This comment deserves more likes

So true 😂

Hot cheeto girl and a nerd

like snoop dogg and martha stewart LMAO

Maddie Agne holy shit. This is, hands down, THE MOST succinct explanation

Why is Fallon not asking her any questions?! It's so weird

Razzle k I think it’s because the Cardi interview had finished and because John wanted to give her a gift they asked her stay on stage for Johns interview. It felt a little awkward but I agree @MrBlueSky, Johns genuine attempts to keep Cardi engaged in the segment was very sweet. He seems like a really nice guy.

He's polite

😂

this deserved more likes

@@jayangeles9461 😏

lol

It’s either you and that group have such an awkward dynamic or you’re like this video, and make it work to a weirdly good degree

I would like this comment but it’s at 69 :/

People don't wait for their friends when they need to tie their shoes??? It's such a small thing and it only takes like 15 seconds

I think he's more like the friend tying his shoes

I feel like that’s every person. Who wouldn’t wait for their friend tying their shoes?

Ryan Ward my friends apparently

He left a lot of room for her to shine ... and she didn't. He did though. John did great.

Maddaus Bronson ya he is very respectful, i love it

He only got her the gift to set up the punchline. And to solidify his "nice guy" image.

@@askapk So what are you saying. She's the good one here?

@@Chimchimchu Cardi B is pure rubbish. Not a single admirable thing about her.

That's exactly how she looked too. She was just so cute.

Me with my friends.

Bruh she high af

dead inside why is that literally her face lmaoo

hawk james she was pregnant

Only a few will actually get the joke.😭

a tiger mom, if you will

A proud Asain American woman

Are you dumb?Hes a Asian American women🙄

@@SaVVySoSSa with feminine hips

i love how neither of them know how to talk to each other, but u can tell that they’re trying their best and are genuinely interested in one another but they’re polar opposites. i love how they still manage to bond tho

OMG. It was! I just wanted Fallon to go away - Mulaney and Cardi B alone in conversation had me riveted!

Ikr it was so adorable

IKRR 🤣😭🙌❤️

Fuck yeah

Brittany R being stupid and strange are different

It was almost like John was talking to a toddler (no offense to Cardi B)

@@m_gwb Wait, so it would be a tall child talking to an adult toddler

Hï Śīßtèrs Am I most or least? Make up your mind.

Hï Śīßtèrs You’re*

贝墨 i’m sorry but I must thumbs this down in order to keep you at 666 likes

It must be easy to talk with him. Seems like a good guy, someone know who he is ? No offense.

I was thinking the same thing!! He is so polite

@@imadoggo3916 this isn't Reddit buddy

Lavendelchen Plus disliking does not suppress a like. It’s a ratio in percent, just like a videos are, the difference is that it doesn’t display the actual numbers of dislikes on comments.

Or he makes 100% of every conversation awkward, but like, it's okay, and now everybody can be awkward together

She was already interviewed. Typically when the first guest stays for the second they focus on the person who hasn’t been interviewed yet. They probably kept her on stage because John brought her a gift. Not uncommon for the first person to stay but typically they leave and the second interview starts.

lol it’s not that deep

I’m pretty sure she’s just high as fuck

@@aaronbudzinski3886 she’s pregnant 😭

@@amandamarshall1485 She probably didn't leave because she didn't want people to see her pregnant waddle

I Am Your Waiter This comment deserves way more likes

Hahahahaha

I clicked on this expecting pure insanity at the least

Is nobody gonna talk about how he drank her water?

Definitely the strangest

I thought it was a great joke.

It made me chuckle

Oh trust me he’s not paying attention to that. He’s trying to jump over the obstacle of Cardi not understanding ANY of his sarcasm lol the guy just wants a joke to land!

And trust me, so am I

He said it like three times hoping someone would hear it 😆

“I didn’t rented it” 😂😂😂

Great comedic timing.

Rented*

I didnt get the Joke, please elaborate it.

