Freestyle Rapper distracted by HOTTIE in crowd
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4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡChris flirts with a gorgeous audience member, before dropping an insane, off the dome freestyle rap, improvised and based entirely on people's suggestions...with a few bars roasting the object of his affection.
π₯ LAWNCARE π₯
π₯ ASH WEDNESDAY π₯
π₯ CHILDREN ON LEASHES π₯
π₯ ANDYβS 50TH BIRTHDAY π₯
π₯ PERSONAL INCOME TAXES π₯
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper with 11 years of sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Festival under his belt. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
Book a personalised freestyle rap at www.cameo.com/christurnercomedy
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Beat: βKing Kong' - H3 Music : β’ *FREE FOR PROFIT* Emin... Recorded at The Comedy and Magic Club, Los Angeles.
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For fans of: #SwayIntheMorning #SwaysUniverse #freestylerap #harrymack #macmiller #logic #eminem #lildicky #rapbeats #5fingersofdeath #waynebrady #godzilla
@MrRazzlesnaff 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I'm such a straight idiot. Chris went on about this hot dude for like two minutes, and my straight ass is sitting here going "Ok yeah, he's handsome I guess, but where is the girl"
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
If i can provide entertainment, but also make viewers question their heteronormative concepts of hotness at the same time, my work here is done
@joshualong7517 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
#metoo π
@alex.muntean 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Lmao, same. When the beat started I realized the title was about that dude. π€£
@AyeGonZ 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I've also been duped
@michaelwine888 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Epic fail, just did the exact same thing. Chris schooling us with the intentional click bait :)
@rogerfederer9523 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I did not expect that when I read HOTTIE in a title.
@KadurOrdo 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yeah, well played
@lucia-madridnishinojurado 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Roger Federer it definitely made me more interested
@davidvivsik6576 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I was just watching one of Federers matches and your username confused me lol
@deericaallen9782 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Roger Federer lol me either
@lakeside_serenity167 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
One more Roger. Let's go for 21..
@timehawk2874 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
If this guy never even rapped a word I would still have left thoroughly entertained as his crowd work is incredible.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Awwww thank you
@OptimistPrime 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Fun fact, the name "Kevin" literally means "handsome"
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
holy shit you're right!
@-Saulgood- 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Kevin Derek Penner ...... I see what ya did there ...
@CrypticBrush 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
As a fellow Kevin can confirm
@Valkyier911 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The Office approves
@Archoles 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@CrypticBrush im sorry
@tomcarrow 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I wish my name was Tom with a P, like Pterodactyl... then I would be much cooler.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
at starbucks you know they'd say put-tom the nthey shout your order
@tomcarrow 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ChrisPJTurner Yes! Then my life would be complete.
@XEinstein 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I'm planning to name my child something like Hank, but it pronounced as Mike.
@aasutossh 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@XEinstein you are a devil, aren't you?
@XEinstein 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@aasutossh luckily I'm married to an angel, so I guess my child is save
@kenbrunet6120 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
My fav bit of the rap: The kid on a leash to keep him away from Kevin's lustrously enthralling golden pectorals lol
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
gotta keep the children safe
@ericacarr6345 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ChrisPJTurner π€£π€£π€£π€£
@themaximalista 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I cried laughing when you were holding the stand as a leashed child π
@skirval_ 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
My dream is for Chris to throw Kevin into a rap some other time, bit like an easter egg for all his fansπ
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
lol that would be very silly
@LightGesture 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I second that. Lol
@arcachata4137 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
It would be cool! Hahaha
@sliceofpai 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
That was fucking incredible,as always, thanks for consistently blowing our minds, Khris!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
THANK YOU!
@MrGriff305 10 ΠΌΡΡΡΡΡΠ² ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
β@@ChrisPJTurnerHow do you get the topics planted in the audience? If this is truly spontaneous, then they should study you in a lab.
@yourcrazybear 3 ΠΌΡΡΡΡΡ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@MrGriff305 "How do you get the topics planted in the audience?" He doesn't.
@mswwfman 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
When you said distracted by a hottie I was not expecting this π . Great video it was hilarious!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Hehe I tricked you! Thanks :D
@nikhilvasudev6861 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Best part Chris flirting with kevin π
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
best part of my week, too
@XEinstein 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
8:46 so no one is commenting on his rhime "choose the day before" (Wednesday) with Tuesday π³π³ That was just brilliant, Chris!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
THANK YOU KINDLY
@keshav9548 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This was just a confession to Kevin in the form of a rap
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Damn right it was
@adrnjgr 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You're really not helping with my UKposts addiction, good sir.
