Chappelle's Show - The Racial Draft (ft. Bill Burr, RZA, and GZA)

Chappelle's Show - The Racial Draft (ft. Bill Burr, RZA, and GZA) - Uncensored

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Delegations from America's ethnicities assemble to divvy up racially ambiguous celebrities.
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@sockhopper 4 роки тому

“The black delegation requests Eminem” “Wait a goddamn minute Rondell”

@justinstewart1828 3 роки тому

Ima hustla baby.

@dabird9258 3 роки тому

Tell you what, we keep Eminem You get O.J. Simpson

@jonstolte854 3 роки тому

Me irl

@dm3402 3 роки тому

They really did hustle em' with OJ look at the white announcers dapping eachother up as they revel lmao

@tika3721 3 роки тому

The best part

@yoshim616 5 років тому

Speaking as an Asian I'm stoked we got the Wu Tang Clan, in fact I think we won the night with that one pick.

@slackerengi2401 5 років тому

Well all that can be said is *Konichiwa bitches*

@sidharthsingh6606 5 років тому

Asians won by a landslide

@tyreeknyc1980 5 років тому

LMFAO! NO SHIT Ya'll won....

@marcusworkman6935 5 років тому

Asians was liwk ya take Tiger Woods we take the WHOLE clan

@caiowasem 5 років тому

What a steal

@hoodietiger2178 Рік тому

“Yes and they’ll probably still complain” 😂😂😂😂😂 Bill Burr legendary

@Orcinus1967 Рік тому

Indeed.

@Loupster420 Рік тому

Man f u

@hoodietiger2178 Рік тому

@@Loupster420 😂😂😂

@flimingjustforfun6814 Рік тому

I died 😂😂😂😂it's my favorite part of this video.

@strangebrew1231 Рік тому

And he's right

@briengakaplan-b1550 Рік тому

The Chinese taking the whole Wu-Tang Clan is the best part of this whole skit 😂😂😂💀

@lemononice7056 Рік тому

I swear😁😁

@Adamdidit Рік тому

Almost. Actual Wu Tang members being there is what really puts it over the top.

@HM-ik1zn Рік тому

😂😂😂😂

@obediahpolkinghorniii564 Рік тому

Kung Pao! How ya like me now...?

@rankobarensic Рік тому

Pure laugh🤣🤣

@eLmasten1991 4 роки тому

" and they prolly still complain " " man f. you " cracks me up everytime

@bluestangGT2001 4 роки тому

Came here to type that. So just left a like instead

@Suomi91 4 роки тому

Bill saying facts jajajaja

@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 4 роки тому

EVERY TIME!!🤣🤣🤣

@timothychang34 4 роки тому

I love that part. my top two favorite comedians

@jellybeanz1989 4 роки тому

I love how he delivers that "man f you" so fast right after the fake laugh you almost miss it, its just perfect!

@valentevillegas4681 5 років тому

That handshake the announcers did after talking about OJ Simpson being black again 😂😂😂

@2AForever-wi8yj 4 роки тому

I laugh everytime I see that

@demetriusmiddleton1246 4 роки тому

Bruh... i just fell outta bed on that one!💀💀

@AltCTRLF8 4 роки тому

proof that you don’t hustle the original hustlers

@adrianfytr35 4 роки тому

Thats the funniest part of this hilarious skit!

@jimmys8492 4 роки тому

The look on Dave’s Face after words lol

@BigJonahJ Рік тому

"He's been discriminated against in this time, he's had death threats AND he dates a white woman! Sounds like a black guy to me" 🤣🤣🤣

@tamaku2903 Рік тому

🤣😅🤣😅😂😂😅🤣

@bustavonnutz Рік тому

Personally attacked

@MaximusRGZ Рік тому

😂😂

@TLPmediaUSA 10 місяців тому

“Tough break, n****.”😂😂😂

@soultyger 4 місяці тому

There's always FUBU😄@@TLPmediaUSA

@Obiahjones 5 місяців тому

“So long fried rice, hello fried chicken” is one of the best lines in recent memory

@coolrock9281 3 роки тому

Bill Burr: And they’ll probably still complain! Dave Chapelle: Man fuck you! Gold 😂😂😂

@daystar73 3 роки тому

24K🤣

@sunfire5790 3 роки тому

🤣🤣💀💀

@selfhelp69 3 роки тому

A crescendo of complaints.

@ccbfernandez 3 роки тому

Cause they always do!

@thatguylie4239 3 роки тому

Lol I come back to this video just to watch that part 😂

@polyclot1976 4 місяці тому

"There's a white man talking up here. Silencio! NGOWA!" truly a man of the peoples

@fatbuddy719 4 місяці тому

Did you know that "ungawa" was what Tarzan would say to quiet the apes in the jungle? Such an insane throw-away line 😂

@xanmontes8715 2 місяці тому

@@fatbuddy719what??

