literally!

of course you died , there were nukes every-fucking-where.

Peanutcat no more needed to be said, just ghandi

2:55 for anyone who wants a button to go there

*Gandhi

You say ai like players won't do that too.

Hugh Garmany is why Genghis is best ally. "I just need to finish this Keshik, then I'll build another Keshik or something"

Heh! "I just need to finish this university, but then I'll make another caravel or something." - That's the way I think when I get dragged into a war that I didn't want.

Me every single game, even if i started the war.

AI: Yes I will declare war on them for 10 turns. *And Nothing happens on their side for 10 turns*

It's Gandhi, not Ghandi.

He nuked everything. so yeah, very likely that Ghandi did murder his parents. :p

It's funnier that they clipped back with no pause

I just think they should overexaggerate culture a little better :)

@@kinagrill How stupid are you? The name is "Gandhi."

69 likes

L.O.L.

Played as Egypt, that is the exact truth.

Yes truly

Because BATMA... wait a minute... it isn't Batman in Civ V.

Nobody likes crabs, unless you got an itch for the itch.

I agree, they ARE a menace.

why they hate crabs again, something to do with religion belief?

the ottomans hate crabs no idea why they just do

*I DON'T LIKE THEM!*

Thus allowing their science to be ignored, thus allowing them to build more.

I actually play Egypt in Civ V as my favorite country. This video fully represents my game style. I build all the World Wonders and then I get the most population. Eventually, I get the Science Victory.

I'm speak Russian best . First i don't understand a joke. But now i got it, and nobody can stop my laugh)

As an Egyptian, I agree.

Yeah....

Yes, we did it! Welcome aboard :)

I cant tell in this comment how funny it was

Yeah# that line made my day

They ARE a menace. :P

Crabs are people, clams are people!

And that's why domination only is the best mode in my opinion. It's the only way the game truly feels like it's "Over". That and you actually get to explore late game combat, and civs like Germany and Japan aren't worthless.

🤣🤣🤣

Who would win the Persian Empire vs The thirteen Colonies

@@Otakupatriot117 i at a minimum disable religious vistory lol so i agree

It also makes sense story wise, its the only way not to piss off anyone...

I hate Ghandi

Ghandi murdered my entire family

Kek

Its Funny every time I play British, India Sends wave after wave of warriors against my Redcoats while the Zulus declare war on me and have a peaceful protest near my boarder.

*Can someone explain to me why this comment has 211 likes?*

could be alpha centauri. I fucking love that game

Bit does it get old pretty fast?

No, it's Beyond Earth reference.

I thought more No Man's Sky jab.

Adam Livneh You is dim(I AM THE KING OF THE CATS SO I SPELLED DIM RIGHT!)

The rare times he actually showed up in one of my games, he did nothing. I have never seen nuclear Gandhi in one of my games.

@@MrTreefoz Then he either hasnt got acess to uranium OR you play with random personalities because otherwise he has the highest Nuclear rating in the game.If he has a nuke he WILL use it (with his default personality)

@@MrTreefoz i was playing a peaceful game with gandhi as a neighbor. I was new and didnt know anything about nuclear gandhi so i declared war on him in the atomic era bc i wanted some resource i guess. Last time i did that.

@@elis7849 all because of a glitch in the original games. They kept it turning him from peacefully to nuclear warlord

That's Civilization in general in a nutshell (though I think they stopped in VI).

When I play with friends we send trade deals demanding literally everything just to mess with the other players who are losing. And we'll offer like 1 gold for every non capital city or dumb stuff like that.

@@PatandSylus i often do useless 1 to 1 trades of iron, marble, horses, etc. Just because.

The trade deals are probably unfair if you're not liked by whatever leader sent the deal. Otherwise they seem fine to me.

@@julymagnus493 so if an ai gives me open borders and asks for open borders, horses, iron, truffles, spices and 3gpt its fair. And they were friendly with me at the time so it wasnt that. Its because the trading system is based off percentages and ai usually has horrible reasources

@@jrex8322 Oh ok I thought that they offer better deals if you're more friendly with them inversely AI Civs that hate you offer unfair deals. Basically bad deals are the result of your warmongering and grievances. That's not how it works?

Thank you! It was surprisingly easy. Most Civ games must be fundamentally pretty similar.

There's just one question: who owns New Cheeseland? Also, what happened to Greece and Rome?

Dakota Williams were they even in any of the videos?

Yeah, in the scout video.

Karim Abdel Hamid ok thanks for the info

*Red Alert theme plays*

4:08 THE DESERT OF RUSSIA

I love this comment. I can’t not hear it in a Tim Curry voice.

I’m going to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by war S P A C E

i ssee what you did there red alert 3 reference

Truly, they are the real winners.

