Pfft. Pathetic. I've beaten Bloodbourne without even touching a controller. I beat it with my mind. No hits. No deaths. In 15 minutes. The only one faster than me is my cousin Mose. The Schrute bloodline is strong with him. Our mental fortitude comes from tending the beet farm from 4am to 8pm 323 days a year.

“Demon Souls will always look bad until they remake it” This man is a Fromsoft Prophet

not only he is good, but also sound like a outstandly nice guy

Do club penguin no hit

7:25 Father Gascoigne 17:15 Blood-starved Beast 23:10 Vicar Amelia 36:45 Shadow of Yharnam 43:15 Rom, The Vacuous Spider 1:20:55 The One Reborn 1:35:17 Micolash, Host of the Nightmare 1:48:45 Darkbeast Paarl 1:53:00 Mergo's Wet Nurse 2:03:00 Amygdala 2:07:10 Cleric Beast 2:25:20 The Witch of Hemwick 2:32:45 Celestial Emissary 2:34:22 Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos 2:43:47 Martyr Logarius 2:53:43 Ludwig the Accursed 3:04:14 Laurence, the First Vicar 3:12:17 Living Failures 3:14:59 Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower 3:22:26 Orphan of Kos 3:28:24 Gehrman, the First Hunter 3:31:08 Moon Presence

And I’m over here even to this day dying about 10 times to gas coin

I technically haven’t been hit at all in all my time playing bloodborne

This guy has no hit every single Souls game. Wtf man? This is not supposed to happen

If 2 people on the opposite sides of the world simultaneously drop a piece of bread the world briefly becomes a sandwich

"Oh wow, this guy beat the entire game without getting hit. That's impressive." **sees Old Hunters included** "Oh. My. Kos..."

This game is a masterpiece. I've never put so many hours into a game, even more multiplayer focused games like shooters. I play through it at least once a year, never get bored of it somehow.

Wow a lot of the strats can really help a regular fun run.

I love how squilla and the chat go on about the Rom name forever haha. Just shows he's a classy gent. I will add. Rom-en Noodle

5 years later and I still keep rewatching this video for entertainment, amazing

41:13 “Micolash has an item that looks like Ebrietas,” if I recall correctly, the lore of that item is that it summons pieces of Ebrietas to attack opponents. Very accurate, neat.

2:10:30 The echoes are probably from the dogs running into the fire trying to reach the cocktail

This guy is so great hahah He will lightly burn someone and then explain what a 2D platformer is so nicely

"hopefully you can make it past BSB" He kind of did that

Still the best story line of any game IMO. They way the crazy story is weaved into the game and you have to discover it yourself by reading between the pages rather than being forced at you is just so addicting to me. I remember taking so many tries to kill most of those bosses that you managed in like 5 hits XD. GG bro, keep up the fire content!

Very nice lol, never attempt this if you have kids... I have died so many times from them attacking me while playing

This run was the intense! There were some bosses that wouldn't cooperate and everything didn't go according to plan but squilla adapted and persevered. And he even popped off to Moon Presence at the end of it. Good shit, squilla. Congrats!

The fact that he does this while reading chat is absolutely fucking insane. Most people can't go five minutes without getting hit while having absolute focus. Meanwhile this dude is running through a brutal game without taking a single hit all while reading chat.

Amazing man, good job! That gunshot parry on Orphan was cheeky and Maria’s fight was like a dance.

29:05 Holy shit that bullet got CLOSE.

