Right?! Quick wit

I wish I was that way...unfortunately, I'm more of the George Costanza kinda guy, thinking up a comeback hours later as I'm driving home

I’m that guy, the guy that says “I SHOULDA SAID THAT!” Almost a week later lol

Just imagine the stuff that Bill thinks of in the shower later.

@@ryanleblanc6817 🤣

Walter Walter priceless, and the two fakes acted like I don’t get it.

Walter Walter and then they had to act like they didn’t know what he was talking about

I know this is a morning show. You can’t bring up all those crimes. 😬

The real kicker is that Catholics only pretend to be Christian, they're Catholics lol They have their own sacraments and ignore the commands of Jesus for Pete's sake, one example: _Call no man your Father upon the earth_ _for one is your Father, which is in heaven_ yet they are required to call all their priests Father, and not father as in dad because they aren't their dad lol

I love how the crew behind the camera can't even keep it together and start cracking up

This had me on the floor. 🤣

Yeah and i think women are a bit offended and afraid by him saying the things he says about women, which are pretty accurate most of the time. Id listen to him and try to learn from those rather than try to get some cheap points etc. attack him.

I wish I could do comebacks like him

He cooked he's ass on that's 1 🙈 old mate was rattled 😂

"F is for Family" is probably offensive to the illiterate.

@ItsInstinct U are so ON POINT!!!

He's been doing that to hecklers for 20 years. He's lightning quick.

2.5K likes and not a single reply

Then goes on to Sea World worker deaths

I don't get it. Please explain

EC. George he makes an analogy of how the Catholic church moves the priests, who committed or are suspected of committing pedophiliac acts, to other cities across the country and kind of hushes any talk about their backstory when they move them to a new community. So replace “killer whale” with “priest” and “killed” with “molested a child” and you will get the 18+ version :)

Daniel Kostov I didn’t catch that the first time around. Thank you for explaining. : )

I love how he shuts her mouth everytime she tries to stereotype him

The woman. The male anchor is THE Greg Kelly! Now on Newsmax. Big time conservative and I guarantee you he agreed with everything Bill said. It’s why they got along so well.

The hosts didn't get the jokes.

@@galazore they did, but they had to pretend they didn't to keep their jobs.

Crew members probably got bollocked afterwards xD

So true. Greg Kelly is a marine, he clearly gets the jokes.

its like when a person makes a joke thats really funny but its to make a point you dont agree with. so you have to pretend its not funny

Yeah well he is sleepy and possibly hungover.

Haven't seen the show but I like it already

@@jakesnake165 have you yet? Cuz it's awesome bro 🍻 hilarious af

Dude, It was a morning show

@@sarthak6556 Yes and?..

What does that mean about the yellow couch?

☠️

He held that conversation together like dried cement. A little much good cop at times but very sharp guy. I liked him. Compared to the whore with the pretty face. That’s right I’m talking about Bill Burr you sexy man come to papa uwu

pure whiteness

This is the same network that gave us Bill O'Reilly.

Fernando Lyrio that's hilarious man 😂

Mcmuffin 16 they have a purpose aka to warm someone’s morning up they are appealing to a ideal customer

Yeah. Look at that couch

How fake tv is!!!

Typical Caucasoids

mr pozitivac oh for sure vato

Yep! The male host is THE Greg Kelly. He went on to host his own show on Newsmax. BIG conservative!

​@@amyigou7942 I don't see how his being conservative is relevant to him appreciate Bill's humour. I'm not even remotely conservative and I find him hilarious, and I'm far from alone in that. It's a real shame that politics has become a simplistic black-or-white conflict for so many people, when that's clearly not at all reflective of the reality which is far more complex and diverse.

​@@amyigou7942You're a big goof. Bills not even a conservative, so wtf does that matter.

@@zonesquestiloveunderworld He was giving background on who Greg Kelley is, ya noob! LOL

Burn lol

Menelik That was one of the best parts of this segment: BB just skewering the religious right.

yeah, we better keep sweeping institutionalized child rape being perpetrated on a massive scale under the rug, just because it makes a couple dipshit news anchors and their stay at home mom viewers uncomfortable

@@holyreality02 The world is such a shitty place full of shitty people.

