I don't know but you aren't alone in doing that.

Yeah me too! WTF! But you must try the butter churning one, great viewing at 1 in the morning...!

Yep.

I'm on the same wagon as you.

Aspari hahahhahahahahha I'm doing the same right now lol.

Because you want too

Alejandro Medina Oh man, i just had a really good laugh. Thank you !

Alejandro Medina hahaha I am watching this at 3am. gosh I dont know either

Alejandro Medina Same here its 6 o clock in the morning watching someone cutting open some cheese :)

Alejandro Medina You want to do it

Bruh

Cheese: Now my time

🤣🤣

Only if he brings the wine with HIM

😂

The 5th dimension ultrachad

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

08bourquem Women just want love, orgasms, children, and their pms symptoms ignored. What's so hard to understand?

dadevi You forgot chocolate, lots of chocolate.

Not all women, so I didn't include that.

08bourquem Don't be an idiot, women are easy to understand.

dadevi Not all women want children or have pms just saying xD....

Yes grasshoppa

+Sean Rossick Respect my ass. It's about making something look professional when even a 7 year old can do it. If you say it's done by a professional with respect, it will yield more money. People are so stupid they believe this shit.

+Paul Shin Yeah almost like he does that shit for a living. Anyone can do it once they're shown I guess but no one's gonna trust you with a big ass wheel of cheese that took three years to age. If you instructed anyone to try and cut that cheese they'd probably try hacking through and fucking it up.

It's really hard to fuck up a simple task as cutting a block of cheese into pieces. Lol

Paul Shin Well if you're selling this expensive ass piece of cheese it should probably look good and not all fucked up like the guy showed.

+Kasper Sörensen And maybe you ask yourself, just like me, why you klicked on it.

+Kasper Sörensen GORDON BAMBI

+Kasper Sörensen lmao right

+Kasper Sörensen i'm expecting this was recommended to me because i subscribed to so many compeditave eating channels. so apparently youtube thinks i want to see anything that contains food products.

+Donoven Ryder sure. I genuinely don't know why this was in my recommended section but I'm not going to question your retarded statement. I honestly don't care what you think.

Alex S 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i'm dead

i brokes😂😂😂😂😂

But if you make it so The cheese understand alone where he must broken. Do you see ?

Even cheese need emotional support in their final moments.

😂😂😂😂

George Foreman i read your comment right as he started saying this and it was a double whammy 😂😂

i was looking for this comment xd

George Foreman you look like corey in the house

You guys seriously dont know who george foreman is?

The boxer?

I'll be your cheese man

Jimmy Rustle smooth..

***** facebook.com/DafuqDidIJustReadFanpage/posts/696804240421000:0

I saw this comment on tumblr and came here just to like it.

Notice how on other sites (e.g. Tumblr and Facebook).. the replies or comments on this comment try a lot harder to be funny... without actually being funny.

Exactly not easy at all, my work doesn’t even give me these tools to use, I use a small knife and a large two handles cake cutting knife

Hi u r so sexy 9849821026

I've been in this situation so many times.. I feel ya man

It's 9am and I haven't fallen asleep yet and now I'm watching cheese videos.

+maria bell So what did you get on the essay lol?

+Easy Cheesy Something cheesey

Same here. Mine is due to tomorrow doe :'(

THE CHEESE HAS HIGH RESISTANCE

every time he spoke an english thesaurus was being burnt somewhere...

Tensa Zangetsu weeb

Luka S noob

The cheese will open alone

This is great to hear thank you for your post letting us know!

bene

This is the sweetest thing! Thank you for sharing it! :)

next time, he will speak italian so you can understand him

lalos i like you

***** In Soviet Russia, cheese breaks you!

well, the same would be for us, the ones who don't speak italian at all, and for that old man, it should be difficult to learn to speak a foreign language at his age, as cheetan said ._. if you think it's easy, try to speak (or write) in italian or any other romance languages

57069carlos You know, as far as youtube standards go, nobody here has said anything really mean about him. Also, he always had the option to say "I prefer speaking italian". Obviously the reporter speaks italian, she could have easily translated.

I was actually laughing out loud in bed. LOL

ikr

one must also understand he did not simply cut the cheese, but he "broke" the cheese.

Michael Grey nono, he "broken" the cheese

Be cheese my friend

Honestly me everyday

How you must broken the cheese.

Cinnamon Cake

school starts at 10 for you??

WOW whats 3+5 Dumbass nigga?

*You mustn’t cutten the cheese you must broken the cheese* Just a friendly reminder since you wrote cutting instead of breaking

Hey at least you got cheese out of it

Hopefully not out of it but out of the situation

+PONYBOYonline Melt it.

So I wasn't the only one with a hard on for cheese?