@chrisp9824 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
That plot twist on the clickbait had me dying laughing :D Good thing, that Kevin was a good sport about it, at least I think he was considering you are still alive and well ;P I met one dude who was so ripped, that all guys around were obsessed about it and no one even thought about homosexuality.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks! I try and abide by the rule, make it clickbait but make it true. Kevin was really lovely about it, it was great that he could laugh at himself, I hate it when people get all 'how dare you insult me'.
@chrisp9824 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ChrisPJTurner Yup, one of few kinds of people that I struggle to find common ground with. Talking to someone who reacts like that feels like walking trough a mine field - not much fun and it can suddenly blow up in your face ;P Example from my life: when I was working in UK one buddy saw that I'm vaping and told me, that people call it "douche flute". I found it extremely funny and when I switched to "mod", bigger boxy battery I came up with the term "douche box" and it makes me laugh to this day :D Also I'm wondering how av. lenght of comments/replies changed in last few weeks, not much for me since I was always too elaborate ;P PS: My nick here is silly, it means "pants for fishing in a river, with a hole in them" but my name is also Chris. If you are still reading this you might be as bored as me ;]
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@chrisp9824 A fellow Chris! :D :D :D
@AlexRomanov1 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Man who gets offended over being called you're handsome and have a nice chest lol
@aidenwalk1118 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Iβm straight but my friend Emma thought this guy was cute. Since she wasnβt going to say say anything I came up and said, β You looking kind of cute. Sheeesh.β He was like,β Dude what the fuck,β Lowering his voice, squaring up and everything. He legitimately wanted to fight because he got hit on by a guy. People who are insecure about their masculinity is so funny. I get hit on by gay dudes all the time and just take it as a compliment.
@babybirdhome 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
That actually happens here in the US all the time, too, it just doesnβt make the news so much. If you have gay friends though, youβll see the real America through their eyes. Thankfully itβs not that widespread, but it definitely happens more than people would expect.
@daved2352 ΠΡΡΡΡΡ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I was homophobic as a teenager, then in my twenties a lot of gay guys used to hit on me and I came around to seeing it as a compliment, then in my thirties I realised I was into guys but none of them hit on me anymore π’
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks for watching guys! *Subscribe* for new videos every Wednesday, and I *livestream* on Saturdays at 1pm (PDT), so tune in for that! Kevin, if you see this video, text me: +1 (213) 267-7913* *also I'm bored, so if anyone wants to text, they're welcome
@DoMooreOutdoors 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This is awesome lol.
@tuffiben5931 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
mate, u are really a freestyle genius. With that being said, if this is your real number, you are SO gonna regret sharing it hahahah Keep on being amazing man, hope u'll get the massive attention u deserve
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
BUT GUYS IT IS ACTUALLY MY NUMBER (you have to sign up [completely free] once you text it because I gotta keep myself safe from crazies, but it is actually my number)
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks! and IT IS! this company gave a bunch of people a separate number so we can chat to fans etc. - it's like a mailing list, but texts instead of emails. Just trying it out :)
@oslonorway547 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Oh shit, that threesome finally about to happen. π
@mrbigg151 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Idk how he does this EVERY time. The ideas are sooo random and he just makes whole azz stories with em lol π₯π₯π₯π₯
@sunkid86 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The talent of this guy is amazing. I wonder why he isn't more largely appreciated in the music industry because this seems to be outstanding to me. Ha has really smart lines.
@kenneththorberg6914 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
It was long ago the music industry was interested in talent. It just requires obedient and lame personality with as less resistance to the schedule as possible.
@trevorgreen8615 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@kenneththorberg6914 Music industry doesn't how to market his talent. Plus they are inherently lazy and go for the easy route. Coupled with the fact that they don't even invest in bands these days.
@The_Pilon 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Dude I love when you pick up things from the crowd and mic it in your rap (other than the suggestions) great one!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks! It's lots of fun, but hard to film without multiple cameras. Make sure you check out MC Supernatural, he's the guy that came up with it and is still killing it.
@braidynwright02 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Youβre soooo good. Bring the crowd more into it such as their names cause it brings more of a story to it
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks! And that's a nice idea!
@mendelson6052 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The Kevual harassment took this from good to great! π Youβve got yourself another fab.
@kcarter0001 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Sometimes I enjoy when the crowd picking out the words section more than the rap.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Sometimes I do too! This was one of those, I think.