This is one amazing run, simply incredible, great job squilla!! side note - the commentary is top notch, super soothing to listen to as well haha great to fall asleep to lmao

50:49 the person not understanding why Rom is CDRom is so frustrating to me for some reason

I'm not mutch into the speedrunning stuff, I respect a lot speedrunners and what they do and I respect and appreciate you even more for the way you keep in touch with the chat, the commentary and all the good work in general with the runs. Cheers to you, I'll be loking forward to see more content

Awesome, I'm excited to see you do Dark Souls 2 next!

that cleric beast fight xD the music didn't even get a chance to start

15:33 CHUNGUS

great work man, my lord that is crazy :O

Damn man, the amount of practice required for this is honestly fucking insane, congrats dude, subbed

I'm doing a Bloodborne playthrough in early 2023, haven't played in at least a couple of years, and I am absolutely loving this game. I got the platinum trophy a long time ago, so I know it well, but maaaaan, is this a good game.

You're like the only streamer I really wanna try watching, cos your voice is so satisfying, you're fun to watch and really kind from the sounds of it.

Omg the Ron destruction! That was awesome!

how to beat mergo nurse, gehrman, maria, and orphan of kos 101 you dance

I have such great nostalgia for playing Bloodborne, my first time experience is my favorite first playthrough ever.

Squill you are an inspiration to me. Thank you for all that you do.

Wow I’ve never wanted to subscribe to someone so fast in a video, you seem like a funny and well put together guy 😂🙌🏻

I know I'm a few years late, but CDRom is a great name lol

it might be a couple days late, but just like you said squills, I am here thinkin "damnit, I missed another one. I am ashamed."

thank you squillakilla i used this strategy to beat laurence on my 2nd try

I was actually here for this one! It was a good run Squilla, well done dude, GG!

Crazy to watch this and hear his views on absolver, that game really had potentially but they fell short from the mark

CDRom was a great name, what are these guys talking about.

That Amygdala-Kill, though! Sweet Jesus! O_O

It's interesting when he's talking about the perspective of everyone watching. Proves u can't please everyone and that ultimately what matters is the type of person u are because that's where the real support comes in. But also being skilled plays a part in entertainment and engagement

This is incredible. I finished the game once, didn't have the DLC. So bought the hard copy game of the year edition and it corrupted my save data. I ain't ever been back to it... but I can live it out again through this.

Man this is absolute poise! I respect

I've rediscovered these vids and ive started falling asleep to these

I saw another BB no hit run on UKposts by heyZuesHeresToast that was uploaded about a month and a half before this video. Idk who was actually first but then again I don't care, your challenge runs are impressive and I like your demeanor, especially with how stressful I imagine these runs can get at times. Plus, I saw you did the DLC on this video not long after your 0 hit run of just the base game. Rock on, Squilla.

Imagine doing this, and being entertaining as well. Respect.

Great job, man! Congrats!

Came for the 0 hits, stayed for the wholesomeness

I thought nobody could never make this! GG man!

Damn younguns not getting the cd rom joke! I liked it. Romstein is pretty good too.

Why did I wake up to this? 🤣 I swear youtube sends the most random videos after I fall asleep to youtube lmao

Congratulations, well done

Squilla now needs to no hit Chalice Dungeons all the way through

When I saw the title of this video I thought it was clickbait. A no hit run is so impressive and I dread to think how much effort goes into learning every encounter in such detail. I died about 20 times on my first play through which is a lot less than dark souls games. I put that down to the healing system and amount of blood vials in comparison to estus amount in dark souls. However, not being hit is almost unthinkable.

Is this the only time where Squilla sounds so excited after the run? In all of his other runs, he was just like "okay".

I finally play this gem and am struggling with Ludwig atm. 2:54:08 Seeing him getting demolished in seconds(35 total) is crazy 😅

Man this was posted 4 years ago and I'm watching it again XD and doing my first ever playthrough of bloodborne

so much emotions not used to hear so much emotions from squilla :D

I just played this game for the first time, must've died to Ludwig like 20+ times, and I never saw him do that breath attack once.

I'm like 3.5 years late to this video... I'd still be impressed if I saw this day 1. You sir have earned a sub.