+PONYBOYonline Did you tell it where you want it to broken

Heel-Toe Cam 😂😂😂😂

Heel-Toe Cam *In Italy you don't broke the cheese. The cheese broke itself.

broken*

ba dum tss

Heel-Toe Cam break*

I did, in fact search for cheese cutting. Do not question my reasoning.

Same shite man 😂

Shit*

Same and I'm vegan. I don't know how I got here ...

+Arib Hassam I got here by watching Gordon Ramsay. And I got to Gordon's videos by watching DotA2 videos...

Did you do good on your essay?

Hahahaha... I got a severe headache after watching this..

Ha ha ha...

Yes same Hahahah

Ha ha ha...

I laughed my ass off to ur commet that's fricken hilarious 👍

😂

Same

LoooL x))

:D

Haha!!! me too!

+Laurel Cook that's correct! 1200 page research paper due wednesday...

+Laurel Cook im here cause need 12 page essay on cheese

Yuuuup.

+Laurel Cook nope,i will write a technicians final exam in 5 hours

+Laurel Cook I'm supposed to be studying for a SQL Server certification exam. Now I'm feeling guilty AND jonesing for some parmesan cheese.

Junior Alexandre I'm taking Spanish classes for this summer and I guarantee I sound a lot worse speaking Spanish than this guy does speaking English(Ik he's Italian). Speaking a different language doesn't come easy and I fully appreciate this man's dedication to cutting his cheese 🧀 😂

Zanjay Daley suerte con eso amigo

Junior Alexandre yes i agree amazing man trying to teach her about cheese..he didnt care about the language barrior all he cared was about his passion

Flights Spit you wish

IndominusRekts wish that the average American wasn't an ignorant moron barely able to speak English much less be able to adequately converse in a second language not their native tongue? Yeah. A lot of us wish that.

you know nothing about cheese

lol

Alonso Saldivar would have to find it first though

u don't eat cheese???

same here, i was watching a video about las vegas

Yes, whenever I feel down with my work, I watch this man break a wheel of cheese with passion and broken English.

Bro wtf 😂😂😂😂

Yes 😂😂😂

V T well that seems like a nice ritual!

😂😂

Same

WTF 3:03 for me. UKposts recommends this at 3:00 am to everyone? ROFL

Same here mate 😂😂

Doing the same exact thing lmao

Same here too

Enxh

on the other hand, the lady doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer...

r rebarrov thumbs up number 420 woo!

Bro look up the definition of sympathy, it does not make sense at all the way you just used it in your comment, the correct word you should use in your comment is admiration. “ You’ve got so much admiration for this guy and the work he is doing”. Look it up.

@@Lucyopps Lucy I have so much sympathy for you

Can I hug you for this? I totally agree

Agreed, no one asks Americans to learn Italian.

omg stfu everyone needs to speak american perfectly or u don't believe in freedom. this guy clearly doesn't believe in freedom and you apparently don't either so gtfo XD Thank you, you beat me to the punch.

Rachel .P English is the universal language, your anti-americanism is old and silly.

latengocomoburro Your face is old and silly. Probably mine too. I only use old and worn out jokes, cracks, etc, ask *****​

ROFL

+Lora Choi In russia... cheese ferment people. Is that what this post is referring too?

John D | Oh, that's similar. XD

oh fuck

Its not cool to make fun of thing like that, but if ur good with that...

Brake *

Cristi Staci *Broken :'D

mitch gini How to broken cheese

Honda Rider *How to broken de cheese :'D

r3nk0 xD

Sabertooth Turtle And we all love it.

It's because his native language. Each noun has gender, and when talking about it. You use the gender of the noun. So cheese is masculine, so when he says "he" he means it. And the language that follows is because of that gender of the noun.

Hahaha he just doesn't speak English that well.. Hahaha

what do you mean as if?

Sabertooth Turtle very common when your first language is either Italian or even Spanish.

Same

Rakonus yeeeea

The Wandering Internet Wizard 9gaggar

er

The Wandering Internet Wizard vaffanculo

The Wandering Internet Wizard hahahahaha son morto 😂😂

mario rossi anche io😂😂😂😂

Yeah, it seems like he could be a lot more eloquent in Italian. Him struggling through, trying to speak English ruined the video for me.

Yeah, you know, he is a cheese maker, not an English teacher, a video where he would have spoken Italian with some subtitles would have been better for sure...

Nugroho Pangestu I thought it was kinda cute, his accent and choice of words.

I think this was made when subs was not supported by UKposts yet.

his accent sounds french. he probably speaks multiple languages

haaha

That one kid hahaha

That one kid Damn. We are in the exact same position.

Goes well on a resume as it's a critical skill desired by many employers nowadays.

TheNightwalker990 should be teaching it in school! How are kids gonna make a living without knowing this stuff?

Sean Chagani hahaha he killed me

Sean Chagani 11:00 - making saw..the cheese understand alone.. where he must.. broken.

English is my second language but this got me laughing too much

+shand seimela French is my second language and it made me laugh.

