only included bits where parking is the main focus/topic of discussion or else the video would be too long. obviously missed a lot here. join our car/top gear/the grand tour server. yes: / discord video notifs: / discord
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@londonfoodclub2994Рік тому
Jezza: “Have you seen a long haired man? An idiot?” Italian man without hesitation points towards May 💀 This 3 are absolute pioneers ❤️
@cartman2dkРік тому
without hesitation and with enthusiasm its hilarious.
@trainman665Рік тому
It’s all scripted
@terrificfrogg8377Рік тому
@@trainman665 it's the best kind of improv
@trainman665Рік тому
@@terrificfrogg8377 It’s not improv.
@adamuk5037Рік тому
@@trainman665 I’m improv… and so’s my wife!
@pixelbros1280Рік тому
I love that these are still being uploaded, hopefully you never run out of themes
@incTGРік тому
how hard can it be
@padisuromertaniРік тому
@@incTG Don't say that! (Richard Hammond voice)
@MrTea101Рік тому
@@padisuromertani That's a theme right there.
@GlitchyGamers18Рік тому
@@incTGboom! Next video
@dawsont933Рік тому
@@incTG 100% need a "top gear borrowing things"
@twittykinsРік тому
My favourite bits are: 1. Richard adopting the 'French' attitude to parking 0:10. 2. James trying to cram his dishwasher into a boot that's slightly too small 0:42. 3. Jeremy and his efforts at trying to pay for his parking space 25:20.
@eduardpeeterlemmingРік тому
French package
@souleymanebenРік тому
The "To be fair it doesn't say no murdering either" just before was rather good too
@James-cr8mtРік тому
carnage au trois was hilarious
@giuseppethesantisРік тому
"oh, Merd" 😂😂😂😂
@brodeeb.9323Рік тому
I read these as if it's a top gear intro
@pabloleon9593Рік тому
23:55 -How far away is that? -Like 15 feet -Hammond? -What? -We live in London, we can build a 4 million pounds house in that gap That part got me tearing lol
@TehRuiAlv3zРік тому
"Why don't we just make a sign that says 'SORRY'??" 🤣
@MoleratKing21Рік тому
Clarkson, Hammond and May being awkward around women would be hilarious
@messiha666Рік тому
Iunno what you're on about. May is an absolute star around women. The natural ease with which he talks about his lawnmower to 'em is just astonishing.
@BoemelРік тому
handbrake turn compilation ?
@superhawk20002Рік тому
Ummm, these guys are legends to the female variety as well. It would be more amusing to see the women being awkward around those 3.
@TimSlee1Рік тому
James May isn't awkward around women, they're awkward around him.
@MaxmulhamРік тому
Hello
@BW2212_TRSРік тому
No matter the theme, parking to speed limits, you can’t stop laughing at these, best trio on the planet
@ramblingrob4693Рік тому
All written for them. The other people are actors so to speak
@PneumatinisPlaktukas15Рік тому
@@ramblingrob4693 Are you the type of person who watches "Fawlty Towers" and thinks it’s a documentary? Obviously Top Gear is scripted since it’s pretty much a comedy show. That shouldn’t stop you from enjoying it unless you have no sense of humour whatsoever.
@TheCommissarIsDead10 місяців тому
@@PneumatinisPlaktukas15amen dude. I’ve seen a lot of those “it’s scripted” comments on this video,like no shit it has a script,they wouldn’t go anywhere without one 😂 they keep acting like it’s some profound statement that says they’re so smart or some shit😂 like Christ we get it,the shows scripted,we enjoy it now fuck off😂 love you bro
@thetireless1812Рік тому
I truly appreciate these compilations. It’s like an audiobook of the most profound blokes. I discovered Top Gear a couple years ago, but it was during a period of change for me. It’s like an intrinsic part of my life now. I think it’s a bit like that Sainsbury’s taste the difference cheese.
@incTGРік тому
am i the more rubbish cheese for poor people?
@JaredConnellРік тому
@@incTG no mate, you're like the Dacia Sandero
@aeu569Рік тому
Same here. When I was growing up we were poor and didn't have a car. Then when I was older my mate was giving me a lift and we were in an accident. All of that made sure I didn't develop a passion for cars. Years later I stumbled upon the india special. I never watched tg since I thought it was a car programme. I started watching reruns religiously and a year later I got my licence and first wheels. Now I drive a 2021 Dacia Sandero
@xyroahРік тому
@@aeu569 truly a prodigy of Captain Slow good man
@Jon7763Рік тому
the best part of that French car episode is when Richard rear-ends James later in the episode he doesn't scream "HAMMOND!!!!" he calmly says "Oh no, my dishwasher"
@jaypollen5839Рік тому
The french Grand Tour Ep felt like classic top gear days
@TheGrenadier9711 місяців тому
8:54 - That segment is nice, feels even more natural with each one doing their part and the audience participating too
@jordanseay216Рік тому
It’s so funny that the parking compilation is not that much shorter than the speed camera compilation. Keep it going!