@@earlvillarosa8338 She stole a limo.

I can't cardi disgusting to me

@@silvermoon7001 says a nobody

oml

too relatable

Cardi’s the one that occasionally releases The Dopamine™, John’s the one that makes decisions, & Jimmy talks to retail workers. Good system.

😂😂😂😂😂 you hit the nail on the head.

😂😂😂😂😂

We can finally confirm they are not the same person.

Justice Kalil Thomas you are not wrong

I want you three at my birthday party, lol

Weird that it’s cannon now

Hahahah same man same

Nah cardi cringy

@@silvermoon7001 see this bastard Give it up.

omg you are so right

Harry Lime thank me, I gave you the 1k likes pahahah

You faked your own death, and you didn't let your best friend know about it.

Harry Lime hahahahaha yeah he smart cardi is cute and all but John is good with words

John’s really the only thing holding this world together

Yuuuup lol! He seems easy going & respectful of people's differences!

SuperRainBon that sums him up perfectly I get exactly what knolls was saying u can see it in John's personality

SuperRainBon OK maybe I’m an idiot but I don’t understand

Wait which interview was this?

@Gabriela Thomas hmm ok I'll search around😂 thanks

Gabriela Thomas John is full of confidence, and knows he doesn’t need to bring others down in order to bring himself up! He’s the perfect example of someone with the right kind of confidence. He gives me some faith in humanity :)

the timestamp is 4:03

that’s the difference between being widely loved, and being deeply loved

Its called being the guest of that segment on a talk show, who ever was in that middle seat was gonna be the centre of attention or else jimmy fallon wouldnt have a job

@@user-hw4hf2zb3t nice

@@user-hw4hf2zb3t agreed!

@@user-hw4hf2zb3t well said🙏

100% accurate assessment, I love it

The Random Guy on UKposts yeah cardi b sucks as a human being and is just a nasty low vibration low frequency piece of garbage and John is decent humble man

Parker Dolan you’re so bored lol

Why does he remind me of an old 1950s comedian

Screech Owl It’s his voice and cadence.

Why is he in rehab?

@@headhunter1958 he checked into rehab last december for alcohol and cocaine abuse :(

Substance abuse is an occupational hazard among comedians because most of their humor is built on awkwardness, anxiety, and alienation. It starts out as a social lubricant and then gets out of control.

AND IT GETS WORSE

I’m just finding this out😭😭. Do you know how he’s doing now😫😫

Yeah… like Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart.

Yeah hhh

Martha Stewart is hood asf too wym

Actually though

Omg this is the best comparison I’ve ever heard and now I want them to become friends like Martha and Snoop

Hahaha...Oh my God...Dude...you killed it....

Hello From Inside I agree. 👏👏👏

I don't get it

@@fatimar6885 Her name is Cardi B, JM gave her a cardigan and called it a Cardi-G

@@tindeeriksson8522 still don't get it

@@iamme3803 "Cardi - (G)an

@@thescarypart facts

And she didnt say thank you once.

@@Ma-fd2ph wow I had to rewatch it because I found that so hard to believe. But you're right, that's crazy

I noticed it too, but you could tell from her reaction she was touched.

@@Ma-fd2ph i just dont think she got a chance cause jimmy kept interjecting and then changed the subject asking if they met before

@@Ma-fd2ph just because she didn't say thank you directly doesn't mean she wasn't grateful. She probably said it after the show. Anyway you could tell she was grateful.

Well it used to be drugs, I’m guessing.

Prostate exam

@@avabamman9491 stop lmao

LMFAOOO IK

​@avabamman9491 HELP ME THAT WAS SO FUNNY

I have been nervous for all 35 of my 18 years. Do you want to be friends?

i’m 15 and i’ve been nervous for 35 years too. what a coincidence

😂

Bro im 15 lol and I relate more than EVER.....

