just let me see the kids laura im begging you

Hmmm But you cant Also Good way to promote And hey You waste time Why are you still reading Do something productive STOP I have to keep on typing cux you keep on scrolling I give up Hey Get a life this has more likes then my whole channel has subs....

baby meow

@@Mousethebidoof you wasted more time typing it than anyone reading it ;)

@@Magda_7396 you got me

more cuteness ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qamaZ3yme5Cks6M.html

Lisa Smith eeh

CuteChannel no it’s not

Hooman

DOG PEOPLE

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Lol 😂😂

She doesn't want to get warts on her hands, opps,,? Sorry

@ what?

It's only LOVE in its purest form ❤

Intelligent?? Well ... I'm not so sure about that. What I know for sure is that unfortunately they don't always appreciate and reciprocate our feelings. Oh, you mean the cats? Yes, some four-legged cats are actually very intelligent! 😄😎😉

​@@HC3053suevusoh you good😂

@@kadavrxdI'm glad that you find my joke nice, which some people/women might find rather bad! But I hope that everyone who reads it understands it the way I meant it, namely according to the German saying (which is perhaps also known in other countries in a similar way): Was sich liebt, das neckt sich (manchmal) = Who loves each other teases each other (sometimes). I even wanted to write / add that about my joke at first, but I didn't because I didn't want to ruin my joke straight away and because I was also itching to see whether people understand my well-intentioned, teasing humor or whether I might receive a few angry comments (from women) because of sexist denigration of women. But maybe for that: I wouldn't have minded if I had been in the (four-legged) cat's place in the video above! 😉🥰

And the cat too!

Splendid patting

I say pet, you say how long?

@@TheREDACTED141 I don't think that's the British accent they had in mind.

@Dovakiin Dragon born Not if you've taken phonetics lessons from Professor Henry Higgins.

My lady, I did not request that you cease your petting. Please, I implore you, resume your task.

Audy Maulizar ?

Audy Maulizar jajajaj i love my tuxedo cat, she so damn friendly I call her doggy!

Lololll

A true gentleman

lol

100%

Nonce

@@adam-7147 You’re welcome 👍

lol

Its wrong to call women cats /s

r/engrish

@@BarkaDog thank for the correction. I still learning English, can you point out where i did wrong?

@@user-bo1pz7fh5c thanks man my English not perfect, i will improve overtime, thank you for the correction.

Edit to "I am, once again, asking..." for maximum politeness.

@@marctayson9990 sure man, I don't want to making anybody feel uncomfortable.

Is this a strange reference to the Harlan Ellison story "I have no mouth, and I must scream" or is it just accidentally really similar?

@@wolfiedude14 It’s both

@@birdthebird3396 cool, I will assume the contents of the story have no bearing on the cat

@@wolfiedude14 👀but what if it did

@@lisin4444 :00 that would be very questionable...

Yes indeed, but don't forget the cat. The cat is nice too.

@Nikita mishra what

@@jaxdent7935 It's a joke about Bernie Sanders.

AFriendlyBloke the dude I replied to deleted his Comment. Tf u talking about

Lmao

@@jaxdent7935 Oh, I thought you were replying to the original poster.

He's trying to train the person, sometimes it takes awhile.

😂😂🤣😂

😂😂😂😂

@@leonardpearlman4017 The cat may be "polite" but he is also persistent; both patient and demanding (seeming opposites), like any good boss is with loyal staff.

I read this comment in Stewie's voice

LMFAO

especially the bobs area

Plot twist: the cat was just touching her boobs.

Awesome..

Plot: she is a bitch!

lol, so true

I mean... im not complaining

Justice Uchiha LOLLL

FOR... YEARS.....

how can anyone not like cats

I agree. And the cat is cute too.

I'm weak!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

I read it with c3p0 voice

How do you know its a he

Kevin Black hahaha!!

hahaha

lol

As someone with a tuxedo cat I can confirm

😆

Yeah right

Most people: "yeah, fuck most people".

