I don’t get it, can someone exlpain?

In that episode, James May broke his arm, so hammond pretended like his arms weren't broken

@@zooker7481 Don’t read the idiots comment below. Look at which arm he’s broken and you’ll figure it out

@@zooker7481 May was explaining that his arm was broken. The joke is asking him, who's arm is in a sling, "which arm have you broken", delivered straight faced.

@@zooker7481 it's an anti-joke. The joke being that it's obvious which arm he'd broken.

Best part is, he's actually right

suddenly transforming into office supplies is not great for one's health.

​@@JetFalcon710 Even if experience doesn't show you, stunt people have known it for years as in their words, "It's never the falling that hurts, it's the stopping"

@@bradleymorgan8223 🤣🤣

@@JetFalcon710 After all, the earth spins around at close to 1000 mph at the equator, and no one ever claims that's particularly dangerous. 👍

True, and turning a serious subject into absolute comedy, the like we shall not see again.

They’re not really friends outside of the show.

There just happened to be cars *in* it ;)

@@unknownentity742 they are, you can’t spend years and years and years in a group, travelling to so many different countries and not be friends lmao.

You forgot legendary

Till date I have never understood why that joke works, context pls?

@@ishaanhiranandani226 Princess Diana was well known for her work with organisations and charities centered about landmine removal. Furthermore, she drove a Ford Escort - at the time it was a popular joke phrase about the car in the UK (and also a bit of advertisement really) to say "Princess Diana had one of these, you know."

@@FokkerBoombass incredible, thank you!! Hahahahha that is amazing 😅

Fancy seeing you here

​@@FokkerBoombass i didnt realise it was a landmine flailer until you mentioned princess diana's love for clearing-out minefields

Rip Bob - Bim

James called him Bob. The chef called him "lunch".

@@JoshuaC923 Hey Bim, guess what!

I got attached I was like aw he’s kinda cute then bam Bob is dismembered 👁👄👁

Ex-Bob

i was hoping someone quote that 😂

@@solid_fire9388 you could have

Billions of gut bacteria would like to have a word…

@@JurgenErhard Yeah, the total bacteria count on the human body outnumbers the cells 10 to 1.

@@By-s That turned out to be a myth, it's actually about 1 to 1

What Hammond is doing there is a whicked improv scene 🤣

“Ladies and gentleman, the sound of bitterness and jealousy” ahahaha 😂

You can tell the Hammond and May knew about the letter, but didn't tell Clarkson what they were going to say about it!

Same😂

i saw this comment right as Clarkson said it lmao

Am I being stupid and not seeing that there's a reason why he called the horse tesco, or is it just a random name?

@@theredguy8746 Basically Tesco (A massive superstore chain in the UK) Got into a little trouble for selling beef products etc Lesangue that contain horse meat. They called it the horse meat scandal.

@@PinkPanther4958 I see.

And yet he wont whiten his teeth..

@@treyjetson5320 British be like

@@treyjetson5320 Because Hammond used all the whitener

He is the most offensive man IN THE WORLD.

@@JoshSweetvale and loved for it haha

"...Ow." 😂

It’s a brilliant joke

I've heard this joke numerous times the setup still manages to make me laugh It's brilliant, with him talking about a cars with six wheels than showing us that photo with the drop of " Take the Third Right" then his look at the camera. Its all comedy Platnuim.

nah, "great news!" "WHAT!?"

Way to take it yeah. I think he's enjoying it, as are they all when they're feeding off of each other like they do. Comes across far more authentic, besides - if you can't take the piss out your mates, who can you?

Well, Hammond seems like a cute little hobbit roasting Smaug for all I notice. 😶 He has so much fun at doing it you just have fun with him.. I'd laugh if he roasted me.

@@LOOKINVERTED people who cannot laugh themselves off are JUST sad.

He knows one of them is bound to say something that'll make them all laugh out loud so he waits

I've seen multiple times Jeremy say Alex Paylor is intelligent.

The best James Mayism is actually his response to Jeremy’s story about his new glass shower or something like that and the plumber who sold it to him, but I remember absolutely nothing else about when he said it, other than during a news segment.

And I would argue that "Well, go to your own kid's sports day" is the best Hammondism

Third reiche shook me haha. Brilliant

It's a subtle reference to the fact that every time the Reliant Scimiter is mentioned ANYWHERE there's always a point where someone says 'Princess Anne had one of these'

I'm sorry, but I would love for someone to explain the Princess Diana joke. I know nothing about her so I'm a bit lost lol.

