Have a damn good day.

@@HowToBeatYT have a damn good day

@@HowToBeatYTgreetings from 🇵🇰

What's up

Ok

What the hell that thing is really psycho

So are your parents, apparently. :V

Well everyone dies it will just happen a hell of a lot faster if you don't GTFO that beach ASAP.

He's dead, quick use him as a raft!

@@tomfoolery7797 When John farted, they got launched in the air while smelling taco bell

Well, that’s what they say: “When you find a dead body on a beach , with your kids getting older by years in seconds, what do you do? Take the advice from Cinema Summary! “Now this is the perfect opportunity to use them.” *cough* Wow that’s dark. *cough*”

@Nick Fury the White Your not wrong

This channel is like "if a sosiopath had a film review hobby"

@@justapassingbycommenterrem5642 lol

@Nick Fury the White imagine they just rise up from the dead and say "I OBJECT YOU CANT USE MY BODY""

noooo that’s terrible

Lmao accurate

If you've ever done a group project you know it's actually pretty realistic.

It sure is relatable though... I've had my ideas just straight up ignored sometimes, and then someone comes up with it later and everyone calls them a genius.

istg i had the best ideas sometimes but NAWWWHHHHH just cus i was 8 at the time my ideas automatically are useless, i swear sometimes kids can actually think more out the box mode and more efficiently but since they are young nobody would even hear their ideas

They wander back out in a daze before falling unconscious.

​@@PerfectAlibi1Then throw them back out through the barrier, see how thick it is.

@@captainobvious8037 Too thick to throw someone through. I'd wager about 20 meters or so, minimum. Not even the world's strongest man could throw a body that far.

@@PerfectAlibi1 I would be willing to find out haha

So many plot holes

Lol this should get more likes

unfortunately that is actually the one thing no human has survived.

Lol

I have survived age as well!!!

For now

better than bitcoin mining for sure, a 1000 year old wine could be worth millions.

Dude your a genius

Yes yes you are

Rick and Morty

Holy frog you absolute genius

Lol.

Was looking for this comment, I even have an aunt who's called Anamika

LOL yea I was going to put this comment but I figured others would as well.

Do they have private beaches??

you poos really have no shame huh

Nice one man xDDD

This is why I believe this channel when he says he wouldn't be anywhere near this clever in any of the movie scenarios. Since the only reason he comes up with these ideas is because he thoroughly researched everything having to do with the issue.

Yea but when he says said characters makes stupid decision in life or death situation under extreme pressure when you can just do something you wouldnt think of in said situation it always just sounds dumb

Hey he never said it was going to be easy he's just giving you ways to escape

@@grade4lauan737 u sure boi

The funny thing about this comment is that Sherlock doesn't know, and doesn't give a flying fuck about astrophysics and astronomy, because his line of work has nothing to do with those. Hell, he even says as much himself.

True ,but then the movie would of end fast.

Yeah it is

They probably would've told the kid he had a wild imagination and not believed a word he said...

@@shanec4494 i mean yeah, but at some point they would believe him, and even if they didn't he would have left earlier with his sister

But we all know MNS and his weird ass storytelling

Every bad horror movie ever basically

@@KingCrimsonRequiem336 I am nominating you for the 'Most Perfect Comment of the Year' award

@@tribalismblindsthembutnoty124 Thank you, fine sir!

I didn’t view the movie. From this UKposts vid alone, I could see the movie has a bunch of disappointing nonsense.

I knew the movie was going to be hot garbage where nothing makes sense before it even came out. Shyamalan's name is all I need to hear.

OH MY GOD WHAT SUCH A PLOT TWIST

So so very true

Luckily I just killed this man in an alleyway🤣

All of the sake of survival.

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/h4Grf3qGg6B30XU.html

Tbh

@@CJ-ov1pl you can either kill a teeanager with a promising life or a old woman of 100 years that is close to death

@@CJ-ov1pl not exactly. The older you are, the less life you have to live. That doesn't mean that their life has no value, but most of it has already been used.

@@CJ-ov1pl No its because she was so old she instantly died. Its not even talking about what their life means is that they didnt miss any of it.

@@CJ-ov1pl the point went all over your head

She already lived her house? Umm what?

