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Clarkson, Hammond and May: The Most Offensive Clips... In The World.

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@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 Рік тому
Forcing Australians to ride in a prison transport truck is HILARIOUS
@Steve-gc5nt
@Steve-gc5nt Рік тому
Aussies are normal. They join in for the laugh. 🇬🇧 🇦🇺
@purpleguy319
@purpleguy319 Рік тому
That just looked like regular public transportation to me, mate.
@caledonianrailway1233
@caledonianrailway1233 Рік тому
I don’t get it
@normturner4849
@normturner4849 Рік тому
I'm Australian & that's hilarious!!🤣
@Dee-mm1bt
@Dee-mm1bt Рік тому
@@caledonianrailway1233 Australia started as a British prison colony
@generalkrang7138
@generalkrang7138 Рік тому
These guys had a chemistry that will never be achieved again. 100% excellent
@codymifsud2448
@codymifsud2448 Рік тому
It’s just three bros vibing on TV watched by millions.
@matthijsjanse3275
@matthijsjanse3275 Рік тому
Car throttle come close
@alansohn855
@alansohn855 Рік тому
Thank goodness for the Grand Tour.
@St_Mindless
@St_Mindless Рік тому
Me and my 2 cousins are the same 🤣 Jeremy Hammond and May are our spirit animals
@dhruvpatel5069
@dhruvpatel5069 Рік тому
@@matthijsjanse3275 oof, I guess you havent heard the news…
@andrewem5653
@andrewem5653 Рік тому
I’ve fully accepted that Jeremy is the only person alive being to offend everyone but get a laugh out of everyone
@staidenofanarchy
@staidenofanarchy Рік тому
He has the gift of gab
@thenewmedic
@thenewmedic Рік тому
May I introduce you to Mel Brooks.
@Xlxxlegendz
@Xlxxlegendz Рік тому
tell that to markle
@LevonBlueoak
@LevonBlueoak Рік тому
@@Xlxxlegendz *almost everyone.
@mattevans4377
@mattevans4377 Рік тому
​@@Xlxxlegendz I do wonder what it is about her that makes her so untouchable. Does she just have dirt on everyone?
@CopiousDoinksLLC
@CopiousDoinksLLC 2 роки тому
9:00 I love the running gag that James is a low-key stoner. When they filmed that one episode of Grand Tour in Amsterdam, James was just sitting quietly to one side eating all the lollies on the table, lol
@Danny-hd9dt
@Danny-hd9dt Рік тому
But he is the only one of the 3 that genuinely does weed
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Рік тому
@@Danny-hd9dt Wait, dead seriously?
@Baton793
@Baton793 Рік тому
@@JetFalcon710 Yeah, he mentioned having a joint on the job when talking about being a bus driver
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Рік тому
@@Baton793 Oh right
@Recessio
@Recessio Рік тому
@@Baton793 when that episode aired, a London bus driver had just been arrested for being stoned on the job, it was a big story in the news. James' joke about having a joint was a reference to that news story
@pointclouded
@pointclouded 2 роки тому
the trio that can never get cancelled
@shr2000
@shr2000 2 роки тому
@Ken Norcott and later came back by spending a million dollars on the intro scene
@pointclouded
@pointclouded 2 роки тому
@@shr2000 as those crazy magnificent mfs should
@Emppu_T.
@Emppu_T. 2 роки тому
Only rebooted
@DLTX1007
@DLTX1007 2 роки тому
more like the trio just cancels those cancelling them with a joke 😂
@dickJohnsonpeter
@dickJohnsonpeter 2 роки тому
I prefer "that's all just full of Orcs" 😄
@thfreakinacage
@thfreakinacage 2 роки тому
I love the second bridge one. "is it straight" and Hammond just quickly "yes, yes!" referring back to the slope joke which got them in trouble :P
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 2 роки тому
Wasn't really the clip that got them in trouble; just the ever-grifting media.
