“Beating Minecraft the way Mojang intended it” Digs straight down

Him: running from the endermans The bucket of water in his inventory: ...

Seeing that creeper slowly get pushed by the water into the lava makes me feel a joy I have never felt before

I remember having these books when I was younger and unironicaly doing the spawn beacon thing and I still always build a box around my nwther portals.

Me: punches tree Mojang: *"what are you, an idiot?"*

"Let's play Minecraft the way Mojang wants us to" *[digs straight down]*

8:35 if you get stuck in this situation and lack the time or building blocks to survive against enderman, place water at your feet because enderman cannot step in any form of water without teleporting away. This should buy you enough seconds to either eat food or construct proper protections.

68 million views is crazy. Mad props to you and the editor.

"There's a decent chance of the Ender Dragon defeating you" "Not me Im built different" **Proceeds to spam snowballs at the end pillars*

*Literally has shears* "I'm gonna need a lot more wool for the beds" *axes all the sheep*

This might be the most entertaining Minecraft video I’ve ever seen. Mad props to you and the editor.

3 years have passed and this is still one of the best video on this app

“We’re finally ready to go to the nether, Mojang recommends first a full set of Netherite Armor”

Unknowingly, he broke the #1 rule in the guide book: Never dig straight down

Thanks dude! I appreciated that you taught me all the basics about this game! (I died a shit ton of times)

4:25 he was so calm when he said that😭🙏

*"because personally I build mine with 50"* The biggest god damn flex I have ever seen.

Casually carrying a full stack of Obsidian with me.

Bro your comedy is hilarious you just earned a sub

I Watch this video at least 5 times a year still one of my favorites vids to this day

"Mojang, how can I beat your game?" "Lets start with a tower of dirt..."

Imagine how stressful this would be for a real little kid to do this. Edit: okay you guys are confused. I mean woudnt it be stressful to beat Minecraft the way mojang intended??

marking my spawn location with a pillar is an old habit. nice.

I didn’t know they had this I bet they had fun making this guide

"for how much ive played minecraft ive never legitimately beaten the game" Same...

Me: starts a new survival world and gather wood first Minecraft: that isnt how you supposed to play the game

I loved the nether portal question. 😂 made me giggle

Mystery: I’m gonna need some extra wool to make beds Also mystery: forgets about his shears

I love how he just cut every moment in that he breaks an iron block to make the sound more satisfying

The only reason why he won was because of the dirt pillar at spawn. If he didn't have that dirt pillar at spawn he would have been screwed.

I have watched this video more than 10 times but i am still not bored of watching it again and again

Genuinely didn't know about the snowballs doing extra damage to blazes, that makes the blaze game play so much better wtf

"sorry we didn't have the shears earlier mamma sheep" *5 mins later goes on rampage killing more sheep he could have sheered*

Breaking the end crystals: “These snowballs aren’t going to work” **proceeds to take out half the end crystals with the snowballs**

Mystery:*kills a bunch of sheep* Me:WERE IS YOUR SHEARS

"Pretty cool right?" "I'm in crippling debt" That got me 😂😂

"Kill me kill me kill me." Ghast: "Bruh I'm trying just stop jumping around so much."

“Added polar bears because his wife liked them” Underrated. Love it.

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Thanks for the full white screen every once in a while

Mojang: We recommend enchanted diamond armor for the nether Speed runners: *iron pants take it or leave it*

Book: Recommends diamond armour for nether Speedrunners: Shield take it or leave it

How did I never think of ladders to get out of a crater lol

We need a updated version of this!!!!!

Lesson in this video: Snowballs are a lot more useful than I previously thought.

Wolf: 8hp Bee: 10hp Mojang: *This is big brain time*

the fact that it makes you take damage just so you can mark your spawn, unless you build the pillar shorter

the snowball thing is something I never knew

Meanwhile, I'm over here cultivating a farm and raising live stock in-game for a real life month, just for funsies.

I like how he just casually uses obsidian as a building block.

That portal joke is… the… BEST!!!