I’ve been nervous for all 52 of my almost 15 years. Get on my level

Codogcodog I’m also upset, it was brilliant

Codogcodog and I was upset too tbh

It was great, I loved it! :(

Codogcodog I am upset that nobody appreciates the cardi-G joke

i’m confused

This is the best analogy ever

@Dylan Ortiz 😂😂😂😂😂

why the fuck yall liking my comment i was supposed to blend in to the infinite swabs of darkness produced by the internet

@@masayachan5290 sorry.... I cant help u with that ::presses the like icon repeatedly:: 😋😉😊😁

@Dylan Ortiz STOP 😂😂😂

yung pineapple I snort-laughed, omg. 😆 For real, though, as soon as I clicked on the interview I was like ”Ugh, this ought to be good!”

It's really easy to forget that Fallon was technically the interviewee here lol

How do you guys still beleive this lolll. They were literally setting each other for bits that John has done for years LOLLL you guys are like the kids who think WWE is real😂

C Hello, amateur comedian here. Stand-up comedy is actually pretty comparable to the WWE: the fighting is real to the extent that you can still get injured, but it is in a controlled setting where (hopefully) nobody dies. If you take the time to study the rules of the performance being put on, you can pick up on tiny things casual viewers might miss. I've been doing performing arts of some kind or another since I was 8. I know how to tell when a show is going wrong and how to think quickly to fix it. Jimmy is a skilled comedian when he has a script, but he does not know how to control himself when it comes to improv. John does. Cardi B doesn't have a full grasp of why people are entertained by her, but she knows that her personality has something to do with it. John is fully aware of his ridiculousness: he jokes about his insecurities and appearance all the time. He handles Cardi B’s offbeat comments well: she can't throw him off of his rhythm for long. When there’s a weird pause, he makes a comment at his expense, not anybody else’s. This keeps everyone comfortable and relaxed because, (like in wrestling), while it would be easy to go in for the cheap jab, it is much more skilled to wait until the right moment to hit your opponent with a full-body suplex.

Adriana Ruelas if your nuance gifted how do you not hear jimmys fake ducking laugh ever other sentence. It’s so brutal now like they all used to be funny when they could be politically correct but now god damn

Interesting. In British talk shows, they nearly always get guests out together and interacting. I think it’s way more entertaining. You get to watch strange collections of people riffing off each other. Like Will i am and Miriam Margoles

4:57 when he turns to Cardi and redirects the conversation about SNL to her doing a good job on SNL ;-;-;

Virgos are kind

That Graham Norton episode is one of my favorite things EVER! SOOOOOO fell in love with Will.I.Am!

My ex was the devil.. soooo.. no.

Agreed

Leilani well he did say the gift was from “my wife and I”

The person above me is probably a feminist.

@@leilaniz5909 well maybe she made the gift but it could've been his idea, you never know. Anyways, I believe that they both had the intention to gift her something, and that's really sweet

@@itsmeh4364 Lmao what she said has nothing to do with feminism. She just thinks that he's lying and trying to look good

Michaela Lenahan you wouldn’t get the chance

I was thinking exactly the same thing. John handled her like a genius.

@@jaykluvsya1425 wym? You can go to any local gehtto still club and find 20 bitches that are just like her

@@jaykluvsya1425 you neither

Johnny lol you a Stan? You are alllllllll up in these comments throwing hate her way.

That's my fav part

they were telling him he couldn't walk at graduation for like 3 weeks then got tired of us petitioning so they let him walk.

it was literally hilarious and he will forever be a legend

AS SOON AS I SAW THAT PART I ZOOMED TO THE COMMENTS

@@pearlgarcia956 ME TOOOO

Everyone does. Her head would probably explode

She’d go sober

Shed probably think "A white kid with lawyer parents. That sounds pretty accurate to me"

Yes! 🤣

😌

Seriously! Excited for him on SNL

And the 5 seconds I spend next contemplating how good this is

Yeah I don't know how the fuck they let Jimmy Fallon have his own talk show, he can barely talk.