@tylerseboe 2 місяці тому

⁠⁠@@xanmontes8715The old tv show from the 60s and the movies from the 40s, 50s, and 60’s. This explains the origins of “umgawa”: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/e5uDqKmBq42Hpok.htmlsi=ERnWWDv4S9O9gRCR

@IH8U926 4 дні тому

@@fatbuddy719wtf!!

@elizel90 6 місяців тому

That casual "Man F**k you" from Dave always gets to me 😂😂😂 OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT THE RANDOM DANCING MAN 😂😂

@mm860 4 місяці тому

Robot dance!

@philipksick6810 2 місяці тому

I know!!! I haven’t seen this in years and that man doing the robot takes me clean out lol

@TopShelfTheology 19 днів тому

Chappelle made sure he was in EVERY episode, he would FIND a place for that guy, hahah

@kenyonjohnson4823 3 роки тому

“So long fried rice 🍚, hello fried chicken 🍗” 😂😂😂😂

@stevenhosea4849 3 роки тому

No. Not. Steven. Hosea. Happens. Happens

@joshuaattractsmoney 3 роки тому

Lmao. 🤣🤣💀

@orphenocou4742 3 роки тому

“For shizzle”

@kenyonjohnson4823 3 роки тому

@@orphenocou4742 😂😂

@kadengomez1755 3 роки тому

@@stevenhosea4849 nigga shut up

@JasonNation72 4 роки тому

"So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!" Still kills me after all these years.

@JasonNation72 4 роки тому

@@kjmiller5023 Uh...this aired on Comedy Central in like 2002-03.

@anaityketihw 4 роки тому

Kj Miller This video is about as old as me (16 years old)

@klutz3955 4 роки тому

Holly fhckkk

@patrickorourke41 4 роки тому

For shizzle 😂😂😂

@johnmason4724 4 роки тому

@@kjmiller5023 biggest dumbass if I've ever seen one

@NikolasSmith-cc6pb 5 місяців тому

Mos Def comedy timing is very underrated in the show 😂😂😂

@Vinseenit 3 місяці тому

I was gonna say is that Mos Def, should be in the featured list in the title

@Zacharylastnamemusic Рік тому

“Oj Black again!” The finger thing was priceless!!

@loryenrainwater7829 4 роки тому

"Request eminem" "now wait a goddamn minute" 😂😂😂

@sherrodmacs3472 4 роки тому

Classic stuff. Funnier now.

@ChivasBarcelonaMex 4 роки тому

First time I heard it I said "EmInEm no sir" and I ain't even white wtf!!! Lol

@ciarrajohnson3849 4 роки тому

FORK HIM OVER🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿

@Johnny-rx4hs 4 роки тому

@@ciarrajohnson3849 The only way the white delegation would give up Eminem is if they got Bob Marley

@ciarrajohnson3849 4 роки тому

That’ll never happen (guess you want Lenny Krav too right???)😂😂😂

@christopherwinko1978 3 роки тому

Wu Tang: "We're fans of Chinese culture. We're proud to be Chinese." Also Wu Tang: "Konnichi wa"

@blackgloriouz 3 роки тому

hahaha

@pedroscott6347 3 роки тому

That's what made it funny.

@ArmyWolves 3 роки тому

Hahaha. I missed that. Reminds me of episode of Daybreak (no spoiler) that was narrated by Rza where he said, "You wan't to know what is really offensive? You are a wannabe ninja quoting Kung Fu movies... those are from two very different cultures." I burst out laughing.

@JeroAlmufakir 3 роки тому

*bitchessss...

@vampiradeathrockerbatxq762 3 роки тому

😂😂😂 Ni Hao.

@SunDevil31 11 місяців тому

Chappelle and Burr should do a weekly show. Theyre great together. 😂

@aa-tx7th 4 місяці тому

nah keep chapelle outta relevancy

@SunDevil31 4 місяці тому

@@aa-tx7th Awwwe. Whyeee?!

@MDCJ59 Рік тому

When I first saw this, I was wondering who could the Asians choose other than Yao Ming. Then I heard "the RZA, the GZA..." I laughed so hard that it hurt. Dave Chapelle won with this segment.

@sirloin2418 5 років тому

After all these years, I just realized the third announcer is Bill Burr.

@victorcohen2930 5 років тому

Yeah I thought he looked familiar also... And then I realized... Holy shit it's bill Burr!

@behindthewallsleepin 5 років тому

Holy shit that's awesome!

@joecollier8924 5 років тому

Yeah man, I rewatched all the seasons and he's on a few of them.

@skoo6588 5 років тому

Sir Loin 😂😂😂

@stanleyc2978 5 років тому

@ThatOneAsianBroChick hahahaha

@nnich19 3 роки тому

The most underrated part of this whole thing is that all asians are represented by the Chinese delegation.

@forwarddiscipline 3 роки тому

It's just like the u.n.!