Yeah, no kidding 😅

​@@iamme4882 yeah you're so much better than everyone else

You want to cuddle with polite people?

X Homo sapiens is singular. No such thing as a “homo sapien”

Also, that cat is a man, baby!

@@ben1147 such irony.. lmao.. person with the profile name "deez nuts goteem..." correcting someone else's English 🤣🤣

@@YOtshay its not english its a scientific name that you should not get wrong

😂😂😂😂

but also a bandit mask

Underrated comment

Underrated comment

lmao.

@@pentelegomenon1175 There’s a Pandemic, Man. That’s his mask. 🤣

U reminded me of butcher

@@devdut3663 bollocks!

guess that would be a brittish accent too ;)

Jouske cat

😂

Same LOL

That means he loves you.

Mine smashes my head for food

@@Mira-gh5hf That means he loves you

Mine used to do that

He would sound like Stephen Fry who played Jeeves the butler. 🎩

"I beg your pardon, madame, but if you could continue with the neck scratches, I would be most obliged" "Guha, that's stuff" "Ah...pardon me, but, if you could once again continue."

@@lyndsaybrown8471 ahh(>\\\

@@lyndsaybrown8471 Lol! My God that's that it! Yes and to the right a little.

can i get a boua of wotta kind hyewmen? *tips top hat then sips on a hot cup of tea*

Where can I get a penguin like that?

lutin grognon are you living under a rock? It’s has been proven that it is a nautilidae

Are you guys blind? That is clearly a turtle.

This is a Cumwhale I swear

Tamara Klüver lol

😂😂😂

Hahaha Well.....yeeeeaaah-? 😂

Yesss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And then ur recommendations is full of cat videos 😂😂

true

Damn gurl,u gave me yellow fever!

So from a cat's perspective, so fellow cats can see the video!!? Lol

can you pet me too?

How to speak english ???

What is this entire comment chain?

actual lol

if you love african cats ...subscribe in my channel , we have many funny videos of african cats ...We love you all freinds

Hghhhhgaaaaaa😜🥰🥵😎😂😮

what the hell are these comments

that's not a penguin that's a chicken (kidding )

That comment made me laugh. (thumbs up)

Anuron Guha you're so stupid that's a cat

Zombie Kenny you must be fun at parties.

LOL funniest comment

@@Tkimba2 My first language has grammatical sex and a cat is grammatically female, that's why I wrote "she" in English. Yes I'm reprehensible, send in the feminist punishment squad.

@@ewaldseiland8558 lol. I was just making fun of feminist and stuff

@@Tkimba2 You don't make fun about lethal feminist enforcement squads!

@@ewaldseiland8558 ahahah I guess you're right.

@@Tkimba2 when I don't know the sex of an animal I just say IT.

Lmao😂😂

Hmmm good one yo

two way petting zoo? lol iykyk

....

Ive read something about that, but then about dogs

Pie So Fly 😂😂😂

Pie So Fly and the youtube best comment of 2017 award goes to

I'm reading this in Morgan Freeman's voice

1K likers :D

BigBadWolf bro same

Chips Handon I love how the cat specifically goes towards her face to show her it wants to be scratched on its head and face.

Chips Handon *Hooman

^^he gets it

I don't believe that a cat in a tuxedo would make such careless spelling and grammatical errors.

Chips Handon I concur!

"Watch out, owner. This can become obsessive. If you don't pet me again, I will dig my nail into your skin and scratch again."

I have made 999 like on ur comment, if someone make it 1000 like this comment and let me know.

Lol

In a deep baritone voice

The manager did.

@@exalted8659 It did. Would you enlighten me?