LOOOOOOOOOOL SO TRUE

Natalia Dello Buono more like the teacher who tries to fit in

Hahaha so true!

That made me laugh....it's the best joke ever x

Lynne thanks!

who is also a tall child and killed princess diana

@@cathrynhanel yes he sure keeps burning the candle at both ends

😭😂🤣.very funny

Well, he did do that bit about crazy people being interesting to him. It seems that the more nonsensical you are, the more fascinating he finds you.

John wasn't the host; he was the guest. It looked like Cardi doesn't know how to show interest in another person. I'm not sure she even thanked him for the gift.

I think he would be a good host because I realized the only reason I like this interview was because of John I mean Jimmy was kind of weird in the show I usually like Jimmy as a host but I started to realize why people don't like him that much as a host

@@93Jubilee Fallon kept interrupting her

No, a little kid talking to a tall child

She is a child stuck in an adult body. Why can’t people see how trashy this woman is?

No, she talks to everyone like she’s a little kid.

Parker Dolan, it’s weird to me that you think children are trashy?

JC underrated comment

this tall child, who's burning the candle at both ends. get some rest, tall child. :)

He’s 38 🤣🤣

Anna yeah he would be an incredible host!

He definitely knows how to make 13 year olds feel included, yes. Her child is gonna have the IQ of a potato.

Wilder Buchananhorton don’t bring children into it that ain’t cool fr you’re talking shit on a child cuh

THAT’S WHAT HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT

I thought it was a tall asian child?

Idk he gives me little victorian girl vibes

so is john oliver though so..

Are you kidding? That tall child looks terrible.

I think they'd make a cute couple if he were single.

Yes… a highly intelligent person trying to speak to a supposed adult who has 3 brain cells in her atrophied brain who are all to stupid to fight for control. How this moron made it is beyond me because I WANTEDED to die when she said that shit! I grew up in the same neighborhood when it was the hoodest of hoods, far worse and destitute than when she grew up there, where sometimes we'd step over dead homeless people or have to walk around them as they defecated into a coffee cup on our walk to school, and though we had a few simpletons who spoke as poorly as this dumbass does, they were in the vast minority. I mean, what books are they reading where it has that extra ED at the end, and how do they pronounce words that end in TH with an F??!?!?? WTFFFFF??!?!!? I think they should axe for help. SMH

@theINQBS she’s really not painting people from the hood in a good light.

I think it’s because they both seem to like each other but they don’t quite know how to connect so it’s funny to watch them try to talk to each other, very hat on a hat

@@juliettemarie3255 I would say John wouldn't do that but you wouldn't think he'd freebase cocaine the night before graduation either.

She's halfway there!

He is a tiger mom. A proud Asian American woman.

@@sophiawaters8984 And a tall child

I laughed out loud. It was childishly adorable. She has so much fun.

@@sophiawaters8984 omg tiger mom I'm dying

Oh god the whole interaction was just beautiful

raku anty truly

Jimmy Kimmel is my last two brain cells attempting to do my math homework

@@andyj631 Jimmy Fallon?

@@snehabhandari9022 my last remaining brain cell betrays me yet again

John was 'butting in'? He was the GUEST! She was supposed to be a co-host and she does nothing but dominate with her own stories, that she doesn't even finish. Sorry, but she has not an ounce of knowledge or intuition about how to interact with people.

93Jubilee I get where you’re coming from but I’m saying it’s obvious she didn’t want to continue with the story, him saying something off to get the attention away was a nice gesture, at least that’s how I think a lot of us see it.

@@93Jubilee You need to calm the fuck down. Take some Xanax.

93Jubilee they were just joking chill

Pink i understood that reference

@Joe T Wait my brain isnt connecting what happened that night. Please help

Diana Pinto she either banged someone in a limo they didn’t own, or she banged someone then got in a limo that the guy rented

@@thenamesr4318 I think it's the second one you said

@@thenamesr4318 Or a different sexual favor

@@thenamesr4318 ooh I read that as like she stole a limo... lol

This is the comment I was looking for 👌

Nailed it ☝️

AwesomeeAllyy #Facts

Jimmy was being a jerk.

