Dont u mean hold mjlnir

The Spider Guy 2008 lmfaooo

I was gonna say the same thing :(

Hold Thor's beer

@TheAbysssarian Official# nah he uses both shield and mjolnir at the sametime

Congrats,you've SPOILED endgame

Ching Hung, Dude, by June everyone who's seen this Comment has seen endgame

Okay

It's just a joke

@@idrinkpepsi exactly

xD

TRUE

XD

Maybe but Salinger doesn’t have AMERICAS ASS🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍑🍑🍑

Do I hear *T* *H* *I* *C* *C* oh wait *Dani has entered the chat*

I was legit crying during the part with evans, but then i burst out laughing when he started talking about salinger

This was underrated, u did a great job in quoting everything. Props to u man

@@toastyboi8737 same here

Of course, Salinger’s Cap is a selfish oaf.

"matt salinger's captain america was pretty much just a guy, who winged it most of the time, and barely showed any team effort coordination"

When your video has two Endgame spoiler in it but Endgame didn’t exist when your video was made.

Cap wasn’t thiccccccc

Shaun OMG

Aw man I really thought the thicc captain was going to win

Mister Lols Pfft,he totally *THICC*

Vision, hela, odin and that's just the Mcu

ANOTHAA !!!

Lol

Alex Menzies lol

Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

Lol

--Sounds like a great way to die.--

Looool

LMFAO

I hate you

In the Ultimates, some German guy things the letter on Cap’s head stands for France…

Ngl punisher would beat 90s captain america

Captain Average 😂

You right

I think cap actually could lift mlonir in AOU but didn’t after he realized he could because he didn’t want Thor to feel bad.

EVRST Also Cap was able to summon lightning which left me shook

I know right? Also fat Thor playing fortnite 😂🤣

EVRST he became worthy after telling iron man bucky killed his parents, him keeping the secret was why he couldnt

“This wouldn’t happen in a movie” After endgame: Well...

*Impractical Jokers switcheroo intensifies to the 15th power*

XD lol funny ngl

He’s not

Shut up

He was running *faster* actually

Yea I think he was running at like 50-80 mph how did he forget that

Gubz calculated that Black Panther was running 38 mph in that scene, who was faster then Cap, making that not Cap's highest speed. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qZVld2OwZH6GtGQ.html He might have said 40 mph to scale him to Black Panther because they were running at the same speed in Infinity War.

@@iamahuman6402 yea but he actually wasn't outrunning black panther, they were running the same speed, but black panther just started running first. Which is why captain America didn't cath him

@@dejavejimmerson4228 1: 29 to 1 : 32 of the video. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sKholZx_jKuDpo0.html The movie very obviously shows Black Panther increasing his lead on Steve. Meaning Black Panther scales above Steve.

No cap

You: gets your ass slammed against the floor

Cap in Endgame: *Let me hold your Mjolnir*

The Elavator from age of ultron: SURE

Shield*

*This selfish oaf didn’t do anything*

That was the best section

The whole thing is funny

Me too 😭

Yall hatin’ on Cap because he is actually you know he is the best avenger

Copied

hey, thickness can probably save him from falling from a tall building

@Godzilla buttered spino 2019 you care

@@justsomegreendude9034 you got em

You mean T H I C C N E S S

Rip

Are you guys ok?

@@therandomd2717 Wdym

@@nickmiller9910 are you guys going through hard times now?

@@therandomd2717 he means covid

Thor: volunteers to be the one to hold his beer

Professor Hulk: Umm Thor, NoobMaster69 is back.

