Jackson OhDon’tHurtMe

“Bro, your virginity.” “What about it, bro?” *Get rid of it, bro.*

That shoe-throwing “prank” pissed me off. My father’s friend’s father (ok, it’s complicated 😅) lost vision in one eye and almost died with his whole family because one person in a bus in front of their car on a highway threw a glass coke bottle from the window. The bottle hit the windscreen and he somehow managed to stop the car but a piece of glass permanently injured his eye.

years ago, someone in my town died trying to jump into the water like that. the only reason that guy could do this without breaking his neck is because this is 100% scripted and preplanned. they knew where it was safe to jump. don't try this at home, folks!

“Bro, your kidney” “What about it?” “g e t r i d o f i t”

Life hack: When you’re stuck in a desert and are dying of thirst, just yell “you’re on fire, bro” and you’ll instantly find the nearest body of water

A lot of these challenges seem like intrusive thoughts someone would have on a regular basis instead of well thought out, clever challenges.

that "you're on fire, bro" prank feels like something mordecai and rigby would've done to each other lmao

Hey dude you're on water * jumps in fire pit *

"There's a spider on your back bro!" *takes off pants* ??????

This is embarrassing to admit as an Australian but they’re actually Australians

As someone with social anxiety it is absolutely wild to me how confident these guys are in public

Guy: You got virginity? Girl: yeah? Guy: *get rid of it*

therapist: "what's that?" me: [sadly] "depression" therapist: [comfortingly] "just get rid of it"

i would actually disagree about the "this isn't hurting anyone" thing. that "there's a spider" one is in a full coffee shop, and sure they could've told the shop they were going to do that, but people RAN out of there after he started screaming and getting naked, and personally that would've been incredibly triggering to experience, on top of the whole they wouldve gotten kicked out immediately if he said that to the room

Danny always had such clean humor vibes and it’s really weird to hear him say “blowjob” 80 times-

Child: *is born* Doctor: “gEt RiD oF iT”

"I would require a LOT of convincing to get naked in a Starbucks" - Danny Gonzalez

I know I'm coming back to this years later, but he really should have sold "birth certificates" on his merch store that had him and the nutcracker as the parents and the baby name being Greg. What a beautiful and confusing thing to have framed on your wall. But I know people would have bought it.

5:13 - SPLOOSH! (Best Danny sound ever. Closely followed by hissed "What do you want" in Danny and Drew's fan fiction reading....)

"Hey, bro! What's that you got there?" "My dignity." " *Get rid of it.* "

Is that your wife? “Yeah.” *GeT riD oF iT* **throws wife into the busy street**

Those poor bystanders. Can you imagine just doing your thing. And then some weirdo screams and strip naked. Those poor people are scared for life.

The "Get Rid Of It Challenge" is real and it ruined my life... That's how I lost my newborn son...

Everyone in that Starbucks looked like they were in a hostage situation

“You’re on fire brOo,” “No,” “Yeah,” “Ok,” *SPloOoSh*

"These pranks aren't hurting anyone" Say that to the people who had their windshield knocked out by sneakers.

"These pranks aren't hurting anybody-" Wait a minute....we never saw the ending of the clip with the dog.

It's been a year and I still can't get over *"splOoSh"*

"Get Rid Of It" is the new "Stop That"

Every time I watch another UKpostsr cover Jackson o’ Doherty, I always come back to this one bc I cannot hear anyone pronounce it as well as you

I feel like Laura would be very confused when he just randomly yells strange sentences 😂

"yo bro is that ur newborn child?" "Yeah bro why" " *Get rid of it* " " Gee bro I hate u" (Throws the baby out the window at a car)

I like how "Greg" is a group, a person, and an adjective all at the same time

13:45 the people who’re about to come in the store and immediately run for their lives when they seem him. that actually made me laugh

at 14:47 this dude is literally telling his friend to jump off a bridge. if you look at the bg the water is very, very far below them. wtf

There’s one way to explain all of this: They’re not challenges, they’re hypnosis trigger words.

“There’s a spider on you” “No there’s not” “There’s a spider on you” *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEAEAEAEEEEAEEE*

one time my friend who watches these guys told me to "straight arm" a glass of water and he had no idea how to respond when i just said "no"

Danny, please make “I wanna keep my shoes” into a song.

“Bro who’s your wife?” “Uh Michelle? You where at my w-” *Hands gun* “Get rid of it, bro” “Bro pl-“ *”Get. Rid. Of. It.”*

"Oh, that's your friend? Get rid of him." *sniffles* "Okay..." *STABS* *"DUDE WHAT THE FU-"*

The challenges where the strip isn't just weird but I'm pretty sure can get them arrested. Isn't streaking like, illegal? And if not they have definitely scarred some kids for life

10:04 he doesn’t even sound like he’s joking, like he’s genuinely upset with that dog

Girl:”I’m pregnant!” Guy:”Get rid of it.” Girl:Ah you got me there!”

I feel like Danny is the type of person who would immediately notice if he was in a simulation. Or a dream. He has this weird attention to detail and whenever something's even slightly off, he's like "this must be fake"

"we have christin and this other dude....." bro thats YBN Cordae lmfaooooo

not only is danny funny cuz of his dry humor and sarcasim hes also an amazing actor

“They teach that in second grade” 1 graders be like: 👁 👁 👅 🗑

is nobody going to talk about how scared everyone was in that starbucks?

