Uncle Chael has never lost a round. Uncle Chael is THE BEST MMA fighter that has ever existed.

"Tell another jackal story" haha

Cause he knows Tito will destroy himself with the lack of brain cells . This is what n athlete who was passed to play sports

What about Gregor McConnor?

That be true , That be true .

Underrated comment my man, i laughed so hard hahaha!!!

LOL! So true, haha.

👍👍

100% you’re absolutely right

I read this as he started talking about the lion story lmfaoooo

Now be nice. You have no idea what it’s like when someone else blows out the candles on your cake.

I caught that lmao

Lmao Wtf is wrong with Tito. How can he be serious about his birthday?

@@floatingdisembodiedhead8975 Must have been a very special cake.

@@Stitchman3875 damn now i feel sorry for him.

I'm having the worst headache from trying to process this and how funny it is

You hurt my brain. 😭

😅🤣😅🤣🇬🇧🇺🇲

😂😂😂😂😂

This is where Tito shops: ukposts.infoj17FIHEIucA

I m a relative newcomer so I don't understand why people keep mentioning this one, care to elaborate?

0:50

Also “Frozen like Elsa”

@@addyred1861 cause that is something a middleschooler would say like "he was so mean and he was mean to me on my special day :("

Yeah it doesn’t have so much to do with fighting as it’s just a really childish comment. Especially from someone who is trying to act tough and saying how he’s going to beat the guy up, or “barrass him” as Tito might say.

what is that even supposed to mean😂😂

Tito “the Huntington Beach philosopher” Ortiz

I laughed so fucking hard when he said that😂😂

Logan Jackson Chaels face after he said that had me ded😭😭

I’m fucking crying

probably my favorite Tito quote. he's such a child lol

Oh come on, you don't know misery until some guy blows the candles out on your birthday cake and knock your pointed hat off.

That's funny🤣

@@blvcklvrd Yeah, very infantile. The comment about the "ex-wife" and the Jackal Story were the best.

Your lies are becoming truth!!! So does that mean he is telling the truth Tito

I could see Chael being arrested for assaulting (verbally) poor Tito! I think we all have secondhand embarrassment for Tito here!

He was so happy to be at that presser lol

Yep ! It's fucking brilliant.

​​@@brandonh9402 dudes at every Bellator presser when he's fighting he's one of the bigger names in Bellator casual 😂

@@drunkenmmamaster419 no shit you casual. he's talking about how Paul was happy to be sitting next to Chael.

Lmfao he wanted to Tito to talk as much as possible.

He keeping it classy 😂

I'll join to read them

Bad girl hahahahaha

10:40

21allprogamingsports lmaoooo id love to train there and read those quotes as I get strong doubled through a Matt

your IQ gonna be below 20

Thank you for the comment Akatekui. We hope you enjoyed the video!

I had to read that twice lol

literally dead

Trumpism

Words spoken by a true idiot

"About Christopher Walken..and a Lion.. and a mane, and Vitor from back in the day"

That part took me out 😂😂😂

Thanks for your comment!

Chael fucking kills me.

@@gypsyauh2o dont like it dont watch

That was brutal

@@gypsyauh2o u tried

Lol

😂😂😂

I want a T-Shirt with Tito's face and "Tell another jackal story" on it, with that on the back

Little blue eyes are gonna be sparkling even more man 😆

0:50

Yea he made this video that much more funnier 🤣

That's Paul Daley. He had some absolute wars in Strike Force & Cage Rage.

@@willyschitumba5914 yeah Paul had hands like mfer

Maybe Semtex heard that Murray knocked Titos Head of in some Alley in London....!!!

Even Paul Daley has way more brain than Tito...!!

Tito made it easy by talking about having class then proceeding to act classless after chael talked about his ex fiancé 😂 chael wittingly threw his words back at him this press conference is like having the valedictorian talk shit to the dropout

Fuckin love that line!

STFU!!!!!LAME!

@@abdillin 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼Fool!!!!👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼🙄

@@abdillin and Vitor from back in the day.

Chael vs Tito on the mic is just unfair...Tito doesn't know English & what words mean...all of them. He just strings a bunch of half baked ideas into a horrible sentence.

