First date? Bold of you to assume I got that far

Girl: "my parents aren't home" *brain working overtime trying to figure out the correct response* Me: "dont worry, they'll come back"

Me: Wanna go out on a date? Her: Sure, where? Me: I don't know. I never thought I would get this far

Step one : find a girl you like. Step two : learn that she likes you too. Step three : be happy for ten seconds. Step four : go mad because you're stressed. Step five : never call her again. Good day folks.

I used the "I only date dimes" joke, and she looked dead into my eyes and said "so, what's your UKposts channel called?"

"You're possibly better than a vacant time slot" Right on

"You better have plenty of alcohol planned because your current personality isn't cutting it" *Okay, now I just feel personally attacked*

"Don't call him daddy. Call them Father." This needs to go on a T-shirt.

Your getting married. Is she into you? (C) Can’t tell

Girls: "Why isn't he making a move" Guys: "I don't have a clue what's doing on" is everything I am.

For those folks thinking of asking their crush out, just ask her out and get a No already.

Girl: Why isn't he making a move??? Me: When am I supposed to make a move???

Her: "Do you want to come in for coffee?" Me: "Oh it's really late and coffee will keep me up all night, thanks anyway!" *15 years later* Me: ".............................................Wait a minute."

**has had a 50 year long marriage** *does she like you?* (C): Can’t tell

“The worst she can say is no right” Her: “No”, then proceeds to screenshot, send in every one of her group chats, then blocks you

"Be yourself" That´s the exact reason why nobody likes me.

"Dont call them daddy, call them father" That's a quote for the ages

"If You've been platonic friends for 5 years, hoping your next haircut is the one that will tip them over the edge, You better have a lot of alcohol planned because Your current personality clearly isn't cutting it." Hey he's not wrong.

2:16 You can tell he was so proud of the pick up line because he couldn't stop smiling afterwards😂😂

0:28 "You either get a yes or a no" Litterally everyone i ask out: Ew

The drunk Lego thing reminded me of when I convinced a tinder date to watch the entire Bionicle 2 movie with me.

_”Don’t call them daddy, call them father”_ Imagine someone doing that, *just imagine*

I've seen this video 30 times and I just got the "I only date dimes" double meaning. (Because he's a coin collector telling the year)

She wants to show you her room? Is she into you? Can't really tell. She may just want to show you her room.

I absolutely love how you seem so proud of that dime joke

Me: Asks crush out. Crush: Lets just be friends. Me: I see this as an absolute win since i have no friends.

“I can only date 10 cent coins” “What why?” “Because I only date dimes” Top 10 smoothest lines Ive ever heard

“If you got your date by limp wristedly swiping your finger across your cracked iPhone, ice cream is a perfectly acceptable first date option because we all know you’re there to see how they eat soft serve.” This is the most perfect joke on so many levels, I can’t even. You have won the internet.

“Don’t call them daddy. Call them father.” “Don’t finish with hallelujah, finish with a condom.” This is the quality content I came here for

i can hear you smiling/laughing inside at your 'i only date dimes' joke XD

"if you've been platonic friends for five years hoping your next hair cut is the one that will tip them over the edge" *how did he know* i'm screaming

"I only date dimes" I LOVE THIS GUY

I will never not pause a CE video to read every list also "here's my youtube channel" has never worked for me

'cause I only date dimes'... Had to pause it for a minute there. To rethink my subscriptions.

My boyfriend and I technically went on our first date like 3 weeks ago...like after 8 months of being together that was our first time going to a restaurant and doing “date” things. Romance in quarantine everyone

in a row: Casualy explained: is she into you I Causally explained: is she into you II Causally explained: flirtng Causally explained: first dates we on a roll

Been dating for 8 months now, is she into you...... Again still can't tell.

To get a first date... you have to ask them out. Aw darn I thought I’d get a first date by laying in bed watching youtube

I’ve developed social anxiety due to several lockdowns and I could never imagine to go to dates like I did in the past (maybe it’s my low self esteem) but you kinda encouraged me to try it again lmao

2:39 you could hear his smile through his voice and it's so funny oml

"I have 1.8 million subscribers on UKposts" *Panties: Drop*

*_I DONT HAVE A CLUE WHATS GOING ON_* Which basically explains everything

„Nowadays it seems like everyone is having sex before holding hands anyway“😂😂

“They can only say yes or no” “Ew”

Girl: violently rips off your pants and starts going to town on your downtown. Is she into you? *can't tell*

Absolutely fantastic.