@@dirtydan1116 especially all those clergy pedofiles

Charlie Rosenthal saw him live and it was insane how quick he was, improvising and handling hecklers

Trump does not approve! ..lol

@Albert Jackson So?

Bill is like having a conversation at dinner with a coworker he does't like much.

It seems like he actually loosened them up a bit. Talk about a gig where you cannot be yourself.

In their defense, they have to do that bull shit lol

You should be sorting the all blacks Steve..... Instead of surfing you tube

@@findawaytowin2968 the dude host was sure trying to be cool lol

Yeah, one dude could not hold it in on the catholic/whale joke 🤣😂🤣

Wait there wasn't even an audience? I thought there was like a live audience because there was always laughter and stuff in the Background 😂

@@eliasvonbrille Talk shows often have a tendency to edit laugher the audio, especially when there is no audience, or the audience is not laughing

@@theemptytrashcan5341 wrong buddy, there was no live audience, just the producers and backround staff laughing cuz bill burr is legendary

Underrated line here lmao

Exactly what I was looking for! Incredible

I got it, and it was friggin hilarious.

I don't get it. Can someone explain?

@@suf3799 the Catholic Church won't publicly acknowledge when a priest sexually abuses little boys, and instead they will silently relocate them to another diocese acting as if nothing ever happened. Bill is comparing that to killer whales that kill trainers, so the water parks will relocate them in the same manner

@@suf3799 Burr was referring to the killer whale called Tillikum, who killed two handlers and one visitor of several SeaWorld parks. Tillikum was transferred to a different park each time it killed someone, but they kept it as a show orca regardless of its behavior. The Catholic Church allegedly does the same thing with its priests and bishops: they molest little boys in one congregation, the crime then gets covered up by the Church and the priests are then placed somewhere else without repercussion.

Dont you mean, she poked the Burr? Lol

@@guywithapewpew7721 😄😄😄

😂👍

Kind of like Norm when he was on The View and they grilled him because he flew on a plane with Bush Jr. Norm just started riffing, talking about how Clinton killed a guy, then all the hosts went into "Oh dear god!" mode. Just goes to show, when you are in the room with a comedian, they usually always win.

@@lewisvargrson 60% of the time, it works ALL the time hahaha

hey pal love ur channel u should do a minecraft parody of when the jews had Jesus killed

Oh wow a simile

He's just steamrolling them at that point lol

The sun's not yellow😜

@@TheMikelynn99 oh God not Lahey😁

Haha no "opening song", but still hilarious

He alphad the shit out of her

A woman being manipulative? You don't say

He's bulletproof, man

Exactly

It sounded she was trying to make it easy for him to defend himself, and wanted to agree with him.

@@airgin3000 It's called conversation

he understands the reason why they use certain colors to evoke emotions out of viewers.

@@ibraheemmustafa3130 The sun's not a coward....

@@philopaterdaoud7493 I understood that reference 🤭

They probably have them to calm down crazy housewives or something

Bill burr has his own monday morning podcast. Its basicallt saturday night but with more fucks and cunts

Absolutely!

Sell this in a pic frame on Etsy and all the millennials will buy it

Perhaps a Bill Burr type morning shows would be good.

One hell of an analogy. Gotta give him props haha

They knew exactly what he meant but of course they have to act like they don't to keep their jobs.

@@morrist8727 Idk man, my mind doesn't immediately go to from Rapist Priests to killer whales at Sea World. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

​ Tim McElroy First of all, they brought up him being disrespectful to the christian church referring to one of two jokes that he previously made. Then she is seen smirking and giggling to herself when he made that killer whale analogy. I know how these politically correct types operate, especially television hosts. Bill Burr decided to go with the analogy in the first place because he realizes he is on television, and they know it too. You need to learn to read between the lines. Not to mention that the scandals about priests isn't that unknown.

@@morrist8727 Lol sick dude

She should google herself.

WHYY DONT YA GOOGLE YA SELF? WHY RESPON ON TWITTER?

@Jon Jones llllllllllllllll0llllllllllll

The dude is comedic genius.