@thfreakinacage
@thfreakinacage 2 роки тому
@@jimtaylor294 True fact. Normal people just respond "ooft, edgy". The media respond "OMG LITERAL HITLER SATAN BABY KILLER" :P
@bostonarchie3194
@bostonarchie3194 2 роки тому
@@thfreakinacage people with a sense of humour laugh while people with no humour cry and complain
@thilalfajri9416
@thilalfajri9416 2 роки тому
i don't get about the slope one
@PerfectAlibi1
@PerfectAlibi1 2 роки тому
It was true! The one side was definitely higher!
@gaymare6236
@gaymare6236 2 роки тому
I loved how umcensored that show was, they just said whatever they wanted
@codymifsud2448
@codymifsud2448 Рік тому
It’s what shows that the Boys and others parody on how controlled the media is.
@AbysmalGaming
@AbysmalGaming Рік тому
There won’t be anything like it again. Truely was a masterpiece
@SirBigWater
@SirBigWater Рік тому
BBC programs can get away with so much compared the American ones. Even here in Canada, our media can get away with a little more due to how ratings are different. Like in movies for example, what may be a R rating in the U.S, will be a PG-13 rating here.
@zeljkoloncar101
@zeljkoloncar101 Рік тому
Until Clarkson decides to show what he found on the internet this week
@LexTNeville
@LexTNeville Рік тому
@@SirBigWater you've got that sociopathic CCP loving Castro kid as PM at the moment, so you'd better be careful.
@davidcardenas9099
@davidcardenas9099 Рік тому
Jermey stepping over a border, sparking a massive joint, and then asking "where's some pornography" is too funny. The BBC Knowledge, Science, & Technology logo tops it off 😂
@ukargeo
@ukargeo Рік тому
Jermey
@JB-yu1vv
@JB-yu1vv 2 роки тому
Best quote "It's back to carpets for you"
@brianwong7285
@brianwong7285 2 роки тому
Not wrong though…
@tns.xcoske
@tns.xcoske 2 роки тому
what does that even mean
@ruslans2006
@ruslans2006 2 роки тому
@@tns.xcoske Flying carpets
@carlmcgrath484
@carlmcgrath484 2 роки тому
@@ruslans2006 yeah but what would the original saying be? ‘It’s back to _______ for you’ obviously he said carpet’s because he was talking about saudi’s
@Texicus_Reddicus
@Texicus_Reddicus 2 роки тому
@@tns.xcoske he means after hydrogen fuel becomes the norm, Arab countries wont be able to sell oil anymore and will have to go "back to (selling) carpets"
@dotjpeg-bng
@dotjpeg-bng 2 роки тому
the best part about top gear is that they made offensive jokes to everyone, equally :)
@god_of_war_170bc
@god_of_war_170bc 2 роки тому
Or that back then you could just get away with pretty much anything.
@ranguntnt8732
@ranguntnt8732 2 роки тому
Ai yearn for true race equality
@farrela3620
@farrela3620 2 роки тому
@@ranguntnt8732 Dont be racist, offend everyone equally
@AleK0451
@AleK0451 2 роки тому
@@farrela3620 i'm an equal opportunity racist, i hate everyone just the same
@zoltancsikos5604
@zoltancsikos5604 2 роки тому
They didn’t, LoL
@EdgyShooter
@EdgyShooter Рік тому
"But is it straight?" *Terrified Hammond face* "Yes... Yes"
@fazelilpeen
@fazelilpeen Рік тому
What esp is that.
@kieranjudd3987
@kieranjudd3987 Рік тому
@@fazelilpeen With the dodgy bridge. Patagonia
@bmoody9119
@bmoody9119 Рік тому
As an American, I laugh at every derogatory joke sent our way. I miss this show so much
@lemonator8813
@lemonator8813 Рік тому
Everything they say is true about our backwards country is true lol
@TNT14gaming
@TNT14gaming Рік тому
You must laugh a lot then! ahah joke XD
@Bearical
@Bearical Рік тому
Jokes aside, but it's actually really gone to shit last few decades. I don't even know how it's possible to mess so many things up. It's like the moon just punched the US out of nowhere and now the US has a dent in it's head.