“Hawahahaa🤡” - tito “he embarrassed me on my birthday” Ortiz

7:03 🤣🤣🤣

paul daley was all of us at home lmao

Hahaha

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"-Chael Sonnen

He is trying so hard not to laugh

I like to imagine he say's, "Finally your lies are become a truth"

In emoji it would be 🙄😴

"My god, you're making this TOO easy"

Brilliant move by Chael to just wait for Tito to try and complete a sentence

One of my favorite Tito lines across history💀💀 I still to this day have no idea what he was trying to say by saying thT

Or when Tito said "bad girl" I'm convinced Tito wanted to aggressively commit some form of bdsm to chael.

@@Xrez23 Haha he said it so sensually too. I felt like *I* was the bad girl when he whispered it into my left headphone.

Suspect

"Just wait and watch man "

Yes...?

@@timchamberlin9280 exactly... when it comes to these 2 the winner ended up who won the press conference.. "tell me another jackal story" 🤣

im basically ... yeah im basically clean... lolol

I dont even know if that was 30% this is closer to 15% chael doesnt even have to talk to make tito sound stupid lol

He almost looks sad hearing Tito’s comebacks

@@levidoll2057 I think it’s because he was hoping for something to work with, but Tito just let him down with the bad trash talk every time 😂😂😂

Me too! I just love seeing Paul Daley trying to keep a straight face the whole time

"bad girl" Lol I love Tito come on guys its all fun why r u all serious. Its funny a lot of you guys hate big bad "bullies" but pick on Tito, why cuz he's the jock who picked on u in highschool? Dude is a cool funny guy so what if his lines can be a bit corney thats funny! Chill u tough internet "bullies" LOL l000zers keep proving how much he lives in ur heads rent free

@@casanova1613 hi Tito

@@casanova1613 holy shit is that tito?

The Wanderlei Silva talk to my shoe bit is another uncle Chael classic

😂😂😂

Just almost 😂 the emotion was getting there the monotone voice was disappearing and then he threw it away with that line

His brain got ahead of itself, it realised "uhoh! 🚨🚨🚨 I'm making sense, better start talking jibber jabber ☝️"

Omg that's so true, both of them are naturally funny in their own ways.

Sakuraba is the funniest because he was natural

@@alandemaio3043 damnnn haha uncle chael still my fav😂😂

You need a dance partner, and Tito and Chael are great dance, would watch a show with the both of them.

The difference is that we laugh WITH Chael, but we laugh AT Tito.

Marlo Ck i was thinking the same thing. His shit with Anderson pissed me off and it still irks but.... that whole spiel was fucking hilarious--- especially the Jenna dig. You could see the disparity in intelligence between the two as well, Tito just sounded stupid. he was mumbling, fumbling, and saying shit that didn't seem to make sense half the time

he has been funny af you should watch chael sonnen funniest moments

He plays a character you either get the joke and laugh along with it or get trapped by it and hate him. Either way he wins $$$. I think its definitely more fun when you get it and like him for it, welcome aboard!

Marlo Ck more than that he is fck great

if it helps, he does publicly say when he was in the UFC he was trying to get hated. So UFC could have a simmilar promoting style to UFC. Where there's a good guy and a bad guy for the crowd.

CHAEL

@@susiederkins6612 Tito’s ex girlfriend was a porn star so when Tito said Chael made money using his mouth Chael flipped it on Tito by basically saying says the one whose girl sucks dick for money and Tito being dumb af some how thought that correcting Chael that he was never married made tito look better but it made it worse for him

@@susiederkins6612 what don't you understand? Seriously don't understand or being making a joke?

There was never no marriage

CHEEEEEAL@@Superpity07

😁😁

No the best comeback was "Well just to correct you, there was never any marriage." He got him good with that one.

@@Stitchman3875 he said “just to correct you I was never no marriage”

@@wyattpogue6316 Ah, well that was a brutal comeback. I don't see how Chael recovered after that one. 🤣😂

@@Stitchman3875 🤣🤣 Tito still lays in bed at night thinking about this press conference hahaha

Haha I had to rewind to check if I heard him correctly because it sounded so idiotic. Oh Tito...

Brain damage ):

Poor Tito wasn't he Michael Jackson's pet before he went back to the jungle telling stories about lions jeezus Tito putting everyone to sleep qua chael snoring LMAO 😂

“Preseverence”

LMFAO

Ngl I do the same thing but probably more than twice, gotta love Chael's trash talk and Tito getting lost in his own words

Same

LoL, cure for depression

same

Its so good. Chaels best work.

Can you imagine Tito trying to *say* "single coherent sentence"? 😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂

Jesus is the truth….