"People don’t realize how intelligent Bill Burr is" - Speak for yourself.

@@Anvilshock Every clip he gets 5 to 10 million views and some are just interview's I think a lot of people think he's very intelligent 😆 lol.

@@luggerphilippe8409 That wasn't what I was referring to.

He's high asf

He's for sure coked

Anybody that high is loving every moment of life.

Naa not coke up just huge amounts of caffeine

Finally he can feel like a man! Instead of being a beta

Aint she a Douche~.?? Yup.

Over these past few years I think he's gained my #1 spot of comedians, to be fair I haven't heard a ton I'm not that well versed in stand up, although I do really enjoy it, Mr. Burr just has a way with connecting to his audience I haven't gotten from other stand ups, I realize it's all ultimately subjective tho

He is vary under rated!!

She just had to bring up those poor oppressed christians or her fan base would get her fired.

​@Doomzday831 No he's Not!🙄😒 LOTS of ppl know n enjoy his work!

Cyborg*

Crucify that hoe!

its a lady ... she dont know any better.. they all are like weed... smellls alright look good, but no grain of brain.... :D

i grew up with this show on as my mother yelled to “get ready”-a very Christian; Catholic area and the target dem isn’t USUALLY up for that talk in the morning. but that conveniently keeps us at low level thinking; ignoring facts, realities, and solutions.

I grew up catholic, Christian whatever. But I always wondered "Why do you need some kid or 3 of them to bring you your Costco sized Bible?" Retire! Or just don't be lazy

I know for a fact you get the majority of your information from googling it. Or watching some shit news source like CNN or Fox.

@@speci8745 Oh please it means no one actually gives a shit but some ignoramus wasting gods gift to bitch.

The way she got mad that she couldn't tell him who "they" are. Fucking bitch, even started shouting and then was laughing to shade it off.

@King Creedo what about the other 2 things I said? Everyone thinks the source of their information is totally accurate, and all others are bad. I bet most people google like once a day. Can I feed my dog this, or what does this word mean, how to do this, etc.

@Blue Sky maybe so. But Google isn't inaccurate, because you don't get your information from Google, you get it from websites and online news platforms that you reached via Google.

I don't understand this analogy...Can you tell me..

Once u do it’s so fucking funny 😂

@@ni333able In case you're serious, the Catholic church would move the pedophile priests around and not tell the new church what they had done. When it got too hot in the US, they'd move them to 3rd world countries.

@@hectorheck1353 deym. i didn't understand first. Thx, dude.

@@hectorheck1353 thank you for this explanation

Yeah, but they asked for it😁

They loved it. Who wouldn't?

Best episode that show ever had.

I seriously wish I was as quick-witted as Bill during debates.

Bill for president

Such a burr Segway

She wasn't prepared to debate on it lol. She probably just expected him to give in and say "I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend anyone"

Nick M. and she ended up saying sorry at the end

Nick M. She would’ve had to go home late if she got into a debate with Bill lol

Because muh vagina. She dumb, yo.

That's religious folks for you.

Haha

Haha

allahu akbar

Haha

Haha

Scotty P "Yes, the show recieved a letter from one of your illiterate viewers telling us how offended he was"

You need to google it apparently per the lady

@pezzzado31 exactly. Because usually its not even true lol. The person saying "people said" is usually the culprit

I think the male host could see what Burr was doing because I could see him sort of adjusting his approach to Burr.

Verbal judo

He shut her down every time, she would get louder and louder. Usually the loudest person in the room has nothing real to say, they just want to be part of the conversation and it seemed true in this interview

@@alexfenstermacher2714 The way she said YOU NEED TA GOOWGOWL really pissed me off

Whats so funny is this is the CALMEST video i’ve seen of Bill and he still shines and rants this woman but did in a way that was still very casual and polite

🤣🤣👌

I rate this comment highly. Exactly how I view him I just couldn’t put it in words

You want to know what I think? Okay, I'll tell you...

@@matthewatwood8641 and he never told us💀

@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 it’s because he doesn’t think

She said that because she had no answer. Probably because she is those people

I really wish he would’ve told the guy that he needs to google when he asked where his own guest is from. Unprofessional cunts

People say "google it" when they're cornered and have no clue how to respond.