@lemonator8813
@lemonator8813 Рік тому
@@Bearical awe you mean the GOP and all the science denying Bible thumpers? Cause they definitely have so dents in their craniums
@matthewferguson7084
@matthewferguson7084 Рік тому
@@TNT14gaming I cry
@bessajredini4754
@bessajredini4754 2 роки тому
Its actually sad that no one will be able to be as offensive as they were,as an albanian i always like to go back and watch the episode where they roast the shit out of us
@rhynion
@rhynion Рік тому
they are the only 3 people in this world that can offend the right shit out of you and you'll love them more
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Рік тому
@@rhynion Yep, as an American I can't even be mad at them when they talk shit about my country, because some of the stuff they say is actually sorta true
@Bearical
@Bearical Рік тому
@@JetFalcon710 It's not just them, I think the majority of non-Americans are willing to shit on your country like the legendary Amber Turd once did on bed.
@shriharihudli8596
@shriharihudli8596 Рік тому
Yup, and even if it isn’t, it’s so hilarious that you can’t possibly get mad at them.
@mentalhealthnetwork
@mentalhealthnetwork Рік тому
I watch Blazing Saddles to remind me of how ridiculous modern sensibilities are. Top Gear is a nice pick me up too.
@zanemurcha9742
@zanemurcha9742 2 роки тому
16:45 Clarkson has just smuggled drugs over the border on camera and got away with it.
@danielchoritz1903
@danielchoritz1903 Рік тому
there is no evidence the drugs there in this case. it holds just the paper and the lighter.
@notaspy3751
@notaspy3751 Рік тому
4:09 Clarkson in voiceover: _"As it turned out, he wasn't asleep, and was in fact quite cross."_
@mmm-hmmbabyohyeahyeahuhhuh9589
@mmm-hmmbabyohyeahyeahuhhuh9589 Рік тому
One of my all time favourites is that they drove through a warzone, and the closest they've still come to dying is driving through alabama with pride flags on their cars.
@Coldyham
@Coldyham Рік тому
I thought Argentina had to be abandoned because of the Falklands
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 Рік тому
And when they drove through Argentina with... a license plate
@Dourkan
@Dourkan Рік тому
@@Coldyham Well they got a few rocks hurled at them, we're too primitive to have guns. Seriously now, that was a shitshow and I'm sorry about it.
@qinjiwei5058
@qinjiwei5058 Рік тому
@@Dourkan You don't need to apologise for something you didn't do, unless you were amongst the crowd that threw stones at the Top Gear Crew when they were in Argentina...
@SpecialOrder935
@SpecialOrder935 Рік тому
Pretty sure it’s all staged
@adamclarke2251
@adamclarke2251 Рік тому
James’s “no, sorry” after saying he smokes joints while driving a bus is so funny to me 💀💀
@tidmouthmilk12
@tidmouthmilk12 2 роки тому
I always greet my Dutch friend with "Hello Dutchie!"
@dutchbro2387
@dutchbro2387 2 роки тому
Hello Milk
@fawwazrafif5160
@fawwazrafif5160 2 роки тому
Did you do the face as well?
@maxporto8898
@maxporto8898 2 роки тому
You can greet me with "Hello Belgie"
@dutchbro2387
@dutchbro2387 2 роки тому
@@maxporto8898 Hallo Zuid Nederlander
@maxporto8898
@maxporto8898 2 роки тому
@@dutchbro2387 Hallo Van Gogh
@macmand3163
@macmand3163 Рік тому
14:03 the flashback rolling into hammonds mind
@EchosTackyTiki
@EchosTackyTiki 2 роки тому
I think I'm going to be required by law now to refer to the French as "lamb burning, work shy peasants" for the rest of my days. I love watching this show to learn new things to call people. It's a great educational resource.
@mr.2x.t288
@mr.2x.t288 2 роки тому
Don’t forget “Treacherous”. James specifically mentioned them being treacherous. 👆
@BritishFrenchman
@BritishFrenchman Рік тому
Yes, we all burn lambs here it's mad, and we never work too. I confirm. We are also especially treacherous
@timothypowell8624
@timothypowell8624 Рік тому
Cheese eating surrender monkeys, as my grandparents referred to them after the war. But I do love the country, the most beautiful I've ever seen.
