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Female WKBRL voice: If you’re awake, go to sleep. My lazy self: _Say no more._

⚠️ Spoiler ⚠️ The video will end like this: But hey that’s just a theory… A BRAWL THEORY 💀

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ALSO IT WOULD EXPLAIN THE AUTO CONTROL WHEN A PLAYER GOES AFK IT WOULD MEAN THAT MAYBE NO CONTROLLED MOVEMENT FROM US{PLAYERZ] ,AFTER A TIME THEY REGAIN THEIR CONTROL

"You must choose the right brawler. The wrong brawler in the wrong event makes us all unhappy." -wise words dedicated for randoms.

Spike in 2017: A cute little cactus that always has a smile on his face Spike in 2021: Standing in front of the burned remains of a city with a smile on his face

Kairos: They're making us into brawlers and it's already starting OJ with his roleplays: I am normal, we are normal, we are happy

I just realized: “This TIME is normal” means the other Kairos is normal. They are trying to make you think that Kairos Tim is the real one…

YOU DON’T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT BECOMING A BRAWLER YOURSELF Glad you guys seem to really be enjoying this one, editing it down was really, really fun. Kairos sure went above and beyond with this theory 🤯

For a split second I thought this is Brawl talk announcement, but I dont complain. Cant wait for the video!

My current theories/headcanons - A WKBRL post once mentioned a genie vendor who's products will sometimes fuse with their customers. This could be how Tara gains her psychic powers (the genie is in her eye) and how Sandy gains a special ability to visit people's dreams, which they later use to uncover mysteries. The only genie who wasn't sold, for some reason, was Gene. - Tara covers her face because most of it was burnt off during the arson at Tara's Bazaar (now Velociraptors). This leads to a strange animosity between her and Amber (the SPUDE arsonist), which later resolves as they uncover mysteries. - The meteor that struck El Primo not only granted him superpowers, it also programmed his brain in some way or gives him strange dreams or hallucinations that later tell more about the park. - Spike was not just a cactus who got shot during a gunfight. He's an undead child trapped inside a suit. An ad from WKBRL once said not to look inside the cacti for "little man". - Poco's current guitar is a gift from a god after praying for a way to captivate his audience. This gift came with a catch, however: If he played music from love, his music would heal. If he played music from spite, his music would hurt. This lead him to unknowingly abuse his instrument until he learns his lesson and has a newfound love for playing his guitar. - Brock's boombox is 8-BIT's Player 1 controller, which 8-BIT gives to him after becoming friends. - Max Energy is a drug made to force people to smile, but is somehow also sold as an energy drink. May be related to the Power Cubes. - The graveyard in Mortis's Mortuary is real. Edit (an observation): During the WKBRL, when Jessie speaks in the broadcast, a blank user--presumably her--posts a haunting cry in the live chat: "HELP HELP THEY'RE BURNING. AND BROCK........"

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.

kairos : making a statement that starr hats are mind control devices lex : yeah, imma just put that on my head

This. Is. Epic.

Hi Kairos As always I love your videos! I was reading the update description for piper when I noticed the last line: "Just don't ask about her past." And I thought to myself? What happened to piper? Is her past really that bad? I was wondering if you could maybe do a theory video about piper? Sorry if this is a bit long, I'm just very curious to see what you think about this! 😅

I have a theory for kairos, You know when you go afk, and a “bot” takes over? But when kairos said we control the brawlers, I had an idea, this theory, when the brawler says something about being controlled, what if when we go idle, what if the bot is actually the brawlers own mind?!? LIKE WHAT IF THE BRAWLERS TAKE OVER WHEN YOU GO IDLE BECAUSE NOBODY IS CONTROLLING THEM.

“If you have 9 gems, you might as well have 0” The online Primos took that sentence quite literally

I have a theory: The old administrator of the WKBRL stream maybe warned ys about KairosTim and said this time is normal, reffering to KairosTime and further proving that KairosTim is the fake version of KairosTime made by Starr Corp

Supercell: let's sprinkle in some lore to make this fun Also Supercell: WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!?

