So... props to the prop people.

@@JonBastian They don't get enough credit. Well, they don't get any credit, but you're more than propably right.

When they showed them with the dog I laughed so hard I snorted! I know dogs like that!

I have met dogs like that and did a double take, like “Bailey???”

The dog scene is the best

Not many can pull that off

well she looks 47

@@rogerbee1234567 now that I looked again

yeah shes aged alot in like 3 years its kinda scary who has crows feet at 19

getting2that part rn^ scrolling comments

Maybe if I dress as a dog I can get my scraggly hair Trumpified for free. I got the barking and ball-licking down.

It's so weird how did they get so much money to keep a dog alive but they can't pay the mortgage. I've met so many people who don't have money but will somehow find it to keep a dog alive. You're hurting the dog by keeping it. It's not going to have a good life because it's in pain.

@@basedblackgirl9920 Where there's life, there's hope.

@@kp361 would you want to live in pain? Why do that to you pet? Do you even really love them if you'd let them live on in agonizing pain?

Yeah, I work as a vet assistant and I always feel so bad for the dogs that are like that. I've literally seen dogs that look worse than the one they are using to parody them and they're just miserable. We have one in right now who looks like she died last year, hasn't eaten in like a week, and literally can't lift her head or move. They carried her in with a little kangaroo sack looking bag. Despite this the family wants us to try and keep her alive.

My downstairs neighbors.

Also the gay couple

@@mjl11 so true lmao, the dog so scary

@@mjl11 totally! I have friends just like that. 🤣🤣🤣

I hope they do Engagement proposal cards & Wedding invites, next!

OMG!!!!!! I cannot believe it! This is absolutely amazing oh my God, please tell me I'm dreaming wow amazing wow I cannot believe it 😒

holy crap. I am sitting here like why does she look so damn familiar. I had no clue. Yea I have to agree with every thing you said.

sexiest shes ever looked

I was like is that Scarlett making a special appearance?! I didn’t recognize her even though I just watched the monologue!

That wig made her look so different. Took me half the sketch, until she looked off screen when she forgot a word.

same. it's those mom's mysterious friend vibes that she's exuding😂

She doesn't normally do Christmas cards. She doesn't get involved.

Nubian Goddess... 🤘😄KUDOS! Lol ... you prob don't even realize it, but your comment "schooled me" on the usage of "instinctually" vs. "instinctively"... hv 4evr tried to distinguish between the two🤪.... but never really "got it" until now...😊TY!!! [p.s. i'm so grateful for smart people!!!🤘😁]

Omg the older single lady whose ALWAYS traveling somewhere and having to post about it.... 🤦

@@kbanghart I’m actually kind of jealous of her. Wouldn’t mind traveling all the time.

She's doing well but the skits have been mediocre. She'd really shine in new material so I hope she gets another shot

@@phunchurchgirl i thibk we can all admit the hotel and the christmas cards were most relatable

one year later, people said she’s doing another one with Olivia Rodrigo on December 16th

she’s baaaaack!

Is it any surprise your profile picture is of you wearing a mask and commenting about the plandemic....Paranoid much?

Time stamp?

00:11

It is! I feel like the guy’s broken delivery of “emerging markets” apprehended the laugh she deserved. There’s a few moments during this that the teleprompter seemed a bit slow.

Agreed.

@@quietdime They still use handwritten cue cards

Pretty sure Anthony's older than her.

No she dosent

It's true. The youngest male SNL cast member they currently have is Andrew Dismukes, who was born in 1995 (for a while, it was Pete Davidson. And the youngest female current cast member is Sarah "Squirm" Sherman, who was born in 1993 like Pete Davidson, but she was born in March while he was born in November). Billie Eilish was born six years later in 2001. And Aristotle Athari (the husband in this sketch) is older than Billie and Andrew (he was born in 1991, which is four years before Andrew and ten years before Billie). EDIT: The youngest male cast member SNL has now is Marcello Hernandez, who was born in 1997. Aristotle Athari isn't on the show anymore, but SNL does have another cast member who was born in 1991: Devon Walker (the tall, black guy who looks kind of like Pete Davidson).