3:29 that Australian mum accent killed me 😂😂

The comments and vibe of the video make me feel extremely lucky and fortunate to be in the situation that I am in rn. My whole thing for the relationship so far hasn’t been “just be yourself” but a slight variation in “Just monkey brain it” Hopefully you can read situations and if you got that down then just do and say whatever feels right and whatever comes to mind. The more you think the less you know

I hear some confidence in your voice on this one lol. You might be a stud in disguise. I’m onto you.. 🤨

*The old 1-2, works everytime*

3:24 About that, a couple of years ago, I had a date with a girl that was a part of a student short I was acting in, and she invited me to a restaurant where the food is only 10$, so broke 17 years old me was happy. When we got there I realized it was a pub, and I couldn't get in because I wasn't 18 (she was 19). So we had to find another restaurant in proximity. Obviously, it's not 10$ everywhere, unless you go to McDonald's. The place we went to was like a mid-end restaurant, but I had only about 42-43$ on me (as I said, I was broke). When we got to the bill, I paid like 20$ for my food, and she took a 25$ plate, and when I asked if we were splitting the bill or whatever, she said that she didn't bring any fucking money! So I had to rack up every bit of change that I had to pay for the bill, and I couldn't tip the server. It was awkward, as the rest of the date was. Let's say there were no new couples formed that day.

I really like how you show a small sentence And then show shit ton of info on it for few sec that everyone pauses and reads. Love your vids man. Keep it up👍

i saw this channel on my recommendation randomly and tried to watch 1 video, now ive been here for i dont know how many videos, this shit is just hilarious lmao

"Because I only date dimes" I had a laughing fit for a few good minutes.

2:45 I love how proud he sounds after he said that

"And then you have to talk about your feelings". I laughed so loud so true to reality

*3:52** even hearing you explain this moment gives me ptsd*

1:55 is top quality. 25 minutes well spent, I say.

2:30 he's holding in his laughter form the joke he just told lol

the list is wonderful

Don't worry you don't have to go on a first date just skip straight to the second one.

“ nowadays it seems everyone is having sex before holding hands anyway” How could you suggest doing something so lewd before having sex

I appreciate his attempt to not laugh after showing her the youtube channel.

That dime pickup line was actually one of the best I’ve ever heard, made me think I was gay for a second

People say the same shit with different words during confessions and sex. "Forgive me father for I have sinned" and "Punish me daddy, I've been naughty"

"sit on the curb and talk for 2 hours because your both too scared to be emotionally vulnerable" Really hits home lmao. My now girlfriend and I sat outside for 2 hours after our awkward date and I messaged my friend like what should we do. We went to the drive in movies together afterwards and talked until 7am the next morning. Started bad but its fantastic now

"I only date dimes" -- I live the sense of humor from this channel -- a sarcastic American.

Every frikin video is a master piece. I love em. Just the best. Cheers mate.

That dime line was the best thing I've heard all day, by far

First dates are that lovely time you figure out that the person you are meeting looks way different from their picture!

How didn't i discovered this channel before? probably i laugh more in 3 or 4 videos than in all comedy shows i've seen in my entire life togheter and at the end kinda learned something

I love how you can always hear him smile after a bad joke :D

“While I’m not judging you for busting out the strap-on day one, god certainly is.”

Sex Ed: Don't finish with a hallelujah, finish with a condom.

"If you ask them out they can either say yes or no" Oh my man im not sure you are qualified for this video

why am I getting this channel now? this is amazing

"People are having sex before they hold hands" Yikes, nailed it like chad did

"So, what do you do in your spare time?" "I cry."

Oh, I love the list last at 1:56 xDDD And espacially the last 2 points, great work dude !

2:35 I love how you can her the chuckle and the smile on his face when he talks after that

"hi grill!!!" "grill?" "its because you're hot" "oh.. haha." _you are blocked from following_

i hate nothing more than movie first dates. "Hey wouldnt it be romantic if for our first date we did an activity that we cant talk to eachother during"

I love all of your videos, they represent me so much

I like how sometimes I can tell he’s just smiling while telling a joke

2 + 2= 4 - 1=3 that’s quick maths Don’t think I didn’t catch you sneaky boi

I only date dimes. - This was the best. You started laughing... hahahah

“Sorry, let’s just be friends” *Finally, I have a friend*

"How you talk about something is way more important what you talk about" That is a very good quote. I really seem to like it

Oh cool, maybe I can get a date now. ..."First step is asking someone out" *Rolls back over*

Can’t get stressed if you never get your hopes up

For a minute I forgot this guy was an actual person, not a stick figure drawn in MS paint

2:19 May be the most smooth thing I’ve ever heard. So smooth in fact that I feel like 5 years down the line I’m going to use this line at least 1 or more times.

The accent he gave his mom was sooo Australian I’m amazed

“so the most classic date idea is dinner and a movie” *holds up a camcorder*

Can't wait for this event

This is my favorite video from you lol this is great

If I learned one thing from this video, it's that Casually Explained isn't American given by how he spells centre and cheque. I'm guessing he's Canadian.

*"I don't have a clue what's going on"* Exactly what I was thinking on the first "date" I went on today

My first date with the current bf featured a 2 hour long stroll on the beach, Maccie D's, a hike in a possibly haunted forest after dark and a high five to finish it all off. Needless to say that it was the best first date I've ever been on and we're still going strong. 😁 Just be creative and be yourself.

The most important thing when planning a date is to pick a place where you'll be able to have fun by yourself. That way when she stands you up or ghosts you when you ask if she's on her way you'll be able to pretend you just went there by yourself to have fun by yourself.