Never thought a fun semi/kids game would have such dark lore

Kairos Tim would be PISSED when he sees this.

1980: Empire strikes back 2021: Starr Park strikes back

"Bats fly out of shovels" Mortis.

There's a update now. GT and Kairos. Theory this... Your a security guard checking on the cams for Star Park. There is tapes playing strange events. The more tapes... the stranger it gets. There is a notepad for you and your character writes on it every day. There also is a call reporting something that got recorded.

The fact that he stated that Frank and Dani could be from starr corp makes me think Ryan opposed them and therefore was brainwashed and removed from brawl talk and was forced to actually lie about the fact that he got promoted But hey that's just a theory a brawl theory

18:49 ´The wrong brawler in the wrong event, makes us unhappy´ Mortis players in heist be like:

theory: in the brawl stars animation "welcome to the gift shop" colt woke up from a nightmare he got nerf and was trying to escape to warn everyone. spike was just distracting colt. when he said, "is that who I am." spike appeared distracting colt from the realization

Bro, a long time ago i found the wkbrl stream randomly on yt and i was so creeped out that i could not sleep, i had no idea that it was so important to my favourite game

I love that kairos just adds a ":)" or ":D" every time the lady in the WKBRL talks lol.

Plot twist: the WKBRL stream is actually for depressed people and they’re genuinely trying to make them happy

An example of how much I love Kairos’ videos is one time he pinged me on wkbrl and that made my day

When they said, “Smile, your happy!”, I actually almost smiled……

Midway through the new theory 2, and I just had a crazy idea. What if the "Bad Randoms" who "won't cooperate" are actually against Starr Park Dream Battle Simulator? It doesn't matter who they are, remaining members of SPUDE, or just some punks who learned too much. They directly go against Starr Corp, by picking wrong brawlers in wrong events, which directly makes "everyone unhappy" aka messing up the training for the Starr Corp mega soldiers. Or maybe I am looking too deep into things. For example, why would Starr Corp even allow them to exist, aftrr they made themselfs public by releasing their song?

I miss the wkbrl... It was one of the best things Iv'e seen in youtube, and it was very very unique. I really hope they will maybe do another brawl talk on starr park like the collete brawl talk of that they will make another live steam on the starr park lore.

Bro your crazy with these theories! Keep it up. i cant wait till we all figure out starr parks plan

This is literally as interesting as brawl talk. I'm excited!

Nooooooo 😭

ooh boy im late. UKposts just recommended me your crossover episode with matpat and I watched all your theories after that. Please make more of them. You doing a great job as the "brawl theorist"

Could it be that Starr Corp is trying to learn how to clone their super soldiers? Cause more super soldiers are more powerful right? I mean either KairosTim is Kairos evil twin brother or he is Starr Corp's first attempt at cloning.

Hopefully Kairos is having a good evening right now.

Kairos: 8-Bit minigame on August 20, 2020 Me: Hmm interesting (looks at today's date) 🤯

I think there is more behind handsome Colt. I mean he is not just a random skin like wishers Bibi or others they're not included to the theme. Because he's on the loading screen with all the fantasy skins (evil Queen Pam, Ash, El dragon, emeread sprout...), and I'm safe he will play a big role in Star Park, or in Season 8.

I never played Brawl Stars nor intend to...but man, do I love a good mystery and theories.

Nine months ago me when starr park was popular: Mama help me Me now: Aw Sh*t here we go again

the children will control us with glowing rectangles. *laughs with circle phone*

Time is an illusion, "this TIME is normal," the water drops in the background (maybe indicates time flows like water, like in a lazy river)(may indicate more than the update), and "can someone hear me" (static sounds weird during can someone hear me), maybe the 9 seconds is how long it takes for the memory/time rest.