Well they live on there own continent so

@@BakeCook123 I'm pretty sure Egypt also gets a flat bonus on production of Wonders.

I mean. Says something a lil deeper, realising all the resources wasted on war could be used to build shithuge buildings

@@alyssinclair8598 Impressive buildings are usually built via crushing taxes. Cathedrals, mostly funded through donations, were the exception.

My first round I didn’t know the military actually used up money because I didn’t know which things they would portray more accurately so I was confused at first why I was making like 9 gold per turn

Atomic trebuchets.

I have them because on the DS version of Civilization, a decade ago, you couldn’t upgrade your units. Not sure you could even disband them either.

Sometimes I keep them around just in case someone attacks me. My friends and I have had plenty of games where we are using whatever we can.

Same

Mine's tundra, actually.

for me its a industrial desert of mines and revolts. looks exactly like soviet russia

pfffff no . Gandi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

For me, its actual Russia, ever considered Yet (not) Another Earth Maps Pack?

Last time I played Russia on the Earth map I started on the Nile. :D

Kyle always plays Egypt and builds. So yes.

After playing over 100 games myself, these guys definitely play and some of the quips really give you a little comic sting in the sides because they're so true, they not only happen in games, they happen in A LOT of games. Things like, "oh my friend is at war, this university is a higher priority for me, but after that I guess I'll build a military unit... or something." As well as two nations declare war and then suddenly everyone gets roped into it - they could have gone a step farther with this as 1.) when this happens you often find yourself suddenly at war with someone you've been cooperating with for centuries and had no intention of ever betraying, and 2.) you often find yourself at war with someone you really don't even know, like,"we're at war with Morocco? Who are they again? Oh right! remember that scout that dropped by two millenia ago? Yeah, that's them - he came from a civilization who's still in some part of the map we haven't found yet. Never bothered to talk to them, never traded with them, never had any reason feel one way or the other about them, but I guess we're at war now... with someone we can't even find." And my favorite is the line, "trade deals became a method of mockery." The other civilizations will hate you fast, hard, and forever if you declare wars and take their cities. There's a very specific way to do it where you can sidestep the warmongering penalties, but unless you're very meticulous about it, everyone will hate you, and then one after another they will denounce you which increases the hate, and then when you try to trade with them, they will only give you 1 gold (the basic unit of currency in the game) for everything,

Didn't Ghandi beat his wife/wives?

@@darkimpulse2829 Gandhi wrote an autobiography where he mentioned that he dragged her wife out of house by her wrist(when Gandhi was young), and he later said it was his ego as he didn't view her wife as an human being before(due to gender discrimination in India for long time) and he realized it was wrong and corrected himself by letting his ego go and after that time both Gandhi and her wife (kasturba gandhi) lived a happy life in which gandhi treated her equally and respected him alot and remember 1 thing Gandhi did this all when Racism was at it's peak in India, he even abolished cast system (born privileges) and did a lot of things to make Muslims and Hindus respect each other. Gandhi wasn't a very bright person from the start(you can see that in his autobiography he wrote) but with time he became the person we know him as of now

I have 1200 hours in Civ 5 and I've never been nuked by Gandhi ONCE. I'm starting to feel totally left out of the joke.

@@swahiliranger1022 It's been a thing since a bug in Civ 1. Basically, every AI leader had a "use nukes" value which would be lowered when taking a certain policy. Gandhi's value was 0, but when it was lowered via policy, it rolled over to 255 (since bits can't go negative; it would default to 10 since it can't go that high). Due to this, Gandhi went from "never use nukes at all ever" to "nuke everything because it's there". The devs, finding the oversight funny, put Gandhi at max nuke value in future titles.

Hank Scorpio is best boss!

Maybe they got elected? As their title changed to President when you adopted it.

President immortal god king.

@@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 theres a nice ring to that

President Fuhrer King Bradley the third.

@@quinnsinclair7028 you mean immortal president fuhrer king Bradley

Fitting

Elon Musk, in orbit, waving as you ascend: "Oh, hai! Isn't capitalism great?"

I don’t think that quote is in there anymore?

@@possesedcake5422 It never was. I'm referencing Command and Conquer.

@@tacticalochoa1310 sorry my bad

harshit shukla crabs not carbs lol

Gondi called a ban on uranium then as soon as it ended... BOOM HEADSHOT (he nuked me)

It's because they realized that crabs are people and they deserve rights too.

@@leovigild_ Don't forget clams as well

Pigs are people too

@bryan diaz varela Scottish is a form of Gaelic, and Welsh is just a made up language (no, not really, but it is a sufficiently primitive language that they never came up with a word for "brown". Look it up, words for colours is a thing in linguistics)

NO, I WOULD NOT BE, *FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING AGREEMENTS*

I need to stop playing Civ V. I even heard it with her voice.