Forreal, at first I was like, wait, what does this have to do with the movie? Then I realized it was an ad. Bravo 👏 lol

No, everything you see on the outside should basically not move at all, because outside the time moves way slower

It's 1 year every 30 mins

It doesn't speed up time it speeds up cells

Naw man you got it all wrong. I get where you were going with interstellar, but that is more like showing how time distortion actually works. Since they were not bound by the gravity of earth and therefore time was moving much faster, but they weren’t aging incredibly fast or anything like that while on earth is aging years in minutes at the same time. It would be more like this with the beach (if time, indeed was only moving faster and nothing else) anyone standing outside the range of the time speed up would see everyone on the beach zipping by at incredible rates because if so many minutes are going by in just seconds then if it took a minute for them to walk a certain distance on the beach, then it would look like they got from point A to point B in an instant! It would just look like an incredibly fast-forwarded movie! they never actually revealed how it looked from Shyamalan’s point of view up on the rocks, but possibly the video footage that he was recording could be incredibly fast and needs to be slow down many amounts just to actually see what is happening in the first place. I don’t believe time went faster though. Because our DNA is encoded to actually degrade with the passage of time and then rapidly degrade faster as more time elapses, making the aging process occur in our bodies. Radiation could do this or magnetism as they were saying in the video, it doesn’t necessarily mean time has to elapse faster to make it happen!

No it's the opposite. The outside world would look frozen to them, and they would zip around in fast forward to the observer. The situation you described happens in the movie Time Tunnel.

It really is

Their live is in danger, thats great news. I love this channel

Very true

He's so cold I love him 😂

It is time to eat this woman's body

HAHAHAH

Atleast it's a movie

Why is it funny when you put it that way

nice sum ppl are noticing the spam bot

@@singamanah7003 what- 😭😭

Time will go by faster, and you’re not gonna like it. Optimism is good but don’t pine for the future. Be patient and enjoy the present moment ✌️

@@SMG2fanatic I wanna speed through the year cause that's more fun

A mom you go with me using you as a surfboard🤔

My parents are both 6 feet, so I’ll be floating well

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@TERRY KWAY I’m an American 🤷‍♀️ sadly. My grandpa is 6’7 and I’m currently 5’9 at 15 so

@@pregnantleggies3696 wat

"Eh, this note doesn't seem important." "I'll keep it for later because there are others in the van even though they wouldn't give a fuck what it says." "We're all dying." "Hey, now it's you and me sister. Hey, what about that note I was handed?"

damn.. your right

This frustrated me so much 😂😂

Seen✅

I would like but it would be the 666th like

damn I'm just thinking elephant army or repopulate endangered or u just solved other pc problems too that takes way too long electricity would be the issue there i guess but then electromag issues could be converted at that place? like solar panels or renewables?

what does that mean?

bluds bones cracked

​@hiddenguy67 that is not funny it's serious.

@@FinnTheTransBro easily breakable bones. did you see how they were quickly breaking and healing? yeah lol they shouldnt break that easily becomes of some magnetic field rocks

​@@swiftfadezz3023no one is laughing blud

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if you arent a genius , then yes , this were just poor family looking for a nice beach

@@adrianomartinez6231 nah this scenario just filters non-coral lovers out

@@rogers4760 Without the note, there is nothing to indicate the coral tunnel would be a way out. And only presents a hazard trying to swim out.

@@PerfectAlibi1 true but the coral is a point of interest, with it still being alive

@@tillburr6799 Is it still alive? It looks pretty bleached, no colour insight.

Extreme cheapskates watching this shit in tears rn I shit u not

Well done, simple solution a very stupid problem.

Movie name ?

@@gassedupkahz SAME PFFT

@@isidoratrajkovska8973 Old. It says it in the title.

E

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Breaking the E chain

Classic

why teh coffee tho-

But actually, how would the note have made sense at first without any knowledge?

well the note mentioned coral so itd only make sense they check the water and investigate it

@@morrosium4820 the note only said that they didn't like the coral. So they wouldn't have investigated it at first. Maybe they would later, but then possibly there could have been a fight amongst the group like we saw in the movie.

it makes me want to say hurtful words

@@kbanghart the point is that more people could have been saved instead of just these 2

!! Yup. Plus her vanity caused her to freak out way more than necessary

That would also mean they went years without brushing their teeth or washing their ass. They should've had all kinds of infections and rashes.

@@pbower4378 Way more than necessary? Her bones broke lmao.

@@jtg1972 fuck 🤣🤣😵

@@pbower4378 i doubt you'll remain calm when your bones break

So true! 😂

“If I was him, I would turn into an elemental god and start escaping”

@@itsyaboichipsahoy3392 LLAMO

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I dunno about you but a tourism suit with anything But a plant or animal is fishy as all hell.

Yo

Plot twist O.o

Its like playing bo2 zombies all over again

LMAOOO

@lusy💓 srsly?

Yea I am so glad it grew with them

They switched changed their swimsuits several times, did you watch the movie?

@@zeorph I was mainly making a joke.