@tedddom3023
@tedddom3023 Рік тому
I thought he said land burning
@thenewmedic
@thenewmedic Рік тому
@@tedddom3023 Equally applicable. And if it isn't, it's the frogs, who cares XD
@tommypalmer9671
@tommypalmer9671 Рік тому
19:30 James and Richards reactions to Jeremy talking about lesbians is priceless😂😂
@MrAdomus
@MrAdomus Рік тому
The fact that they have said all of that and are all still on air after 30 years on television is testament that for the most part everyone got the jokes
@chance5620
@chance5620 2 роки тому
I love how the video starts with Clarkson saying "Hello you industrialist little fellows" and the video ends with "Goodbye you industrious little fellows" There fixed it. Happy now?
@RuminatingWizard
@RuminatingWizard Рік тому
Yeah but not really funny tbh
@justforever96
@justforever96 Рік тому
Yeah industrious and industrialist don't have quite the same meaning.
@c63w204W
@c63w204W Рік тому
BBC policy, to balance things probably
@Eddiee757
@Eddiee757 Рік тому
@@RuminatingWizard ok.?
@expiriongaming3096
@expiriongaming3096 Рік тому
@@RuminatingWizardit is
@baronpage6729
@baronpage6729 Рік тому
Hammond is brutal. “Imagine waking up every morning and remembering you’re Mexican.” “Why are you insuring an Americans head? There’s nothing in it!”
@lewishamilton9251
@lewishamilton9251 2 роки тому
mr hammomd trying to escape from that slope joke
@joshuamorehead6124
@joshuamorehead6124 2 роки тому
I don't get it, was he basically calling him fat? Plz explain
@timmytam1710
@timmytam1710 2 роки тому
@@joshuamorehead6124 It was a reference to the Burma special when Clarkson said the bridge ‘has a slope on it’, when a farmer was walking on it. *Slope is a derogatory slang for Asians.
@joshuamorehead6124
@joshuamorehead6124 2 роки тому
@@timmytam1710 Ah ok thx
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 2 роки тому
The bridge has a literal slant though; so the tabloid was just grifting over nothing.
@timmytam1710
@timmytam1710 2 роки тому
@@jimtaylor294 Modern media would make anything out of nothing.
@TheHypochrisy
@TheHypochrisy 2 роки тому
3:13 Clarkson cringing during Hammond's rant, he knows they're going to be in trouble for that one.
@scsutton1
@scsutton1 Рік тому
Because Clarkson knew HE was going to get the worst of the fallout and Hammond would get off scot-free, as he is immune from prosecution following his jetcar accident.
@FarmYardGaming
@FarmYardGaming 2 роки тому
Hammond's ice cream segment was actually mocking an advert, and someone called him out for that until they realised what he meant.
@hilotakenaka
@hilotakenaka Рік тому
Big gay ice cream?
@FarmYardGaming
@FarmYardGaming Рік тому
That's it, I think
@Brawlkings93
@Brawlkings93 Рік тому
Without this context it does come across a little... eeeehhhhhh what? Straight men eat Ice Cream. At least. Most straight men i know do anyway.
@FarmYardGaming
@FarmYardGaming Рік тому
I certainly do. Summer days feel nicer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Neil070
@Neil070 Рік тому
What advert?
@TheJanooby
@TheJanooby Рік тому
0:48 as an american who has lived in every single timezone in america, i agree.
@notashinytyphlosion
@notashinytyphlosion Рік тому
I just came from a trip in which I was in the US for a few days and I agree with what Jeremy said. Stayed at a Best Western with a Red Lobster 3 buildings away. Also the cashier that I asked a question about a price for 2 SAME EXACT PRODUCTS being different for some reason was very rude and treated me like a dumbass (his explanation was also very dumb).
@vapecatt
@vapecatt Рік тому
Yeah american city's really suck.
@carbonwolf1087
@carbonwolf1087 Рік тому
That trio is the definition of "i dont need to apologize because i feel no remorse"
@hannahslade2
@hannahslade2 2 роки тому
If top gear insults you then that's a big ass compliment
@mikeventurasailing
@mikeventurasailing Рік тому
An especially big one if you're American, am I right??