@natekraner3721Рік тому
I kept expecting it to be almost over and it just kept going 😂 too many hijinks
@jordanseay216Рік тому
@@natekraner3721 Haha same!
@CreatronicРік тому
That’s because as James said, parking is not an end within itself. 😂
@BaldMancTwat11 місяців тому
@@Creatronic It always makes me crack up when he says "We're going out to do some parking". It reminds me of when I was learning to drive and actually did go out to do some parking with my dad quite often.
@BruniastysРік тому
10:58 "have you seen a very long hairded man, an idiot? ''HERE"
@JackMcLeodJr11 місяців тому
The golden years of television, there is nothing worth watching on regular TV nowadays. Clarkson, Hammond and May's chemistry together was second to none.
@tbmofoulprinceromeroРік тому
The fact that there are 2 separate clips about parking a Countach says a lot about its practicality.
@BaldMancTwat11 місяців тому
It's funny, you can watch videos of people driving Countachs today and they still use the same method to park it (The Stradman did a video where he does it a few days ago.)
@onlinefriend388910 місяців тому
14:47 "This is what going to hell in a handcart feels like..." "...Because I've had a Nobel peace prize for parellel parking" Out of context James May fits in so well in this transition
@aviation.satireРік тому
40min of them parking holy shit😂😂
@squeakers27Рік тому
35:40 Bay not wide enough for the car haha. This reminds me when the council repainted the parking bays down my road after they resurfaced the road and my car was the only one out of other neighbors who used the bays that was too wide for the bays so the council had to come and repaint the bays down the road to the correct width that they were before they resurfaced the road.
@VLG105Рік тому
The distress flare and weather balloon car location solution is genius.
@electricpaisy6045Рік тому
2:10 Imagine Jeremy Clarkson being the reasonable voice in a discusssion.
@incTGРік тому
how does this have 1.1 million views already it's a 40 minute video of them parking
@raiu8413Рік тому
Quality content attracts quality people
@pom8130Рік тому
It's because your content is one of the best content of all contents of all continental of all content
@keegan4854Рік тому
These 3 could test out a toaster and I'll watch every second of it
@markcraven8386Рік тому
The bits of BBC radio are so appropriate, especially the traffic report. LOL "I need to drill some holes for your eyes." "You bloody don't !" LOL
@l1lwipРік тому
I love these videos to a degree i cannot explain, please continue uploading; i can’t survive without Clarkson, HAMMOND, and May compilations
@tailsnascarfan93Рік тому
Carnage A Trois was one of the funniest specials I have seen. But that off road bit had me laughing the whole way through. So good.
@wonderland.6Рік тому
he shouted at the boat and it actually stopped and listened😂
@behzadmirmozaffari256311 місяців тому
The memories.... Dear God, please grant these three men immortality!
@mycroftsanchez901Рік тому
Another brilliant selection from incT, thanks for putting this toghther and posting!
@adthalls7 місяців тому
the fact that a GoPro broke the railing of the jetty at 4:42 is amazing!
@rolytnzРік тому
They are truly the Three Stooges of motoring. Highly entertaining.
@yhammess1175Рік тому
When Hammond said 'but what the French will do' oh god 😂
@harrysatin5110Рік тому
In 1991 I was in Paris, I saw Taxi’s bang into each others bumpers at traffic lights, and watched a car get lightly sideswiped, and nothing, no cars stopping, no arguments between drivers nothing 😂😂😂
@WalintHUNРік тому
Well, this is only true if everyone is French, when we went by bus in the roundabout of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris in December 2000... and the tourist leader just talked about how French drivers are cool... as a Hungarian tourist and one came from the side and hit us, he screamed for half an hour and then called a cop…
@ericthom726Рік тому
As much as they say they hate each other these clips just prove they really do like each other
@dtb4394Рік тому
28:35 I will never, ever, ever get to a stage in life when I don't crease up laughing at that I A M symbol for driving. Looking forward to the next series from the farm too. Just had a kebab, washed down with a chilled Hawkstone lager. Bordering on a perfect Saturday night.
@LincolntowncoupeРік тому
Parallel parking a Countach would be nerve racking in so many more ways than the poor visibility.
@ILOVEBACONBOY2018Рік тому
Thanks for this, love these compilations.
@JPkerVideoРік тому
James slamming the trunk on the washing machine is actually physically painful lmao...
@eurosonlyРік тому
Clarkson not wanting to take advantage of people getting stuck in his mud? He really has aged for the better.
