I'm in tears... "just enough time to imagine our lives together".

A horse walks into a bar. Several people start to get up and leave as they realize the potential danger of the situation.

Finally I can show up in bars without looking like a confused dork. Instead I will just look like a normal dork.

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.

Extra street cred when they find out you draw stick-figures for UKposts.

Oh god please tell me that joke actually happened at the end.

I've worked at a bar for a while now, all these things are 100% true especially the shit jokes you hear 73 times over

"No matter how fast you drink, you can't out pace the self loathing" - I lost it there

Bars are the worst places to go to meet someone... unless you need someone to be drunk to date you... then it's perfect.

Extra street cred if you ask for your milk in a dirty glass.

I'm surprised that he didn't use Natalie Dormer in this video

that comedic timing on the the pause for the very last joke was superb. It was just enough that I got confused and then the punchline hit 10x harder. Beautiful.

'One beer on the rocks please'

Light "beer" - the drink with least street cred (at least in europe)

"And briefly imagine our lives together" Gets me every time.

the pope, a muslim, a gay and a chicken all walk into a bar the bartender asks "what is this, some kind of joke?"

"Recently got old enough to drink" *laughs in german drinking age*

It takes me about 8 minutes to watch your videos because I always pause and read the small print on pictures

"I think it's pretty insensitive that they put the probability of your card getting declined right on the machine." You sir, win UKposts.

Do you really tip in America even when ordering a drink at the bar???

B, C flat, and D walk into a bar. The bartender says "no minors"

“I’ve been trying to corru-take him for a beer”

I had to unsubscribe so I could subscribe again lol

If I ask for a list of vegan friendly drinks, what level of street cred do I attain?

"i have been trying to corrup-- oh take him for a beer" how did everyone ignore that😹

Casually Explained "Bartender, I want to get *hammered*

"No matter how fast you can drink, you can't outpace the self-loathing" This is why I love you, C.E.

"which gives me just enough time to imagine our lives together" Nooooooooo I'm dying!!!

"If you have friends that are girls that can be a real advantage because not only does it mean you can steal a sip fo their drinks but it also means you have friends that are girls." I cant stop wheezing

2:00 "Just enought time to imagine our lives together" Literally me! huehuehuehuehue.

wait....hold up....in USA the eftpos machines have a tipping menu you HAVE to pick?

Your humor odds always on point. Love it!

Always get a dry martini. High alcohol content (35-37%), tastes amazing imo and it gives you james bond tier street cred. Only drawback is you should probably wear a suit while drinking it and you won't get a good one unless you're in a fancy bar. So for normal bars stick to straight whisky or beer.

"WHICH GIVES ME JUST ENOUGH TIME TO PICTURE OUR LIVES TOGETHER" MY SIDES

you totally made me choke on my biscuit from the card declining line

The "beer on the rocks" was absolutely me the first time I went to a bar. My friends instructed me that, whatever I order, to get it on the rocks. Then they talked me into a corona light. As the bartender was getting my friends orders, I remembered the "on the rocks" part... I have yet to live that down, even though I can handle my crappy rum better than most of them. :|

"Beer tasts like water" Yep, he is definitly a American

"Blocked my credit card due to suspicious activity, of going in to the same bar and only buying 1 drink"

I got inexplicably happy when I saw that you uploaded a new video.

this one was hilarious! new subscriber. so happy i found your channel. now comes the inevitable outcome of me binge watching every single one of your videos.

when there's a 30sec ad and there's no skip button :/

"You can tell your joke isn't very good after your punch line your friend says Pls subscribe" Subscribed.

Great Job Man Keep it up. Throughly enjoy your videos

This channel deserves more subscribers

i just hooked up with a bartender on holiday, couldn't have done it without this video. thank you casually explained!

God this shit is amazing. You always make me smile. Keep it up!

I liked this, I've liked all your videos so far. Keep up the good work

I can't stop binge watching your channel

I saw the channel. I saw the title. I asked myself "how does one simplify The Bar exam?" I'm the dumbest smart person I know.

"There's no conflict of interest" lol

Your videos are great dude, keep it up

Omg, that last joke caught me wayyy off guard. I love it!

"No matter how fast you can drink, you can't outpace the self-loathing." CASUALLY EXPLAINED YAAAASSSSSSSS

"you can't outpace the self loathing" so true... __

Your channel is gold. Keep it up man :)

The comedic timing is so perfect

"No conflict of interest" oh honey, you have no idea

"Corru... err take him for a beer" 😂😂😂😂

Pumping out those videos man! Keep it up!

I subscribed because of that last joke. You win this time +Casually Explained, you win this time.

"and you'd be......guilty" This is why I love this channel.

2:43 Istg this man mastered comedy

Honestly my new favourite youtuber !

Its the most beautiful thing ive ever seen in my life: Another casually explained vid YES LAWD

All I need is a yms and ysac video, and my life will be complete

The subtle jokes in these are really getting to me. 3:27 lmaooo

Best video description i ever read.

im so glad i found this channel

Just get Rum and Coke. It tastes good and has street cred since Julian drinks it.

You sound like CGP Grey.

Great video as always. These are so much fun watch :D

so glad you broke this down for all the 10yr olds

Mind blowing ending

2:49 he was only able to buy only one drink with the money available in the card

This guy's delivery is amazing.

This channel is awesome!

This guy should so many more subs

lmfao.. the last joke was a good one. guilty.

I laughed so hard. Nice job Casually Explained !

that ending was so amazing

For people wondering what to tip when you go to a bar. General rule is tip AT LEAST 1 dollar per drink, 2 dollars per mixed drink like rume+coke. 3 dollars for something fancy like a long island ice tea or anything else that has a mix of multiple liquors. If you are just ordering plain beer from a bottle then thats where the 1 dollar per drink comes into play. Just make sure you tip if you plan on going back to that bar again. If they see you're a tipper the next time you go, they will get to you faster and they might even give you a drink on the house every now and then. Also if you are going to order more then one drink, please for the love of god open up a tab. Its painless, you just give them your Drivers license and bam, you have a tab. then when you leave you close out your tab and get your license back. If not you will have to pay for each drink they give you, right there on the spot, when you're 4 drinks in trying to fubble with cash and making sure you don't drop the change they give you is just a nightmare.

Wow! that last part was sooooooooo funny

YAY VIDEO! FINALLY YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN!

Thanks! I was planing on going to a Bar for the first time soon. This uhhhh helped!

as someone who bartended, i think i would absolutely die if someone asked me to recommend them a drink because i knew less than alcohol than the people who i served

i like how one of the drinks is grade a

I really enjoy your dry humor.

Your videos are so good, I can't wait to donate to your Patreon so you can make more

1:25 was that a hint of emotion!?

"maybe you're not worthy" lmao

That after credit bit was godly

Okay this is the reason i subscribed to this guy. Including sam o' nella academy, i never seen any other such genius and original channel on youtube.

1:03 "No matter how much you drink, you can't outpace the self loathing." STOP READING MY THOUGHTS 'CASUALLY EXPLAINED'

I hope you have a good day/night

These are brilliant

I hate how accurate your videos are bud... But you did teach me that treating your life like a video game really makes it easier. Thanks 👍

The hydraulic press is my favorite kind of drink

omg the very end 😂

this guy deserves waaaaaaaay more subs

This video just made me subscribe, i hope there are more like this. very funny.