I just realized Winnie-the-Pooh could kick Green Lanters butt.

"I own the building you work at, you're paying me with my own money" is literally the most boss thing to say to someone

Fun fact: in the original Wonder Woman comics, her weakness was... being tied up by a man, not with her lasso of truth or anything, just... tied up by a man with anything he can use. She would just lose all her powers.

The fact that the guy in yellow from curious George can defeat green lantern is hilarious

Justice League: *Kicks Batman out of the team* Batman: *Kicks them out of The Hall of Justice which he owns*

"I own the building you work at, your paying me with my own money" This shit is golden

"But cmon guys...she's a woman" Knowing that wonder woman originally started as a secretary for the justice league makes this 1000 times funnier...and also 1000 times sadder

Imagine a yellow mugger with pink kryptonote which freezes everything as he moves

When Life gives you Lemons, throw them at Green Lantern and prove Batman right

"we pay our fair share from time to time" But he still owes 16 dollars. you know, from 5 years ago?

"Youre out, batman" "Ok, rent's due on the first of the month."

Apparently the color yellow isn’t the stupidest weakness a Green Lantern has. The OG Green Lantern, Alan Scott, had a weakness against wood. The origins of this silly weakness can be found in 1991’s Green Lantern Vol 3 Issue 19. The issue states that when a Green Lantern named Yalan Gur went rogue and tried to take over a village of people with crude wooden weapons, the Guardians Of The Universe decided to make him weak to wood right before the blows started landing.

"The bats don't care about your feelings" - Bruce "Batman" Shapiro, 2022

Batman: “Wha- you can’t do this to me. Heh, I started this company. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!”

I love Supersman’s “ *chuckle* wait are you serious?” It feels so real, and like a genuine reaction someone would have

Little did they know that later that very day they'd be informed of an asteroid heading directly towards Earth. An asteroid made entirely out of yellow Kryptonite...

Batman literally made a recording on how to beat each one, even himself.

Superman: Your arch nemesis is a clown. Batman: Your arch is a power-mad billionaire! Superman:Wait, do you mean Luthor or you? Batman: I said power-mad not paranoid.

I like how Bruce acknowledges that green lantern is needed for situations like a meteor, while the rest of them are just being childish

“What about wonderwoman?” “Her weakness is BDSM”

And that's when Batman put into motion his plan to take down the Justice League.

Batman: "The Pink One." Superman: "We NEVER talk about the Pink One."

"Clark, I own the building you work at, you're paying me with my own money" is such an underrated line

Wonder Woman's weakness is getting tied up with her own lasso. Wonder Woman's creator was big into BDSM.

"You're a seasonal superhero" Batman ended the Flash's career with that line

One of my favorite Batman quotes towards Martian Manhunter: “To defeat Superman, I spend millions on an extra rare radioactive stone. To defeat you, I spend 5 cents on a box of matches.”

Wonder woman's literal weakness is being tied up. Dont ask me how or why that a regular rope can easily stop an amazonan woman, it just is, ok

Fun fact: as Superman gets repeatedly exposed to kryptonite he actually starts building a tolerance for it. So say a small rock of kryptonite wouldn’t affect him that much if he has already built a tolerance on that amount.

Green Lantern: "If a meteor is crashing down to earth, I'd like to see you stop it. What're you gonna do? Throw a batarang at it?" Batman: *pulls out a comically large batarang*

"The pink one" "We dont talk about the pink one" *looks up the pink one* Let's not talk about the pink one

"You're a Seasonal Superhero" is one of the best roasts I have ever heard.

The Green Lantern can't stop the meteor if it burns yellow.

"If a meteor is about to hit earth what are you gonna do?" "Surface to air missiles, you're just a cheaper alternative."

Batman: and wonderwoman's weakness is her lasso, if she's tied up in it she loses her strength. Superman: how do you know that? Batman: um from research and stuff😳

Funny thing about green lantern's weakness in the comics, batman mocked him by painting his own bat cave yellow with robin when he visits

is batman's secret identity.....ben shapiro?

Superman's "wait are you serious" always catches me off guard. He sounds so genuinely appalled that Green Lantern's weakness is the color yellow.

I died when he called flash a seasonal super hero! 🤣

Batman's weakness is Wolverine, because wolverine is two batman kissing each other. Which turns batman gay

Pov there's a villain that has pink kryptonite, Wearing yellow, and has a freeze ray:😭💀💀💀

"A purse snatcher i stopped the other day had like 3 of em" Fucking murdered me💀🤣🤣

The kryptonite thing is even more hilarious if you're aware that there's a comic arc where Superman and Batman team up to get rid of all the kryptonite on Earth and they find out it's not rare at all.

"You're a seasonal superhero." Made me laugh faaaar harder than it should have

Watching this after "Batman joins the Justice League" is hilarious. Feels like this one is the sequel to the newer one.

In the time period, he would've been considered right.

I like the fact that he was winning the argument, until he just, absolutely failed.