@EnglishEloquenceMoscow 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This dude produces a track on the spot. Incredible talent, much love man.
@hilmarlindstrom2056 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I miss the "drop that beat good sir"
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
It'll be back, don't worry!
@MSF93 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This dude was born to make people laugh and bring them together for a fun time π
@malop.2941 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I was expecting to be click baited, but I was highly entertained. Great job man, you're hilarious!
@smithrooks 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Always appreciate your talented raps! It's 2am for me but I just had to watch it asap. And also thank you for being so engaged and replying to so many comments :D
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
No worries! and thanks for staying up :)
@waynevanson277 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
In Australia, ash Wednesday is a day we had big fires. Fun fact!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Oh gosh I'm glad I didn't know that, or it would have been hard to keep it from slipping in
@Dan91 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Fun fact, from who do you think australians got their manners and culture? lol
@thegorn 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Every day is an ash day in the Australian summer lol. Place goes up like a bonfire for weeks
@caelanharamis5660 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Nah not weeks, months mate. We have just put it all down to ash December, ash January, ash February etc. :)
@waynevanson277 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@Dan91 the Brits!
@spencersmustache2844 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Kevin with a C is kinda fancy
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
lol i hadn't thought of that
@TomRNZ 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Kevin with a "C" would be pronounced "Seven" :-)
@spencersmustache2844 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@TomRNZ Fancy af
@ahmedaizi1477 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Ceven
@852internationalconnect 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Would be pronounced like chevien lemao
@sean2743 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
So somehow i managed to stumble on one of you're videos.. "and have to admit" im not much for most rap, but free rap earns my respect fully. truly amazing and very talented. sub'd, liked, and commented . it was really refreshing to watch after working a 12 hour shift .. plans to watch all ;)
@Jordan-Blake 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This had my eyes watering, I was laughing so hardπ
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Glad to hear that!
@MarianneHMiettinen 2 ΠΌΡΡΡΡΡ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Kevin had my mouth watering :P
@argusrogue69420 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"Ash Wednesday" Well that escalated quickly
@banjaxed73 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@Mr. Turner - Holy f***! I'm not quite sure how I stumbled on your channel, but I've been watching your vids all day, and I haven't stopped laughing yet. How on earth do you do it?! How do you take the most arcane audience suggestions, and work them all into an improvised rap (sometimes riffing on the crowd's more mundane ideas), seamlessly incorporating every single one of the things shouted out by the spectators - and still stay on-beat, keeping the rhymes going while barely pausing for breath? You, sir, have a unique, and truly enviable, talent. I'd write more, but...well, I want to watch more of your videos.
@Sari36YT 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Amazing rap and amazing crowd work. Smiled all through this one!
@BruceWayne-mv1gb 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Chris, you are seriously amazing man. love all your songs, keep up the great work.
@pinkhairedgirlwhomakesedit2404 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"It won't be as atrociously bad as you're expecting a privately educated, middle class white boy to be" ππ LOL Love watching these vids, u make it look so easy Also poor Kevin with his head down every timeππ
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks! And yep, poor Kevin!
@MrMartinSchou 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
That one was fantastic. The only thing that could have been slightly better was if Kevin had stood up and let the crowd see his body.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks Martin! I know! Such a shy guy considering he has such big boy titties.
@ChuloDavidcito 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ChrisPJTurner Big Boy Titties..... an excellent band name!
@prof_pubg 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This is the best page i ve stumbled on in months
@joshsheppard6892 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"This show was pre-corona btw" you have my sub.
@KrischKrisch 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"Kevin? Oh that's a shame isn't it" Geez that poor man xD Also: My name is Kristian so I'm the cooler kind of Kris :p
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Hehehe I'm so mean sometimes. Also you are the cooler kind and I am very jealous!
@kenbrunet6120 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
"i wanted you to be like, you know, a handsome name" LOL
@user-md4nm6tb8d 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I'm kool too
@Jpmasterkey 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Just found you this morning!! Amazing!!