I came into Bloodborne fully expecting to hate Chalice Dungeons for all the same reasons, and surprisingly really enjoyed them. They do the, "do I keep going? Should I go back? What's in the nex--DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" thing that's such a trademark of the series actually really well. Except Chalice Rom. Fuck Chalice Rom. If Sister Friede is a Bloodborne boss in a Dark Souls game, Chalice Rom is a Dark Souls boss in a Bloodborne game. Fight feels awful.

Lol I love how he goes from calm, collected and calculated to "get fucked, get fucked!" A well deserved celebration of triumph :D

Did you know that with the Blueman Group boss there's an item that I think is called the Boneblade. (there's more to the name I know it) where if you get the actual guy of the group, he hangs back a bit from the rest, you turn the whole group on him and the whole boss fight turns into a joke as his bodyguards mob him.

Great run really

Years later but i just wanna state fax: only cashuls hate chalice dungeons, true OGs will FRC all depth 5 chalices and love every second of it

Congrats!

Number one not two! You rule! History is written but the victors! Gj! GG! horns up!

I have no idea how you can be this good at the Souls games because I just imagine you staring at your chat the entire time. Like bro I'm so mind boggled right meow.

He's getting way too good at this!

"does this game take inspiration from H.P Lovecraft?" "I believe it does". This is basically if H.P Lovecraft made a game. Some lines and concepts line up directly with concepts in his stories. Even if you listen to the Metallica song "the thing that should not be" based on the shadow over Innsmouth by H.P Lovecraft, the lyrics are eerily similar to the events of the game.

congrats

There’s a neat trick I found that I haven’t seen so Imma just leave it here. You can fight Gherman and Moon Presence without ending the run if you hunter’s mark out. You can use a bold one to use the echoes to level or what have you. The ending cutscene commences when you reenter the boss room.

Watching your BloodBorne videos inspired me to finally attempt a blood level 4 run. I got all of the main bosses. But I didn't go for all bosses bc there's a few that I just know I cannot do. Among those is Gerhman, since he's considered optional I feel my run is complete. I'm still trying him, but I am not succeeding in any way. If I do get him then I'll be even more satisfied, but if not then my first ever not bl4 run is done!

Awesome content my friend! May I ask what mic you use?

I hope that if Deion posts his perspective of this the title is just something wild like "I was Gaslit Dino into beating up a Xenoverse baby (Nano)"

1:17:19 here in Peru we call limes lemons and we use it as you would use a lemon.

I honestly did not know that the witches could attack. Late to the party but this was amazing to watch

To me a man who finish dark souls 3 without suffering damage is a psichopath.. hahaha.. congratulations. A hug from Brazil!

There are really people in the comments saying this 0 HIT run was a fail for taking FALL DAMAGE! Like you have to be a special kind of person to literally watch a speedrun with the words “0 hit” in the title and act like it’s a fail because he didn’t follow the rules of 0 damage run.

Color only exists as a construct of our mind and isn't innate to any object. So if the light is off then a red object is now black, not red. This debate is the crux of the philosophical idiom of "a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" Well it depends on how you define sound. Is sound what you hear when you hear a thing, or is sound the actual vibrations themselves that you can detect with your ears.

you and faraaz are awesome, gg!

Squilla you beast

gascoign fighting squilla: dumb screaming idiot beating on a railing gascoign fighting me: parries my heal and pounces on me from across the country

Jackie Chan shit in the corner had me laughing uncontrollably lmao

How does this man do LOGARIUS in like not even 1 min. That guy had me hooked for like 2 days

Laurence gave me a harder time than orphan in NG+ and that’s with the help of valtr but damn you handled his ass like he was vicar Amelia lol

The hell you mean. I always pictured miyazaki as having a pet cleric beast

I was looking for this stuff

Only game I ever platinumed. Absolutely my favorite from, from soft!

Sick man

"Ilu too times... 2." How very wholesome. Yo you watched Stiens;Gate? Truly a man of culture.

My friend you are legendary.

Super impressive.

"He's trying to take over the channel with the power of milk." Me drinking from my jar of milk: 0.0