Julia robert .lol

Julia robert indeed. Lol

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/q3GJqaqvjo5oqH0.html

When I saw this I thought of Harry Styles reenacting that scene on carpool karaoke with James Corden lmao

Gentlecat

Tut tut, madam! Wherever is my petting hand!

catto: **tips fedora**

Geo Dude give credit where credit is due scumbag!

Wait until she's drinking coffee and the cat brings biscuits

Yes

Cat: Madame, may I ask for this pet and scratch behind the ears?

harry vrentas haha I have two tuxies at home I think that to myself everyday

Like the monopoly guy?

Jels Sunnilla Vandive Lol yes I can definitely see it xD Cat: Could you be as kind as to rub the tummy... oh yes... that’s the spot, I thank you madam, too-da-loo~

@Ire Leo you ain't funny

You don't have to bully the guy for not finding it funny.

@@makenziesmith5466 They weren't trying to be funny, though

@@steampunkastronaut7081 They just said it once. How is that bullying?

@@steampunkastronaut7081 how are they bullying

Kyle ColdRain British gentlemen🤪

Kyle ColdRain British gentlemen 🐈

That means Cat wants to colonise that girl!!!😑

Deadpool who slays assholes who’s the asshole and don’t tell me it’s Trump?

Oliver twist

here the pervy comment we all hoped we didn t have to see, but we knew it would appear sooner or later

@@sugarx6687 How is it pervy to say someone is good looking? gtfo of here with that shit. cringe as fk

Still a very polite way to command a slave

People: “THEN I SHALL SERVE YOU ONCE MORE”

Thank you. I feel that way with my cat, she’s needy as hell and I am a slave to her cuteness. It’s not fair😭

@@kamilm5614 😂😂😂

Her pet dolphin is so adorable. 😻

Freaking double standards.

hahahaha!

Caz u r not a cat

I do that all the time with my boyfriend, I hope he doesn't think I'm a weirdo 😂😂

Light Yagami r/whoosh

I totally read that in a posh, British accent 😂

@@charlesmonteroy2119 You mean in a Seba- wait nevermind ; 3

What the fuck sick fucks everywhere

M'Lady

Cringe

neiljborja they're actually called tuxedo cats! ☺️

i use to have a tuxedo cat :(

neiljborja on this portrait on the wall too (:

neiljborja yasssss. He looks like Alfred as a cat.

i thought so too. I think that's the fur pattern.... it's called tuxedo

😂😂😂😎

🤣🤣

Lucky my cat doesn't like it when I hold him like a baby

when i hold my cat like a baby he looks at me like "wtf man i'm 9 years old now put me down so i can sleep"

Omg ikr

hahaha I actually didn't notice that until you said it. haha

Morty C-137 my girl has picks of her cats to infect about 80% of her phone is cat photos.

@@michaelswitzer2121 My girl can relate lol. She really loves her cat.

Why wouldn't she

@Cathy Earnshaw same 👀

the girl ?

Jack Exactly😂😂 🐱 🐱

As a dog lover, I say that is one amazing cat. Very polite for sure..... :)

So true

Hans Meiser he look like my first cat to he die because of car infront of my house and he die in front of me when he want to catch the ball

loloolololo

in capitalist america you 'grab em by the pussy' but in Soviet Russia pussy grabs you

oNlY 3.6 rOeNtGeNs

ahahahahaha

@@tommc4916 not great, not terrible

@@crashpal Yikes!

The Grammar Police I was thinking that, what a gentleman for the ladies!

"The name is Cat, James Cat . . ."

verilyheld the name is Tiddles....Mr Tiddles

The Grammar Police That’s the Tuxedo breeds thing mines however an American Tuxedo Spynx mix so he’s pretty much more of a dog then cat

M'lady!