@Frell1982 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
One of your best acts Iβve seen yet π
@dimipapauk 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Brilliant!! Smashed it out the park once again! Well done Kris*
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
THANKS (and thanks for the K)
@walkastray007 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This beat was SICK and whenever the "drop" hit it was like.... giving me goosebumps
@garage187able 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
You always brighten my day!! Thanks
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Itβs an honour and a privilege
@jayeshpatil8497 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Loved it brother , can't imagine the amount of efforts it took to master this skill π
@psytogamu739 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
If that rap was a human, it would have perfectly chiselled pectorals
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
π
@ericacarr6345 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
& for gods sake keep your children away
@OpenMind3000 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Sweet
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
My favourite taste
@unfortunato 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
2 of my favorite channels commenting, what a day
@GtaRockt 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Wo kommst du denn auf einmal her haha
@filmecke2618 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Omg haha nice
@ashento6011 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Open Mind, hier, faszinierend.
@Galerak1 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
By far your funniest (and best) audience interaction and rap yet.
@marklinstead4808 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Only in the last few days have i come across Chris and his Rapping, man he nails it every time so bloddy funny will be following him from now on
@brrt1683 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Chris: Wow, you chest is great Kevin! *Chris's wife has entered the chatroom Also Chris: Kevin? What an ugly name.. *under breath* call me
@leemcmullan 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
how is he getting better than he already was. you are on FIRE Khris!!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Awww thanks Lee!
@leemcmullan 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ChrisPJTurner You are unbelievably brilliant and witty! Seeing you "in your zone" is so inspirational!
@dobletroubleify 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thia was a great video, definitely exceeded my expectations. I appreciate you for making me laughπ
@johnparker9663 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Man the efforts you put in your act is mind blogging. Please keep us Entertain in this covid virus filled world. Thank you and may god of wealth may always give you her blessings.
@kwgamer7448 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Freestyle Rapper: What do you want me to rap about? Crowd: Yelling the Whitest things ever. ππ€£
@chazalad22balisongtricks27 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
0:50 Iβm also from Manchester and I can confirm this π
@ravenaussie3760 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I like how this guy can come up with a rap on the spot better than any I could write.
@choices4good 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
OMG, I love your fun tastic nature. Each time I watch your video I get up and start dancing to the beat. We need more of this in the world, this gathering of community for fun and laughter and togetherness. Much love for you. Peace
@OnlyoneComma 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Anyway I'm offshore sitting on the beach where is my child going oh yeah here on a leash, you'll never get 4 to 3 feet from me, I'll unattach, you'll never be free .. π
deaad and him using the microphone prop killed it ππ―π₯
@slumpboitay181 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I finished the whole vid before I noticed the dude was the βHOTTIEβπ
@TommyBarnezTV 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I got recommended one and binged 4 in a row π dude kills it
@borisregain7512 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Brilliant mate. Doing the UK proud!
@TrollJokuMaster 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This is so impressive like damn. Who can think of that on the spot!? I know there is probably some technique to it but still, very cool!
@jknMEMES 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
7:34 Sorry, but it really sounded like "where's my child gun" π€£
@kenbrunet6120 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
By far the best crowd work so far!! Fuckin hilarious!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I had such a fun time with it in this one!
@RickAnderson1 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
ya,,right on Chris...stellar (as usual) and I almost feel like you acted on my encouragement for you to get those smiles from the audience on video and edit them in. ;> Best from Vancouver. BC.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
haha, a bunch of people were saying it, so thanks for the encouragement! And thank you!
@stephanieking7391 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Chris said bi rights and I couldnt be happier
@otbeal7130 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Feel like some of the British humour went straight over their heads
@Memory1sRam 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Hell yeah, so gooooooooood! All the "forplay" - so great, hahahaha.
@junioragcaoili4560 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I dont even have to play the video to give a thumbs up cause I know its gonna be amazing. You're gifted
@danh4435 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The only line he uses again and again is the Introduction of not being as as as you'd think it be lol
@shantyman161 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
That was amazing. I waste hours on YT (hinding from the kids in the bathroom - you other dads know what im talking about) and really really seldomly do i get laugh fits like just know. Well done, Chris with a C. Well done! Subed.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Hi Joachim! Thanks, thatβs awesome to hear! And i canβt wait to have kids so I can practice your tactic.
@ericacarr6345 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
BAWAHAHAH I'm a mom, & I was laughing so hard my son came to see, (he is 13) so I just had to show him π€£π€£
@ericacarr6345 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Btw, he said "mom, your old" π€£π€£ I said, but not as old as Andy!
@gumpgod12 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
How you haven't hit a million subscribers is beyond me. Great video as usual!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
thanks! hopefully one day!
@frankyymilkyy9001 Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
1.2M already =)
@desposmith1134 2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
man you are just awesome! Genius!
@vlanzingmanz 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I read the title and thought: Oh, what was Chris done this time?
