I'm surprised that you don't have more Illinois football bloopers. Illini football sucks
@dylanelliott17973 роки тому
Boi
@mikenorris17383 роки тому
Shut up I’m love Illnois
@owenolson13373 роки тому
I don’t even know that and I need some butter butter butter butter blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah baby blah blah bitty blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I want this is not a hate comment
@littlemonsterz7853 роки тому
Haha
@CK-ot6ps3 роки тому
@Scopedd I’m from Illinois
@buckedupbuckeye5 років тому
I'll never forget, after the turf guy fixed the turf at the end zone during the B1G Championship, he was literally cheered and applauded off the field. Just like he should have. Funny how comical something that minor could be. Lol
@sharplydressedrabbit3604Рік тому
It was great lol. Love the B1G championship games
@ArchIVEDCinema6 місяців тому
I still remember that was my freshman year at Wisconsin and we had at least 20 people packed in a dorm room, crowded around a TV, everyone passing around several handles of vodka and whiskey, taking pulls, completely shit-faced by the second quarter, and we all just absolutely lost our shit when that hero was shown on screen
@Kyle_Godfrey1114 роки тому
8:09 - 8:14 scOOOREss on the last play of the gaaAAAAme!
@calebfunk31594 роки тому
#voice crack
@colin-gn3be4 роки тому
DEAD GRATEFUL unbelIIIIEEEvable
@magincap703 роки тому
Remember that mma fight joe Rogan goes "this fight, brought to you by modello-ohhhhhhhhhh ohhhh" reminded me of that.
@paulh18863 роки тому
that play still hurts my soul :'(
@Mob-es9jm3 роки тому
Hahaha
@thomasjarrell1534 роки тому
Baker Mayfield makes a bad gesture Announcer:”NFL GMs are going to see that. *Cleveland Browns looks at video* Let’s Draft him
@jasonstraight13204 роки тому
That’s Not Good Kansas deserved every bit of it.
@WarInHD3 роки тому
And now the Browns are 9-3
@-Eren_Ye4ger3 роки тому
Thats my Baker. BTW im a Browns fan
@erikamezquita94423 роки тому
And now Browns humiliated the Steelers at Pittsburgh on national TV.
@John516183 роки тому
@@erikamezquita9442 TWICE, IN TWO WEEKS
@jotarokujo13174 роки тому
When he said “Not so fast midget” I died😂😂😂
@thelegendswin73473 роки тому
yale actually won that game
@thetrashman53815 років тому
1:50 Of course it's Marshawn Lynch driving the cart across the field
@josiahtiblow99745 років тому
TheTrashman and that’s the final drive of the game lol
@notataaplayer27425 років тому
Legend says when he was playing in little league he kissed every single cheerleader after scoring even the other team’s
@allison_saf5 років тому
Dude I miss him playing for the Seahawks he’s the best
@kbanghart5 років тому
@@allison_saf should have run the ball
@frankdux52155 років тому
he might just get Lynch.....::slaps knee::
@WeaponX4565 років тому
“NFL GMs ARE GONNA SEE THAT FROM BAKER MAYFIELD”-baker goes #1 in the draft 6:16
@obama18215 років тому
Literally the best rookie qb for the nfl
@josephkelley1675 років тому
The NFL GMs did see that and thought disgusting! The Browns saw potential
@tybirous34175 років тому
Oh they were watching, that's why he's in the browns. While he's technically in the big leagues, time for that sweet, sweet career stagnation! Best he can hope for now is to be traded to New England like Cleveland does with all their players with any sort of potential.
@cameronb85035 років тому
@@tybirous3417 yeah it would suck if he was 2-1 in games he has played in, one of which being the raiders game where he was robbed of a win
@obama18215 років тому
@@tybirous3417 no way Cleveland would trade baker
@co-kid7483 роки тому
1:58 “and that’s the final drive of the game” 😂😂😂
@benangell39743 роки тому
LITERALLY
@idk92764 роки тому
“Off the crossbar” 😂😂😂
@klumszy24794 роки тому
He was so bored he was making sht up in his head.
@calebgrymonprez32344 роки тому
• NotAnAlien • that literally made no sense
@AL-fz1ff3 роки тому
U really jeter
@mannyflores10823 роки тому
@Mary Berthiaume it didn't even hit the field goal post or anything. It completely missed
@mje19D3 роки тому
I was looking for a comment like this. I played that back at least 5 times wondering wtf just happened haha.