"Can i get a cup of tea please" :D

0l0l

@@valentinokatic999 llllllloollllllllloollooloollllllllllllool9olollllllllllllll 0🐇🐇😁🐭🐭😁🐭🏢😰😁😰🐭😁😁😰😰🐭

@@mazin285 :D you have to read it with a Posh British Accent haha :)

@@mazin285 its my brothers joke

I to wouldn't mind -deep frying- having him for tea

@@pheonixflame2130 WHAT THE HELL-

@@pheonixflame2130 *NO!*

@@pheonixflame2130 *NO DEATH ALLOWED HERE*

@@matthewwilliams9348 *who said it would die*

LOL at 0:28 its like, "oh yeh, that's the stuff........"

I have a tux kitty who taps for anything strawberry flavored, I guess he can smell it. If I don't acknowledge his gentle taps, he sinks his teeth into my arm and runs. No one taught him to not bite the arm that feeds him😽

+Lynn Lynn ... our little guy is crazy for cantalope! he tries to reach up and knock it out of my hands while i'm preparing it. It's the only people food he will touch .. but he insists on smelling everything we eat like he needs to approve of it before we can eat it. 😉 i'll let him smell strawberries next time we have any & see how he reacts.

Brianna V.B. I used to let him chase grapes but I know they can be toxic for pups, so I was happy to find something benign that he likes. BTW, if you want an excellent cat story, watch/read "A Street Cat Named Bob". There are a bunch of you tube vids on him and the book is awesome!

lynn lynn I'm a guy and it was to see your reactions with your cat loved it, you had me really laughing out load..............the cat has a cool personality...... and knows you.............funny.....enjoyed.it.....and i have a few cats.......they can be fun.....

The hooman is the one that’s being trained 😂

it's autographed

😆

Stop it a cat cant hold a job. Its a animal. Be serious for once in your life. Do you think a cat has gone to acting School? You must be dumb

Paralyzer - I take it you’re not familiar with the many cats who are accomplished actors. Some have even gone so far as to win Academy Awards, have stars on the walk of fame. Most retire and open acting schools in LA. But the average cat usually holds a blue collar job.

Kimberly Reed hahahaha 🤣blue collar job

😍😍😍😍😘😘😘❤️

@Slimey Simon UKposts girlfriend 😆😆😆? What is it exactly? 😅😅😅

@Slimey Simon you are a weird ass person

Hey, Mariano, do you want to be the last thing I see before falling asleep and the first thing I see when I wake up? If yes plz dm me: +54 11 6889 4710

@@lucianoalambrado I just dm'd you that I do. And you replied "I don't". What the actual hell is going on!

Purrrfect 😂😂

It would have been 10 times better if you said "off" switch lmao

Hahahaha

@@deniztark6242 No, he wants the "on" switch for putting in a food order. Having his jowls massaged was nice but not what he was asking for.

The girl is pretty, too 🤗

Keep working on your pole dancing you’ve got a long way to go

Dislike since tux was already used years ago in other comments. Too repetitive.

@@tessmaru7285 you mean the cat right...? Fuxkin simp 😠😠

@@tessmaru7285 🤨📷📸

I'll be the one to say it; to refer to the Disney film. He's what's called an Aristocat.

Well, he has only his tuxedo. He can't change clothes and wear jeans and a t-shirt. 😊

@@JohnADoe-pg1qk 🤔 the cat could turn into a bear if it was shaved... just saying...

Manners maketh cat

HAHAH love it

AshleyRiot88 lmfao!! Thank you! 😂😂😂

So srry fr ur loss😔😔

Justin Ruffo mother opposite

"Miss him" Must mean that you finally got mad and killed him!

Patrick Star you probably couldn't see the sarcasm in that comment due to the helmet you wear daily blocking your vision.

hahahaha

😂😂

animals don't think about work. It's not a concept any species besides humans remotely "understands"

@@unafflictedgaming Thanks for this explanation... but you know... it was just a joke ;)

@@unafflictedgaming wOw, it’s almost like their comment is just a joke and doesn’t need people like you stating the obvious because they think they seem smart when in reality it just makes them look like a total idiot who couldn’t take a joke if their life depended on it!