@davidgordon2305Рік тому
we love clarkson! the big gormless galoot that he is!
@jnbadger1Рік тому
Keep them coming, please. You're the only one I pay attention to when it comes to my 2 favorite shows.
@incTGРік тому
wouldn't hurt to pay attention to the official channel too
@DauthdartРік тому
I recommend BlueYNC, they have full episodes and full specials broken up into playlists, go to their playlist section to find everything
@alexgerrits349Рік тому
I own all of the episodes of each series. I watch these compilations to inspire the one to watch. I want to watch every one of these episodes now.
@IDontHaveACreativeHandleРік тому
Keep up with the top gear vids, I've binge-watched nearly all of them lol
@danielgarner2963Рік тому
Not just France Hammond, I've seen them park like that in Spain and Italy too!
@MrFluffytheTurtleРік тому
Over the years the moment where they all 3 arrive in their chosen vehicles, the boat one is somehow the best
@OchumvruРік тому
You know you're iconic when you can have a 40min vid about parking with over 1m views
@robertnapier624Рік тому
“Tonight! I try and park a car using speed and power……… Richard tries to park a car without crashing…….. and James tries to park a car very slowly.
@jeremyfong5684Рік тому
"have you seen a very long-haired man, an idiot?"
@BaldMancTwat11 місяців тому
It's weird for me to watch the scenes at 7:00. I used to live in that area and the Blockbuster behind them (Which had already closed down by this point) is where my family would rent videos on the weekends when I was about 10. The tall grey building behind them at 7:43 is somewhere I was constantly delivering pizzas too when I was a pizza delivery guy in my late teens.
@Akotski-ys9rrРік тому
I love how they just say “sorry!”
@Dave_SissonРік тому
At 2:47 it appears that Jeremy Corbin does not approve of Jeremy Clarkson's attempts to park in London.
@neilmurphy845Рік тому
I love the French episode on the grand tour that was funny especially the dishwasher one
@BeverleyEllie-dr1wwРік тому
I've seen this film many times. It's really wonderful.
@StefanBaconРік тому
Nearly every modern semi tractor in America is like that Saab: completely impossible to drive on account of the drunken robot flipping the switch on the clutch.
@neilmurphy845Рік тому
Yes that would drive me nuts how do you deal with that.
@StefanBaconРік тому
@@neilmurphy845 I don't. I got fired from Roehl and now I have a job where I drive a 15 speed Mack that's older than me about once a month. It's fantastic. Don't work for an ATA member if you can avoid it. Big carriers suck ass, especially Roehl. I'd have been better off at Knight-Swift.
@km7101Рік тому
Great Video. I'm going to go check the treads on my tyres RIGHT NOW!
@jonoleech78322 місяці тому
I love that I can search “top gear parking” and a 40 minute compilation comes up
@LandonLovetteРік тому
If you haven't done a trio fashion compilation, I would suggest that next. Thanks for the great uploads!
@LindriosРік тому
Love the compilations, keep them coming!
@incTGРік тому
i shall!
@ObviouslyKieranРік тому
James May saying "Ooh, merde" is way funnier than it should be.
@neilmurphy845Рік тому
Hammond inside the Audi TT is got to be the most funniest thing ever 😂.
@STho205Рік тому
My neighbors son has a TT that doesn't run (bad turbo). I'm going to suggest that he sell it to a border coyote for that very trick.
@Popotato777711 місяців тому
40 minutes of pure gold
@averywho6430Рік тому
Imagine living in the UK and just seeing these antics on the street. Honestly, it beats whatever the hell we see in the US.
@lukasg623Рік тому
Holy shit thats a long one. *insert The office quote*
@bmstyleeРік тому
That's what she said
@michaelball4683Рік тому
@@bmstylee Yeah, but not to you.☹
@bmstyleeРік тому
@@michaelball4683 hey I know where I stand. It's ok.
@hongsengchan9855Рік тому
@@michaelball4683 or you
@stinkeye460Рік тому
Clarkson's doc on the greatest raid of WW2 got me interested in him. His commercials for his lager made me a dedicated admirer. Free speech is freedom, even if you disagree with what the person says. Too many people in America and Britain don't understand this because we have allowed the NAZIs and Communist to take over education.
@yavaulie2839Рік тому
True
@MasterFlores353 місяці тому
James’s clap at the end was sadly met with silence and epicness for cheering on his mate 😆
@DeanMoxley87Рік тому
Nice to see you included Kaleb
@SpiritHealer1Рік тому
This show alone makes me wish I grew up in England.
@deanbelden631611 місяців тому
Excellent choice on the wheels mate, perfect colour.
@STho205Рік тому
I'm not a fan of proprietary phone apps to pay for trivial things like parking or recreation park day fees. If the administrator doesn't have enough interest to send a person around to collect the fee, then screw them because they likely won't pay wardens to ever check.