@raikz43595 років тому
0:08 That's legit Patrick Mahomes in 40 years 😂
@daniellee-hassett68983 роки тому
lmaoooooo
@tvwar2852 роки тому
Mahomes won’t make it ten more years
@met.coasters35625 років тому
9:57 dude got hit so hard he turned into a cat
@jaretsanchez19005 років тому
😂😂😂
@elisnell76055 років тому
What was I hit by I thought it was a rabbit
@luka35325 років тому
LOOOOOOOOOOL
@josephw23965 років тому
Seems like Bad Lip Reading Football, sounds exactly like it.
@calaclullaalaflulla52855 років тому
once sniped a barn owl in the cock and heard nothing but a muffled scream in the distance
@gordonbrown68585 років тому
"Don't stop until you hear a whistle." First thing I was told at the first practise every year for football and rugby.
@jeremiahthorne22434 роки тому
8:56 there's Waldo!
@guppie-3134 роки тому
Jeremiah Thorne 😂
@JacobMcGee694 роки тому
Found him
@jessicaschumacher9294 роки тому
Whereeee
@jo-elnewman87415 років тому
4:22 this is something straight out of an Adam Sandler movie😂😂😂
@fazebop0_0495 років тому
GoOooO BuLL DoOggS!
@MrSirFluffy5 років тому
@@thaterasound Water Boy and Happy Gilmore are 10/10
@corbeau-_-5 років тому
@@thaterasound as opposed to all the other actors/singers/sportsmen who really don't give a damn about the fans, but mainly about their money...? There are only a few exceptions. You can add politicians to that list btw.
@gatchywatchyentertainmentb20904 роки тому
Dey knight have you bothered watching any of his movies? No? THEN FRICK OFF
@RgUnitedFC4 роки тому
After reading this comment I played it again and I heard a little bit of Adam Sandler probably saying this to the kid from Just Go With It when he was manipulating him to go to Hawaii
@jeffdk38375 років тому
4:26 Lee Corso is a national treasure for sure lol
@nicklopez99205 років тому
Not so fast
@CrossingTalkAdmin5 років тому
Midget
@jacob71105 років тому
Turn on the captions lol so fast thats a fat bitch
@davidebasinger2997Рік тому
No he’s not!! He’s a douche that should have respect to kids. I guess he don’t have grandkids? F-him!!!
@THE_flushingtoiletРік тому
@@nicklopez9920 * Not so fast midget
@craigstephens935 років тому
6:46 "they win the football game" - some highly creative and intelligent commentary right there
@adamwarsing11343 роки тому
8:08 "and he scORes" always gets me
@SilasRios7137 місяців тому
Frfr
@davidswanson56696 місяців тому
also 8:10 “on the last play of the gaAAame”
@owenfuchser15405 років тому
"And he scoOrEs! On the last play of the gAaAme
@thebest5455 років тому
DarkSideSwag21 unbelievable!
@TangosTacoTruck5 років тому
Voice crack
@KegWarrior5 років тому
Either he's been doing it for too long or not long enough.
@spiralsweep42063 роки тому
4:47 “throw it on a dime”
@jackjarrell97513 роки тому
Like I ain’t even tryin
@chaseabod30803 роки тому
Just a kid from Vandy
@savagecabbageboi64913 роки тому
I’m wearin number nine
@echoproductions85612 роки тому
I got a natty on my mind
@dianahill22283 роки тому
I enjoyed the rabbit one. The fact that everyone isn’t mad that the rabbit is on the field and is having fun is great. When the rabbit goes in the end zone, the crowd goes wild and the horns blare. Well done
@Wowllwhere4 роки тому
The face of Michigan’s kicker at 3:20 is honestly hilarious
@THE_flushingtoiletРік тому
Even tho I’m a Michigan fan If you pause it at 3:21 it looks like he’s scared of the football it looks kinda funny
@J3adJ3oyJ3row5 років тому
6:15 "NFL GM are gonna see that" *meanwhile he got picked fist overall in the draft xDDD
@NightRanger775 років тому
Browns had no choice
@Justin-vr5zn5 років тому
IF HE DIDNT DO THAT MAYBE HE WOULD HAVE WENT HIGHER THAN #1 OVERALL!!!
@isabellaminnette35335 років тому
Not to mention the Heisman he still won...