Even Though this is just a game, it still gives me chills

Smile your happy Edgar: I’m gonna act like I didn’t see that Edit: this should not have this many likes

Honestly what Brawlstars is doing is so awesome, legit it started as a mobile game that barley survived and now it’s a lore heavy game with a great community. This level of support is amazing, and I can’t wait to see what future stuff they have planned

12:40 could it be the audio in Amber's video? The one where she make thing go on fire, something exploded too. Think about it..

It seems like the part of the stream where the dude naned Science is talking is inspired by Welcome to Night Vale and the way that Cecil Palmer speaks. Super cool nod from Supercell.

Kairos:scares us to Death with creepy theories Also Kairos:but hey thats Just a THEORY

You know that Starr Park will be relevant again once Kairos makes another theory about it

The green gas that leaks out of the globe in the center when they show an Arial view of the park could be the same as the green goo outside of the grave yard and thats what "creates" the magic that he references he only points to three points on the map with the stick maybe starcade refines the goo through the tubes somehow to make the desired end product for whatever process runs in the globe

other theories I have: - the starr corp logo is same as the disconnection notice and it happens every single time you're grinding for trophies and then you end up having a decrease instead even though your internet connection is good. - I battled with bots and they have improved, they now hide in the bush too, also they do suicide too if the one bot and you are the only ones left in showdown. - brawlers suddenly make faces, try to stare at emz for at least 30 mins, she'll make a face, sprout, he'll change a post-it note on his face. - bots before don't do kiting or aim in different direction, now they do this is of course just a theory, just be happy and smile

Nice way of franchising game , and keeping players hyped. The way content creators and supercell co-operate is really well. It seriously works better than a animated history or comics for keeping fans interested.

Oh man. Poor Dani didn't know what he was signing up for when he became the community manager for Brawl Stars 2 years ago.

a few things, i've just started into this, so forgive me. in a previous video you showed the "map" they sent you. the scale is 1/8... which means that Starr park would only be 8 times larger than that map, which leads me to the investor video and the pointer (which did not go through the model's ceiling, but the "real one" went through theirs on the next loop out I believe that there is an infinite loop going on in their timeline, but this one is similar to when you point a video camera at it's own output, the size gets smaller and continues on infinitely but slightly out of sync, and this also would generate the WKBRL radio to be eternal.

3:02 this guy was replaced with the worker on the right as you can see

I just can't wait for it,it almost feels like a brawl talk! The thumbnail makes it better

The girl who was trying to get in to the streaming room was probably jessie or maybe amber (tyrranical turnip). It sounded like jessie but amber could sound like that if she woke up DRUNK or...... BRAINWASHED?

1:26 yes

12:33 That fireworks and the Rocket description that said "this is bad news for costumers" I think that its the rocket from boss fight, a nd the fireworks are the "missiles he launches, after all both are deadly

My little theory: Bad Randoms are actually trying to help Starr park employees to not feel happy so they will be aware about situation and also won't be good soldiers which will fail Starr park's plans

I love Kairos' Brawl Theory series!! It gives me chills and fright everytime

Question:1 what is the green gas in showdown maps and does it have anything do tonight brainwashing. Question:2 what does starrpark need a theme park to do their expieremental mutations. Question:3 how many brawlers know this and are trying to defeat starpark and how many are working with them

My theory is that Gale, Jessie, and Maxx are the ones running the WKBRL stream before it was taken down. That was clearly Gale's voice on the radio, the voice on the other side of the door sounds a lot like Jessie's, and it was Maxx's drink that triggered the whole event.