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 oh ok my bad

And somehow their hairs don't grow too.

Yes stay home

Gaming saves lives 🤣

Yes don go anywhere

Yes 👏

400 likes imma break it

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But the sign says dont go because its a protected area not that its a magic aging beach

@@gallohalt I assume they said that because if they said it was a magic aging beach people wouldn't believe them and go anyway, not many people would be going to a protected area

@@gallohalt Technically it still counts

How to Beat Old: Step 1: Be broke.

@@IsaacHND you crack the code my guy, because im a broke mf

They would’ve knocked you out and put you on the beach anyway

@@IsaacHND the trip was free

@@XclusiveChiq r/Wooosh much?

imagine the reviews: "this beach was so bad that i became 60 years older just by contemplating how much low quality this beach is"

666 likes wtf

anything cheap or free is never a good news. lmfao.

SURFING TIME

The kids are surfing with adult supervision.

@@maccurtis730 and adult bodies!

Plus no clock to keep time

Hi

this comment section, and you, and anyone who likes physics and anyone who wants entertainment are ... toxic imo. Cheers!

Yeah, that was one of the better ones.

Yeah that was smooth af

SAME

Yea he pulls this regularly.

Those ads during videos are just super ass

R/brandnewsentence

Imagine surfing a big ass wave with your dead parents

@@Caspercab that sounds more fun than hitting a sick backflip during your grandpa's funeral

Sounds like a fun funeral

It puts the fun in funeral

When they do it its fine, but when I suggest it I get called a "psychopath" and "horrible human being". How is that fair.

@@mulst2759 cuz why r u saying that in the first place

They took inspiration from the Swiss army man I guess 🤷‍♀️

@@leahsugar8050 it’s for suwvivwawhl 🥺

@@mulst2759 Ugh! I absolutely hate when that happens. The nerve of some people.

I just thought of this!

It’s explained in the movie that it’s not time moving quickly it’s the rocks ageing cells quickly so they just get older

I never see them eating

@@goulitry it still doesn't make sense and this movie doesn't any laws of reality

@@mwoods4608 The adults don't need to, because their mass isn't changing. That's the logic they use in the movie, which ignores how much energy is expended by cellular aging, respiration, other life functions.

Coconut nut is a big big nut

@@giaem4108 and if you eat too much, you get verrry fat

@@imlosingit. Ooohh the coconut nut is a big big nut But this delicious nut.. IS NOT A NUT!

@@C0MET_1 it's a coco fruit (it's a coco fruit) from the coco tree

@@Tsireya10 From the cocopalm family (la la la la la)

But how do they get the wine back out

@@mynameisasecret5320, easy. Make a trail through the woods to the beach. Lower the bottles using whatever cuz synthetic material doesn't seem to be affected. After a few hours pull it back. PROFIT.

@@felipesv8866 to do so you have to walk through the cave, atleast 1 person would have to be sacrificed to get it back. Throwing the bottle on a string would break, and a simple cart wouldnt make the turns. Simple drones wouldnt survive a century

@@mynameisasecret5320 make a hazard suit out of the material that redirects magnetic fields like what’s used to bag the food.

@@mynameisasecret5320, the forest is unaffected by the beach magntism, if you go through the forest you avoid the canyon, from there you lower the goods and you should be fine. And we don't see manufactured objects getting affected like clothes, the baskets, knifes, so I'm assuming they don't get affected, only organic matter.

very great news

Am so happy at this life changing revelation

Yeah sometimes I actually laugh at How cold his analisys is

^^

Truly

👁👅👁

Im 18 minutes late to this comment

Fr

True

Discombobulate

Yes

I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

*Bear Grylls stares in distance*

see this was the biggest mistake of his life

🤣🤣

1 comment,1.4K likes lol

@@iiisparklepastel8816 2 comments 1.5k likes this is odd

I just read this comment as he said that…

@@jankovelimirovic4844 😂 that happens all the time it’s creepy

@@jankovelimirovic4844 me too

Yes we saw the video

@@RabbidKong it was a joke. I don’t know if you noticed but ok UKposts people like to make jokes about the video. Get over yourself

beautiful pfp lmao

@Lucas Oliveira Ikr, it's amazing

@@vivianniu3493 is your pfp orange juice man?

gotta have that coffee

HAHA Yes! I love it and it was the perfect time to move on.

They went in there over and over. The entire cast. Some multiple timwa

That's what I kept thinking since he compared it to scuba why couldn't they just all hold hands and slowly walk out, if whoever is in front passes out they stop until they wake up and keep going

Is it ever explained in the movie what moves them back to the beach once they pass out? This would have made me think it's something supernatural.

