The getting mad at the person you're showing the apartment to because the apartment is dirty really got me.

Theory: That loud beeping thing was a carbon monoxide detector, and this is actually just Alex hallucinating renting out his own basement to himself. Someone should check on him to make sure he's okay.

People love to hate on landlords, but this guy really seems to be looking out for his tenants - a real stand up guy

I keep my plant under the sprinkler because, knowing me, if there is a fire going I'm probably gonna forget to water it.

Clean edit on the final walk up the stairs, have been trying to get my videos to act like that

and NO KIDS. Seriously, this was really relatable to me lol. The only thing missing was the current tenant being treated like they’re invisible while you tour their stuff

I got kicked out because I can't afford my landlords mortgage anymore! I also let the plague rats out though so who got the last laugh really!?

I had a basement apartment once. The lady expected me to babysit her kids for free.

I get what the landlord means about those loud beeping things. I had one that would not shut up and it was giving me really bad headache and making me confused.

I wanna see the cinematic universe of all of Alex's close ups in one video.

This is an accurate portrayal of renting an apartment in these trying timez

0:58 evil smosh

At this price, there better be a pee stained futon!

All in all one of the more level headed land lords Ive ever seen.

The sprinkler bit was biiiiig Steve Brule energy 😂🤣 “that’s what you want when you’re burning is…. to be wet!”

honestly doesnt look too bad, it has sink AND sprinkler?

the cut after 2:01 had me dead lmfao

Dude everything about this one is brilliant. Like every single line 🤣🤣

ceilings so low you can't even hang yourself what a nightmare

I wouldn't want my tenant to have complete control of the main power, water and heat.

That sprinkler is gonna be GOING OFF

Looks like adecent shack, and the landlord is lovely ❤

Your landlord seems really cool.

Ah! So not being rich explains my poor posture!

This is exactly like my $2000/mo. basement afartment. Scarily accurate right down to the plague rat joke!

0:38 that dynamic somehow reminds me of red and blue from df

Damn so many quotable moments here. Great skit

2:15 lmao that attack was instant

No basement in my house, but if ya need something I have space under our lanai (aka porch)...it is right on Koko Marina so it's water-front and that is an extra $1k (USD) premium for the view. You will be responsible for upkeep of all the rat traps, including disposal of any rats. If tossing them into the marina, you are responsible for any fines I incur.

As I watch this video, I began to have PTSD flashbacks from when I was looking for apartments in Los Angeles in the 90s

wake up honey, Alex Martens dropped a new video

alex standing there like a gta character is gold

I feel so seen. A+ relatable video. Rip sexy lady shirt Alex.

What really sells it is the low ceiling.

POV rent in NYC

This is the best video I saw six months ago

brilliant

I feel like I might have said no

Most normal Craigslist Roommate

awesome video, had a man living in my basement at my old place, never heard a thing from him, never saw him either. might have just been hallucinations

Dude how tf does this not have more views

Based department X Basement apartment √

The one guy just would not stop talking

I think you were my landlord in 2005. Hard to say - only saw you once.

I have a basement and have had several family members come stay with us. Giving this talk gets very tiring!

incredible apartment, when is the housewarming?

Hahahahaha this is so damn good

"Get you signed on and start paying my mortgage?"

Gettin some real Nick Rochefort vibes. Moustache included. Good shit lol

Trying to be nice about it uno but I feel like there were parts u coulda really let loose. Like when you went to move that stuff out of the way maybe really throw it and tell him to clean it up by the time the landlord comes down next time around. And maybe when you did that mouth thing could’ve had a lot of water come out when you moved it.. stuff like that I’m not a pro lol just tossin pointers.

I really want to know what kind of pets he will be giving him. Hope they get along with the rats

i don't know if that one sprinkler is enough to cover ALL of the stuff i want to be wet, im gonna have to pass on this property

Im still down here though..

oh my lord this is so god damn good I love it lol I don't get everything but wow hahahaha

It keeps you wet when everything is burning hahahahaha

alex martens video : )

I know from experience living in 1347 as a peasant in Europe that the rat containment unit is right next to the toilet for wiping your ass if you've got nothing else to do it with!

Sorry but hes kinda right about the being wet while burning thing

Only ppl with money get dignity everyone knows that! How dare wear sexy lady shirt!!!!!

did anybody click on this thinking it was gonna be a Sarah Harmer cover and was like :| but then end up being like :D

0:58 lmfao

everything is a toilet when you need a good long pee

US housing market

I liked this, but I thought you either needed to get rid of the jump cuts you had, or make basically every statement the landlord made a jump cut. As is, it just seems like you edited our part of the conversation or picked up with a new take. Maybe it was just me! It’s still really funny!

Nice, i wanna live there, how much again?

Where did you get that Carmela shirt?

Pourquoi le propriétaire s'est mis à glitcher dans l'escalier à la fin, il est bizarre ce mec

looooooooool

Make a new F*cko video plz. I need more lore.

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Getting pretty tired of the good and funny content. Reaction videos and pranks or I'm leaving and will speak to UKposts about getting you demonetized.

0:38 man, his eyes as he walks away. pure raw uncensored acting🤌 you can see the scars on his soul