@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 роки тому

@@forwarddiscipline What?!

@forwarddiscipline 3 роки тому

@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 that's a ccp totalitarian regime joke. Those organs won't harvest themselves, you know? Those child laborers won't enslave themselves, you know? Those undesired ethnicities that are still ethnically chinese won't delete themselves, you know? Those officials at the W.H.O. wont bribe themselves, you know? Those u.n. delegates from other asian countries won't bow to CCP authority by threatening themselves and their own families with t1orture and d1eath, you know? It's all hilarious. Lmao! So funny!

@dr.j7542 3 роки тому

@@forwarddiscipline you haven't said anything. Lol. Please will you stop speaking in these backwards riddles???

@forwarddiscipline 3 роки тому

@@dr.j7542 no and fuck you anyways. How long you been reading english? "You didnt say anything anyways." Liar. The opposite is true. I said many things, many ways. Pick one and fuck off.

@tweetybird30 Рік тому

How all these people didn't double down laughing while performing this I will never understand. This is amazing and I wish they would bring this kind of a show back. 😊🙂

@ahmedayali1341 Рік тому

we have too many sensitive people who are living in this generation and even if you wrote the truth in front of their face they will refuse it deny it and will get offended.

@inconnu4961 Рік тому

This isnt SNL, man! these are professional comedians. never break character!

@tweetybird30 Рік тому

@@ahmedayali1341 I understand that this generation is soo easily offended by everything but this is amazing. People should be able to do stand up comedy without any issues and without them getting cancelled for every joke that someone finds offensive. People consider too many things as being offensive these days.

@tweetybird30 Рік тому

@@inconnu4961 I get that and I was just saying that it's amazing to me that they stayed in characted trough those amazingly funny jokes. It must have been really tough not to laugh so hard at these jokes while saying them.

@AAron_Pendragon Рік тому

I think that makes it all the more hilarious haha! Altho when the whites pick Colin Powell; Bill Burr is stifling a laugh when he says, "Whaaaat!? Colin Powell is not white!"

@curadhanpowell5007 Рік тому

I love Bill Burr ruffling through his notes in shock at the Wu Tang pick. Hahaha

@TheGoodChap 2 дні тому

Wasn't on any of their radar lol

@loganerb3952 2 роки тому

“So long Fried Rice Hello Fried chicken” Kills me everytime 😂😂

@dead3yeDino 2 роки тому

For shizzle💪🏿🤣

@buddermonger2000 2 роки тому

Wu Tang went the opposite

@BitoyV3 2 роки тому

I remember hearing that and just saying, "dude, just become Filipino. We eat both!"

@sumuqh 2 роки тому

i ded 💀

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 2 роки тому

@@BitoyV3 That's why I bangs heavy with the Pinoys...the food stay bussin!

@drakedutra274 3 роки тому

The handshake after “OJ, black again” has be rolling every time 😂

@patrickharrison4763 3 роки тому

Same. Love how he wipes his hand off as well afterwards.

@hip2thabone_da_sticky1 3 роки тому

5:30 😁

@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming 2 роки тому

The handshake after the white announcers list the white picks lol.

@sesemunasia8681 2 роки тому

Haha... I laughed hard. They nailed it

@AQG24 2 роки тому

Me too lol

@jayelpresidente 4 місяці тому

These jokes are timeless. I’ve watched this, Playa Haters and World Series of Dice… all are as funny as ever

@linkflorestv87 2 місяці тому

"We keep Eminem... we'll give you OJ Simpson." "CHUUCH." 😅😅😅

@eg2821 6 років тому

“She was born and raised catholic... then she became a whore” Lmao that caught me off guard.

@PeeboTyson 6 років тому

Is there a difference?

@pedrogates3189 6 років тому

🤣😂

@morkujinirukandji4820 6 років тому

swamidude better things like?

@marpfel 6 років тому

swamidude or his infamous high pitched "Lady" :D

@ErikPT 6 років тому

Eh? I dunno about you but my classmates weren’t even religious too liberal and having kids by the time they were 10th 9th grade. They definitely were NOT Catholic.

@joshkaid 4 роки тому

The Wu-Tang Clan being drafted as Asian kills me everytime.

@razkable 4 роки тому

thats a top 10 moment in t.v. history for me...like wow that was so funny...the set up..perfect

@AGE0FQUARREL 4 роки тому

Bong bong.

@yeeerk 4 роки тому

Konichiwa bitches

@Da13iG5eung 4 роки тому

It's an absolute steal at the position the Asians drafted them. Long-term investment and insanely great returns.

@sharonj3797 4 роки тому

I laughed so much it hurt

@jesseearles9228 11 місяців тому

That little walk in the circle after they got OJ makes me laugh so hard everytime😂

@BLee09 5 місяців тому

Then he wipes his hand off on his suit after shaking his hand 😂

@Vilakazi 5 місяців тому

Honestly, OJ was a bad trade. They should've insisted on Eminem.

