Clarkson got his revenge later lol

Top gear invades poland

Still could be worse

😂😂

He remembered what he'd said about their cars

ThatHappy Duck wasn't that a tag line for an advert for volxwaggen they did

stupid joke since Poland has 1100 tanks and that is two times more than UK and germany have together. brits has less than 80 tanks in service and without Poles brits would speak german, since Poles cracked Enigma and Polish fighter pilots defended UK.

I'm Pole and this is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard on this show! Love Clarkson's sens of humour!

Michal Polaszek for me he is arrogant idiot.

@@zepter00 dude russia is sitting on your polish border with 15,398 tanks ready to take over again! You better rely on the brits and the germans with their little amount of armoured cars! And dont forget to pay your bills to the good guy (!) trump man! Otherwise.. well you know your history....

jeremy did the captions

Yes Jeremy did it

1998 Subaru Impreza 22b STI lol

And 4:18

@@abramo7700 The captions are auto generated by youtube.

“Goowd bye old boi”

Patrick Larionov “goodbye, old boy”

😂 He seemed genuinely annoyed.

On the subtitle it goes "look at me, you stupid jumper" lol

Gut Bye olt Boi!! Was funnier for me 😁

Marsales bent bonny mountain gun sing

Plot twist, its actually three british spies.

@@p12anjacobmlgnoscoper86 in Two stolen German warmachine, and one FORD

마언 bitch Please. GermanSS are the bigest robbers just in Poland They destroyed and robbed property worth more than 900 bilion $

@@zepter00 can you calm down?

XxMr NoobxX I am calm all the time. Can you fuck off?

+Directormiki but can someone explain why?

+Jagór Fest Just a joke about World Wars etc

I don't know if you realized that, but I'm from Poland. You just need to have a bit of distance :)

+Darek Czajkowski Na tym polega sukces tego programu. Żarty ze wszystkiego i ze wszystkich :)

Czech Republic was so much closer lol

Aaron Scheer Ja das ist leider so in Deutschland ^^

'Entrence'

Just drove in Germany for the first time... Does anyone obey the illuminated speed signs? Speed limits change constantly, and no one seemed to slow when illuminated signs instructed to do so!

@@justinjones1644 Perfection.

@@vanivari359 Don't think I ever saw cameras. Would they be pretty obvious or indicated with more signage?

Yea this is my 9 th time

RandomCarGuy17

Benlegend 63

RandomCarGuy17 well sadly...

RandomCarGuy17 what season is this

It is spelled faCt not "fakt"

@@canbat03 sorry my autocorrect is German and corrected the English fact with the German Fakt.

Well at least theres a gas station every 50km

@@canbat03 German tends to use K to represent hard C's rather than agglomerate hard and soft C's like English does. For instance, Germans would spell "Cereal" with the regular C, but "car" with a K

So that’s why Captain Slow was shot…

The Rwv That's the joke... They are making a WW2 joke because Britain

Silverdarlin they should seek the nearest way to the English channel then xD

Hardocore it’s because we saved Europe from zee Germans

The Rwv well that’s just not fun enough

@@ideologicduck the Brits?

danzig!

@@saitylmaz5414 Gdańsk***!!!

@@Har1ByWorld donkey kong

You mean Danzig and Krakau. Those were German cities for quite a long time.

Built by Germans, occupied by the red army. You should be able to relate with Vyborg...

which season and episode is this?

Imagine it in 2017 :D

MashiatCOD99

"If you run out and dont make it you will be shot" - FIA

Still stands in 2018 :'D

69th like, finally.

+Dami Nooki ha ha ha

The seats don't make a huge difference in holding the speed. Turn off the lights and air conditioner and you change a lot.

Dami Nooki Each seat of an Audi TT weighs 23,5kg with seat heating. The seats of my car weigh about 30kg and they are really old. And as you have to adjust the seits to every side, they can't just weigh 250kg each. Also, a standard car weighs about 1.2-2 tonnes in total, which is mostly the iron from the engine and body. On the other hand, if you drive a tank, they probably weigh a tonne. But I'm not even sure with that. And even if your seats would weigh a tonne, it wouldn't make a huge difference to the outcome as they were driving at a constant speed. The friction isn't that much higher and the inertia only matters at acceleration/decelleration, so it would only matter if you brake a lot due to the traffic.

Dami Nooki 100kg (or let's say 200kg if they are extremely heavy) don't matter a lot, as they are still driving at constant speed. It's like if you add 0.5-1kg to a bicycle (considering) and drive a constant speed. It won't matter a lot.

Dami Nooki No, still it wouldn't. The time you lose would be better spent driving slower.

+Charles Yin right, no? If they drove south from Colditz and via Chemnitz they would have hit the Czech border after about 70 miles, so why did they go to Poland?

Irony I'm guessing.