@SB-SB
@SB-SB Рік тому
The funniest thing is how inaccurate and accurate his assessment of America is at the same time. Like yeah there's a lot of fat people but literally no one asks if you want cheese with something, it just comes on it, no need to ask!
@Mortablunt
@Mortablunt Рік тому
I’m getting ripped off then nobody gives me cheese with my gasoline.
@reinbeers5322
@reinbeers5322 Рік тому
That's it I'm moving to america
@Jamal-jv8yc
@Jamal-jv8yc Рік тому
I see you didn’t mention all of the incest.
@loqan2
@loqan2 11 місяців тому
​@J we weren't talking about the royal family?
@derhugo0135
@derhugo0135 Рік тому
>wake up >check ethnicity >still mexican >day ruined
@Luke_Sandy_High_Ground
@Luke_Sandy_High_Ground Рік тому
back to sleep
@JetstrussySam
@JetstrussySam Місяць тому
@@Luke_Sandy_High_Ground*Uncle Ruckus Theme plays* As expected
@leaningtotheright7182
@leaningtotheright7182 2 роки тому
The reason that top gear never gets cancelled is because they don't allow themselves to be cancelled
@trashmann1081
@trashmann1081 2 роки тому
[They receive a complaint.] Jezza: Well, we're sorry but not really at all and we will continue offending you, good day.
@98-SR5
@98-SR5 Рік тому
"It's back to carpets for you." Is probably my favorite James line lol.
@sameffie7897
@sameffie7897 Рік тому
7:43 no one in Australia was offended by the prison truck because we share that same piss taking sense of humour
@andym9571
@andym9571 Рік тому
Thats just because you are actually Brits but with better weather....and bigger spiders
@zinddy
@zinddy Рік тому
And murdeder kangaroos
@mitchellfagan7701
@mitchellfagan7701 Рік тому
I love how they take the piss out of absolutely everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@markcf83
@markcf83 10 місяців тому
St Jeremy has an equal opportunities policy, which is to offend everyone......
@mitchellfagan7701
@mitchellfagan7701 10 місяців тому
@@markcf83 and he does a bang up job 👍
@user-ef5yb4op9p
@user-ef5yb4op9p 2 роки тому
13:45 he really tried to mumble it so its unintelligible and the newspaper did him so dirty acting like he ferociously screamed it 😂 he literally didnt say the word Also growing up it was always "Tiger by the toe" and I didn't know about the old version until I was an adult
@chmclips121
@chmclips121 2 роки тому
Lol I’m sure we’re so used to the trio being racist at this point that this doesn’t even strike us as surprising anymore
@user-ef5yb4op9p
@user-ef5yb4op9p 2 роки тому
@@chmclips121 they arent racist they are just have the balls to make racist jokes which is a totally different thing... i think with 400 million viewers all over the world people of colour would have figured it out for themselves
@chmclips121
@chmclips121 2 роки тому
@@user-ef5yb4op9p best show ever, nevertheless
@gadgetsage
@gadgetsage 2 роки тому
@@user-ef5yb4op9p btw, I'm not saying this TO YOU, I'm just sayin
@gadgetsage
@gadgetsage 2 роки тому
Welp, it got censored by the c u n t s at Google nevermind
@SHolmes30
@SHolmes30 2 роки тому
I'm french and I nearly didn't understand a thing they were saying in french at the end because it's so rubbish... it's f*cking hilarious xD (that and all the clichés around the table :P ) And after all this time, I'm still surprised that some people still get offended by what it just bickering and (probably) just a way to get people reacting to the show....
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 2 роки тому
Well said. If anything the trio were also making fun out of how over here in GB we barely know a sentence of french, and use gibberish in satire XD.
@crinolynneendymion8755
@crinolynneendymion8755 Рік тому
@@jimtaylor294 It wasn't gibberish, it was franglais, which like pig latin, is perfectly comprehensible.
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 Рік тому
@@crinolynneendymion8755 Noted, though my point stands; in that over here in the UK it's unusual to have a broad vocabulary in french... which is ironic as it's the most common foriegn language brought up in lessons at school.