@_Adie 7 місяців тому

No matter how many times I see this skit, I always get hype when the Wu Tang gets drafted.

@themagicbullet7849 5 років тому

They couldve done this for 30 minutes

@AltCTRLF8 4 роки тому

ikr, the NFL draft has 7 rounds!

@ProxyMinePro 4 роки тому

I would have loved to see them debate the Rachel Dolezal incident.

@AltCTRLF8 4 роки тому

Ozymandias the blacks and whites both trying to give her away

@themagicbullet7849 4 роки тому

@@AltCTRLF8 and thats when the native americans come in with a steal.

@brenonthompson3987 4 роки тому

I'd prefer to watch 3 hours of this than any other sports draft

@KGillis 3 роки тому

This is the calmest I've ever seen Bill Burr.

@kylemiller7562 3 роки тому

" and they prolly still complain " " man f. you " cracks me up everytime

@voodoochile6796 3 роки тому

Also it's pretty impressive that all his funniest lines here are improvised, and they kept it in the show

@ServerYT 3 роки тому

He was pretty mellow in Breaking Bad, considering the possibilities...

@DivyaKalasua 3 роки тому

Bill burr : that's not even funny. Where is the punchline

@Str8Deenin47 3 роки тому

@@kylemiller7562 that PC laugh cracks me up. Y’all know that laugh lmao.

@ericphillipssr.4381 Рік тому

It’s now 2022, this skit is almost 20 years old and it’s still hilarious! #Classic

@derekz5243 5 місяців тому

if this isn't the greatest comedy sketch of all time, I don't know what is

@DawnoftheDan_ 4 роки тому

“So long fried rice hello fried chicken” is one of the funniest lines ever 😂😂😂😂😂

@donaldnickman4119 3 роки тому

Thanks for repeating Dave’s joke for internet points😂😂it’s really lit when you text out the funniest joke so it spoils it for everybody🤣🤣🤙🏼💯

@DawnoftheDan_ 3 роки тому

Donald nickman sry for spoiling that almost 20 yr old joke. You’re a lil too sensitive for UKposts Donnie

@yoboichill0842 3 роки тому

For shizzle

@rondoggish 3 роки тому

@@donaldnickman4119 you're sense of humor is this small 🤏

@HankyPanky44 3 роки тому

@@donaldnickman4119 Spoils it how? Watch the vid before the comments...

@mobyghost1897 5 років тому

“Tough break n***a, there’s always fubu” lmao

@MarkSmith-lz5rk 4 роки тому

@Gregory McDonald it was early 2000

@itsjustg1 4 роки тому

I READ THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID IT 😂 freaked me out because we were in sync

@jongon0848 Рік тому

The dance the Asians do when they get the Wu Tang Clan kills me every time🤣🤣🤣

@psilocin9533 Рік тому

Its too bad Chapelle and comedy central had a falling out, would be awesome to see new episodes.

@zahidkhan5733 Рік тому

what falling out? he's on the top of his game, most people don't care what a few trannazis think

@bretttheillustrator Рік тому

they would never put this on tv

@seanno9744 4 роки тому

The most underrated line in this sketch is “She was born and raised catholic; then she became a whore”

@CourtTV. 4 роки тому

He may be mandonna transvestigative stuff is still up

@manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 роки тому

As if there's a difference...

@matthewrock4725 4 роки тому

@InMyCudiZzZone it definitely is.

@mursuka80 4 роки тому

It is funny because it is true. And now she has become insane.

@JDMimeTHEFIRST 4 роки тому

Seann O Madonna was never even promiscuous, not that anything’s wrong with that. She sang about sex sometimes. . . Like most pop artists, except she wasn’t a dude while doing it and she hired gay backup dancers and promoted safe sex during the aids crisis. But yeah, misogynists dudes can call her a whore if that’s what acting like a man or grown women means. The whole sketch was hilarious so I still love this sketch . . But that “joke” fell flat / just not funny. Everyone has hits and misses

@chuyozuna2398 4 роки тому

“He’s been discriminated, had death threats and date white women, sounds like a black guy to me” 😂😂😂

@ericoliver1603 4 роки тому

So long fried rice, hello fried chicken😂😂😂

@GreedAndSelfishness 4 роки тому

Hah black men hate their own race

@theophilusmartins5822 4 роки тому

@@GreedAndSelfishness lol you're missing the point.

@MicahiLove 3 роки тому

This show is iconic

@jordan12118 3 роки тому

@@Junkman2008 Some people aren't smart enough to understand

@ThorHanson2005 8 місяців тому

1:03 bro doing the robot is knocking me out 😂😂😂

@Harcorwrestler Рік тому

Thank you so much Dave Chappell for making these skits that can longer be made. You had a small window to make these skits and it was put out before the window closed forever to do things kinds of skits.