+Freeman perhaps it is because Germany had already invaded Czechoslovakia before the war started and the Allies accepted it, but made an agreement with Germany (which Germany broke) that they were not to invade Poland.

ui

*UPHILL*

Ditto...

addicted to tea you suck!👍 go make a ton of money in one tv show then u can trash them. Oh yea in case u forgot, U SUCK!

@@VonDankDaFyd420 stfu little kid

Go watch Grand Tour then. It’s their new show and it’s very entertaining and similar to Top Gear

Agreed

Rikster 675 If I’m honest, the grand tour is way better and they are free to do as they please, they are way more naturally funny in it.

Me, too! These three new guys are nice people for sure. But they are as funny as 5m railway. 😞😒 So I prefer watching old episodes here. And dream of the good old times. 😉🤭

The new show is a fucking abortion. Refuse to watch any more. Grand tour is okay, but it's still not top gear

@@joshuagoodger2451 how is Grand Tour way better?

Until you are polish :D

Just like the people from that era

@@soldadoryanbr7776 oooof

Well, if it was for "WWII Czech republic" (called protectorate Bohemia and Moravia), the actual border would be much more further into the area of contemporary Czech republic, near Roudnice nad Labem, making it probably the same distance (or longer) as to Poland.

@@JOHNZ476 You are technically correct, the best kind of correct there is.

err yeah. at the end of time, when all is destroyed, will there have been a better show?

It is, but otherwise it was sure they would make it. Going to Zgorzelec means there is a chance of not reaching it.

Farmer McCow Besides, it would mean going from Germany to Poland... and you know what that means.

yes it is I actually live rather close to Colditz and with some knowledge of the area this challenge would had been easy, however just going for the Czech Republic does not necessary present the better option because it would mean going through some rather mountainous terain

..... I'm afraid they're not legal there lol probably

shh

I just finished watching that episode and heard Clarkson quickly mention they had filmed an economy run but didn't have time to air it so I thought "I wonder if the footage made it online somewhere?" and here we are at the official BBC youtube channel. Kudos to them for posting it.

Thanks, I was looking for that!

No wonder I don't remember this from the show. Thank you for the info.

It’s uploaded now mate

Most of their laughing in genuine. I love that about these 3 - just 3 good mates

Wouldn't be as funny as reliant robins!

quite right.

They would overheat?

FSO would make it, because it was the fastest from these cars... And then fall into pieces.

QuasarBarkas FSO guy would be the fastest since FSO had world record in long distance fast driving back in the days.

U know its a good show when people comment 8 years later

@@arvinreddyjakkamreddy2102 Indeed.

Yeah lol, that noise is the epitome of "oh shit"

Denby Spinks watever car Jeremy Clarkson drove , are bound to raise the value a bit

I wouldn't pay 20 quid for a shitty old ford.

@@shifty2755 It's not that bad i guess.

@@ikie18 Cant see what people see in them.

... Oh dear

Well... Top gear is officially dead.

what was the BBC thinking?

Tobi As god knows

Tobi As they weren't thinking

***** it's shithole country only for those who's never been here. If your knowedge about Poland came form TV ( especially German TV) you know nothing. Soon saferty will be most important for European nations. Im working in transport buissnes and I know how things goes in Germany or France. I have firends there and what they are telling me is't crazy. 25 years old signe woman form Germany is going to sleep at 20:00 couse she have nothing else to do! She can't got out couse it;s not safe. In Poland , you don't have such problems.

***** To be honest with you Top Gear is prooving that most peoples are ignoratns and they belive Poland is 3rd world. Funny thing is that first Top Gear Live show had place in....Warsaw.

+Kuba Baran Poland is as xenophobic as it gets, wouldn't like being beaten up by bunch of skinheads

+Kuba Baran I'm actually "black Canadian" pretty sure that has nothing to do with middle East , The sad part is my comment Triggered you to write 30 paragraphs of "BULLSHIT" With tons of grammatical errors , You better stop wasting your time on the internet flaming strangers, and start doing productive stuff... period have a Good Day 😇😂

It used to be part of a route to escape the DDR, iirc

They also used the time attack music from NFS The Run once. Or was that on The Grand Tour?

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5 years later... still no MOT... but on SORN. Someone is at least completing the paperwork each year.

it's actually one of his better ones. looks quite good to me .. :D

James is though just not his jumper.

totally :D been looking for this comment

I have have never had a car and actually do not like them. At. All. But... this show is great and it's these guys that make it so. Have not watched the new guys and probably never will.

Ursus Maritimus No, Captain Maths got it right (you’re using US Gallons, James May is British).

@@amct1019 Even then it's still wrong, but closer than US units

@@iancornish2501 it's 2.93 gallons but james rounded it up so technically it's correct.

@@Dog1818YT I understand rounding but if they wanted to use 3 gallons they'd have been better just saying 13.5 litres, not 13.35... Every bit of conversion makes no sense here

Can you tell me the title? Thanks.

​@@carljeongBlack Rebel Motorcycle Club - Bad Blood.

DasOst They didnt Czech the map properly

MrPie Get out

MrPie ba dumm tss

Too up hill.