He's not alone...

Many masters use similar terminology. I have heard experts at pottery or woodworking or whatever it is say "you must listen to what it says, you must feel what it will do."

Brandon Raich I guess the reason they are masters is because they truly understand their work in a way we don't

Not easy speaking a second or third language sometimes. But he got the message through I believe.

Hirobian yes I believe he did well too

Izzaz Iskandar Basically follow the way the cheese is going to break, and allow it to. Unless, however, it's going to break in a completely different direction than you want (which occurs with the smaller pieces), then you must guide its path. The cheese's formation creates different sorts of "paths" in which different molecules are more strongly connected than others.

Technically, cheese is "alive" in that it has living bacterial cultures in it. No ears though, haha.

+Outshinedsg well then it's not the cheese it's the bacteria, and even then it's not like it's understands laguage

Really, cheese doesn't understand language, moron?

He is translating directly from Italian. Italian is a very personal and intimate language.

That's why italians do it better. Passion.

***** Who the fuck are you

TheRealXiemens Who the fuck wants to know?

***** Me

Hahahahahhaha that's hilarious 😂

***** How to BROKEN a Parmesan cheese with Carlo Guffanti.

Fuck yeah

same

Yung Raj always!!!

Yung Raj Me too. Luv his passion for his craft💚🧀

+Oliver Casey It wasn't as epic as I had hoped for...

Old men who cant say break...

cheese

+nils erik mæland old men cutting cheese while senile.

well said

That's because of feminine and masculine nouns and cheese is a masculine noun in Italian. He's thinking in Italian, so when he speaks, the word his brain is trying to translate, it becomes 'he'.

in many european languages, EVERY THING has a gender.

And yet idiots in the Western world say "she" for cars and boats so there's no difference at all, really.

Can everyone stop getting their panties in a twist over the gender role thing? I said I loved the way he talked about the cheese like its a person. It's also pretty fucking hilarious, it made my day. So I ask you ppl, please, don't get butt hurt over it & let me just enjoy this man and his cheese k? Thanks!

Fennecbutt I suppose some people say "he" or "she" to an item or an animal,if it has been given a name...

i expect you to say to that fake square crap in wrappers "will you kill me today, i wonder?" that stuff is pure cancer, you shouldn't eat it

I think if the cheese is dry it would enjoy dry conversation. If it's spicy, probably more like phone sex than a regular conversation. Swiss cheese is literally wearing fish nets, so you get the hint want she wants. You gotta look at the characteristics.

***** So if I'm looking for a well rounded conversation I need to look for red cow, brie, or maybe some old style cheddar cheese. If I'm in the mood for comedy I get some (ha)varti?

+gagge carlsohn lmfao

he's the cheese whisperer

Me 2 xD

+gagge carlsohn UKposts factor.

Bro how was ur test??

As an Italian I was just dying because of that guy's English

lol same

Medraut cause you clicked on the video that's how

Ask the rest of your crew.

+jsj3727 hahah

it's time for L.A. Beast ^^

It's probably just about enough for my week.

Not for me I would eat it in a couple weeks😂

that would be a short one for me :)

he speaks for the cheese

Man, I dont know how many humans would you cut in half, and then in half again, and again, and again... And then you´d eat it xD

Don't worry, it'll get feta.

+Squid Ninja 428 Dude just Feta-geta bout it ;)

+MrBIGFOOT104 Ricotta be kidding me.

+MrBIGFOOT104 It may never get cheddar

Cheese-us Christ so many replys Im feeling GRATE today

"We have already explained to the cheese, where he must broken." Oh wow that cheese is really smart

He is trying to speak English, a totally different lenguage from Italian..He sounds hilarious but his effort must be appreciated..Furthermore, he is sharing our incredible tradition with you all, while the only thing people are doing around the world is to take Italian ideas, names and flag to sell fake products. You are just a bunch of looser to our eyes.

What about french?

@@cristianschiavone3462 I am Brazilian and I lived in Italy for seven years in Verona, and it was in Italy that I had the good fortune to learn to speak and write English with a great teacher, for us who speak the derivatives of the Latin language, it is not easy to learn English, and the fact that this respected Italian gentleman of old age speaks English is admirable, I hope one day to return to Verona and get a good job and to be able to review my teachers and to thank for the knowledge given to me. Here in Brazil life has been very hard and I miss being able to eat well and the quality of life I had, here in Brazil i spent almost all my salary just to not go hungry. My sincere greetings to all the respectful Italian people.

Cristian Schiavone don’t you love when kids don’t know when a joke is said?

lel

lol

XDD I AM LE RUINING MY LIFE U GUYS XDDD yeah, writing test, makes sense that youtube commenters are fucking 12 yearold schoolboy fuckbois

+ヤクザ ☒ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒʳᵗᵉʳ * boy's.

Holy shit dude you need to study. Your whole writing situation here is pretty borked.