protecting Lady Kaguya Sama) 1:30 Sulking girl (Kaguya Houraisan) (TH8/Final B Boss) (She is also one of previous Lunarian, but since she drank Immortal elixir she got expelled out from Lunarian) 1:39 Prismriver Sister ( A Poltergeist made by Layla Prismriver before she pass away) 1:41 Lunasa Prismriver 1:42 Merlin Prismriver 1:43 Lyrica Prismriver (TH7/Stage 4 Bosses) 1:44 Chen (Cat Youkai and a Shikigami of Ran Yakumo) (TH7/Stage 2 Boss and EXtra Mid Boss) 1:45 Ran Yakumo (Fox Youkai and a Shikigami of Yukari Yakumo) (TH7/ EXtra Boss and PHantasm Midboss) 1:46 Tewi Inaba (Perhaps she is one of great Inaba of the earth, Japanese legend of Rabbit) (TH8/ Stage 5 Midboss and 11th boss of TH9) 1:47 Reisen Udongein Inaba (Unlike Tewi that from earth, she was basically Lunar Rabbit, but she escaped from war and goes to the earth, and for now she worked for Eirin in Eientei) (TH8/ Stage 5 Boss) 1:50 Momiji Inubashiri ( A Dog Tengu) 1:53 Sweepin' Lady (Sanae Kochiya) (TH10/Stage 5 Boss) 1:56 Dizzy Girl (Hina Kagiyama [Misfortune Goddess]) (TH10/ Stage 2 Boss) 1:59 Dancing Lady (Kanako Yasaka, Mountain,Wind And Rain Goddess) (TH10/Final Boss) 2:01 Tiny Wizard Girl (Suwako Moriya,Earth and Native Goddess) (TH10/EXtra Boss) 2:05 Gap 2:06 Gap Ha- I mean Umbrella girl (Yukari Yakumo) (TH7/PHantasm boss and master of Ran and Chen) 2:16 Boring girl (Tenshi Hinanawi) (TH10.5/Final Boss) 2:20 Badly fitting wings girl (Aya Shameimaru) (TH10/ Stage 4 Boss) 2:26 Viking girl (She is an Oni you goddamn Japanese Goblin Enjoyer!: Suika Ibuki) (TH7.5/ Final Boss) 2:34 Girl with a creepy doll (Alice Margatroid and Shanghai) (TH7/Stage 3 Boss) 2:39 The doll is got away (Nitori Kawashiro) (TH10/ Stage 3 Boss) 2:41(Sadly no buses, wanna enjoy Yakumo Express instead?) 2:48 Umbrella Girl 2.0 (Yuuka Kazami) (TH9/ 14th boss) 2:55 Grim Reaper? 2.0 (Elly:This music is her stage remix, poor Elly, and no she is just a gatekeeper) (TH4/Stage 3 Boss) 3:04 A Girl sleeping in the pond (PC98Reimu Hakurei) [It kinda reminded me with DiPP when there is a shrine maiden in middle of pond while raining....] (TH4/Stage 4A Boss) 3:08 Witch girl but young (PC98 Marisa Kirisame) (TH4/Stage 4B Boss) 3:14 It's quite awesome how they made this animation, furthermore YinYang balls in TH PC98 Is Purple and Red is making this special to me)

My friend: "I had a dream that my crush kissed me" My dreams: Now the doll has got away, and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into the sea

“Doesn’t want to shake my hand…well I’m so offended now” will forever be one of the most iconic song lyrics in meme history

the singing is unironically fire though

"the paty on the sun" drunkest lyrics ive heard ever.

"Now the doll has got away and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into a sea" Clearly that's an intriguing masterpiece of a story I want to see unfold

English teacher: What did the author mean by "he sat down"? Me: He sat down? The teacher:

favourite British narrator

this is the first video of bad apple I ever listened to, and now any time I hear the original, I just hear these lyrics instead of the actual lyrics.

“But she’s got ADHD and forgot to take her pills” Best line

planting a sapling in minecraft: *and theres suddenly a tree*

3:17 i just want to thank everybody who made timed comments for allowing me to listen to this with such insightful commentary. Have a nice day.

a variation of bad apple we never knew we needed

“We’ll skip the next girl she’s too boring.” Damn, they did her badly.

"Now she's got a cup of tea, oh my gosh she's dropped it" I think the British accent makes that so much better

"But some bugger drank the rest, and theres hardly any left" I CANT HELP 😂😂😂

"and she nearly got that poor woman's eye out" "all she really wanted was to show off her christmas lanterns"

"Maybe, but she’s got a cup of tea ...oh my gosh, she’s dropped it" sounds like a thing a british person would say

Samee it's very annoying when a funny glowing ball doesn't want to shake your hand😭

“But she’s got adhd and forgot to take her pills” 💀

my adhd kicks so hard that i sometimes think i was sleeping

These are the actual lyrics, you can’t tell me otherwise

“Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman.” What lesson did we learn today kids? Litter. You’ll get lots of women. Edit: Damn. I'm not gonna say something like thank you for all the likes because I know people find it annoying. What I will say is that it's sorta hard to believe that 3000 people found me funny.

Im furious,this was recommended to me 3 years late

A beautiful story was told here

Why is it that I like songs that just describe their music video more than I like the actual song itself?

“And she wishes she had gone to the party on the sun” Missing a day of school be like:

"But she has got adhd and forgor to take her pills" 😢 that felt personal

that "oh my gosh, shes dropped it!" was personal

"Wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky but it swims out of the way, W E L L I N T H A T C A S E N E V E R M I N D"

I’m not mad UKposts. I’m just disappointed that this was recommended 5 months late.

“It is really windy now this umbrella is gonna break but its not really the wind there’s a magnet over there”

Help this is so dam funny I keep laughing listening to it. The voice and the music synchronise together so well!!

"And this girl is so depressed that she sets fire on her wrist" Literal lyrics but somehow it almost accurate to the story

This video instantly becomes better when you hear the original and know what it’s about

all dreams have meaning… my dreams:

How have I only just now found this video

The Britishness oozing from this is making me smile.

I'm surprised that this one took 11 years until someone made this masterpiece.

"and its woken up a girl who was sleeping in the pond" kinda describes where i sleep when i tell my mother she's adopted

"And this girl is so depressed, so she set her wrist on fire, and its going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair." WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?

"It doesn't want to shake my hand,I feel so offended now" Me too,kid

british people narrating an anime be like

I like how half of this sort of rhymes and half of it is not even close

"There's a funny flying ball" "and I wonder what it is" "Doesn't want to shake my hand" "...well I'm so offended now"