@imperson17854 роки тому
#1 in the draft because the browns love that behavior, either that or they hate him so much they're gonna give him a staph infection
@na5star_4 роки тому
Madden has 0 overalls but that is madden
@evanwalker50905 років тому
2:40 had me dead lmao
@vfoue16735 років тому
Lmao
@mohammadaldala35255 років тому
Omfg
@superg33k123 роки тому
👁👄👁
@ALY-xc7flРік тому
Fucking hilarious he’s just like hiiiii
@kylemiller86204 роки тому
Not so fast midget “why are you booing me I’m right” 😂😂
@viper_king5 років тому
I drafted the guy at 7:19 for my fantasy college football team
@silent.airsoft5 років тому
INTJ-Scorpio-Sigma-Male yes
@stealthdasniper5 років тому
@INTJ-Scorpio-Sigma-Male u foreigner?
@imperson17854 роки тому
@FIFA 2007 yeah it's a big deal. College football is as popular as football (soccer) is in other countries. There are even contracted rivalry games. The most popular conferences being the Southeastern (SEC), Atlantic Coastal (ACC), Big Ten (B1G), Big 12 (Big XII), and the Pacific 12 (Pac-12)
@unbrysonabletga60173 роки тому
That isn’t a fantasy sport
@tikilo69153 роки тому
@@unbrysonabletga6017 it is
@isaiahbaldwin97575 років тому
3:21 his face killed me😂
@rylquef97575 років тому
He wasnt reeeeeaaaaaadyyy
@josephw23965 років тому
He seems like he could be a meme, well at least something like that.
@Zapp__Brannigan4 роки тому
I am very much NOT a Michigan fan, but I honestly feel very sorry for that punter. Poor guy just made a critical error in front of a stadium filled with a hundred thousand people, and a million more watching on TV.
@jamesbutler28444 роки тому
Man... that was a face of a 8 year old at a Siegfried and Roy show after they make an elephant disappear or something! Wait... what...? It was there and now it's gone! Where did it go???😧 How'd he do that?🤔 Oh wait... there it is... 😫 I'm an idiot...
@williepatterson6374 роки тому
@Dr Zedanide cak
@edward48045 років тому
That voice crack😂 8:12
@nattynatty3855 років тому
Swagyhotdog hhahahah with the Ali-a profile pic makes that even greater
@jagjaguar23355 років тому
Check the voice cracking compilation
@brantphillips91335 років тому
Swagyhotdog I mean to be fair, it was a pretty exciting play
@RDTriple4 роки тому
I’m a Michigan fan and I saw that live and I wanted to scream but I was in a hotel room
@xboxoozlyyt67344 роки тому
Natty Natty bbbz
@patrickholecek85335 років тому
I’m so glad I see my favorite team on here three times. Just brings me joy go vols
@a7xtherevrend3 роки тому
"The NFL is gonna see that." Welp, pretty sure the Browns didn't care. Baker is their guy now.
@iqelimzz53933 роки тому
Trace mcsorley throw it on a dime like i aint even trying just a kid from brie woods im wearing number nine
@zaynes50943 роки тому
And he still is inconsistent as ever. Guess that arrest in college straightened him out.
@NickCoppolaNFL5 років тому
5:20 “touchdown line”
@iialexthegamer13195 років тому
Correct
@matthudsun78995 років тому
He said it right....end zone line, touchdown line same thing
@Jivvi4 роки тому
That makes a lot more sense than "goal line". It's not even the line where the goalposts are.
@duncanmcgee134 роки тому
@@Jivvi in olden days the field goal post more resembled rugby goal posts. A giant metal H on the goal line.
@pawxhq80635 років тому
6:54 how the hell do you even confuse that for off the crossbar???
@FrankMontes245 років тому
PAWXHQ he’s being sarcastic. It was so bad he started making fun of how bad the kicker missed
@Number1HockeyPlaya5 років тому
No he actually said that he wasn't paying attention and he thought it went in.
@carfiend5 років тому
from the pressbox it might have looked like it was in
@duncanmcgee135 років тому
Proof that sports are scripted
@bradyjohnson13375 років тому
@@duncanmcgee13 all that proves is that he wasn't paying. The score stayed at 0-3 so it doesn't even matter
@beeeennnnnnn5 років тому
7:17 is so great I love seeing dedication to your job and man what an MVP Love it
@kiyahntapiki37935 років тому
4:10 he couldv'e at least got 25 yards if he hadn't of tripped lol, damm chinese football cleats
@richardnixon42195 років тому
7:18 made me laugh my ass of when I watched it live
@BrodieKnowsBall5 років тому
Yea
@imperson17855 років тому
I was watching a million other conference championships at the time the game got delayed
@snowx81865 років тому
Go badgers
@TheDevYoung5 років тому
“Off the crossbar” 😂 it was no where close buddy, and I’m from Toledo too 🤦🏼♂️
@TriceRail5 років тому
He was being sarcastic ;)
@moe200005 років тому
@@TriceRail I hope he was 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@lukemccullough83845 років тому
No he wasn't he came back after the break and said he apologized and it was 3-0 not 3-3.