Because it would take 20years roughly

Or maybe they just ignored it.

I didn't watch the scene the first time. I'm grateful thus man censored it.

I cried after the movie because of that scene, it was so disturbing :/

i reckon the tetnis scene was was worse like the guy just got covered in tetnis

Right like thats horrifying

nah I wasn't disturbed by that (weirdly) but what I was really disturbed by was the blood poisoning! shit bro I even covered my eyes like a little kid.

Getting laid after turning older amiright?

Nice but you cant stop it from aging you

@@Jisawesomeletter all you have to do is cover it with time shielding and take it off the beach. High efficiency drones would work.

@@Jisawesomeletter nah it was shown that the food was packaged in a way that it won't be affected by the magnetic field, so making a suit from it wouldn't be that hard..

Could I send my house plants there to grow faster?

Farming on sand?

@@cranjusmcbasketball4977 where do beach palm trees come from? Also, it wasn’t fully sand anyway and even if it was sand, depending on the type of sand you can grow some stuff like garlic or green onions

@@feeltoofree yeah only palm trees. Sand isn’t suitable for “agriculture “. Otherwise we wouldn’t have vast swathes of deserts in impoverished continents like Africa. They’d just farm on those sands if it were possible.

It also has a decaying effect on flesh so they should all collapse into piles of goo, as decomposition occurs mainly due to insects and other things eating corpses, and bacteria, so as the bateria isn't working faster it means flesh is just decaying as a massively faster rate.

Mutations would like to know your location

Shady beach where only a few guests can enter, for free, they give you a ton of food, and the choice seems to be random. Sure, not creepy at all.

@@felipesv8866 at first, he said

mmmm dis bot is lurking in da comments

@@hubert36250 we need to spread awareness of this

@@hubert36250 I just have an addiction to commenting lol. I comment on like 90% of the videos I watch and I watch a lot of videos every day

Same, noticed that as well. Put a bag over your head to reduce/negate the field in the cavern and get out. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out if the food is completely fine after "years".

​@@AmariKhumalo except they prolly couldn't cover their entire bodies.

@@kbanghart Technically all you would need is to cover the head for the headaches, though the issue of the rest of your body aging faster than the rest of you would become a problem if it went on for too long. I would expect the shielding to, if eye holes were put in the bag, at least still delay it partially and make things stay closer to even, as well as allow you to tell when you reach past the barrier, if the headaches should eventually go away (but then comes the issue of the likelihood someone previously might have figured that out, so they probably background check the people to make sure the people who could figure these things out _aren't_ brought in).

@@legobrick1356 cover the head with shielding? Sorry I don't understand

@@kbanghart If it acts like pressure when it comes to the passing out then shielding the head might stave the effects of it for long enough or at least ease it better.

Easier than easiest don't go on vacation.

@@karlwandji5901 Even easier don't go outside.

Even easier : don't go out of your room

@@Melisaoffxl12 even easier don’t leave the closet

@@dudelittle4022 even better, find ur way to Narnia in there

I don’t even need to watch this movie the guy summarized it in half an hour

The movie was bad😭 acting was so horrible felt like a play. And the camera men at some point would cut off the good parts and would just show the people foot/leg 😭

oh 100% especially if it's a somewhat scary movie and youre a pussy like me

I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time

@@its8ngel333 it's a Shaymalan movie, of course it's bad. He's only got two, maybe three, good ones.

lmao

No he still wins because he is mentally challenged

Bruh

Bruh cinema summary literally said that when I was reading this comment

@@bona2153 copied comment

Legal loli loophole tho bro

5 years old lol not anymore

At least bring an old RICH man to this beach, then get the coral.

While Trent does only have 5 years of life experience, brain development and maturation is actually a part of aging, in some ways. This means that he might be less like a 5-year-old in a grown man's body, and more like a man who grew up separated from society and simply has no experience with the modern world.

does it have goat balls i mean goat balls i mean goat balls i mean goat balls

I love how if you first to reply to a popular UKpostsrs comment you’ll instantly get tons of likes with as little as saying “a”

What kind of spaghetti

I have Mha borger

@@kaot1k no it might have human balls ⚽️

That's exactly what a DnD campaign will do

“I use the corpses as a surfboard” “You… you what?” “I surf with the corpses.” “Alright fine roll for dex but this is gonna need to be pretty hi-“ “Nat 20” *sigh* “You effortlessly use the corpses as surfboards, teleporting the entire party along with you in the process.”

Their was a episode of American Dad that Roger escape from prison by making a raft and oars out of dead prison guards.

@@meemeleem Precisely!!