I think Wonder Woman's original weakness was being bound. This is just something I half remember from some video years ago so it could be wrong, but if she got bound in some way, she'd lose her powers. Kinda glad they changed her weakness. Now she's just head strong, and that's the driving point of conflicts. She's amazingly powerful and can usually just solve problems by punching them, so she has a lot of trouble when she's up against something she can't just beat with raw strength. She's not dumb by any standard, just a head strong warrior. It's a lot more interesting than 'if she gets tied up, she's useless'.

“bruce, lightning bending is a very rare ability” “rare my ass, a purse snatcher i stopped turned on the sun in the alleyway”

“You’re a seasonal superhero” delivered so perfectly alongside Flash’s insanely annoyed squint is killing me

"We don't talk about the pink one." Superman sounded so dead inside saying that and I love it

Flash: Ok Bruce what about Aquaman Batman: Oh please he is literally a living sponge if he's out of the water for even an hour he loses his power. Aquaman: He's right why do you think I go to the fountain every half hour. Batman: And don't even get me started on Manhunter if he is near a campfire he will literally faint. Superman: Wait you mean his weakness is fire? Batman: Yep I mean thank god he can shapeshift otherwise he'd be in serious danger. Superman: So your saying if I really wanted to I could use my heat vision on him and he'd lose his powers. Batman: Pretty much. Superman: God this team sucks.

*"your weakness is the color yellow"* That killed me 😂😂😂

"Your weakness is the color yellow." "Wait are you serious?" This is golden. (No pun intended)

_"Here we go again with the kryptonine. Bruce it's a very rare stone."_ That stuff is practically everywhere in Smallville.

Considering the video where Batman bought Superman's Daily Planet building where he works as Clark Kent, I'm now realizing what he meant when he says *I own the building you work in, you're literally paying me with my own money* Well played Solid JJ.

Superman's "Wait, are you serious?" makes this.

Fun fact: Batman painted an entire room, robin, and himself yellow just to taunt green lantern.

I once saw a comic strip where a guy had just shot Batman in the chest and Batman was holding one of the bullets, coughing up blood and clearly dying. The bullet was green and Batman laughed, "kryptonite bullets? You idiot! That's SUPERMAN'S weakness!"

Green Lantern's weakness isn't even the color yellow, it's his utter lack of creativity. You got a ring that can materialize anything you can think of and he never just materializes a bucket of paint to drop on whatever's bearing the offending yellow color. Or you know, a giant red streetlight. Or just red sunglasses. Batman's weakness is his inability to trust other people, keeping secrets from his friends and urge to do everything by himself. That actually would disqualify him from a leadership role.

There's also orange kryptonite now.

You're telling me that Curious George owner could beat Green Lantern in a fight? That's hilarious

The ending is canonically accurate because in a Batman ad he says “no time for jokes, Batgirl” when she asks for equal pay

It makes it so hard to feel bad because Batman never cries unless it’s something he truly cares about.

This is why they picked Gleek over Batman.

I remembered there was a time Supe gave Batman a piece of Kryptonite as a token of his trust to Bruce and hoping it would come in handy when Supe went rogue. Dude cameback to his Batcave, and put Supe’s tiny little piece inside a BIG ASS vault that filled with nothing but Kryptonite

The moment flash said “what about wonder women” I knew exactly what was gonna happen Ayo stop taking it so seriously yall

Actually ww has a big weakness too She is blind when it comes to justice or "good things" and doesn't know when to stop fighting If you guys remember there was a moment when cheetah implanted something to ww which hallucinate and see everyone as cheetah. She was trying to fight nonstop and if someone didn't fixed that she would died from that

Wonder Woman's weakness is literally being tied up. Like she can't break free.

In her older comics, Wonder Woman's weakness was literally getting tied up. A bit of rope and she lost all her powers. And it happened all the time.

"Well what about Wonder Woman, she has no real weaknesses" This is Silver Age DC. Her weaknesses were literally bondage via a man and numerous other artifacts that all weirdly related to bondage. Batman very easily could have just retorted "You don't want to go there".

I looked up Wonder Woman's weaknesses, and Men and Rope were listed, and she doesn't seem to be able to resist her own lasso being used against her

Great job man this cracked me up didn't expect to end like that great job

Finally, knowing about pink kryptonite has helped me in some completely miniscule way

"I pay for literally everything." "Except my 16 dollars, Bruce" "Except the 50,000 dollars your cousin owes me, Clark." "...ffs."

"It used to just be the green one, but now there's all these other ones. There's the red one, the black one... The pink one...😂"