I don't understand it.. 😭

@@aquilinorodrigo well, if a police man is illegally measuring your children, who’s gonna arrest him?

@@Chineseconcrete No no, I mean the second one

@@aquilinorodrigo he's implying that he's trying to take photos of a random kids' sports game (calling him a pedophile)

What episode was this

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later. The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift.

@@dove3853 that’s right

@@dove3853 🤣

That one has cracked me up for years lmao

One of my fav joke.

I still don't get it unfortunately

@@IceeFish Look at a World Map, Équateur is represanted as a dotted Line on the map

Or the Polar Challenge when they are near the North Pole: "I expected a shining beam of light coming out of the Earth's core" 🤣

He just have it a name so that you would be personally attached to it before it got brutally dismembered.

​@@zyriuz2 isn't that an actual thing in psychology

What did he mean plz explain

Can you explain it I didn't get it

@@cryptoinanutshell if you get older you'll understand

Either he's referring to it as a bong or a butt plug for may.

​@@cryptoinanutshelli didn't get it too

They love the French, secretly. In fact they're Europhiliacs in general. You can tell in modern Grand Tour episodes as they spend a lot of time lovingly sucking the EU's balls.

@@SuperPerry1000 I smell an American

@@nobody-pr7fg incorrect, actually.

@@nobody-pr7fg smells like wokeness?

good ol' british xenophobia

Hammond to May, with a broken arm, during Top Gear*. Edit: *TGT Which arm have you broken? I laughed when it was the first clip🤪

I don’t get it... :(

@@charlesdemers1197 You can easily find both short videos here on UKposts...🤷🏼‍♂️

@@charlesdemers1197 If the car can be optioned with a single seat, you'd presume that it only has 1 seat: the driver's seat. When May asked which seat comes as standard, you imagine a car that has a single seat that's not behind the steering wheel, which is ridiculous and funny.

@@charlesdemers1197 it's the best example of British humour :)

I don't understand it - what's the joke?

I'd love to know what the hell he's on about

@@justinfouts2094 Taken from a reddit post about the same topic: Princess Diana was very anti landmine and a lot of her public image was derived from the work she did with victims of them.

@@justinfouts2094 Check the aftermath of her crash and you'll get it

ja but shes dead so is it really funny?

Yep! My favorite joke is when they have the three boats and Jeremy and James write “tizzle drizzle” on Hammonds boat

Tis!!!!!!

@@e70_x5_guy4 it was Jizzle Drizzle which is even worse

These 3 have a chemistry between them that makes the jokes write themselves. They are the jokes, and not in the usual sense that term is used. Take away even 1 of them and their carrier would have never reached the heights it did. I sure af would feel dumb had I done anything to upset any of these 3 and cause them to quit or be fired. Something like, promising them a hot meal and giving them a frozen TV dinner after traveling several hours, cooped up on a bus or train. A pinch in the face would be far too kind for such an action. I would rather beat myself in the nads with a baseball bat repeatedly. After all, it would have ruined my reputation with other stars as well as sunk the value of the broadcasting company the show was on. It would be a fitting self punishment as well. That way I wouldn't be able to reproduce. After all, we cant have more idiots that stupid being born into the world. I mean, we wouldn't want some idiot with famous family doing something as dumb as inviting a well known famous person for a lunch with promises that it would have 900 calories only to get them a cheese burger of the dollar menu

its always been full of jokes.

which episode is that clip from? @internet

@@benbelk2928 the grand tour colombia special

"The mummy returns" - Grandma wants to know again..

"i'm not putting that in the British museum"

That face is priceless lol

i love the amount of time the audience takes to also start breaking into laughter too

I dont get why he laughed so hard

It is bad but only because you wont experience them for the first time again

No, it's perfectly normal for Top Gear fans

@@katakai7117 Would it be worse if you can accurately determine what challenge(s) are in a given episode only from the "Tonight!" intro?

You are allowed to enjoy things to that kind of level

Well I guess we're all going to hell then.

Yep good fun innit 👍

*james may blowing raspberries*

I can't figure out what words were bleeped out 😂

The destruction power of Sigma May is unmatched 😂 If he goes after you, you better watch out

i think when james said "if we strip everything off of you your like a racecar driver as a boy" james should have said "if we strip everything off of you your just a Crash test dummy"

Not only that but it's the one time the Nurburgring is mentioned and James ISN'T the one ranting about it...