I remember not too long ago I was on a world with my friends and we stumbled across a stronghold under our village. It’s was really small and had no portal. I copied the seed in creative and blew the thing up and there was nothing. That was my first time finding a stronghold legit too

I love how he made the shears, apologised for not using them, and continued to not use them

After watching this, I realized how much Mojang must hate speed runners

It feels like a knife is stabbed in my heart every time he says "moyang"

"why does that sound like me on the toilet after Taco Bell?" Bro roasted him self

"There's a realistic chance the ender dragon will kill me yea not me tho cuz im built different" then proceeds to die

"because personally I build mine with 50" had me DEAD

Ik this is from two years ago but things that actually triggered me: You wasting the beds before exploding all crystals You killing the enferman with blocks while having enchanted diamond axe in your inv right next

I can’t believe I never thought of the pillar and breaking my hips from the landing! It’s game changing! New Meta!

“I’m going to get as much wool as I can” *slaughters the sheep completely ignoring the shears he crafted earlier*

Mysteryore: "Do you build your nether portal with 10 or 14 blocks?" Me, with my buckets of lava and water: Ya'll are using obsidian?"

3:07-3:08, you should clip that lil sound when when lil fly swarms become a thing in minecraft you can sell that sound clip to be implemented. or if they ever wana make the horses have a lil pooder if you over feed them somehow xD

this was goated, changed my life, thank you!

Speedrunners: defeats the ender dragon with no armor Mojang Guide Book: You need a fully enchanted netherite set, with a stack of enchanted golden apples

Mojang: Enchanted diamond armor is a must before entering the nether Speed runners: No I don’t think I will.

The Fart sounds after the breaking eyes of ender got me.

This is a great idea for a video and a very fun watch

"there's a difference between a simp and a good husband" -jeb

MysteryOre: uses his axe to kill sheep for wool. The shears he made: are we a joke to you?

bro the flashbangs killed me

"we need to take out the Towers " Bro did not know what he just said

When he was dying to endermen in the End, I was screaming "USE THE WATER BUCKER. USE. THE. WATER. BUCKET!"

Ever noticed how satisfying it is to listen to hundreds of blocks being broken at a really fast speed?

"not long ago Mojang released this guide" "this guide is extremely outdated"

This video is great. Only advice/criticism I have is maybe make the transition from darker environments like the nether to straight white screens a little less jarring. I got a little blinded

5:26 : “Ok, I’m safe now.” Homie my idea of safe isn’t a super long one block cobblestone bridge 😭😭

"NOt mE, I'M bUiLt DiFfErEnT" *proceeds to die 3 times*

congrats on 800k!

man opening the box as if it is pure gold in there lmaoooo

Jeb: Does something cool for his wife because he loves her The community: *SIMP*

"My nether doesn't look like the one in the book." Don't worry, your nether is perfectly normal just the way it is.

“Ah yess this book is extremely outdated” … I still have the og minecraft building pvp and red stone handbook that dates back to 1.7

7:30 “but not me, I’m built different” famous last words

"wither skeletons are the most scarist mobs, change my mind" by mysteryOre "The Warden"

inaccurate, you weren't supposed to die according to the book.

Love dis clip You say you build your portals with 50 blocks 2:56 😂

Cant believe its already been 3 years this video was uploaded.

Someone: So, how long have you been playing mc? Me: Uh, almost 9 years Them: So you’ve beaten the ender dragon? Me: Uh... bout that-

"The Wither skeleton is the scariest mob" The Warden: *Soon... Soon youll see.. *

2:07 bro those noises were amazing

*Normal Gamers:* “Use swords to kill a dragon!” *Minecraft Gamers:* “Sleeping is the only way...”

*"But not me though, I'm built different"*

I think it's really funny how mojang in all of these guides keeps pushing using snowballs to fight blaze, like they're so proud of themselves for adding that lmao

This is probably the 1 hit wonder of MysteryOre

MysteryOre: “Do you build your nether portal with 10, or 14 blocks?” Anybody who plays minecraft in 2020: 𝘆𝗲𝘀

My fav part is the: “Do you guys use 10 or 14 blocks to make your portal? Because personally I build mine with 50” Lol-

It's been 2 years. But I can't stop watching

“Now you may make your Nether portals with 10 or even 14 blocks. Me personally, I build them with 50”

“Because I personally use 50 obsidian” Weird flex but ok.