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More like hold my hammer

^^^^

JaxBlade yo make a Gohan time chamber training video

w8 what

JaxBlade i think you mean Chris Evans

Steve Rogers is my favorite actor

Steve Rogers? *Chris Evans*

“Yeah i know”

yeah I know, i know

He didnt say "it's like he's thor or anything" he said "it's not like hes thor or anything"

Odin: WTFFFF

So true

Exactly the cat is the 90s Captain America and the Lion is the MCU Captain America

More like a banana to a lion😂

Ant to a Dinosaur

Facts

Tyndall Jackson i could do this all day

Me

xd chickenface yea I know

"He's asgardian like"

Tyndall Jackson he has the “ass of America”

No one thought about that. You are right

Obviously

Oh yea lol🤣🤣🤣

Yeaaaaahhhh....... 😹😹😹😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

Bruh you ruined the whole video for me >:(

Hotel:trivago

Sacul Movie Reviews of course this is the top comment.

Tom Hardy all the way

Yes!definitely!

It’s easy! Venom would win!

Who survived the cringey scene from spider man 3

@@iammadetosuffer-4144 lol funny af

DigitalDrewid ikr

@I LOVE HULK AN GREEN ARROW ok... Wait ik you

Evans is 100 times better like how Affleck is alot better then bale

No, Endgame be like: he's already strong... let's make him stonger

@@Darth-vade123 Ben Affleck just wins in brute strength ,speed and gadgets section .But Bale takes the Intelligence and Detective skills

Th Or, thors by far

Th Or Stark's goatee

Thor

caps beard

Thanos' chin

Yess

Evans probably would have won that too because of a certain Endgame scene😉😉

@@Caydog01 what scene

Yes there should

@@doul107 that's America's ass

Thor be like:GIMME THE BEER AND NO ONE GETS HURT I WILL THROW IT AT YOU!!!!!!!!!

Shakin Bakin nice you actually added something new with the joke

Underrated

fun fact Thor likes beer in endgame

@Justin PRENDI oh damn that sucks

Looollllll

Captain America is THICC

AMERICA'S ASS

David Franck A M E R I C A ‘ S A S S

Adventist hahah that got me dog props and Mcdoofus-Kun just go for it if they haven’t seen it yet their fault

he carried Thor hammer

Charles the French Fan?

@@hehe2359 ohhhhh write that down write down

I looked away for a second when it got louder and it scared the shizzle out of me 💀💀💀

The me: was incredibly uneccesary dude

Still it's 5/1

@HollowhutermaN ? Tfyta

@HollowhutermaN what is your point? I'm actually so confused what your trying to say to me. In endgame, sure, he is thicc. So what? I'm saying if thiccness was a category, and the MCU cap won, instead of it being 4 and 1, it would be 5 to 1.

Aaron Rachiele it would be 6/0

A M E R I C A ' S A S S

What

what

Huh!!?!?!?!

Don't think it was leaning towards her will, but didn't that happen with Captain marvel. She was siphoning power from the stones when she was stopping thanos from snapping in endgame

I know I’m late, but by sentient they mean the stones have a “limit” to their collected power. One cannot just say “I want to destroy the multiverse” and then snap the gauntlet. Also the stones destroying stones thing is complicated. The stones reduced themselves to atoms but they were still there technically.

You idiot

All of you idiots and yes Chris Evans can beat him

“Oh no, THICC Cap is gonna squash MCU Cap!! Whatever shall we do!?” 5 seconds later THICC Cap ends up ‘not so THICC’ cause of Mjolnir on his chest!

@@alexvives1335 mcu cap will clap the cheeks of thicc cap 😫

Probably should wait till Venom comes out

Cool Man the new one would easy win

Cute...

Yes

Anyone else actually excited for that movie?

laxskywlkr01 Boyz watch endgame

laxskywlkr01 Boyz oh

Thor:nobody's can lift my hammet Captain amercia: hold my beer Thor: what kind?

Be original

.

The comic turtle I wanted this video

Underground Artist i was being sarcastic, this video was great👌

Infinite Memes, I cried

I teared up

The music contributed 90% to it

I cried

Matt Grady I actually like cap even more due to it 😂😂

Hamid Gaming wouldn't that just be like Superman vs Superman?