@EdgyShooter
@EdgyShooter Рік тому
7:30 the irony that it was actually the Germans lying about emissions 😂
@bluxmore
@bluxmore Рік тому
Its not called offensive jokes, its called ✨british humor✨
@andrewdeans3686
@andrewdeans3686 Рік тому
. . . . *British humour* . . .
@johnanthony6092
@johnanthony6092 Рік тому
@@andrewdeans3686 English humour, actually. The Jocks, Taffs and Paddies usually get the brunt of it.
@tac6894
@tac6894 Рік тому
One of the reasons they are the best presenters is because they don't care if they offend people. We need more people like them
@quinnmarchese6313
@quinnmarchese6313 Рік тому
being mad at Top Gear was like being mad at South Park, legitimately everyone was a target, from both right and left wing Britons to obese americans, koreans eating domestic animals, themselves, etc. but it at the same time makes sense to get angry at top gear if you were unfamiliar; unlike South Park, which you dont have any familiarity with to get that is a comedy show that thrives on controversy, Top Gear is a fairly straight-forward car show.
@TheDddkkk
@TheDddkkk Рік тому
they are dying, we now have woke. check your schoolsystem, im sure influenced by the WEF and Soros
@soundseeker63
@soundseeker63 Рік тому
We have plenty of people like them but in todays world they just get censored out of existance. Woke ideology has seen to that.
@maximsamfira688
@maximsamfira688 Рік тому
@@soundseeker63 Woke is an ever increasing plague. And it's here to stay sadly.
@jechtx7368
@jechtx7368 Рік тому
@@soundseeker63 Not really?
@anthonyburke5656
@anthonyburke5656 Рік тому
When I was a lad, I served 5 years in the Special Air Service (SAS) I remember we were deployed overseas one time, a “Routine Order” (R.O.) came out (ex servicemen will know what a R.O. Was). The R.O. In effect banned members from eating Ice-cream in public. At the weekly parade the Sqn 2IC clarified by saying “I will not have my trained killers walking in the village eating ice-cream” . To be clear, he was only half joking, he had been decorated for gallantry as a Corporal and had held every rank in the Army to Major and declined further promotion to stay in his posting.
@boxingboxingboxing99
@boxingboxingboxing99 13 днів тому
What colour was the boathouse
@bradleylovej
@bradleylovej 2 роки тому
"...deefeecating on your bananas." I've heard Jeremy Clarkson say a lot of things, but I never thought I'd hear this.
@TheSwedishGuy0202
@TheSwedishGuy0202 Рік тому
It’s sad that we won’t get a show like this anytime soon( This was one of the funniest and most exciting shows of my childhood to teenage years 😢
@BirrDetonator1989
@BirrDetonator1989 Рік тому
Even though they're all back on Amazon, it's still not the same, Jeremy loved winding up the BBC, apparently amazon are too chill.
@TheSwedishGuy0202
@TheSwedishGuy0202 Рік тому
@@BirrDetonator1989 Yeah, a pity( It’s no longer in the same format and it isn’t as bold as it was back in the day.
@emotiframes
@emotiframes 2 роки тому
literally the uncancellable trio
@jmps8639
@jmps8639 2 роки тому
The title suits perfectly with the montage of Clarkson saying "in the world"
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 Рік тому
No sh*t sherlock, I think that's the point.
@gabrielbader9057
@gabrielbader9057 Рік тому
6:09 this part was brutal I’m crying and shaking on the floor 🤣😭
@CowardEdd
@CowardEdd Рік тому
I'm astounded they got away with that one
@BigDieselUMD07
@BigDieselUMD07 Рік тому
Classic
@zinddy
@zinddy Рік тому
I didnt really get it :(
@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475
@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475 4 місяці тому
​@@zinddyYou're a person with "needs".
@viagragaming
@viagragaming Рік тому
I love how the gentleman in the red shirt who Jeremy asked which car he would steal got low key offended in the moment
@zanemurcha9742
@zanemurcha9742 2 роки тому
21:03 My German Grandfather fell off his chair laughing at this.
@shineyb6572
@shineyb6572 2 роки тому
Nazi sympathiser
@zanemurcha9742
@zanemurcha9742 2 роки тому
@@shineyb6572 hahaha Oh that's funny.