Um...she looks old for being barely 20.

She looks like Scarlett Johansen here

Yeah. Without the colored hair, she does look like her. Can't believe no one noticed and didn't have her with Colin Jost.

I was thinking the same thing

I wondered why no one else spotted this. A skit with Jost would have been perfect

She's so beautiful

Right? I thought that was Scarlett in the thumbnail.

How often would you like to have seen that?

I’m not lying when I tell you my dentist called yesterday trying to make an appt from the one I cancelled over a year ago.

@@brookeb452 Why are you neglecting your teeth though?

We've been trying to contact you, regarding your car's extended warranty

Hits home! 🎯🪥🦷

And a breath mint 😉

I know this couple in real life. They are really nice, but their dog is one hundred years and looks it.

It's only $150,000.

Most dog people are worst than parents of little kids....

Lmao I know right?

I get the impression that Melissa herself was one of your likes for some reason.

She'll probably get more now that Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant left...unless she gets upstaged by Cecily Strong, Heidi Gardner, Chloe Fineman, Ego Nwodim, Punkie Johnson, Sarah "Squirm" Sherman, or a new female cast member.

That's not 'meaningful screen time.'

You have bad taste if you support someone so unfunny.

@YUMLiberalTears Well let's see how many likes your comment gets versus how many mine already has.

Yeah... that's her speaking voice. It's nice that you were so impressed that Billie speaks sometimes instead of just singing all the time.

Which one is Melissa

@@hopper6094 the wife in the red and blue sweater

@@Langwidere903 Thank You

Wait Melissa can do a good impression?

@@magicsofa she has a great singing voice

It's over when you say it's over.

@@youtubedrifter5594 exactly. For me it never began

@@jeremysmith9694 hell yeah brother!

@@jeremysmith9694 I think the 5.3 million people who've died from covid, as well as their millions of family members, and millions more on ventilators would disagree. But I understand that it's nice under that rock.

@@lvega5606 cry about it

Exactly, as long as these clowns (media) keep it going.

Don't know if it'll ever be over if the social media educated keep not believing in science. Coz they'll never get vaccinated, and it's just going to keep mutating and spreading. At this rate we'll never reach heard immunity as long as anti maskers & anti vaxxers continue leaving their homes or gathering with others that don't live with them.

I mean, people have won the lottery before. So it's not really that impossible...But as for COVID...Wellllllll....😬💀💀💀

Hey, I was able to go to the dentist when COVID was more-or-less going on. Sure, I had to get my temperature taken and fill out a questionnaire on whether or not I had it, but I still went.

@@henrycervantezzz5566 forget all the ppl dying

That's hilarious

My brother lives in Wisconsin and it is so accurate it's scary

I didn't think he sound like Wisconsin at all. I'm just south in the Chicago burbs my whole life. He spoke in his normal voice. Wisco sounds more chicAHgo/minneSOOda

@@dopestonelion3357 Wiscahnsin

@@dopestonelion3357 not true. I live in Central Wisconsin, and nobody talks like that

It's the part that made me laugh

That dog is adorable!!!!

I kept rewinding that part. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

They must have also done “Charles David”, the old cat Bea has on Dream Home Cousins

Happy Wife, Happy Life. Uou cant tell her "no" after she determines "This Is the Way" you have to save your Veto for real danger when youre a mixed couple. Like when she wants to stay at that quiant hotel in a "sunset town" no no no!!

@@jemiebridges3197 Facts! Pick your battles.

who is the the young actor who played Billies son

@@luciaharbour5488 Andrew Dismukes.

@@luciaharbour5488 Her husband looks like Melissa Villasenor in male drag and I'm confused.

No, they were trying to integrate her back into the cast because she was gone between the Owen Wilson premiere episode and the Simu Liu Thanksgiving episode and were afraid people would think she left permanently.