But that's not saying much though.

I wouldn't say it was genuine concern, more of a comedic bit....lmao

Marcilene Rose “like flammable?” Lmao

Eatch ???

Same but then I realized it was probably his wife that made it since she works with textiles and he got concerned over his wife's work the same way any artist that presents and personally made gift would be concerned and my heart melts at his love for Ana

Taylor FuckYou I’m not your bud so you can shush up

the thing is how she stops like her neurons just shut her down lol

@@malbecvinicius NEURONS ANDJSBDHD. BYEEE

Congrats that was the only funny thing she said Congrats Scott, that was your highlight of this whole video

Also cardi: *faking pregnancy*

@@FvckTheSystem_ Are you like... Stupid? She has a daughter? Bc she was pregnant? Like you said that so confidently but you sound dumb lmao

smangelchi ikr

I dont understand why jimmy treats cardi like that tbh ithink he just doesn`t understand how to handle her

The whole idea of keeping an earlier guest onstage after someone else shows up is flawed. One guest at a time, with full attention, works better.

smangelchi yes so true

Noe Berengena check out the Graham Norton Show. He does it well. Hes one of my favorite hosts

Please give John his own talk show

He is better than Jimmy at least

Yeah I noticed that:/ he was lowkey ignoring cardi

@@ltotheop7512 PLEASEEEE I NEED TO SEE THAT!!

YEAH! Glad i’m not the only one that noticed that i felt bad

yea I was thinking that too

Anthony Hernandez I thought the same thing. Something so subtle but says a lot about this character :)

Yes! He was such a gentlemen always looking to cardi to include her, especially when she would be left out of the convo. good guy

He also kept putting focus on Cardi when jimmy was making it abt him

Leggo My-Eggo well, in all fairness, Jimmy’s format isn’t a two-guest interview. It’s one at a time. It was supposed to be John’s turn.

@A Glass of Orange Juice Because insulting someone's intelligence is a sign of decency, right?

@A Glass of Orange Juice Lmao keep telling yourself that. If you'd been given the same circumstances she was at birth, you'd be on canal street selling your body for drugs. Don't ever think you've actually earned your position or that you're somehow a superior being because you paid attention in English class.

@@jbone4320 pretty sure they never drugged and robbed people like cardi -.-

pinkpugginz but you’re comment is ignoring j-bones entire point. Thus not only do you not advance the conversation but also reveal yourself as someone who enjoys to look at ppl sanctimoniously

Dr. Richard D. Stiff I disagree. An heir to the Walmart throne who simply goes to private school then back home to do homework for 18 years before inheriting billions did not earn his position in the same way that someone who grew up out of poverty to reach the same level did. Nothing wrong with either scenario imo, but I see things differently.

This comment needs more likes.

A terrible host, a tall child, and a untalented singer.

chaotic good

David Carrillo she doesn’t sing though?

John is chaotic good, Jimmy is chaotic neutral, Cardi is chaotic evil

Jesus Christ im so glad someone said it... Because I didn't know if I was the only one that thought the finale of brrrrrrrr. Was ridiculous... Or profound...

@acebasespace yes it's very hard when 2 out of the 3 people involved speak English and 1 of them rode a short bus to school.... But pc me to the right phrase because I'm sure this comment will come up in a decade when I'm famous and cardi who is working at McDonald's.

Remi I honestly believe Cardi is not smart enough to hold a conversation for that long I mean she hardly talks during this clip right here

Brockhmapton!

"No he got expelled for three days..." Simple clear explanation for the child and Cardi B is like..well you know...ehhh never mind. Urururrrrr..forget it. Sigh... I ..mmmmm... *Sniffles* like my god. (I didn't rented it)

That's offensive to children, who could hold a conversation better 😂

Surprisingly accurate