@@whoisharo4689 or when the other guy is an informed cunt who spend most of his day on bullshit comedians videos

But she googleded...

very high situational awareness...like spider man

Decades in the game.

With great power comes great responsibility

And he did it with great calm and wit rather than defensive and angry.

Yeah, he sort of stepped up after we lost George Carlin who was similarly witty. Not the kind of comedian who does jokes, so much as just wryly observes the absurdity of society

They had to act dumb for the sunshine fluff show

Razi I bet your family relies on you for positivity,

Razi they’re a morning show not a joe rogan podcast lol of course they had to act dumb

Sea world? Huh? These people are so dense

If you work in true white collar business, it's the exact same...they get none of Bill's type of jokes...I have his same personality....crickets....they're all idiots.

yeah that's Bill Burr all right!...what a great come back!

TheLasombra077 Me too. I laughed my ass off when he said that.

That was pretty quick and clever

Zoologic21 hey bro you want to fall into a deep Rabbit Hole of f****** conspiracy s*** remember that interview he did on Conan and he talked about the Illuminati living under a big mountain real talk no bulshit on my suggested playlist it started suggesting videos of missing people 144 or 411 case check that s*** out bro

Wanna see someone who doesn't give af, watch Adam Sandler do an interview. Dude wears gym shorts and a t-shirt with holes and stains on it.

Danny Porras2 did you really censor your own comment? Lol how old are you, 12?

Fuck off

Ofri David doh geesus

Bill Burr would slam her and she responded with a fake laugh, jeez if she has a husband I feel sorry for him lol. And in the outro she was trying to be charismatic about the interview "F is for Family on Netflix!" Like weren't you just trying to chop his head off multiple times in the interview???

A restrained Karen

Ratings, ratings, ratings.

Had an ex girlfriend like that, worst 5 years of my life.

you're describing most women.

Replie's? Wtf? Replie's?

replies * why did you make a plural word possessive ... 🤨

That sounds like a good life to me. Reality fucking sucks.

Why not? The opiate of the masses is just another drug to escape reality. She's in her lane.

You're annoying. This is her job. She can't just say anything she wants.

You would do the same. People act all high and mighty but if you had a good job with a lot of money you would probably do and say what they want you to do and say

@bruse wayne stop trying to be special

Same

The male is host is a true conservative and hosts Newsmax now... glad he got a real job instead of hanging with that liberal phony bitch.

nah hes just as annoying as her

If you know him, he’s just as much of a retard as the one next to him. Burr is just a master at what he can do lol

He likely is. That is Greg Kelly. He now has his own show on Newsmax. He is a big time conservative.

You noticed that too about her. She was definitely trying to inflame Bill and get him to react to her stupid questions. Also notice how she kept outshouting and talking over the guy with her who was asking questions of Bill. She's not a good interviewer. Too provocative with a big ego.

The woman host was launching her missiles early on in... "you went a little to far... being disrespectful to the Christian religion". Then Bill defends like a master and that hypocritical bitch says... "alright let's keep it positive".

Deflect??he delivered a counter fatal shot

@@nayannbg6314 lol that’s awesome

She’s that married woman that secretly enjoys sexual innuendos and flirting with other men

that one killed me

That was hilarious!! 😂😂🤣 Bill is so quick off the cuff. Brilliant!

I died and came back from that one 😆

that's cause San Francisco is alphabet city now.

@@DanburyConnecticut 😆🤣😂😭👍

Does anyone else wonder if the cameraman or woman, would make better interviewers? I think often the blue collar workers, deserve more credit.

And then when the guy says "I don't know what you're talking about", and Bill says "You do know", the lady then says "be positive!" lol

@@kylesexton3033 They do but then they won't get the job! You see all these moron propagandists on CNN,MSNBC and Fox news and you think these people are idiots! No they are not! They act like idiots because that is the reason they are hired in the first place.

@@kylesexton3033 they dont look good enough for TV. you need nice plump breasts and a head of healthy hair to gwt on the anchor team

@@kylesexton3033 it's because they aren't muppets

"I'm not sure I'm following you!"