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Cats Does Countdown's FUNNIEST SEX Jokes! | Channel 4

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@tristanjohnson4477
@tristanjohnson4477 Рік тому
'The key to an orgy is the catering.' Best life advice.
@artomatt
@artomatt Рік тому
It's funny how much Jon sounds like Billy Crystal when he's playing Meg Ryan's role
@ktaragorn
@ktaragorn Рік тому
Thought that was gilbert gotfried :P
@seangates900
@seangates900 Рік тому
Did they edit out "the whole ham"? That was the best part!
@giawerner128
@giawerner128 Рік тому
@@seangates900 ⁸a ⁸⁸8⁸⁸8⁸8⁸⁸⁸
@angrytedtalks
@angrytedtalks Рік тому
In the movie they are from Chicago but share a ride to New York. In reality, Billy Crystal is from NY, but Meg Ryan is from Connecticut and has a less abrasive accent.
@stupidhead9117
@stupidhead9117 Рік тому
You admit to watching Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal movies? Wow.
@flyawaytodie
@flyawaytodie Рік тому
"No integration, no penetration" I'm going to try that line next time I'm at a Uni function around all the nerd chicks, and see who goes for it. Wish me luck!
@Ramian1
@Ramian1 Рік тому
Good luck! Nerds needs love too!
@raistormrs
@raistormrs Рік тому
when i was young, the Library always was a good "hunting ground" no idea if it is still today since i'm getting old but hey, worth a try, no?
@jameshorner7392
@jameshorner7392 Рік тому
@@Ramian1 but they gotta pay
@ryanharriss7950
@ryanharriss7950 Рік тому
They might differentiate a bit....
@bob_the_bomb4508
@bob_the_bomb4508 Рік тому
As a technique it has its pluses and minuses
@leighchristopherson2455
@leighchristopherson2455 Рік тому
"Family Bucket" now THAT'S a euphemism!
@kellie5476
@kellie5476 Рік тому
I bet Rachels other half has his best ideas during nookie...because he's plugged into a genius.
@drooplug
@drooplug Рік тому
😆
@TFBx
@TFBx Рік тому
Well done
@stevechamberlain5583
@stevechamberlain5583 Рік тому
And one of the most beautiful women in the world
@Katya_Lastochka
@Katya_Lastochka Рік тому
She's just good at math. It happens.
@civiere
@civiere Рік тому
@@Katya_Lastochka before you behave like an ass be sure you're being correct while doing so. Otherwise you just make an ass out of yourself. So, well done you!
@simonthomas5367
@simonthomas5367 Рік тому
What an opening!! 😂 Tom you legend.
@Dragonfly-0010
@Dragonfly-0010 Рік тому
An audience with Ken Dodd was in 1994 around the time Kathy was playing Magda in Absolutely Fabulous.
@jasonjones5357
@jasonjones5357 Рік тому
At 10 minutes and a bit Rob Beckett is actually thinking about Rachael hahahaha he started off with a joke and then got totally lost
@ychaps
@ychaps Рік тому
Never gets old...Jon is brilliant
@jonathanfraser321
@jonathanfraser321 Рік тому
Love Tom Allen's fast food metaphor's and the twinkle in his eye!
@chrishughes3405
@chrishughes3405 Рік тому
A divergent infinite sum describes best my adoration of Rachel.
@scarfboy
@scarfboy Рік тому
I was not prepared for "No integration, no penetration", that's amazing.
@IG_Bananasgolf
@IG_Bananasgolf Рік тому
Jon and Roisin could be voices in Family guy easy peasy
@polycrystallinecandy
@polycrystallinecandy Рік тому
How many ways can you repackage the same exact clips in different permutations?
@ForumcoldiArchon
@ForumcoldiArchon Рік тому
Considdering there is a Mr bean channel with over 800 compilations (with millions of views on them) made out of a 12 episode show? Quite a lot considdering cats got more.
@jonathanfraser321
@jonathanfraser321 Рік тому
69😀?