@SW.Productions5 років тому
Trojan Tanks I think it was edited
@TheDevYoung5 років тому
Seth Wright Edited as in the commentator is not really watching the game or has no type of eye coordination.
@mustanguy1024 роки тому
That Oregon touchdown was amazing, there was literally a sign in front of the Utah player that said Go Further.
@lividivi75385 років тому
7:55 is my actual mood 10:16 I love the crowds reaction
@ndnationalchamp52215 років тому
Lmfaooooo "not so fast midget"
@JustOffBroadwayRecital5 років тому
Brendan Ryan a
@selfishstockton61235 років тому
Just Off Broadway Recital 2018 a what?
@FireMartian5 років тому
I lost it when he said that 🤣🤣
@pg13lokki784 роки тому
ND NationalChamp GO BLUE🔥
@Patrick-wi6fz5 років тому
11:45 FIRMLY GRASP IT!
@raymondjones74234 роки тому
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂☠️💀💀
@Jack-mr1yv4 роки тому
2:40 when my mom walks in and I try to remember if I did my homework
@Alpha-uh6zi5 років тому
7:16 When your boss walks by so you gotta act like your working
@Calvertron5 років тому
9:57 Meoooooooowwwwwwwww
@jayvillane5 років тому
Grizzly Adams Pat White is a WVU legend. This was at Pitt, they like to play a panther growing obnoxiously over their PA system, even when they are getting their asses beat. EAT SHIT PITT
@ryant24925 років тому
7:53 big mood
@bowlchamps374 роки тому
Watching Ed Orgeron interview: Wow, that´s a voice Joe Kines: Hold that microphone.
@tonyrecarte25425 років тому
2:43 Breeland had been doing that on the Chiefs whenever he gets a sack😂
@CreeperDude175 років тому
You can never tell what’s going to happen on PAC-12 After Dark
@jonathanpalmquist48945 років тому
Cause it's on the PAC-12 Network which no one has?
@christianpawola36625 років тому
HAHAH CFB, its CFP here just wanted to say these are some funny moments and bloopers!
@josephchen9205 років тому
These were all so great, thanks!
@evanpoeschel93764 роки тому
NCAA: NFL Managers are gonna see that type of attitude.... Cleveland: I want a good beer chugger, who to pick.... who to pick....
@derrickowens34975 років тому
Coach Kines is not only a good man, he is a hell of a defensive coach, very smart when it comes to schemes... You can tell he yells, lol.
@TorchTaylor215 років тому
Joe Kines was an awesome guy
@jcfilmz4 роки тому
5:30 this man's job has to be tough 😅😅
@TheBluBalls5 років тому
The swan dive in to the band is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
@daunt1822Рік тому
i remember watching that oregon game i was so pissed oregon was about to be down 14. then everyone in my family got really confused when oregon picked the ball up and scored it was hilarious
@ananyagahlot18655 років тому
6:15 , nfl gms are going to see that. Now look where he is.
@zachman155 років тому
Playing for the browns...
@dillonwalsh26945 років тому
Humble Mumble The browns aren’t even bad anymore idk what you mean
@MSWSB5 років тому
Wait for it... they’ll find their usual form. He’s having early success and won’t be able to help himself. I don’t give him 5 years.
@ahmedharis99515 років тому
@@zachman15 Browns are in the Mayfield Era. It'll only get better. They beat the Ravens.
@rb6forlife2865 років тому
Dillon Walsh hahaha how high are you honestly
@auburnltl74524 роки тому
4:59 how you secretly take your anger out on the ref.😆
@YourFinalMoments4 роки тому
The bluegrass miracle still makes me teary eyed 😂
@lolmetswhathappeneduhhh20295 років тому
Coach Kines had a very distinctive voice and charisma, that's for sure.
@stevebutton48615 років тому
Thanks CFB for another certified banger, but I'm confused, do you even want me to like the video? You didn't tell me to, so I don't know what to do. Next time, I suggest you tell me to "chokeslam that like button."