Tall Troll English people never came up with a word for голубой color, so jokes on you, english is primitive

@bryan diaz varela Ah subtitles, the reason we're better in English than the Germans with their nachsynchronisieren

And Pyramids, Big Ben, Parthenon, Taj Mahal, Opera of Sydney and tower of Pisa. Did I miss any? Edit: apparently yes. Looks like Notre Dame.

@WarMike_1 But are they built in the water? :P

WarMike_1 Pretty sure there is Petra behind the pharao’s arm.

Man, we're of opposing views then, as I belong to the Holy Church of Denouncing Venice.

Come citizen! Join the Brotherhood of Denouncing Venice! We have a war mongering nation backing us!

But boat mormonism has mormons in boats... I think.

HA!! Your mormons in boats are no match for our war mongering nation!!!

War! We monger it!

charles jones No Ww1 happened when the arch Duke of austria Hungary got assassinated by a Serbian and Serbia refused austria Hungary's treaty

Ali Alt3 I think he was referring to the whole "everyone was allies of one side or the other and got dragged into it part"

Cordyceps Helm Oh ok sorry my bad

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Sigh... The fact that actually happened is even more silly.

Let’s be honest we all knew that already

Actually it was CIV 1 not CIV 2, in CIV 2 they on purpose put the bug in. In CIV 1 if Ghandi was alive when you hit the right age and he gets to pick where to put the "upgrade" points he put them in peace full solutions that lowers his agression from 1 to -1 the game couldn't handle that and changed it to 255. But beside that yes.

No, that is a myth spend by some internet trolls that the dev eventually made into the game as feature.

The bug was in civ 1. Ghandi would start with an aggression level of 1, then pick a government type (democracy) that would lower the aggression level by 2. Making it wrap around to 255. *out of 10.*

R.I.P Civilization V, it was a good run...

It'll take some time until Civ VI is actually good like V still is.

lucas13flu have you even seen all the pre release gameplay, this is the best Civ game on release.

Benjy Rabin I'm watching gameplay from the Yogscast Civilization channel mostly. Most people don't like civ games when it's released, I don't think this is going to be an exception. Over the course of months however they seem to fix things with dlcs. I'm just going to wait.

"THE GAME IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE GAME!" Is that a Megadeth reference or just a coincedence?

Then... Gandhi

@@MagyarGaben now its a supercharged bowman

Is he dead?

The best way to win a war.

Charles Dewitt Switch to a higher difficulty.

Denis Safiev That's your default response isn't it? I actually prefer to play multiplayer, since players offer a greater challenge. However I usually play tall... Very, very tall...

Between AIs in Civ I find it goes one of two ways: They have their units thrown at eachother for years with no gain, or one of the nations present is a super warmongerer and has like 50 Catapults and just rolls a continent or three.

Charles Dewitt I mostly play multiplayer too. I guess join a group with more skilled players. That's the mp equivalent.

sure that sounds fun, but I get it gets old pretty fast :)

Same, though I liked it too :D

Thanks! :D Welcome to the channel

Eric Van Hoose That's the joke

You'd be surprised how often I get asked what Sweden is like after I tell people I'm Swiss xD

Alex S. Vice Versa for me 😂😢😭

I'm pretty sure it's intentional because of the... Never mind, I won't explain it.

Nah, Civ 5 will stay very popular, mark my words. At least until one or two huge DLCs for Civ 6 come.

im watching a youtuber who got early access to civ 6 mind, is still playing civ v

@@Wysch Nope! He was right.

Welcome!

This is basically an entire civ game... settle too close, war is declared, everyone gets involved, war lasts forever, troops become obsolete coz u building troops instead of science, a player who doesnt get involved wins.

Yes... I suddenly feel inspired... from that bow the Swedes found... to invent the wheel.

You learned: "...then ...Gandhi!"

Yeah... But for me, i have Machine guns & infantry when they have longbow-man so... IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER... XD

BurntL Never trust gandhi

You'reThatMantis IKR? Poor Russia is now stuck playing it :/

Do people actually hate that game? I never had much interest in it but it seems like a civ game with a giant skin on it. What's wrong with it?

Oh, I thought they were referencing Alpha Centauri. My all-time favorite Civ game.