I was just about to say she looked a lot like Scar Jo in this sketch, good to see I'm not the only one, because I would've thought I might just be crazy otherwise 😂

Lol...I thought so too.

Too bad her reading wasnt on point..

@@anselmojones4392 forgetting a line one time is really worth bitching about for you hm?

Her delivery bc irl there's always a "frienemy" out there in everyone's life

She acts like she sings, flat and without emotion. That's her whole persona.

i like billie, but her acting skills are worse than the half dead dog puppet's

Ruth killed this episode

Relatable 😩🤣

No it was billie 😘

Nah it was billie

No hun

Yeah no Billie

Billie was good but that dog had me rolling

how dare they be white. and have blue eyes. and smile. what assholes right

@@brassattacks2411 😂🤣

@@brassattacks2411 wow that’s not what they’re saying it’s just that it’s relatable . Didn’t see you get that pisses off at the rich gay couple stereotype

@@brassattacks2411 you’re not oppressed

@@brassattacks2411 nazi

It truly is. I’ve seen my future and I love it!!

Lmaooooo

That sounds depressing. Alone, touring the world....alone.

The lesbian part, or the rich widowed part? ☠️

Her life goals.

That doesn't sound like the worst way to spend your time, honestly. Crazy vacations doing what you want. And then being mysterious on top of that. Basically a spy.

Everyone has a co worker like that

Me too. He’s not a full time contracted cast member, it usually takes a few seasons for that, so we don’t see him as often. But fingers crossed he continues to do well and get more sketches.

They have an Angelo sketch that was cut for time.

The dude has a great "douche" face, like Andy Samberg, so I think he'll find his place in no time :-)

Thank you for this.

Welp 11 months later and he's not on the show anymore.

I know that's going to be me in a few years 🤣

widow, wealthy, or lesbian? :)

That's far too funny and creative an idea for this show.

Yes! I swear I knew someone like that when I was a kid, but I don't remember who they were

😁😁😁😁

Yeah it is so funny that they have cards with black and white people on them like they are a nice family.

You’re a racist!

Bruh what

Musicians kind of do have a lot of the performance skills that actors do, at least if they're singers, and a lot of them naturally make the transition. Think David Bowie, for example or, to a lesser extent, Mick Jagger. Or Ice Cube, Beyoncé, Mark Wahlberg, Cher, Queen Latifah, Lady Gaga, etc., etc.

@@JonBastian What are you talking about? She stuck out like a sore thumb. She can sing but she cannot act.

A show off is usually very versatile. Whether it's singing or dancing or acting, they don't lack confidence. The vehicle they use to gain attention is very much secondary to the attention itself.

You have it or you don't.

Well...that's all lies from an eilish simp

@UKposts Banned Me From Replying I love that you’re exactly the type of person to write a comment that basically says “Look at me I’m so unique and quirky”. I bet you sit down in a hardwood chair and read your own comments for fun. 0/10 Very annoying person, you make the people on r/iamverysmart look tolerable.

@UKposts Banned Me From Replying keeping you in my prayers.? It must be exhausting being that miserable

@TooLive Nigga geez, someone's bitter

@TooLive Nigga no, i don't waste time insulting people unprovoked

@TooLive Nigga just someone who calls out people who are rude for no reason

Are you being serious?

@@dutchmaster4309 like, amazingly on the nose. Obviously not an amazing person.

@@peruru84 are you an incel?

@@dutchmaster4309 they were saying laughing at incels is fun and that they got a good laugh out of the incel lines.

@@thegrapetree652 why would they do that?

I was wondering the same! 😭

Truly!

Same. The nice thing is we always have a source for venison summer sausage.

@@90whatever Lol you’re not wrong.

Would like to see more of her and the many great bits she can do. Under-utilized really, but it is a huge cast.

Accurate af

or inside a cooking pot. 🙄

Sounds like proof of life. Was that joke too dark?