@skylertroutman71755 років тому
Yeah, in the future make sure to chop your videos up with reminders to like and subscribe so we don't forget to
@logand24315 років тому
I don’t like videos if someone tells me to lmao
@christianpawola36625 років тому
Sup
@WopoWopo5 років тому
1:29OMG HIS LAUGH HAS ME DEAD!!!😂😂☠
@j_jbeast78743 роки тому
Same lmfao
@Msflamingo-wl4qo4 роки тому
1:43 Marshawn Lynch! That always makes me laugh!! 😂🤣
@tntkop2 роки тому
Lee Corso cracks me up. He’s old school. A lot of people think he’s just some old man who announces sports. They don’t realize he was a D-1 quarterback at Florida State, where actor Burt Reynolds was a teammate.
@jmh42155 років тому
6:05 Favorite ever quote from Baker Mayfield
@taxscandalandthebuenos4 роки тому
Commentator @Marshawn Lynch driving the cart: "That is absolutely hysterical, and that is the final drive of the game" **Badum tss** That was so bad but good.
@bodybuilcdf3 роки тому
The legend butch Jones imma miss him man he was amazing at Alabama I hope he comes back
@robloxianknuckles42085 років тому
8:05 his voice cracks are pretty damn funny XD
@owenfuchser15403 роки тому
"He wanted every last kErnel"
@peebottleproductions29705 років тому
3:09 Yeah we do this alot against our rivals.
@jamesrwallace775 років тому
Haha Pat White! Classic meowing on the sideline..
@nosam.4 роки тому
4:30 and turn on closed captions LOL
@phara0h3884 роки тому
Force smarty LMAO
@ddo11143 роки тому
woow a bad word haha
@matthewjason143 роки тому
@@ddo1114 you're missing the point, that's not even what he said in the caption
@TheSacuLlp5 років тому
6:20 NFL GMs are gonna see that, and he still got picked No. 1 so I say, he did everything right xD
@Pants.695 років тому
3:10 damn Michigan really just can’t punt can they
@derekwhite99325 років тому
And Jim Tressel said in 310 days, the Buckeyes will be Michigan. lol
@jacksonpriestap36855 років тому
They can now!
@elizabethhead15635 років тому
ahhh... the summer memories with Breeland Speaks in my mom's office. his uncle worked there, so we hung out for a day.
@MiguelR925 років тому
He called a child a midget!!??? Dead!!
@keepsitg97654 роки тому
“NFL teams are gonna see that” Proceeds to get drafted number 1.
@GoochQuest5 років тому
Kirk's response to not so fast midget is the best part of the whole video
@allison_saf5 років тому
The fact that dude was so oblivious as to what he said wrong was the funniest part of that clip
@itsmiso28734 роки тому
“NFL gm’s are gonna see that” 2 years later: becomes a nfl star
@flowaviator27704 роки тому
As a Virginia fan, 7:53 physically hurt me 😂😂
@ashleighschamper51614 роки тому
I thought it was so wholesome when the crowd roared when the bunny went into the end zone
@campuslegends64784 роки тому
Baker will forever be one one CFB's most iconic players
@TheHalcoholic5 років тому
9:56 had me gone 😂😂😂😂
@P1MP-C4 роки тому
why does the first clips coach sound like he just got back from the army
@joenavarre94393 роки тому
Omg that popcorn dude! Love that guy
@randallw19774 роки тому
I watched that part of Notre Dame at Wake Forest before I had to clock in at work.
@terryducote5 років тому
That junk grab sure did influence NFL GM'S
@ItzLordeYT5 років тому
JUST IMAGINE, THE PERFECT SMALL BUSINESS YOU CAN START
@poletooke46913 роки тому
“Not so fast midget” I am DYING 😂😂😂😂
@justinpriest94905 років тому
I like the clip of the grounds crew men. Just focused and the intensity.
@WarInHD5 років тому
Mayfield is a legend
@TheBamm19795 років тому
Tennessee got the right mascot,a trashcan fits the profile.
@hermanuslemmer16955 років тому
Ladies and gentlemen, we must learn from the lesson of Tennessee. Using a trash can as a motivational tactic might suggest that you are rallying your team to suck.
@chaselee18415 років тому
Hermanus Lemmer ok fat ass.
@tevinmadison27415 років тому
I fucking hate y’all 😂😂😂🍊🍊🍊
@jarspark105 років тому
It’s for every time you force a turnover. How does that fit the profile?