My theory: kairos tim talks about his friends that wore a starr park hat, meaning he is friends with ppl who are controled by starr park, so he is one of starr park employees and trying to distract kairos from starr park secrets 8:38 there is a further evidence that kairos tim works for starr park LIKE SO KT CAN SEE I

The fact that WKBRL said “no night terrors” makes me have night terrors after watching literally every Brawl Theory video

The new update sooooo proves this is true! There are a lot of flashing lights secret spaces closed areas, and in boss battle (robot) there is a sign that says smile etc

Cada vez que los brawlers intentan "despertar" de la simulación, los de Starr Corp intentan controlar nuevamente al brawler por eso aparece el símbolo de mala conexión, el cual se parece a uno de los símbolos que aparece al principio del video 'Invest in the future'. Al menos eso quiero creer, te maldigo, Movistar 😑

I’m scared of Brawl Stars now, this lore is so crazy and I love it

I don't play brawl stars anymore but my GOD these theories are still as exciting as they always were!! The game lore is just so deep for it's simple style and I'm a sucker for that crap. Keep fighting for them, Kairos.

The WKBLR stram is reminding me of Welcome to Nightvale, another great podcast. If Kairos listens to it, he would understand.

More theories pls... 👍 Loved the other B.T(s) and this one Too... ❤️

The host: the children control us with glowing rectangles! Me, with a round phone: *checkmate*

Imagine Tim comes and comments "you're weak" and KT answers "I'm you"

Love ur brawl theory videos kairos! ❤️

I think the firework thing is someone try to awake everyone and it was successful. Star corporation caught up the act and reset them.

So, that's why he's name Kairos Tim, because "time", is sensitive to Starrpark employees

Yaay! The iconic line is back, "But hey it's just a theory, a brawl theory!"

fake karios: you don't have to worry becoming a brawler yourself Real karios:Hello fellow brawler

one more thing i found out that. in the investor video before the investor got change the 2nd one was near to the 1st one in the last scene the time 6.51 to 7.01 the guy who was mopping the floor was the 2nd investor

Does anybody have any more “Park” attraction themes: Like a Tiny-Big world, an Ice Age area, a type of Underwater Atlantis?

This feels like empire strikes back, but better and with brawl lore I can feel the imperial march and a plot twist coming

W.K.B.R.L. : The voice that hears you me : oh so u hear everything? W.K.B.R.L. : yes me : *plays a 100 hour rickroll video* W.K.B.R.L. : wait what NO DONT U DARE me : enjoy :) W.K.B.R.L. : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Last brawl theory, miss these vids

Uncovering the lore is getting more intense than I imagined.....

Kairos is just a person who got brainwashed and getting his memory back day by day and turning to the main character in the lore

off topic but how did you get that gene poster in the background? it's so cute

There has to be a control station so if one person can escape the loop they have to figure out where it is and they have to save the others and have to stop starrpark at all costs even if it costs their lives

The only true thing they say on the WKBRL is when she says, “the wrong brawler in the wrong event makes us all unhappy.” Even the commentator hates randoms.

Another Brawl Theory! So excited on this one, even because of the fact that it is going to be the logest one yet. Rewatching all the brawl theories rn to get ready to this one! Can't wait!

When I hear the female voice saying stuff like “you *ARE* having a good morning” I feel like I’m being brainwashed or interrogated

The 24 hour loop kind of reminds me of the movie (the day after tomorrow) movie is about when a specific thing is killed it resets the day

17:17 there's more evidence about that as you can see in-game that Jessie is actually sleeping and talking, while piper is as well

wkbrl: you must chose the right brawler for the right event, the wrong brawler in the wrong event makes us all unhappy Me: I just used Mortis in robo rumble and boss fight

This kinda reminds me of it’s a good life where they all had to smile and be happy all the time in a place separate from our world

My mini theory is that the name supergiant is foreshadowing the future of starr corp, supergiant stars are basically a stars last phase before death in which they become super powerful for a short amount of time before they die and when they die they sometimes form black holes in a black hole it is chaos because it can CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS which I think forshadows starr corp being overthrown by spude and now spude has all this crazy technology some of which can change the laws of physics now without any professionals to regulate this technology and it somehow breaks loose and unleashes chaos onto the universe it's a little farfetched but I think there's a reason why they are also called supergiant and not just star corp