@gbulmer
@gbulmer Рік тому
Please, @Channel 4 Comedy, create some _Cats Does Countdown_ compilations with clips we've rarely seen. For example DC guests' songs related to Countdown games. So Rich Hall's 'Scrabble and Betrayal' and the Brett Domino Trio's 9-letter and 3-letter word songs and their 'Arcane Words Tweeted by Susie Dent' (Getting Bumpsie?). Also Alex Horne and the Horne Section's songs with lyrics using only letters which are also musical notes, from 'A' to 'G', and Bill Bailey's similar songs. Best Wishes. ☮
@LachimusPrime
@LachimusPrime Рік тому
Her family bucket 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@watchvidjedi
@watchvidjedi Рік тому
no integration no penetration! Rachel's joke writer is fucking genius!! :D
@tincanboat
@tincanboat Рік тому
#1 rule for having better sex is try to stay awake.
@corriedebeer799
@corriedebeer799 Рік тому
If she is not awake it is rape.
@PaddyInf
@PaddyInf Рік тому
Easy for you to say, but if they're awake they are more likely to recognise you.
@ThatCoalSoul
@ThatCoalSoul Рік тому
That IS a Jimmy Carr joke!
@treetopjones737
@treetopjones737 Рік тому
In the film "Bad Education" a guy falls asleep during a bj.
@sorenjensen3863
@sorenjensen3863 Рік тому
I dont think ive ever been so motivated to solve math problems. Rachel. Send em
@suzawilo
@suzawilo Рік тому
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wossaaaat
@wossaaaat Рік тому
Dougal! Although with the tash, she had some zebedee in there.
@user-lt8lp5fx6h
@user-lt8lp5fx6h 10 місяців тому
4:07 this got me so hard lol
@CONEHEADDK
@CONEHEADDK Рік тому
Pssst - boys... Afterplay, is foreplay for more play - perhaps with her friends...
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion Рік тому
EXCELLENT
@youknow227
@youknow227 Рік тому
Rachel loves tips
@adzhibecovaiuliia5472
@adzhibecovaiuliia5472 Рік тому
This is fun!
@coopaloopmex
@coopaloopmex Рік тому
She's a damn good Billy Crystal
@alch3myau
@alch3myau Рік тому
I got a tip for you Rachel !
@DavidNovak13
@DavidNovak13 Рік тому
Who was the old guy with the long hair, besides the crypt keeper?
@wendypilley1505
@wendypilley1505 Рік тому
Lmfao
@jasonpatterson8091
@jasonpatterson8091 Рік тому
7:10 Does Jimmy Car have no upper teeth in this shot? Like he has false teeth and forgot them that day... (Brilliant joke from Rachel right before that as well, of course.)
@DR.K14
@DR.K14 Рік тому
This channel is fun to watch, but there are so many of the same clips in a lot of video compilations. Like the clip talking about the dog watching you have sex I've see in 3 or 4 other compilations. You can probably run through the best/funniest clips from the show in about 2 hrs since a ton overlap into other vids
@Lanesullivan1984
@Lanesullivan1984 Рік тому
I’ll have what he’s having.
@TheNighthawke502
@TheNighthawke502 Рік тому
Alan missed a real beauty of a chance by using an "In n Out" joke in his euphemisms! LOL. Of course it's entirely possible that they don't have those there!
@steve470
@steve470 Рік тому
Yeah, they haven't made it east of Texas yet, let alone across the Atlantic.
@keithpanton7486
@keithpanton7486 Рік тому
We're only just starting to get Wendy's here!
@isabellaangeline2175
@isabellaangeline2175 Рік тому
Why are there so many bots on this channel?
@mikeg6606
@mikeg6606 Рік тому
Why is Ten Hag on the panel?