Wood5adcmain yeah that's what it looks like but its just boring. the music is forgettable, the game lacks any personality or diversity. if you play one game of Civ: beyond earth you've essentially played a million games of Civ: beyond earth. the game has 3 victory paths to go down. Purity where you essentially just do what you were supposed to do in the first place, Harmony where you integrate with the planet's flora and fauna, and Supremacy where you turn everyone into cyborgs or robots or something and convince homeworld by way of violence that this way is best for survival. they all are practically the same, all ending with the same thing Civ 5 did with the culture victory prior to the Brave New World expansion as in build a special wonder to win. the only major difference between the three are about 3 or 4 unique units that each one gets. Harmony gets access to the aliens that are essentially this game's barbarians, Supremacy gets Robots, and purity gets space marines that are just different enough from Warhammer 40K to avoid copyright infringement.

Harmony, purity and supremacy aren't the victory conditions their more like the ideologies… plus you can have hybrid affinities so there are really 6 of those.

Facinating

@@lucasisofdarkness5423 thank you. Truly the peak of warfare and tactics.

​@@KillerBot5100 sorry but its written "Gandhi"

@@eetuthereindeer6671 fixed ty

Always the pharoh. Who the hell wouldn't choose the Egyptians?!

people with SKILL!

TheoneandonlyDrops Low Blow M8

:3

the Egyptians? dropping a nuke as Gandhi is the best thing since they were invented.

Definitely will be! We all got the game on Friday and have been, uh... researching. Yeah.

@@DoorMonster Did you all get Age of Empire IV for, umm, research yet?

I was fully expecting it just from the set up and still laughed hard. - haha

+michrze I second that notion.

I don't feel they could do as much prop-based gags due to the EU4 interface being a lot more abstracted. Like, at best, they could dress like the advisor portraits. On the other hand, they made the Civ V scientist sketch work so maybe.

Jansay34 I denounce you.

Well I denounce YOU. And ban crabs!

Have you heard about Chapel Comic? If not, I recommend you google it. Content of those sketches could be something like that.

New Cheeseland broke the rules because the game decided it's name was too cool

yeah good point

It's only four tiles on a huge sized map. It's 3 on maps that aren't huge.

Still 2 tiles between the 2 cities i not enough

Yeah, and also they said "within 3 hex of Ottoman empire", when it was actually in the adjacent tile to Ottoman land and within 3 hex of an Ottoman CITY". Fuck, it's good to be able to let that one go.

ihaveagun22 i love playing as korea :D

Playing Korea is pretty much cheating

The hack is what makes it funny

@@frisianmouve , What about Hammurabi? It is pretty much early game advantage vs late game advantage.

@@suokkos Not a fan of early wars, too much other important stuff that needs to be done. If you do want that Atilla is better suited for that with their early game tech and production boost and good unique units

yeah, pretty much

Nep

Nep

@@Bigfunnyhah Nep

Me in every hoi4 game i pick an underdog country and dominate everything

Nep

Must be using a weird mod

George Sears That's the joke.

I believe it was a joke, regarding how many americans actually do mistake our two countries.

Company007 I'm sorry, Google autocensored your comment because the google autocensor is a worthless piece of garbage. I can't unmute your comment because the system is a broken pile of shit. I'm just responding to let you know that I didn't block your comment or anything like that I appreciate you explaining to my dumbass that it was probably a joke that flew over my tiny head and I'm sorry google is terrible at doing its job.

George Sears Haha, ok

>cheeseland >swiss cheese >they are the SWISS

But they keep calling them Sweden, and they use the name of the Swedish leader.

that is the joke, they are in America (Like me) and don't know the difference between half of the European-Nordic area countries

europe is too complicated, here in north america we have like 3 countries, and the 3rd one really belongs in south america

Actually North America's got 3 bigger countries and let's say about 30 others, but they are technically "Central American" and "Caribbean" so I'll give you that point, but they are by no means South American except partly Panama and some very southern Caribbean ones, there are actually quite few countries in South America compared to North America(including the Central American and Caribbean ones), Europe, Africa and Asia.

Thanks so much for watching and for the kind words! We'll definitely be continuing with Civ 6, after we've played a few games of course.

Stef Maes Ghandi murdered my family

I hate gandhi

They really really wanted whales

Yes they did Can you even do anything with wales?

it likely is considering civ 6 is coming out soon

But it'll be alright, cause now we'll just do Civ 6 instead!

*At world congress* "Why do we look like a mobile app again?"

YOU HAVE NOT INCLUDED ME!!! WHY! Nah, JK.

We might be getting some free copies from Firaxis, so you may not have to wait too long!

I second this!

Nothing is true .. well fuck this just make that video happen

This I have to see!

Metall they definely should include Harlaus The Feast Loving Butter King

Oh Harlaus...

Yeah, really. That's why they just need to make _more_.

Thanks!

Nope Sweden found it

Sorry lads...German property now

Plaid Chickens but Ottomans build it

ExecYui make this a meme please

Then... *GANDHI.*