Please remain calm

Please please Sock ma wulleh

@@Jack-ny4vu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

same

IM CALM

*I'M DEFINITELY CALM*

*I'M VERY CALM*

Especially when it’s a voice recognition technology lift and it made the person angry in the first place 😂

Perhaps the "you have not selected a floor" message set em off. It's like your mum accusing you of not brushing your teeth infront of your friends. Doesn't matter if you did or not. Don't tell me what I haven't done! Lol fantastic

🤣

That would have been awesome😆

oh my god... could you imagine their reactions

They still couldn't exit the elevator 😂

I can totally see this happening

Ok boomer

One really hard thing is that if I set my voice recognition in Finnish (my mothers tongue) I have to pronounce english names in finnish accent which is just stupid. And if I set it to english I have have to pronounce finnish names in english accent :D That is just stupid

I read this in a Scottish accent

There is a fine line between "a push-button will do" and "why wasn't this invented before". For instance, touch screen in mobile phones. Have you tried it in 2004-2005? Or Google Translate... Do you remember it in e.g. 2008? It is just a transition phase. Some of such things will die out, but some will evolve to be so obvious that the transition phase will be forgotten...

Max Baker a man of culture I see

Ben’s sound as fuck but.

That's voice recognition for you :P

I love Ben. 😂

ME TO AND "I LOVE THEN" KFKSJDOAIDU

Bruh that's hilarious lmao 🤣😂🤣😂

You might be right, but I hear a bit of a "New York" accent in it. I've heard some New Yorkers say it the same way he does.

To me it sounded German

Fuck, why would you divorce one of the Corrs? Unless it was the brother, of course ;0)

Hahaha 😅

That's because lots of Irish people, especially posh Dublin people, do speak like Americans now (in the past this class talked like posh British people, that's why their accents ended up so weird even before they started taking on the US influence). Example. "Oh. My. Gaawd. Caroline, that was, like, so, like omg." I've asked young Irish girls what part of America they were from, and my American friend in the US has done the same with some J1 students. It's confusing. I've even heard girls speaking Irish with that retroflex American r, it's crazy. Shows how weak and assimilated to global (Anglo-American) consumer culture the young Irish are.

And the Irish.

I have American friends who understand everything I say, what do you mean?

@@TheseBombsOnly I believe it’s a joke m8. Also everytime I’ve been to America i have a lot of trouble getting them to understand me, and my accent isn’t even that thick.

@@MatthewBaxter88 I know it's a joke, I followed it up with another. And you are pretty trigger happy on the menu screen.

@@TheseBombsOnly apologies, it’s hard to tell sarcasm purely through text. Also trigger happy?

There’s actually several cities and towns in America called Dublin. 😂 Obviously named after the original because of the Irish diaspora. 🇮🇪🇺🇸

Ireland is simply East America. They just don't know it yet :p

It does!

The twist is there is no 11.

Me too

Same

The Zhongli Venti one cracks me

same here buster

yes! HAHHAHAHA still can't stop smiling/laughing.

thats what i thought

E

Why would it cancel?

I think they had to say floor 11

the ultimate predator

The real plan

I read it (skirts) the first time!

@@kamelaly995 hahaha

Cheers!

I heard that

Same

She meant to say elevator

Alligator chomp AHHH FUCK MY LEG AHH FUCK MY HEA-

Where? I cant hear anything

Wait when did they say that?

"111 likes"

I like the part where they're in the lift.

@@AndrewSpencer69 they were in a lift?

That made me pee hahahaha

LOL 😂

YAH FOOKING KAUW

Thats me to my causin

You can always say ten and go one floor up, there is no way this lift will not understand "ten" 😂

@@mynameis1261 here's some wood. 🪵 Touch it. You've jinxed it.

"Will be?" every day hen.

tom osman true 😂

The end is scotland on the run up to indyref2 😂

true true “I love Ben” PLEASE😭😭😭😭

“I we have I LOVE BEN” 😭

Aye, that fer sure is funne

Imagine being a non-native English speaker like me 🤣

FREEEEDOMMMMM

That's funny, because as an American myself I could perfectly understand almost every word they said.

@@thunderbird1921 you must live in an area where the accents are similar to theirs then...😌

@@yuukig7479 Well, I had a teacher in middle school from South Africa. Nice guy, but his accent was 3X stronger than this. After you spend a month learning to understand that, your listening skills go up by 10. These Scottish guys are easy compared to him.

In wales, right? Cheers!

This was her last comment. She got it!

That's actually bloody genius

I had a teacher from South Africa in middle school. His accent was the strongest I've ever heard in my life, these Scottish guys are easy to understand compared to his speaking. Amazingly though I understood him almost perfectly within a month. I guess it takes time to train your ear.

Maybe for you they're easier to understand. But the Scottish accent is considered one of the hardest to understand for people not from here. Some people just have a good ear for accents too.

@@thunderbird1921 I would just love to hear a "conversation" between a South African and a Scotish.

Geordies are just Scots with their heeds kicked in.

My Geordie grandparents raised me in the states. Go magpies. I'm not the best code switcher but I can at least understand the thickest accents. I've heard a few times that my Scottish accent sounds more natural for my voice than my American accent which is funny.

Alexa doesn't like Canadian accents either. I don't know why; it's not like we're that different from American. I do not need St. Pauli Gringo water and bee compounder on my shopping list.

@@mehere8299 we have accents? wack

After seeing this the first time I made an effort to find Burnistoun on BBC Scotland on Freesat... and was thoroughly disappointed that none of it was nearly as good as this!

still iconic in 2020

And in 2021.

I miss 2019 ಥ‿ಥ

Always iconic

2022

Uleven

you should say its awright am no scottish

There are no buttons

Jack lad, that is just braw fantastico knowing we make you smile. Bless you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🏻

Oh just take us anywhere u cow

_Sorry, I'm not sure_

uh-LEFF-ehn

Not me, I’m fine

was he a scot or just had a mad accent

@James Mills Freeeeeeddddoooooooom!

@James Mills Scoooootland FREEEEEEEEDOOOOM!!!!

@James Mills Нет препятствий патриотам!

😂😂😂👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎

Me too

AYE THE CHAOS BROS

.....and your kids are mixed race.

their last ep was in 2012

@makadeni123 isnt that what theyre called?

@makadeni123 oh please lmao. you don't 'know' a teacher who got suspended for that. you read some unsubstantiated bs on a forum or got told a story and you ran with it without fact checking bc it triggered you so much

@makadeni123 what are they called now?

@makadeni123 well I'm calling them monkey bars forever. The only people who have a problem with that name are those who think "monkey" and then think "black person", and that's only left wing loonies (the most racist people alive). Haha!! Omg 😂 they will try anything! No one tanning is trying to look another race!! Are the Twitter psychos saying the same thing about skin bleaching? Because that's the #1 "beauty" product sold world wide.