I did that once. This lady was only huge in her stomach. I said your about to pop any day now huh! She said I'm not f- ing pregnant. I will never make that mistake again. I'm telling you she had a huge belly and everything else was skinny.

@@stacibayles5724 You didn't answer but you are rather obese in the abdominal area, aren't you.

@@stacibayles5724 that is super embarassing lol

Oh b r u H

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*bish, u popping out a bald human- kitty?*

😂

Hooman*

You got me laughing😂

This is exactly my thought 😆😆

Yeah it must be that Or it was that look _You're filming me again aren't you, putting up cute clips on UKposts, no ? Wouldn't it be time to pay me some dues?_

More like "yo I never noticed that weird hole in your belly but now that you're laying there with your shirt up, and your belly is bulging out the most I've ever seen, let me just inspect this... Hmm... *sniff sniff*... That is a really bizarre smell... *sniff sniff* Ew... I love you though :) "

cat's actually know what pregnancy is, if a cat purrs on a pregnant woman's belly the baby will feel the vibrations of the purring and it will help them move around.

​@@Dripper03cool

Lies again? Maybe the cat saw the baby kicking

It could be from a change of scent. Pregnant women emit a different scent and I recently heard from Andrew Huberman that this scent is so strong it causes the father to actually put on mass because the body feels it needs strength more. I assume this same scent is picked up by these cats and other domesticated animals realising their owners are in need of support

@@amartya9034 Yes. But why the mass of the father is just FAT and not muscles ?

@@Euphytos I am not sure if it’s ONLY fat I don’t really think it is possible for somebody to gain just fat in any circumstance. It could be the food that they’re eating is in general filled with fats and causes gain of unhealthy fat or the body considers fat a sort of energy reserve to be used for days when you have low sleep from handling home and work life. Lifestyle factors also come into play you and me we need to go hit the weights hit the bag get in our muscle stimulus but guys couple centuries ago chopped whole trees down with just an axe and then made wood out of those logs as part of their work whereas we have to just sit on a chair and study and work on a notebook or computer

Part 2 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qqV1mYd-h4yXwJs.html

I don't know if this is a troll or if you're actually this gullible. Either way it's funny, though.

You deserve more likes 😩

Brilliant! 😂

Groan!

Underrated comment

They shoot....they score!😂👍🏼

😂😂😂😂

@Kindred Heyo 😳

@Kindred i-

@Kindred 🤦‍♂️🤦🤦‍♀️

@Kindred oh no she eat the baby and now it's in her stomach 😨

@@asmrblackandwhiteblood I did many decades ago but thank you for checking in!

Huh?

It's true. There's already a cat working our entire neighborhood for free food, water, and shelter; it's only a matter of time before he has the tri-state area in his claws

Deliver "our" children??

our children?? HUH?

You’re hilarious 😂

"Don't tell me you are cannibal" ~The cat probably

lol "human"

@@seemingly9885 it is one, no?

@@a_gill242 its a fetus and its not living human being.

@@seemingly9885 yeah, go tell that to the cat.

The cat grasps what millions of people have hardened their hearts & blinded their own eyes & minds to - that it is indeed a fragile, living human being, to be loved & protected.

(S)He's? You don't need to make up new words. Just use 'They'. In this instance you would replace whatever the heck that abomination is and use 'they're' instead.

@@bunlocke Mn. Thanks for saying tho

Yeah sure, like in the 370th week of pregnancy. But a 12 week old fetus is just that, it's a fetus. So don't bring that weak shit sauce up in here. Also, are you kidding me? That cat doesn't understand what the fuck is going, it's a cat. It sees a fat belly, nothing more.

@@David-sj4fk Chill, bruh. I was just saying it's cute.

hey

@@EnergeticSpark63meow meow 👋🏼

😂

Yeah Karen WTF

👀😲🤦😩😅

Hii KAREN

🤣

Cat scan

@@RohanSanjith this comment is so underated

@@rogerb3657 super

๑♡Sweet Cat♡๑

The cat stayed at a Holiday Inn.

Yes yes yes yes

@@YutaOkkotsu666 No.

@@momo1461 yes

@@Peeti-Peetu No.

@@momo1461 yes

🤣🤣😂

Wow just wow 🤣🤣

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@@kiransaraogi4075 sketched 😂

Plot twist : the cat is going to be a father

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We've been Clickbaited

This is similar to videos of people opening their mouths so their cats will stick a foot inside the newly-formed hole. This cat is probably just checking for mice.