Life: Whats that? Teenagers: Mental health? Life: Get rid of it

At 7 mins when that guy was “ on fire” he could have just poured the glass of water on himself

"Bro, your single status?" "What about it bro" *pulls out ring* "Get rid of it bro" *tears up* "Bro..."

Fun fact: piercers often refuse to put hoops into a fresh piercing, meaning he likely already had the piercing

10:03 "It's your dog too!" "Yeah, I *fucking hate it* "

why is it always the wierd things being shouted when my parents walk in?

*In a plane* “You’re on fire bro”

They must get banned from alot of places

I love the fact that he co-parents with the little nutcracker guy.

"At the end of the day these pranks aren't hurting anyone" "Man gets 10 years in jaill for public indecency"

"These pranks aren't hurting anybody" *flashes back to a few minutes ago where they could have caused a car accident with shoe throwing*

Danny: speaking The nutcracker in the back: 🙂

0:20 in Ireland it would be more like, “oh-doch-rah-tee”

5:13 Why is that Sploosh so satisfying though

“you’re on fire bro” *jumps into shark infested waters* “you’re trash” *jumps into garbage compactor*

"is that your four month old son?' "yeah" *"GET RID OF IT"*

My friends and I played these games in high school. Our penalty for not doing the thing was pushups. You would alwyas forget you were party of a game until someone reminded you.

4:35 The trash one is actually very dangerous, if one accidently gets struck by a blade, glass shards, or syringe, they can get infected, get bad lacerations, or given drugs (least likely but still a possibility). It can actually be very risky if you aren't careful.

“Yo bro, bro your balls bro. _Get rid of it_ ” “Bro you guys are soooo crazy dude.” *Cuts off balls*

"At the end of the day, they aren't hurting anyone." *Throwing shoes into traffic, chasing people with only underwear, and streaking in a crowded area*

Danny is the ultimate commenter, he literally judged himself.

9:20 amazing pause time, love this frame

I want a ten hour video with you saying SPLOOSH

*me and my brother at Niagara falls* Me: dude you're on fire Bro: I hate you *dies from hitting Niagara lake at 80 mph*

That dude throwing his shoes onto traffic just broadcast himself committing a crime.

love the new decorations danny..

That wall needs more Greg

I want that "splooooooooooosh" as my ringtone

I've greg for a bit now and never seen this video. How have I missed this one? Haha Danny had me absolutely dying. Love it!

I watch Danny and Kurtis when I'm sad idk bro just makes me feel better love these guys bro

“Your on fire” “No I’m not” “Yeah you are” “Ok” *slpOOsh*

"yo bro is that your wife and kids". "yeah"... "get rid of them". *gets a divorce*

3 years later and i still love the decorations

i've literally been watching ur vids for 10 hours. im actually concerned

Idk how they AREN'T arrested yet... 1. Public indecency 2. Public disturbances 3. Endangerment of others just keep adding on...

You cant put a giant hoop on your ear if you just got your ears pierced. That means he already pierced his ear

just turned my notifications on! Btw love your videos.

Lol the algorithm brought me to this video bored on a Sunday and I remember this crap. My bf with his buddies tried that get rid of it challenge. Needless to say it failed amongst his friends unless it was something worth "getting rid of" like a fresh pint of beer

Getting in trash cans could be dangerous. There could be broken glass or the like thrown away by the proprietor, or like needles thrown away by passers by. Do not get in trash cans.

Danny: "these pranks arent hurting anybody" A guy: * throws his shoes potentially provoking a car accident * People: * running from Starbucks terrified from naked screaming guy *

i started watching danny when i was 9 (way too young) now in 14 and i still love him. he, drew, and kurtis are the only reason i got through middle school.

For the honk for BJ prank, in my experience a lot of people will honk out of good intention. As in once while driving with my mom, we saw a pickup truck that was leaking what smelled like gas (probably just a jerrycan spilling over in the bed) and a bunch of cars were honking at the truck to get the driver’s attention to the leaking. Maybe these folks were trying to tell the cabby about the shitty prank tacked to the back?

“Yo it’s that your life?” “Yeah” “...” “...” *“Get rid of it!”*

Idk what school you went to Danny I learned not to jump into a trash can with my mouth open in 1st grade

I can also confirm that the your on fire challenge is something I genuinely do with my friends

love the new decorations!

Plot twist: the camera guy has the power of being able to manipulate his friends mind, so that whenever he invents a new way of torturing them, they immediately do it whitout questioning it. Their laughs and smiley reactions are actually cries and screams for help, that he, the camera guy, transforms into laughter, so that nobody notices how much they are suffering, only him can hear their cry for help. He likes to see his friends being humiliated in public, losing things that they like or that are brend new, because hurting someone in a psychological way is more entertaining for him. He posts everything he does on instagram, so that other people, besides the ones that are on the public places, sees what their friends are making, so that they not only suffer on that moment, but forever, because when it enters the internet, it never go away. You can see at 9:50, the dog is terrified of the camera guy, look at its reaction and behavior, it knows what the camera guy is capable of and it is afraid of it. The camera guy is a demonic thing that came to earth to torture the poor souls that comes to him, not knowing what they are getting into, and now, its to late for them, they're trapped in this fake world of silly pranks for the eternity. But thats just a theory, a greg theory

_bruh imagine going into a café and seeing a grown man screaming and running out of the café naked_

omg rewatching this video after having lived in the UK for almost a year now and i realise that these lads, blokes if you will, aren't just "walking around", they are walking to get to some place; as they do in this country, instead of driving or taking a cab.