Jonathan Baldelomar no not really because they're both different and fought superman differently so it wouldn't be the same

Hamid Gaming that would be awesome dude

Andre Flores yeah i know that's why u suggested it. I hope it happens because that would be amazing 😁😁😁😁

Vs Zod (Smallville)

What why who where brain broken need to get gun and shoot myself in the head

@@tbnratlangamer242 ITS A JOKE IDIOT.

@@JoedEzekiel069 “ITS A JOKE IDIOT” - idiot

But which one has americas ass

nick da bott Th old one has America’s ass

Lol...the 2012 cap's suit was so bad

@@sketchfreak_8740 Idk I kinda liked it

LOL YEe BOIIIIII

__ ManWomen I replayed that part for like 1 hour and now it is stuck in my mind

@@jasemacdonald9027 lol

It shows how great Chris Evans Captain America is

The music

lol

He’s been gone a year

Same

true

True

True

True

True

They can’t do Thor’s vs Thor’s or dr strange case strange because both of them are cannon witch means both are them are the sane person or in the same world

@@vnstandup3252 I was referring to the ones made BEFORE the mcu

Remember Thor from The Incredible Hulk the movie not from the show or the MCU

Godzilla vs Godzilla

Too late for Deadpool vs Deadpool. The REAL Deadpool shot the origins one in the head a bunch of times.

Saida Tasnim cap cut through utrton before he was in the vibranium stage

aviyahu yisrael cap cut through Ultron before he fused himself with vibranium

Vibranium or not, you should already know damn well Ultron's body is far stronger than a gun

+The Crust Cutting a gun is impossible, the guy needs to hold the gun with immense force and stay on the ground for that matter, and then, the force is too strong for caps vibranium shield, and that opens up another can of worms

Curtis Douglas good idea but which other Thor? Like that one with the Lou friggno hulk?

Vincent Bennett yea

I think thor would win

Paha Pingviini nah I think Thor would win

Jabba TheHutton ok but think about it, thor is definetly stronger than thor

Those legends shall never be replaced by a regular mortal

@@ikepenn but tobey was replaced by andrew D: then again the mortal named Andrew Garfield was replaced by the legend Tom Holland

The guy whit the shotgun is a cerectr from a show supernatural and his name is dean wincesther

@Goku Black The Intrigued nah that crybaby comes nowhere near tom.

@@HippityhoppityGnW Bruh what? Tom ain’t no legend. He’ll be forgotten once the roles passes again.

Subline Thanks for Spoilers.

Ikr.

Most people had 3 advantages and the losers had 2, a few even got 4 advantages and the losers only had 1, but no one had ever beated some one else in all the advantages

Robin it's your fault you looked at the comments

he isn't as THICCCC do

damn you got here first

Damn I believed you

Me while reading: I knew it Thor: DONT STEAL MY LINE OR ELSE

It’s the same cap

That is America's @$$

Why you spoiler sike i now dat

mr noob 2 things, one, there’s no spoiler, two, “I now that”?

Godzilla, The Semi Average Gamer preeety sure you can say ass

HOLY CRAP YOU'RE RIGHT

@@Cam09Sean1 *HOLY CAP

​@@swolby9230 holy crap, you responded 4 YEARS LATER!?

​​@@swolby9230 *cap

😳

New Gubz, more humor and better voice. No offense to old Gubz he was smart and cool, but I just like new Gubz more.

Metaluigi Dahedgehog 28 I would think not

Clap Clap WOW

Metaluigi Dahedgehog 28 I know right my dude

no

Not even close

Where is he

Should be better if you can give spoiler warning above.

Ishrak Saleh this won’t make sense if you didn’t watch endgame so no

@@dipjol9321 what? Your kidding right? This doesn't spoil anything.

@@aaronrachiele5521 yes it does but People Who didnt watch endgame wont notice

X_Joshua _Pierrelouis I almost cried 😂

X_Joshua _Pierrelouis I wasn't expecting that and I was pleasantly surprised!

fat*

Thiccsilver

DarkSinxJP nah the modern one has the ass of america

so does the guy who regularly eat at mcdonalds

Americas ass