Lol

The cat was clearly being careful tapping her belly, If you pay attention, there is more too the story.

@@GHOSTUSER00 no it was just smelling her stinky bellybutton simple

Lmmfao

Golden

😂😂

I laughed too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for your comment.

Damn Skippy! 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

(in the voice of Morgan Freeman)But it was and there was nothing she could do to stop it....deep down she knew too.....but she kept telling herself this in hopes she could will it into being true

Lmao. Most definitely

😀😀😀

owner: it IS going to terrorize you.... and dont call me shirley

22 likee

Wait..

Hmm

*o h n o*

Hold up

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lol

Someone*

"And I have seen enough Alien movies to know where this is going."

Plot from that alien movie

@Dragos Andrei Cristea doesn't need a connotation, it's just a blessing

Please look up “literally”.

@@gregcosta4598 no need to

literally? lol...no, you are assigning that to the cat. It's just like, damn, my owner got fat! lol

The cat is just checking on how well the food is cooking.

True.

Plot twist : *the cat is going to be a dad* Edit : *successfully disturbed innocent minds*

@@Gone29364 that’s cursed

@@Gone29364 bro no

@@Gone29364 *get out*

Damn lmao

lmaoooo! omg

OOP-

Judging from the replies I'm missing what this implies. Someone please knock me out with the punchline since I'm as oblivious as a stack of bricks right now ^^'.

@@MarioMarioBW female cats who aren't spayed will often leave their owner's home and come back pregnant. It may be implying that the owner did the same and the cat thinks that's what happened.

And "I guess I won't be jumping onto her belly any time soon."

He does not wanna pay child’s support

Billie Jean begins to play in the background.

@@JMerv80 😂😂

"I swear to god Kevin, I thought we used protection!"

Cat is like "I need to get a job"

"Must protecc at all times" Nah but no joke, one time i watched a video of someone recording their babies room and their cat checked in on the baby almost every 20 minutes every night. Its like instinct for a cat to take care of babies, dogs do it sometimes too!

Wai- what!?

*HOL UP-*

.....wh-?

it most likely wouldnt dont be the ohhh my cat is mean type ppl lol..

@@100XPercentX some cats are actually like what they say

@@tomodomo7675 mean & crude?

@@icecreamwasabi exactly, but we still love them otherwise

Train your cat.

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In the end it turns out to be a competiter for more atention 😆😅

@Cristina Ramos ?

Cute

Lololol

You have 99 likes sir I cat bring myself to press like unless you like 100 more then 99

@@squishy_the_lucky_devil.1879 hahahahah you made my day 😜😜😁♥️

😂😂😂

@@icallmyselfgino4879 damn it has more licks now ill lick it too

Hahah *little paw grab* Man i want some food too!

💀 fr

No, she understood it's baby.

@@umashrivastava3151 there’s a reason you have no subs

LMAO

xD

Isn't that cute?

So tender!

Awww

Blessings from the cats upon you

Rofl right!

Yes 🤣

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Good job 😂😂

If that watermelon stalk just started to grow out of my ass I would have given up on trying to make it to the hospital in time

420 likes

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😂

But İ can't help, Falling in love, with you

This comment is so wholesome...

Aww😂😭

Bruh

awww

Awwh

There are only two types of people. People who love cats and people who are yet to own a cat. They are awesome.

4 misscarriages in 1 year not looking good sarah

@@thisisthecat9518 LMAO

@@thisisthecat9518 shii man

@@thisisthecat9518 THAT'SJUST TOO FAR BYEEE

@@thisisthecat9518 GG

And that how neko are born 🤣

It’s a male lmao

@@thechief8661 i thi k they were saying that cats have kittens, not neceseraly that this cat had them but idk

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This....😁

bs...cats are always that careful when something is not quite usual

@@penusliski dude it's a joke

@@johnnynalley I know but I'm a bit sick of ppl claiming the cat is aware of the baby which the joke is based on

@@penusliski learn how to take a joke bud

😂😭

🤣😹🌟

"you are heating up my next meal i see, how considerate"

You’re cracking me up!! 🤣🤣🤣

and your belly button has a weird smell LOL

Likely possible; some dogs have been proven scientifically to be able to smell out certain cancers. Cats may pickup on her pheromones, or other things we know nothing of.

pheromones

Yes...👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@@omartarek4167 That makes no sense.