@Chris_Silverhaze
@Chris_Silverhaze Рік тому
6:46 - No integration no penetration... Or, perhaps, no integers, no in-todgers? lol
@SaerTurner
@SaerTurner Рік тому
this one had the best accidental gilbert godfrey impersonation's ever at t he end gand rest ihs soul ...but man I hope saw this ......l
@toastytriglav4829
@toastytriglav4829 Рік тому
Rachel looking like Steve Buscemi more and more by the day
@jamescartier8728
@jamescartier8728 Рік тому
Have to say, I can't really look at Rachel Riley the same anymore
@kanedaku
@kanedaku Рік тому
She finally got net curtains.
@zouminlandau6753
@zouminlandau6753 Рік тому
She's supporting AH, an abuser. Violent and lying abuser. Disgusting.
@eggs8021
@eggs8021 Рік тому
What are these comments
@kellie5476
@kellie5476 Рік тому
The bots are evolving and they're taking over.
@lforster2
@lforster2 Рік тому
What 78
@leeatkin9583
@leeatkin9583 Рік тому
Eggs 11......I'll get my coat.
@aokaze-minotaur
@aokaze-minotaur Рік тому
Pink advocate 95?
@aspiknf
@aspiknf Рік тому
omelette
@distantcoff7391
@distantcoff7391 Рік тому
Is sex in the front room a euphemism?
@ThatCoalSoul
@ThatCoalSoul Рік тому
At a lad (you're learning)!
@zapkvr
@zapkvr Рік тому
John is better looking than Meg Ryan
@boomer_ancle
@boomer_ancle Рік тому
RACHEL: when you get into bed JIMMY: slower... RACHEL: go online, look for something fun, you find something hard enough, have a go at it for as long as you'd like And when you are done, roll over and go to sleep. LOVE THE PUZZLES ONLINE JIMMY
@pcandela2
@pcandela2 11 місяців тому
She says "number puzzles online"
@tiktokstars372
@tiktokstars372 Рік тому
funny
@corriedebeer799
@corriedebeer799 Рік тому
Hey why is there a gay version of the new united manager in this video?
@winstonheller
@winstonheller Рік тому
Totally not a bot 69
@jakerubino3233
@jakerubino3233 Рік тому
More re-runs of the same scenes. Pass
@user-qy7mp5hv7d
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👍
@edkase2670
@edkase2670 Рік тому
When did they stop being funny?
@S1L3NTG4M3R
@S1L3NTG4M3R Рік тому
:)
@Ben-bg2lp
@Ben-bg2lp Рік тому
I have yet to see a gorgeous AND funny girl! If they're former, the need for being the latter have had never existed!
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 Рік тому
Manifest Stimulation Stuff With An Outtie And An Innie
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 Рік тому
The Stimulation Can Come Before The Manifestation, Then It's That Sex With Them
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 Рік тому
That's Not The One You're Jealous Of
@gbulmer
@gbulmer Рік тому
@@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 Jedi Mind Control? Bravo 👏👏 😃
@markrolfe4280
@markrolfe4280 Рік тому
cant take her seriously after she jumped on the depp bandwagon.
@aaronadams9625
@aaronadams9625 Рік тому
Sara Pascoe inside was losing her feminist mind with Toms story.
@danc4527
@danc4527 Рік тому
This is humor?
@ThatCoalSoul
@ThatCoalSoul Рік тому
No ...this is humour.
@teekay851
@teekay851 Рік тому
You have GOT to stop using some of these clips, come on change it up a bit...
@VickyF_
@VickyF_ Рік тому
Til you get rid of Rachel Riley, I cannot watch it anymore. She publically advocated for Amber Heard & insulted survivors everywhere.
@pinballrobbie
@pinballrobbie Рік тому
She should have let the trial play out
@zouminlandau6753
@zouminlandau6753 Рік тому
She is the same tribe as Eve Barlow. Zionist.
@olivierkepo
@olivierkepo Рік тому
What about all the corbyn stuff ?
@Katya_Lastochka
@Katya_Lastochka Рік тому
I love when we normal people want to make the perverts feel better so we call ourselves repressed.
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Timid buddy 22
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Athletic friend 63
@aokaze-minotaur
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You have a 63 year old friend who is athletic?
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Delicious girl 52
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