@razrhiannaspiers8506Рік тому
Has there been a compilation of locals helping the presenters cars/bikes/vehicles, whether it’s breakdowns and/or trying to get it to start? E.g. Jeremy’s Vespa in Vietnam
@samjesus8Рік тому
this is just amazing, to think that there is enough video to make a parking compilation. At this rate i wont be surprised if there is a toilet compilation for top gear. I love this show and it is for this very reason
@incTGРік тому
i have some bad news for you ukposts.info/have/v-deo/cZiggKuRr2uS2qs.html
@incTGРік тому
1.4 million saw the video and thought "yes. just what i want to watch"
@samjesus8Рік тому
@@incTG imma gladly watch this lmao. Bro top gear is that good u could make a compilation on literally anything
@LucyTheCatРік тому
Clarkson, hammond and may iPod compilation? (They talk about it a lot more than you’d think)
@incTGРік тому
maybe
@silentdeath7847Рік тому
1:03 in Norway we would just Either secure the items and drive with the booth open or get one of those ropes to secure items in trailers and such and attach it to something in the trunk and attach it to the booth to hold it in place. Actually saw 2 people doin that last one while I was writing this 😂
@PlatesmasherРік тому
In Australia we carry the fridge on our back
@TommyCullen-VacuumConnisourРік тому
how do you keep coming up with ideas, your genius, it generates gravity...
@bloodcorerРік тому
English and french used to rule the world lmao
@zunaidkajee4540Рік тому
Love the upload. Would have been nice if you had shown the season and episode....
@ScottMcmillianII1996Рік тому
Thank you for uploading these compilations.
@PlackgiftsРік тому
Love this program
@foeke8740Рік тому
It reminds me of the first time I saw a Citroën C6. It was just on the market and while I was admiring the car, the owner got in. Bumped the car in front, bumped the car in reverse and drove off.
@badlarry172Рік тому
"the button on the key fob activates a flare" classic
@Fortunes.Fool.Рік тому
6:35 “You’ve arrived. Lovely.” LLMMAAOO I forgot about that one
@christophemichelotti6386Рік тому
Ce sont vraiment des fou, Ça me manque l'ancien top Gear
@mrarnold96Рік тому
These 3 middle aged blokes are really good. Even when they try to park is interesting
@iannorton4463Рік тому
Bloody ell. Your doing something brilliant. 1.2 million views in 2 weeks 👌🙌
@wallshiderРік тому
Less than 2 minutes into your video and I already knew you know how to edit. Great job!
@kennygrant5531Рік тому
Just like a 997 Gen 2, this stuff gets better and better with age
@RealPanzer999Рік тому
Clarkson, Hammond & May are probably the only people capable of being funny whilst parking XD
@jamescagney2713Рік тому
Really? It is a crap program that is worked around crap.
@petrolhead982Рік тому
From which episode was convertible SAAB parking? Can't remember.
@incTGРік тому
worst car in the history of the world
@petrolhead982Рік тому
@@incTG thank you!
@perhapscoleiro3164Рік тому
Missed the $10,000 Supercar parking challenge, Jeremy getting stuck in a Ford GT in studio and the TG Peugeot parking but amazing compilation none the less
@neilmurphy845Рік тому
The dig at the three-wheel cars is so funny
@Trashdotcom.10 місяців тому
I didn’t realize this was 40 minutes and watched the whole thing! 😅
@ianvisser7899Рік тому
15:15 Enter rearview cameras. And all of a sudden a countach becomes VERY usable
@jacobrumens9601Рік тому
40 minutes of the trio trying to park? Much better to watch than the New Top Gear.
@patagualianmostly7437Рік тому
Have you tried watching "Paint Drying"...?...It's hilarious.....compared with the "New" Top Gear.
@jacobrumens9601Рік тому
@@patagualianmostly7437 No, but you know what’s better to watch than the new Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson peeling a potato 😂
@matthewwong3757Рік тому
22:00 JC : "How long have we been here?" JM : ALL MY LIFE
@davidtrotter3836Рік тому
Lol! That was great! Love you guys!!!
@timhicks2154Рік тому
Had me in stitches! 😂😂
@nicksivert5431Рік тому
May trying to close the trunk (boot) on the dishwasher. May, my good man, that happens quite often here in the states.
@WizRumburakРік тому
THEY ARE HILARIOUS!
@helloworld1066Рік тому
You need to do a Clarkson ARRRG! compliation
@adrianlee2357Рік тому
Can you do a compilation of Richard Hammond’s GT3 , James May Ferrari talk ?
@bambaryloРік тому
I live in Valencia Spain and the first scene is 100% a Spanish approach. 😂