It's a stupid animal... it just smelled some food that got stuck in her navel.

@@Lola-cg2kc I just realized you both have the same hamster in your profiles-

😂😂😂

Hambuger

I read that in Peter Griffin's voice. LOL!!!!

"Jeez, you need to stop eating so much Karen"

Oh ya I didn’t even think of that!

You’re* sorry... ocd

😁🐈

🤣

Haha, more like...Wow. All that, and...just ONE?

yup. it could be. well you never know.

😭✋

Thats exactly what i thought

😂😂

Did... Dan, Phil and Thomas take a photo with your hand?

"Bro ya know there's a hole in you?"

And a stinky one at that

The hole smells like fish😂🤣

Lol I’m your 1,000 like exactly

thats what i thought

Not gonna lie that's actually cringe asf, it's like a joke that was from 2011

@@AzmiMaulanaHamdani I liked it.

@@AzmiMaulanaHamdani stfu

@@AzmiMaulanaHamdani Based on my opinion I agree

@@AzmiMaulanaHamdani nobody asked

That's the Taco Bell, she just needs to open the window for a good long fart.

Cat: *Pulls out claw* Lemme have a little look at that fecker.

Cat: There's a hole. Maybe something to eat in there?

Cats and dogs can actually smell the hormonal changes when a woman is pregnant (though I believe dogs are more sensitive to it) In my opinion this cat probably knew for a while and was just inspecting to make sure everything is ok

@@wd25a JSGJSGJHSK

No title will be meoww meouu meowww meoww meowwww;;!!

@@technicalgamingandroid3208 same goes to the tutorial videos there

@@naim2729 clickbait : Meow meow meow meow MEOW!?? (MEOW MEOW!!) (MEOW MEOW!)

@@SenkoMV meanwhile the amogus version in meowtube: *m e o w g u s*

@@naim2729 LMAO

That's soo sweet. Human baby and kittens and 2 momas in the same house ❤

Sandy had kittens at around the time I was born and she climbed into my cot

awww 😍😍

Momma cats don't take no for an answer, they put their kittens where they want to.

My mums cat had kittens when I was born too and did the same thing! We have pictures of her and her kittens sleeping in my crib with me!

I've never laughed at a comment like this before 😂 . And I could see it through its eyes 😂😂😂😂

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Them belly buttons can stink up no lie!

Belly buttons are disgusting

@@ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785 just pick and eat the lint to get free protein 😋

Ouch

"are you going to steal every comment you saw like u did with this one?"

@@michaeljunction4088 Which comment? Don't even see 1 close to this one.

@@basvandijk279 there sure is plenty of stolen copies, and there's one on a UKposts post, i dont remember the original one but it sure is not you.

@@michaeljunction4088 I haven't seen another

Lol cats have such sensitive hearing that the cat probably heard the fetus’s heartbeat.

@@AlcoholicBoredom yup they could

I read that question wrong 🤭

@@AlcoholicBoredom that’s incredible

The baby does change the mother's hormone profile, likely the cat can smell it. A dog could.

Haaa

_You did not just-_

Oh wow- you really just did that-

@@GalaxyTheLynx Lol that was my first reaction

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💀WHY LMAO

I was looking for a comment like this

HAHAHAHAHA

LMAO

r/Cursed Comments

102 likes in 2 hour?!

281 and still in 2 hours

men i'm prove of you. its just 2 hours ago but you got that likes

ah it stinks, nice and good

@@kelseamangrum2759 YOU ARRIVED ONE MINUTE EARLIER THAN ME!

I too like to be full of cars

yes, I’m so carful, another wouldn’t hurt

@@no-on6hu same here. I like being full of cars too. When I’m carful, my favorite type of cars are offroad 4x4’s

Is this the ESL thread 😅 Learning to proceed with study lots😉

@@no-on6hu oh wait I see what you mean XD

*I agree with the cat. Very precious.*

@Offensive man r/iam14andthisisdeep

I read that as delicious first-

@@pastelstarsugar mm yes pregnant belly delicious

@@Goodannoyance nO StOp- 🖐💀

"wtf, their anus is on the belly?!"

"Also just to let you know you got some gnarly belly button lint in there, pee-eww"

Exactly my thoughts!!

@Armored Refrigerator thank u for this glory

Lmao