@@ElegyVio I agree.

this and ufc 205

Cheal is a genius, best trashtalker ever. Only retards thinks it is McGregor because they cant understand more then swearwords. Chael didnt say one swearword during the whole press and won it by far. The setup with the jenna jameson line were brilliant, he knew what he was doing. One of the best lines ever, Mcgregor aint even close to be this smart but the world is filled with idiots so ofcourse a guy like Mcgregor is probably ranked first by the most. I think he is shit and supercringe, especially during the khabib-pressconference. it was like watching jake paul talking, immature as fuck.

@@ElegyVio I see this guy everywhere, God bless Christian fortnite account

His expressions are pricelesssssss

@@Ohms_Won Sonnen had Alves doing the same at ufc

Hilarious watching him bust up especially after the Jenna comment

Lmao 😂😂

@@ZeroFox69 man that Jenna comment hit hard.. there was a collective gasp in that room 😂

Tito tapped

Tity tapped

Your’er tapped

Tapped Tito

@@liamlochrie2651 Tato tipped

Cause it's Classy

Every time Tito speaks in this I lose a brain cell haha 😂 Such a great conference though!

same. LOL.

Me too!😂

I watch it every week😂😂😂

no , he didnt say that did he?

@@bombastikderteutone6858 he did

Yeah he used it as a comeback against someone I believe

ahahahahah

Ice Cube 😂😂😂

Omfg

If you actually wanna know, chael beat him in a wrestling match in college on his bday lol

@@ncongnolancong is that actually for real? Dont get me dying out of nothing please

Mark L. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qWSAipltrGZ-14E.html

LMAO It is

I hope you’ve also found the Sonnen v Silva press conference - it’s a masterpiece.

@@SachaKDrums maybe have seen clips I’ll look it up now

Well, expect nothin less than the least! That's his quote

you will watch it again, and again

i wish i could see this for the first time again😂😂

therock951000 he looks like a happy child at an amusement part the entire time

best night out he's had in 5 years

therock951000 hahaha good note

Is

Always wondered what happened to him after the josh koshcheck fight. He was a good fighter. Let emotion get the best of him

Thank you for watching!

Brings a whole new meaning to lit a fire in my ass

I see Tito as a strong power bottom

Tito learned it from Ken Shamrock. I believe It was something like I’m gonna smack his ass, then a chair goes flying 4 feet vertical.

@@zacharyradford5552 nah he said "I'm gonna beat you within the living death" 😂

He’s that good that he complements himself

Imagine Chael saying that to the War Machine .. smash on sight!

But he can't, because war machine's in jail.

@@HM-uu9ug chael would dominate that wife beater

Thank you for coming back to watch again! What's your favorite quote from the presser?

@@sherdog "Bad girl" is up there.

"Classy"

Lol

“Well just to correct you, there wasn’t any marriage.”

Man it’s really hard to watch. As funny as it is I’m having trouble making it through the video rn lol

@@zacharychilcott7119 i feel you.. 🤔😂😂

The trash talk game has to come naturally. The second it becomes personal & emotional it’s best to not to say a word.

He still won tho

@@slipperysnake9603 yeah... We all know Chael won.. Still undefeated

Only twice?

Bro shit was fucking hilarious 😭

it’s the way he points at himself he really is the bad guy😭😭

4:25

So funny cause even chael knew that shit was low 😂 and then Tito saying the more like bad girl line sends me 🤣 like wtf

It actually was tho. Bad guy was chaels nickname and its also his youtube channel "Bad Guy Inc" So when chael said "they dont call you the bad guy for nothing" he was referring to himself, in which tito genuisly flipped it and called him a bad girl. One of his best roast along with when chael starts snoring and tito makes the round 2 joke

@@ASSman864 ty capt obvious

@@kylepartridge100 it wasnt obvious to me clown. Even tho i knew chael was nicknamed the bad guy my mind just did not even remotely expect tito to pull off such a god tier roast

@@kylepartridge100 now go watch some more fluffle puff tales. Thats right i checked your playlists

@@ASSman864 my daughter's said thanks.

Paul Daley

Yeah it's Paul Daley. He punched josh koscheck after the bell

@@sohailalrahi1047 legend, Koscheck deserved it ahaha

Semtex

That's Paul Daley! Obviously you don't follow MMA lol

Well, look up Tito Ortiz: Wordsmith. You’re welcome

Tito not even trying xD

Omg you're right 😳😳😳

Tito ain't too bright...

9:53

😂 No doubt!

He beat that died horse to a living death, atleast twice times, by the 6 minute.