@Magido89 4 роки тому

Casually calling Madonna a whore always cracks me up. Bill burr is a legend

@354allday 4 роки тому

He spoke facts thou

@eyeheartsushi2212 4 роки тому

Scott Humphreys So what does that say about J-Lo, these days? 😂😂😂

@jozinek876 4 роки тому

HOLY SHIT, just noticed it was Bill Burr ;)

@clarkerots9348 4 роки тому

Chappelle and Burr together is comedy gold!

@rockemack 4 роки тому

LOL he called her a whore LOL! Comedy fellas, amirite?

@ThatOtherRaccoon 4 роки тому

Mos Def doesn't get enough credit for his acting in this.

@julianhernandez2322 4 роки тому

Thank you for pointing that out..I had no idea that was Mos Def...

@steveepic5957 4 роки тому

Where was he!?

@julianhernandez2322 4 роки тому

@@steveepic5957 He was the representative for the Black delegation...

@sydneyjoseph2323 4 роки тому

Thanks you!!! 💯😘

@ThatOtherRaccoon 4 роки тому

@@steveepic5957 that's how good of a job he did lol. The dude was unrecognizable.

@tanyabinion7796 Рік тому

So blessed to have met Dave and tell him how much he means.

@tpd1399 Рік тому

Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr…what a duo

@mfundoceleh8386 2 роки тому

we didn't get Eminem and we lost the Wu-Tang clan, the struggle is real.

@LegoYoda7225 2 роки тому

You got OJ and lost Collin Powell and Condoleeza Rice. Sounds like a win to me

@b-head6961 2 роки тому

@@LegoYoda7225 also got tiger woods lol

@alexmurphy5289 2 роки тому

@@LegoYoda7225 Lenny Kravitz catching strays out here

@bobjones2041 2 роки тому

You mean "shtruggo"

@b-head6961 2 роки тому

@@MichaelBrown-rg8oi you tweakin fam rewatch it lol

@dumaskhan 3 роки тому

"the black delegation requests Eminem."

@marcwright5368 3 роки тому

Should have given him to them.

@hammerdolo6813 3 роки тому

The Jew part had me rolling. "Let's take a look downstairs"

@cajunrando2556 3 роки тому

Wait a godamned minute Rondell

@grammysworld5449 3 роки тому

I'm a hustler baby

@stalinsghostux3318 3 роки тому

You can have him 😂

@CLRacing12 Рік тому

This skit just proves that we can laugh at something extremely funny making fun of anyone and everyone, we need more of this….

@sguti392 Рік тому

All these years later and this is still gold. This is comedy at its best.

@abdoulayecamara8077 3 роки тому

The black guy wiping his hand off after agreeing to take OJ 😂

@jblack8149 3 роки тому

Mos Def his name

@irelandevr4046 3 роки тому

@@jblack8149 You beat me to it....😒😂

@Vrussk 3 роки тому

I don't get it, what's the meaning of the hand wipe?

@Bellathebear777 3 роки тому

Rflmao 😅😅😅

@GetUpTheMountains 3 роки тому

@@Vrussk The joke is that he thinks shaking hands with the white delegate is gross, and reluctantly does it only to seal the deal. Regretting having to touch the white delegate, he wipes his hand to clean it. Hilarious.

@ThatOneRandomSteve 5 років тому

As a Chinese man, I can say that this was the greatest deal in the history of deals.

@howardbaxter2514 5 років тому

And I thought the whole trade between the Black and White delegation couldn’t be topped.

@kobehayes4827 5 років тому

Overwtching

@Xannyphantom905 4 роки тому

in real life, there's no way in hell the blacks would give up the Wu Tang Clan

@Subtweeted 4 роки тому

Apprentess Gooden The Asian delegation came out on top for sure. the Latino delegation came out even. The Black delegation got Tiger and I believe the White delegation took an overall loss with the trade deal for Condoleezza Rice but we get to keep Eminem so we didn’t do too bad 😂

@Xannyphantom905 4 роки тому

@@Subtweeted you're white, why would you say the Asians had best pick?

@EyeSmiteThee Рік тому

Wow this certainly brings back some core memories from my early 20’s. Had every season on dvd 📀 😂😂

@elberthiggins6667 9 місяців тому

I think I've watched this sketch 100 times. Still funny; still laughing.

@chiensyang 4 роки тому

Wu Tang Clan is no longer a group of Black rappers, but a group of Asian rappers with very very very dark skin.

@chiensyang 4 роки тому

@Long Live Rhodesia, Some Asian Indians have dark skin too.

@geno5299 4 роки тому

Many Asians live in the tropics by the Pacific and Indian Ocean. So we already have dark skin. Those with lighter skins are the ones who live up north. OR are the low self esteemed ones and they put on some bleaching lotion.

@chiensyang 4 роки тому

@Long Live Rhodesia, What does that even mean?! I have seen and personally known many successful dark-skin Asians. Moreover, people who are bias toward light skin-tone are the ones who equate light skin-tone to beauty, not success.