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
hehehe i am a naughty boy
2 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
this is such a talent, you made my day Chris. came all the way from Eminem's freestyles to yours and c'mon I had more fun with this half comedy half free-style kind of rap :D
@megashooter 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Yet another perfect rap! Awesome stuff bro!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Appreciate it!
@ponderatulify 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Man you have such a great energy. How? How did you start this. Amazing
@yawhatever9482 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Honestly someone from the audience needs to start asking chris more shit about all things nerdy. See if he really knows everything. I'm not talking book smart nerdy either. I'm talking comics. Games. D&D
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I've had a bunch like this - come to a livestream and throw some in the chat!
@SStreamdancer 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ChrisPJTurner If I was there, this would be the interaction -> Chris: "What about this section here?" Me: "Bardic interactions with Balrogs!" Chris: "Ok, and how is the bard specifically interacting with the Balrog?" ;-)
@wagonet 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ChrisPJTurner where and when do you livestream?? would love to catch this.
@cheekya5770 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
10/10 would marry this guy. Heβd have me laughing all the way to the grave.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Youβll have to fight my wife/convince her polygamy is the way forward
@catedoge3206 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ChrisPJTurner :o
@NinjutsuSeeker 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Lmao
@ericacarr6345 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ChrisPJTurner I'm sure there's a line of us, & if any are in wheelchairs they may not skip line. ππ₯°
@yellowpineapple6107 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
The lawn care part of the rap was so so good looool
@Vivo-cp2rb 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
entertaining is always, love you man, greetings from germany
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
thank you kindly!
@jostert 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
shit dude, thats some talent you got to carry around there! awesome
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thank you! π
@firestorm996 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I'm hitting that like button and I haven't even got to the rap yet π
@ChrisPJTurner 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
π
@ericacarr6345 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Same
@theeyenzier8190 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I subbed btw because this content is amazing
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Cheers! Appreciate it
@prakharmathur619 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
wait ...what!!! That was amazing!!! Damn you are so so talented...keep it up man!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thank you!
@GymCritical 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I was semi-concerned when you said βI do not pay that taxβ
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I PUT A DISCLAIMER PLEASE DON'T HUNT ME DOWN
@GymCritical 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Chris Turner I wonβt tell if you donβt π
@ayanolouch9615 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
π
@DadsVSgames 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
kevin got completly battered there, that was brilliant Kris ;)
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
hehe thanks! love teasing audience members when I'm in the mood
@kba 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Watching your old videos compared to now is crazy, you're doing it so effortlessly now lol
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
awww thanks! practice makes perfect :)
@v3nomhulk 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
i hope you make it big man, you deserve it , you very smart and witty!!!!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I hope so too! Thanks
@viperbyte6402 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
My first thought on seeing the title to this new video, was, Genuinely, βBut Chris, youβre MARRIED, dude!β
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
hehe - i added the 'married' disclaimer on stage so I think I'm in the clear
@bobburton5314 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
@@ChrisPJTurner yh mrs wants some too huh!
@ericacarr6345 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Hes just secure
@heliumfreak5364 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
When your being given the ideas for the rap are you formulating rhymes in your head our thinking about things your going to mention or do you do it completely ad lib?
@MediumHalf 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
He discusses this in his "How to Freestyle" video- he does it completely on the fly, no preparation. You should check out his vid, it's a solid education.
@devinlucas8893 3 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Love the raps Chris you have inspired me to start rapping thank you so much ,love the funny content
@mattspurrell6572 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
This is the first channel I have ever clicked the bell.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
WOOOOO i feel honoured :)
@Cindy-ls3dj 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Its amazing you can do what you do. Give me all year and I still couldn't come up with good funny lyrics like you do in under 5 minutes. You're very talented and very smart.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thank you Cindy, thatβs a very kind thing to say!
@ReGGiEbayer95 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Gets big because bullied as a child...bullied as an adult too!
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
π€£
@raulpalk2720 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Another great one! Really hoped to catch your show in MΓΌnchen during my exchange semester but I guess now I'll have to wait until you come to Estonia in a few years hopefully.
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Thanks! And yeah, sorry about that!
@misfitbritt Π ΡΠΊ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
I truly want sure wtf to expect... but you certainly didn't disappoint! Well done! π
@mmanews5604 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
Kevin went red as hell haha
@ChrisPJTurner 4 ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ ΡΠΎΠΌΡ
it was so funny how shy he got, considering he was walking round with his chest JUST OUT
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