I present to those who are willing to read my comment a "verbosed" version of the dialogue: -Superman: Wait so Batman, the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're saying the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to should be a certain and definite article of which is a leader relating to a part that which is more whole between a certain and definite article of which is a justice league? -batman: Referring to the specific and current subject matter of 's exactly of what is or has the individual of which you are listening to'm saying. -Flash: Well hold on because in that section or location of which I am referring to'd would be an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a lot to consider... -Batman: Of what is or has that of which is present in this time in that section or location of which I am referring to to talk about? 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Well of what is or has good are to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has powers if to a certain group of individuals that I, another individual, am not a part of has weaknesses outweigh then tenfold? -Superman: Here the population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of go again has or is in a combined association a certain and definite article of which is a kryptonite. Bruce was or is mentioned to identify someone or something's an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a very rare stone... -Batman: Rare to the individual of which you are listening to has ass, everybody previously obtained one clark! an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a purse snatcher the individual of which you are listening to stopped a certain and definite article of which is a other day had is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something 3 relating to a part that which is more whole between pertained to a group of individuals of which I, another information, am no part of. -Superman: Well the individual of which you are listening to admit was or is mentioned to identify someone or something's become an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a bit relating to a part that which is more whole between an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a problem... -Batman: Was or is mentioned to identify someone or something used to just be a certain and definite article of which is a green one, but now in that section or location of which I am referring to's all these other ones, in that section or location of which I am referring to's a certain and definite article of which is a red one, a certain and definite article of which is a black one, ... A certain and definite article of which is a pink one! -Superman: The population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of don't talk about a certain and definite article of which is a pink one. -Flash: The individual of male features 's got the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to in that section or location of which I am referring to clark. -Batman: Is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're any better, one relating to a part that which is more whole between to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has greatest enemies freezes a certain and definite article of which is a floor as well as the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to go flying. The individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a seasonal superhero. -Batman: As well as the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to... to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has weakness that of which is present in this time a certain and definite article of which is a color yellow! -Superman: Of what is or has are the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to serious? -Green Lantern: Yeah so of what is or has? 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But if the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're currently replacing the current location to a different location to stop an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a mugging as well as a certain and definite article of which is a guy's wearing all yellow, of what is or has are the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to gonna do? -Green Lantern: Fuck the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to bruce! -Batman: Yeah referring to the specific and current subject matter of 's of what is or has the individual of which you are listening to thought. -Flash: Alright, alright bruce the population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of get was or is mentioned to identify someone or something, the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're pretty cool but, of what is or has about wonder woman? The individual of which you are listening to mean the individual of female features doesn't have any real enormous in size weakness. -Batman: Yeah, but the individual of which you are listening to mean come on guys, the individual of female features's an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a woman -Robin: If you would not mind to explain in what way how did a certain and definite article of which is a meeting go batman? -Batman: The individual of which you are listening to didn't want to be in to a certain group of individuals that I, another individual, am not a part of has stupid group anyway!

For anyone who doesn't get the Kryptonite color references: Red is basically Random Kryptonite, and has random effects. Black splits Kryptonians into Good and Evil versions of themselves. ...and pink turns Kryptionians gay. It was apparently meant as a parody of Silver Age comics constantly introducing new Kryptonite variants.

“How are you going to even stop the meteor? The meteor’s gonna have yellow fire around it from breaching the atmosphere. Clark has a better chance of stopping it, and the meteor’s probably filled with kryptonite too.”

Batman to Greenlanturn: "Your weakness is the color yellow." Superman: "Wait, are you serious?!"

1:13 That "F*ck you, Bruce" just killed me lol

The fact that the voice acting and sound quality actually suits the old cartoons style makes this 100x better

“Kryptonite is a very rare stone” “Rare my ass everyone has one”

I have a playlist of just my favorite Solid JJ videos and when it’s on shuffle and I see that intro I’m always thrown off on if it’s this good one or the Justice League vs God one.

I think Batman's best point is how the rest of the Justice League is comprised of literal gods, while him as a human with no superpowers can keep up with them and be a part of the League. That shows how he should be the leader seeing he clearly is more skillful and smarter than them

Fun fact: whereas most of Batman’s contingency plans in the case of his fellow Leaguers going rogue are very detailed and highly specialized, his contingency plan for Green Arrow is basically just “break his arms”

Just an FYI: Wonder Woman's weakness is being tied up. No. Seriously. Check it

Dude i subscribed to this channel at 30k and its at 1m now holy crap

Plot twist they left because he’s obviously too smart so he doesn’t need them

“You need superpowers” Bruce: Ah sh*t here we go again

To those who are confused about pink kryptonite, here is what the Superman wiki defines "Pink Kryptonite is a type of Kryptonite that seemingly turns Kryptonians homosexual."

Canonically the weakness of Wonder Women is that a man tie her hands

Imagine a fight between the King in Yellow and Green Lantern. Not only is Green Lantern unable to use his powers (not like the King in Yellow was going to get hurt anyway) but to add insult to injury, he's also going mad!

I genuinely expected them to laugh with Batman about the woman thing but the end was so much funnier lol

Wonder Woman: "Seriously, Bruce?" Batman: "Hey, it's either saying that or your actual weakness." Wonder Woman: "Okay, good point."

This is top tier comedy man you hit the nail on the head kekw 🤣

The way to beat Wonder women is basically her plane is invisible… unless you don’t do a heat sensor i think you can just see her in midair.

1:04 "What are you gonna do? Throw a batarang at it?" Knowing how clinically insane Batman Is, I wouldn't doubt that his solution to a meteor Is a comically large rocket In the shape of a batarang.

"Jesus, can you believe the crap we just heard?!" "Shame on Bruce." "By the way, Diana, the meeting has ended. you are allowed to come in the room now."

Now that batman's not paying where will the justice league hang out now?

Wonder Woman's weakness is s man tying her up.