A guy visits a cannibal restaurant. On the menu: Lost tourists, $10. Missionaries, $15. Politicians, $25. He asks the cook "Why so much for a politician dinner?" The cook says "You ever tried to Clean one of those things?"

Love the politician joke - so true.

much too long for a joke.

Hell of a long way to say "There appears to be no punchline."

You know it is a joke because no politician is ever gonna get to stand in front of those gates... straight to hell... do not pass go... do not collect $200.

Ah!!!! I really got into that too! That's 12 minutes of my life I'll never get back. 🙂

Vintgae jokes - slightly prehsitoric, yet still top class! 💥

The AI voice is grim. So are the jokes

Jokes told in a soulless machine voice don't work.

Man dies, goes to Hell. He's sitting in sh*t up to his waist, a lot of others too. Just as he says to them "Well, it's not great but it's nothing like as bad as I thought it would be", a supervising imp with a trident fork arrives ands says "Teabreak over..........Heads down".

Haha! “Yesterday, we were campaigning, but today you voted!”

I agree its too long for a joke!!

Hell is no joke.

If that was the best joke of the day I would hate to hear the worst.

Joke 1 is good. I'll come back for joke 2 some other time, Tks.

I know another one. A bus driver and a priest die. At the pearly gates Peter looks at the bus driver and says: come in. Then he turns to the priest and says: you go down to hell . The priest, confused, replies: but why? The busdriver was allowed in . Yes, replied Peter, when he drove, everyone prayed, but when you preached, everyone slept.

Loved the politician jokes.

Exactly!

Best joke I've heard in a long time very apt.

It's amazing what people find humorous.

We wrote this on bathroom wall...WHY LOOK HERE, THE DIRTY JOKE IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Thought first one was beyond funny made me roll a bit long winded but sooo true yesterday w were campaigning you voted...so true..promise heaven get hell always choose heaven devil great deceiver

These are indeed excellent jokes!

Heard it before. And so true.

Life is too funny to be a joke.

That was a great joke, so true

Long winded effort but funny. No punch line. ha

These aren't jokes. They're stories.

Thanks from thailand

That's time I'll never get back again🙄

Fell asleep!

Don't underestimate. I know of a seasoned politician who could negotiate with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Lol! I had a feeling thats what was going on!

Hell must be full of these jokes🥱

Death is like being under anesthesia.

Sorry..too long ..lost interest 😱😡

Dreadful- we were conned!!!

JOKE 1 about the politician was long but worth watching. The language was superb - creative, with no errors. Was it written by GPT?

The politician hell joke is quite old...heard it in various versions. The second joke is new to me. Was quite funny.

So Funny

Damn the first joke is 100% accurate!

😂😂😂 good one

This man could put naughty children to sleep in just one story.

I liked the first one.

"A major discovery was recently made with far-ranging implications for black holes being a potential cause of saddlesoap agglutinates during the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum. This is a game changer for giant balloon jungle snakes. But don't jump to conclusions. Others might pick their nose but I was born with mine. Properly used, a gravitational indicator will indicate that gravity is gravitational. I didn't get it at first. It just seemed like yet another instance about unlimited salad and breadsticks. But it was a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for mantle plumes and flood basalts and convex polyhedrons. That is the raw truth of it because halloween pumpkin spice lattes with oatmilk are void where prohibited. Today is a good day to tie-dye a singularity when you know the reason why. Would you like to know more?" ---Albert Einstein

toooooo looooonnng...

Second joke, God listening to it was like being in the Fourth Ring.

Joke time: Hey. Ya heard what scientists are now saying? They're saying "The longer for one reason or another, we stare at our smart phones, the greater the danger of becoming a zombie." Tell that joke and either get a laugh or not. If you get a laugh, say "I'm so glad you laughted because if you didn't, it might for you be too late."

Congressional Office of Robot Attacking.

Good (but 2 long) joke

5.08 minutes of my life wasted in the first joke.I do realize I was in joke hell.

I'm starting to consider UKposts as the fourth ring. (rewritten with AI)

By the end of the second “joke” I couldn’t remember the first.

Oh well

The joke is an essay !!!!

too long winded and not terribly funny

80 days around the world to get the the joke 😩

It only shows how politicians do their jobs in real life= after election - broken campaign promises, over-spending of taxpayers' money, etc 😂😂😂

Hell is NO Joke and neither is the anger that God will have by mocking Him.

Sounds like the last 8yrs in Canada

Almost fall asleep 😴 while watching and listening for the joke story to end, the darn story is too long.

Yes, they sucked me into that second joke....the one with the great punchline.

😂😂😂

People who have NDE and have seen hell can't joke about it..

4.40 - is a soddering iron similar to a soldering iron or is it only in hell?

I can see he isn't standing but on his knees begging for forgiveness. Sorry, you're a day late and a dollar short (put in terms he can understand).

So I sat patiently and politely through the last one and didn't get a punch line. 😞

FIN.

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Given a choice between a luxurious hotel and surroundings and spending time with God, I'd quickly choose God. No amount of anything will ever draw me from an eternity with God. The Son of God, Jesus Christ, died for the forgiveness of my sin, and meeting Him and the Father is my heart's desire. May you also find peace.

Yeah... but needed a big edit.

Save your time: skip to 11:55,

Lol nah look at context fast forward to end. Punch line..

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Utter cobblers!

Ai commentary is the joke, it's pronunciation of 'soldering' and other examples.

Kim did this in real

Hell is listening to this joke

That was a long long joke for a short laugh

Is this a joke or a short story?😅

long joke.

That's ten minutes I'll never get back. Won't make the same mistake again! If that was the best joke of the day, I'd hate to hear the worst.

IM DONE, TOO MUCH WINDY

These robot announcers are getting better. This one sounds almost human. UGH.

Could have been half as long

The "joke" is that you don't know what "joke" means. I gave up after two minutes. Life is too valuable to waste ten minutes on what seems to be bulding up to a one-line joke.

Another bait to listen to AI rattling tale.

You have got to be joking

Even on double speed that was totally dull. Thanks for wasting minutes of my life😐

the politician joke I heard before and the second was a was a total waste of time...

AI telling jokes.

Did AI write this?

Funny ...but I beg to differ, Marilyn Monroe wouldn't be in hell. I would bet anything, she, wouldn't. I'm just saying.

Why start with "so"

Watching this was a sheer waste of time. Boring would be an understatement.

That is not true.

After about 90 seconds I was bored. Too long.

All of them are waaaay too long. Especially the last one. Cute joke, but needs to be three circles, if nothing else.

trump had an accident which rendered him unconscious for a year. When he woke up he had no memory of the past. "Who am I doctor?" he asked. "Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you were once president of the US." "Wow!" said trump, "That is amazing!" "The bad news is that you are donald trump!" responded the doctor.

$500 in Hell