Listen kid chael was the bitch tapping in there fight

@@nicco5987 this is a false statement

Nico Porter tito tapped first

Underrated comment

@Nasho is Nuke King A store where everything costs a dime. Basically a way to say Tito is trash. Like he's bootleg Thanos.

Nasho is Nuke King A dollar/pound/euro store etc.

@Nasho is Nuke King a dime is 1/10 of a US dollar

Tell another jackle story about Christopher Waken. Lmao he will be missed in the cage.

same haha even 2 years later this is still funny. I just wish chael ended him

I come back to this once in a while 🤣 Chael is hilarious, and he gets under Tito's skin so much 🤣

One thing i love is how much fun Paul Daley is having listening to this, the man can't stop grinning and hell neither could i this is comedy gold.

@@gscryinlikeabitch And the guy between Tito and Coker, he trys his best not to laugh, 5:25 10:10 😂

Me neither, better than laughing gas.

Especially the wife comment. I lost my shit laughing at that.

7:03 Paul's reaction to "tell another jackal story" has me rolling

@@MrNimtiz it kills me every time...

I can watch it every day

Nathan Edwards especially the way Chael stole the moment. That snoring and that wake up was hilarious.

What

2:20

Lol what an idiot.

@@harryjohnson8410 😭😭😭😭

That line made sense with the context seconds before it, you are just too silly to understand it

Lmao

The stuttering and everything else just made it that more painful.

Bahahahah

😂🤣🤣😂

Mate I screamed laughing at this, my wife just looked at me like retarded 😂😂😂

Hey! Have some compassion! Don’t you understand how bad it is to be a 40 year old grown man having his birthday candles blown out by someone else? 🤣😂🤣

He is just soaking it in and laughing his ass off at all of it

Lmao

@Shove This L Up Your Ass no doubting that but an education over a 3rd grader is something everyone should have.

Shove This L Up Your Ass well this was a press conference not a fight soooo

@Shove This L Up Your Ass wtf is your name?

The one time Ortiz was building up steam in the conference but then fell flat the moment he mentioned Chael's sparkling blue eyes.

😂😂😂😂😂

Classic SOOOOOOONNNNNEEEENNNNNN

Brilliant!

Lmfao. Good ole Uncle Chael

why? tito did good

@@jesuskofi1664 oh lord 🤣🤣🤣

You didn't like the lion story?

@@shaneh7129 💀

@@jesuskofi1664 lol then you weren't listening to his specific words 🤣

"No least"

0:10

WTF??

classic tito wordsmanship right there

😂😂😂😂😂

"Those blues eyes are gonna be sparkling ever more" 😩

@@matthewhyman2208 😩

4:33

ahaahaha

low iq comebacks from tito

he holds the title as the greatest entertainer in any fight business, well I wasn't around when Ali was doing his thing so..

Was before UFC but he did beat the champ once but didn't win the belt because of the champ missing weight or some 💩. But that champ even mailed Chael his belt, end of the day he is a champion in all our eyes and your father was proud of you

Good one

Hahahhhh.... What a story connor

Best lines ever

Keep your comments in your pocket! XD

Lmfaoo

He beat wanderlei

Chael's undefeated so idk what you're talking about?

Cabin Baby not in ufc dickhead

@@GummyAnthony Chael has never been beaten you casual, he's undefeated and undisputed.

D lol mate you serious?😂 cheal has been defeated in the ufc you little twat get your facts right

Trouser Troll Still uncalled for, he’d have been a really good UFC contender if he hadn’t lost his temper

@Trouser Troll I know right. POS poor sport. Wrecked his career.

Paul Daley vs Robbie Lawler

John 😎

GiganX13 I don’t get how fighters have done way worse in the UFC and they still keep fighting. But Paul Daley does it once and he’s cut from the UFC. It was very unsportsmanlike, but this is what the UFC loves nowadays.

😂😃

lmaoooo

Lmao. He sounds like a 10 year old

Awee... I think it's sweet ❤️ "Gaaaaaaaaayyyyy

@@andrewklassen6879 NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!

Hahahahajahahahahshahsjajsjwjwjshshahabwhwhshshshshw

idk how no one started bursted out laughing

@@CrackerBarrelkid555 I think everyone was contemplating if what he said was a thing

LOL

timestamp it

He indirectly confirmed that the ticket was photoshopped

Well, if taken literally, then I want that power.

That’s just one of many in this

I think what hes trying to say is that his lies are coming back to bite him. Or that the truth is gonna expose his lies. I feel bad for tito man

His grandma is 100 years old ao he is in great shape