@1critrune319 4 роки тому

So Chigga then?

@OdaSwifteye 4 роки тому

@@1critrune319 *CHIGGA NOW*

@romilrh 2 роки тому

When a skit is incredibly dumb and incredibly smart at the same time, it's a masterpiece of comedy

@dusk6159 Рік тому

Not surprising that it's crafted by two top echelon guys like Chapelle and Bill.

@SumChap1 Рік тому

Comedians are a lot smarter than they act.

@xnoybis9967 Рік тому

Not dumb at all it’s hilarious and true

@WioWio-sf5pc Рік тому

just imagine doing something like this in todays murica...

@inconnu4961 Рік тому

@@WioWio-sf5pc Thats why its funnier now! We know those innocent days are LOOOONG gone!

@hoedenbesteller 5 місяців тому

I can watch this skit over and over... it's brilliant

@Jerry-ir8nd 12 днів тому

clears throat * craka “Very mature Rondell”😂

@darthdredz 4 роки тому

This is so far ahead of its time. Chappelle was brilliant. We need Round 2 of the draft

@keystrix3704 4 роки тому

Nah. It's perfectly of its time and was comedy gold. We just regressed at some point.

@williamwhitfield6225 4 роки тому

Ppl would lose thier fucking minds if you put this on t.v. today. I was laughing my ass off and quating Chappelle's show all through the 8th and 9th grade. The let's get super offended over everything and be outraged at comedians because we literally are to sensitive to handle a joke. I would love to see Richard Pryor brought back in his prime and him and dave go off on the pussification of today's society.

@southbeachtalent 4 роки тому

"I'm Chinese now. This is how I feel inside!"

@chrisshields5448 4 роки тому

Round 2 would be hilarious, especially now

@wuhansam 4 роки тому

//Ariana grande, zendaya, Dwayne Johnson and Drake enter chat.//

@C.J.80 5 років тому

"So long fried rice... Helllooooo Fried Chicken"!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@randyh.7782 5 років тому

Why not both? 😋

@joshkusiak7613 4 роки тому

Randy H. Fried rice chicken

@eli8444 4 роки тому

@@joshkusiak7613 Chicken fried rice.

@phillipcoleman6422 4 роки тому

He did lose all his endorsements tho..... Dave called that one

@thelasthourgetready 4 роки тому

Randy H. because hes officialy black dont you get the sketch?

@JoshAintSoCool Рік тому

This is why I think Dave can’t be cancelled. His comedy has always been about walking that thin line while at the same time not being afraid to step over it here and there. Always showing it’s okay to laugh at ourselves and NO ONE was off the table. There’s a reason his show left a massive void when he left Comedy Central. It couldn’t be replicated.

@jasoncody1537 9 місяців тому

And it never will be.... Can't be imitated or duplicated

@leegoddard2618 Рік тому

Been 20+ yrs Dave. You still make me laugh. 🤣👍

@mel-bp1kp 2 роки тому

Dave and Bill have a great chemistry on this one they both delivered especially the passive aggressive insults.

@amberlyn28 Рік тому

Right!!!! And 5:40 😂😂😂

@hannahsanchez3648 Рік тому

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/o3JmjI6lZ5t80Ks.html

@PrimetimeD 6 років тому

Asian delegation killed it in this draft.

@USCTrojansOwn 6 років тому

PrimetimeD fucking steel of the draft!!!! Lmao

@Walking-MY-Path 6 років тому

They came in clutch.

@toweleeeie301 5 років тому

And they had last pick. The whole Wu might I add. Definitely the best pick of the night

@willedwards6234 5 років тому

Melvin Diggs 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

@funnybleepbloopthing 5 років тому

Melvin Diggs i don't think the Asian or quarter German delegation would let Lee go.

@davidwillis2388 8 місяців тому

This skit is just as hilarious now as when it aired. Even so I'm almost embarrassed how much it gets quoted in my circles! Timeless comedy from Dave

@dancolonna6590 10 місяців тому

“There’s always FUBU” 🤣🤣🤣

@yooque5706 5 років тому

You will never ever see this type of content on TV ever again.

@departmentofdate2263 4 роки тому

Dont be so sure

@howardbaxter2514 4 роки тому

At least not anytime soon

@MarkSmith-lz5rk 4 роки тому

Lol south park does more offensive shit than this regularly...they showed a depiction of Mohammad for God's sakes which is basically sacrilegious to muslims...

@OvSpP 4 роки тому

Are you kidding me? TV had gotten WAAAAAY more controversial since this, and with Netflix and stuff too? Not only could this happen again, but I would likely be dirtier!

@fruitypeebils 4 роки тому

@tristin117 tell that to the employees of Charlie Hebdo

@drivewaystar6485 3 роки тому

That guy doing the robot is the greatest running joke in the history of television.