@@Cubemaster A wanker, presumably. Considering they're british.

He must have heard an old saying from the stunt business: "It's never the falling that hurts, but the stopping".

Yeah, suddenly turning into a pad of notepaper might well be fatal. *stationAry..🙂

can confirm, my uncle once drove a car then suddenly turned into a pencil, i still miss him to this day

That just U.K. humour in general, mates just take the piss out each other haha

Richard was having an absolute field day with that one

His face is actually so great there

This is just an awkward scripted scene. He's sitting there not saying anything while they're trying to make it funny because that's what he was supposed to do in this scene.. Nothing more to it..

Think you're reading way too much into it. Certainly more reading than Hammond and May were doing off the script in that bit.

I was thinking the same, where you just have to sit back and appreciate the pelters heading your way.

what episode is this

I don’t know why that would need to be scripted.

Well spotted! I didn’t notice that myself! 😄

@@LuckyOctober S15E3

They have another model called the Minge.

@@Psiberzerker 2 new models you’ve forgotten about, the Beaver Mk2, plus the Military version called the Snatch

@@iankirkpatrick264 a Beaver will Snatch your Growler

Didn't get the growler joke, what does that mean in britain?

Apparently, a woman with a very hairy groin is called a “growler”

I bet that in the year 2100 - 2199 nobody even hear or care about Top Gear and these 3 legends. How would you all feel about that?

Can you explain this i don't get it

@@amadan3869 when may was referring about the baby he gestured to Hammond, insisting that since Hammond's height is shorted hes like the baby

@@ghost_ib9928 No that is literally the furthest thing from what it meant

@@amadan3869 If I'm not mistaken from some Google searches, the penny term basically means that it took everyone a second or two to understand the joke. *The joke* it self is that when he says "You've given me the baby, now get in the back." the back is poop hole. (If you still don't get it then maybe you're too young to understand it in the first place)

@@joshuawilmar1697 ahhhh ok i get it now thanks

Are you able to explain the Saudi joke by any chance 😅

@@jimmyhopkinsman They are talking about hydrogen storage, which is currently one of the biggest issues holding hydrogen powered cars back (even more so when that bit was filmed). Clarkson believes that hydrogen powered cars are what will eventually make internal combustion obsolete - And thus, Oil. Saudi Arabia draws it's entire influence and wealth from their massive oil industry. So the joke is, once petrol powered cars and oil becomes obsolte, Saudi Arabia will become poor and refocus on their famous export good before oil became important - Carpets. They also won't be able to afford cars anymore, so they have to use camels to get around.

Thanks for saying this, for years i never really got that joke

@@jimmyhopkinsman Personally watching this from Saudi Arabia, I find it really funny. 😆

Funny enough, now we can say the joke's on Clarkson since it's been some time since that episode aired, and we're still no closer (practically speaking) to use hydrogen as fuel in cars, despite the potential being there. Still, nothing beats that man's showmanship.

Agreed

What's the joke there?

@HT the demon has one seat as default when you purchase it, and James ask if it is the drivers seat or not, because the drivers seat is the only necessary seat to operate a car

@@i_amnotfauna ok but whats the joke

@@grqfes I deadass just explained it

You might wanna change your profile pic look up the worst UKpostsr by penguinzo if you don't know what I mean

@@Robyamdam does it look like i care?

@@Robyamdam what a shame

Soft ice also known as a slushy... 😉

That's a joke even Lee Mack would be proud of.

Hammond looks like Tony Stark mixed with David Tennant.

They're not really car guys though. That's why they can appeal to the uninformed masses. They're just journalists.

It’s pretty underrated

Where is it

i dont get it

@@zooker7481 Parents can't take cameras to their own children's sports days at school any more. Things will get better one day, we'll also have smoking back in pubs, tobacco liveries back on racing cars and the rifle back on our walls.

@@worldcomicsreview354smoking back in pubs? No thanks

Please explain this joke I don’t get it

@@ijt3852 They have a running joke about James' sexual habits, and they are implying that it is some kind of sex toy. It is in fact an old East German TV tower, and I have been up it (oo er Matron!) just after the wall came down.

What episode?

​@@andifalatehan5193 you've just got to binge top gear to find out

What we thought was a silly play on a picture turned out to be a hilarious play on words