@creekersquad52105 років тому
TitanUp
@jsoullife5 років тому
Go cheer on basketball Baker is a savage 🤣🤣
@petercrites93114 роки тому
'he's gonna enjoy every last kernel of that popcorn' as the guy dumps most of it on the ground
@coopermctighe82174 роки тому
6:29 R.I.P "Hefty Lefty"
@kingcameron71134 роки тому
Cooper Mctighe I heard about that I miss him he was so good rip
@bmbeats_4 роки тому
"On thE LasT play of the gAAaame"
@bedeleated57414 роки тому
My favorite was when Michigan State got a punt recovery for the touchdown, go state.
@furretthefuzzynoodle38964 роки тому
We all cheered when the guy fixed the turf for that game
@zackatv75565 років тому
3:23 that face tho 😂
@thomasjoseph58765 років тому
I wonder if I could track down my "Epic" moment in College Football back in 1984. It was broadcast Regionally on TNT. They used to do lots of Football games on Saturday Nights. I was playing for the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers back when Lou Holtz was Coach. We played in the Hubert Humphrey Metrodome (the same place the Minnesota Twins and Vikings played) and because of that, all of our Home Games were Saturday Nights at 7 PM. We nicknamed it the "Metrodump" because it sucked to both watch sports in because of very hard plastic chairs that the natural position of the seats was folded up and because the Floor/Ground had a very thin padding over cement and an Astroturf that would literally tear up any exposed skin when you got tackled. (We used to cut the feet off of our socks and put them on our forearms to TRY to save as much skin as possible. Think sliding into 2nd base on a hard infield dirt area with shorts on. You know the kind of Rash Tearing Raspberry injury you end up with). I was a Fullback/TE mostly known for some pretty decent Blocking Abilities. Running and Pass Catching was So-So, nothing to write home about. Except for one Touchdown pass of 41 yards at the end of the 1st half. I did a deep slant from the Right to the left nearly across the entire field before the Linebacker shadowing me got caught up in a Pick Play with his OWN guy. The pass was off my fingertips as I stretched out with one arm. Luckily the ball tipped straight up so I was able to keep it "In Play" and still juggling it with one hand for about 10 yards into the Endzone where I finally secured it in the palm of my hand 1 step before going out of bounds to the side of the Endzone. It was my first Collegiate Touchdown and between the excitement of the catch (which really was highlight worthy), the fact we went ahead as time was running out in the half, and my Full Speed Run, I for some reason didn't really stop nor even slowed down, at least right away. I ran about 8 yards into the Sidelines and suddenly realized I needed to stop and stop like RIGHT NOW The TV Cart (which was like a specially designed Golf Cart with a massive wooden stage built onto it to house the camera and camera guy which stood on top of it, had suddenly driven right into my path of trajectory. The Golden Gophers Mascot, Goldy, saw this and intercepted me at an angle before I hit the cart. But because the person in the Mascot Outfit was nothing more than a 106 lb Sophmore Girl (I know the exact weight of her but how that came about later that night is a bit "X-Rated" for UKposts lol) this poor little thing had absorbed the Kinetic Energy of my 6'7" 265lb. Body with Pads and a Helmet at a full run. Needless to say, my soon to be future girlfriend flew thru the air so hard and far she hit the Female Cheerleaders that were over halfway thru the process of building a Pyramid and the rest were climbing up it. They all dropped like the pins at a bowling alley when you throw a big massive strike. There were little sexy cheerleaders sprawled out all over the sidelines, many withering in pain from one injury or another but nearly all of them had the telltale signs of "Kissing" the Astroturf on their exposed legs, arms, and even a few, their faces. The poor little mascot, Goldy just layed there motionless so I did the unthinkable and removed her "Head" to see if she was still alive. She was but she was only semi-conscious and there weren't enough Trainers to go around for all the hurt Cheerleaders. I tried talking to her but she wasn't really answering me so I told her in my Swimming Class I learned CPR and felt if she didn't answer me I was going to have to do mouth to mouth with some lifesaving tongue just to be on the safe side. That snapped her out of it and she declined my very generious and gallant lifesaving offer. But she did say after the game if I went to a certain party after the game she would take me up on the offer lol. Being the fact the TV Cart was right there, I am pretty sure they got it all on video.
@msquared96052 роки тому
Wow it’s crazy how much of that is unbelievable
@TheMothdemon2 роки тому
Oh and then did everyone clap? 🙄
@selfishstockton61235 років тому
That rabbit had more all purpose yards than my team this weekend...