@hip2thabone_da_sticky1 3 роки тому

1:03 the dude in the *red shirt* 😆

@june2420111 3 роки тому

Hahaha always makes me laugh

@Nightowl333 3 роки тому

Lol I laughed so hard when I saw it

@brandonowen9881 2 роки тому

@_jeff _ The joke is that guy is always in the background of random Chapelle skits doing the robot. Like the John Mayer one: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eZiZqqOxqZWhu6M.html

@REGINASONGZ727 2 роки тому

Right he kills me every time i see him😂😂

@jesuschristislord7754 Рік тому

5:39 that finger wiggle lol

@MrsMacLover 2 місяці тому

What a day

@joneschilufya867 16 днів тому

And the disgust from Chappelle 😂😂

@greggasco2153 5 місяців тому

"There is no hustlin' me, you're talking to the Ultimate Hustler!" LOL So funny, many comment "Ahead of it's time" dang rite Dave Chappelle was ahead of his time!

@abefroman8528 3 роки тому

This is what comedy should be. Everything and everyone should be fair game.

@MeEncantaMoss 3 роки тому

You should look up what "punching up" is

@carlosacta8726 3 роки тому

TOTALLY!!!

@yerr2396 3 роки тому

I agree

@nickdrexler6076 3 роки тому

Hey bro I agree everyone needs to grow a sense a humor again life’s to short and if it’s a morality contest everyone is gonna lose!

@abefroman8528 3 роки тому

@@MeEncantaMoss triggered tard. Go sit in a corner

@EvanJones-jn7nu 3 роки тому

“We keep Eminem you guys get OJ” best deal in history

@Craiglaca1 3 роки тому

That’s messed up

@EvanJones-jn7nu 3 роки тому

@@Craiglaca1 how

@bennyatthebank 3 роки тому

This is what comedy should be. Everything and everyone should be fair game.

@kimbanj3703 3 роки тому

@@Craiglaca1 awwwww who’s the little snowflakey???

@Craiglaca1 3 роки тому

@@kimbanj3703 your mother still liked it

@MrP_86 3 місяці тому

Phenomenal on so many levels. This skit was genius

@nels7347 Рік тому

I love the subtleness of Bill Burr in this skit it

@sonnyblack0870 4 роки тому

Chapelle’s white guy impersonation is basically Barrack Obama 😂

@lionelpolo221 4 роки тому

😂

@nubreed13 4 роки тому

I like how his white person is named chuck taylor after the shoes.

@OMGpandemic 4 роки тому

"There's a white man talking here!"

@sonnyblack0870 4 роки тому

emart88 Hah I didnt even catch that

@50ways2leave5 4 роки тому

@@nubreed13 Wiz Khalifa TGOD lol! luv it

@jpbostonian 3 роки тому

This will forever be one of the greatest skits ever

@speak_no_evil 3 роки тому

Yessir this and dear sister

@carlosreid51 2 роки тому

In this Marxist era yes

@jpbostonian 2 роки тому

@@carlosreid51 I dont want to start anything but we do not live in a marxist era.

@jessavila4649 2 роки тому

My favorite was the prince episode lol

@jessavila4649 2 роки тому

@@jpbostonian we are now bro

@socialmoth4974 Рік тому

This skit still holds up today. Brilliant!

@TexasGolfer Місяць тому

Back again for this Chappelle classic. 😂

@Ellie-ln9cm 4 роки тому

“OJ Simpson black again” does hand shake

@NewAgeSlaves 4 роки тому

Lol nah they did the sht from how high "popcorn player"

@COO415 4 роки тому

@Leamen. I could watch this skit a million times, that good riddance handshake cracks me up, always 😂

@chriscastillo4275 3 роки тому

NewAgeSlaves mf’s been doing what u call the popcorn playa (

@FrankMontes24 3 роки тому

This is a historic moment in comedy. Bill Burr, The Wu-Tang Clan, and Dave Chappelle all together!

@damnaion1027 3 роки тому

Don't forget Mos Def.

@larryguerra4656 2 роки тому

Mos Def too!

@phonymex3340 2 роки тому

How tf you leave out Mos Def kid. Must be young & dumb!

@sleazymeezy 2 роки тому

Bill Burr is a hack. All he does is yell unfunny things and swear. That's not comedy.

@boomermoreno 2 роки тому

-Dave Chappelle -Wu-Tang Clan -Mos Def -Bill Burr -Bill Burr's Hair

@Squidej7zg Рік тому

Thought people forgot about Elian Gonzalez. Kinda glad his name still gets thrown around sometimes.

@MELOFROMCUBA Рік тому

😂😂😂 how I could I forget tgeybbb made me see all that drama in tv back in school when I was in cuba

@KingAlanI 4 місяці тому

reminded of this classic because NFL Twitter is talking a lot about a hypothetical game between white vs black stars, including where mixed race players would go

@rigonosaurusa.8856 5 років тому

When the blacks tried to get Eminem 😂😂😂

@howardbaxter2514 5 років тому

White delegation won’t ever give up Eminem. We consider him an asset and not trade material.

@angelab2003 4 роки тому

I'd trade eminem for Obama.

@JohnSmith-ox3gy 4 роки тому

Will Lean Remember to thank Obama for his sacrifice.

@2AForever-wi8yj 4 роки тому

@@angelab2003 WHY. I'd give Obama to the blacks for a 5th round draft pick

@howardbaxter2514 4 роки тому

Will Lean fuck no you ain’t. The white delegation ain’t ever gonna give up Eminem and NF. Only way we would give up either one of them is if we get several quality players (as in 1st and 2nd round pick quality) from the black delegation. Obama is worth, at best, an early 2nd round pick. Tack on few more people and then maybe we might trade. But we definitely ain’t giving up an Eminem for just an Obama.

@dystealwobble5851 Рік тому

"Thick thighs, no felonies.. would've been a great pickup" Such a prime Mel Kiper breakdown.

@5PercentTint Рік тому

The way rondell wipes his hand off after the handshake kills me so I missed that line for a long time

@ralphlopez3077 8 місяців тому

Dude 😂

@joeo5484 6 місяців тому

All he was missing was a “and you’d be hard pressed to tell me otherwise” at the end 😂😂

@wollam11 Рік тому

The Black Delegation trades Hershel Walker, Candance Owens, Kanye West, Tim Scott, and Clarence Thomas for a pack of Now & Laters and an Amazon Prime Membership.

@FG-xc5qj Рік тому

That laid me out! 🤣

@openmike4559 3 місяці тому

You voted for joe biden. 😮

@HypnoSwag Місяць тому

You want to add Ketanji to that now?

@Veldri69 6 місяців тому

"so long fried rice hello fried chicken" gets me every time

@CGS325 3 роки тому

“Hey would you cut the marlarkey, there’s a white guy talking...SILENCIO, UNGAWA!!” 😂😂😂

@rudymarroquin397 3 роки тому

Omg that part had me dying 😂😂😂😂

@treroney4720 3 роки тому

@@rudymarroquin397 what does Ungawa mean

@andrewmitchell5800 3 роки тому

@@treroney4720 it was used by filmakers in the 1930s for when Tarzan communicated with the natives and the wild animals

@goeatsomesh1t 3 роки тому

NO MALARKEY, was Bidens campaign slogan buahahahaha

@ComOneMaybe 2 роки тому

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

@nintendokings 2 роки тому

4:15 the random “Ungaowa” always gets me 😂

@blushingfrieza Рік тому

Dude that's the part that always kills me 😂 they all just go quiet and confused

@svartendavo 8 місяців тому

JAJAJAJAJA

@Nala-xf6rz 5 місяців тому

Man, we needed more Chappeelle and Bill sketches

@michaelcole4868 Рік тому

Spit my morning coffee multiple times! I can't believe I've never seen this! 😆 😆 😆

@tb-mo9076 2 роки тому

Poor Tiger lost all his endorsements: "Tough break, n*, there's always FUBU." 😂😂😂

@DaviJaye 2 роки тому

Do people still wear Fubu? 🤣🤣🤣

@bakcort 2 роки тому

@@DaviJaye yes Sir Mr. Jaye I wear fubu workout socks and running shoes

@mrjanemba 2 роки тому

Shame how true that rang years later

@scottshannon9566 Рік тому

@m_train1 "FUTBU"

@scottshannon9566 Рік тому

@m_train1 you literally wrote "FUTBU"

@mcprofacy 4 роки тому

"You got yourself a goddamn deal" nobody nails a white accent like Dave 😂😂😂😂

@MhlengiNdlovu 4 роки тому

Crazy how that was my exact reaction when I heard that line 🤣

@stevop80_45 4 роки тому

Speaking as a white guy, you're goddamn right! 🤣

@booberry6715 4 роки тому

But that's not an accent, that's just proper normal speaking. ;)

@Arizonitan 4 роки тому

Boo Berry how does that define normal 😂

@booberry6715 4 роки тому

@@Arizonitan I suppose it's a standard set by the majority?

@Heatfan96 Рік тому

This skit aged like fine wine I swear 😂

@GalactusOG Рік тому

"And they'll probably still complain" -GOAT

@daniele8278 4 роки тому

"Condoleeza Rice: Given away by Blacks", I am in tears from laughing.

@Nokpest11 4 роки тому

I didnt get that - is there anything to it?

@daniele8278 4 роки тому

@@Nokpest11 Specifically, no. Just drawing attention to the fact that she was a huge disappointment. Despite being a black woman in a position of significant political power, she was largely viewed a pawn of the Bush administration, never having her own opinions or otherwise doing anything important.

@Nokpest11 4 роки тому

@@daniele8278 all right, thanks!