@buggyman286
@buggyman286 2 роки тому
If you hear a tiny pop inside grampa’s mouth and he starts foaming. Call 911 immediately.
@moai3951
@moai3951 Рік тому
As a Pole i find it extremely fuckin funny 😂😂😂
@Stuart267
@Stuart267 Рік тому
The great days of Top Gear are gone, I tried watching a recent episode & the cast don't have the chemistry or fearlessness of cancel culture to say anything remotely risque. God I love this trio
@dingletun
@dingletun Рік тому
8:51 You can see the split second where James considers : ‘am i going to go through with this joke?’ Im glad he did
@MadnessIncVP
@MadnessIncVP 11 місяців тому
0:00 News from Korea 0:20 About ‘Organic’ stuff 0:40 America 0:57 ‘The Koreans eat dogs’ 1:29 ‘Everyone’s on Drugs’ 2:01 Florida 2:17 Murdering Prostitutes 2:23 Trucker’s Job 2:36 More prostitute murder 2:45 Gay Bacon, and Tomato 3:12 Mexican Car 3:34 News from Korea II 3:57 Being Mexican 4:17 Saudi Arabia 4:47 About France 5:25 Borat Country 5:45 America II 6:07 Ferrari 6:21 A slope 6:39 Alabama 7:30 Italians, on Emissions 7:41 Importing Australians, the correct way 8:03 ‘You can have a joint’ 9:06 Actual Romania 9:21 Quintessentially German 9:46 Clarkson’s Car Toilet 10:15 Who they’ve upset 10:53 ‘Which one would you steal?’ 11:15 Short 11:34 Captain Slow, in a race. 11:51 Dog Power 12:18 Civil Servants on Strike 13:06 French Holiday 13:46 Clarkson’s N Word Shame, apparently. 13:53 ‘Is it straight?’ 14:09 Chocolate Magnum Ice Cream 15:01 Dribbling 15:31 Nissan’s Dakar Rally Crew 16:10 Educational Program 16:37 ‘If I lived here...’ 17:08 ‘He took a lot of murdering.’ 17:34 Burkas don’t work 18:17 About the Dutch 18:35 ‘Everyone’s Welcome’ 19:32 About France II 19:45 America III 19:58 About France III 20:17 Volkswagen Ad 21:09 One eyed, Scottish- Alternative title: Oh god, who let Sky News talk?! 🤮 22:00 Peugeot Executives 23:21 Goodbye!
@harrypalmer5452
@harrypalmer5452 2 роки тому
I don’t understand why the ones about Americans are deemed offensive, I’ve lived amongst them for 17 years, they’re definitely facts.
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Рік тому
As an American, I can confirm those are facts
@opticfloyyyd
@opticfloyyyd Рік тому
I’m American, and a patriot at that. They’re the only ones who are allowed to make fun of Americans.
@alfredthegreat9543
@alfredthegreat9543 Рік тому
Indeed. In my local bar there's a sign saying that all Americans have to be accompanied by an adult to gain entry :-)
@tungstenwhizard4361
@tungstenwhizard4361 Рік тому
I've lived here my whole life, they definitely hold truth.
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Рік тому
@@alfredthegreat9543 Truly amazing stuff, and if you're looking at older people, in most cases the sign is right
@johns1625
@johns1625 Рік тому
I'm very grateful that British dudes understand the stereotype of Mexicans wearing "a blanket with a hole in the middle" while leaned up against a building in the shade just sleeping all day lmao. Tons of Americans don't even get it 😂😂
@alanchantiefighterskuanlia627
@alanchantiefighterskuanlia627 Рік тому
Blame it on hollywood
@cush8057
@cush8057 11 місяців тому
total quality. British humor at its best. no one is spared in the name of entertainment. THE most watched show EVER.
@_DaSpookyOne_
@_DaSpookyOne_ Рік тому
I could watch any sort of show that had these three guys in together. Brilliant!
@scottgoodson5132
@scottgoodson5132 Рік тому
Spooky Have you seen “Clarksons Farm”? Jeremy at his caveman best. It’s hilarious. I miss the original Top Gear so much.
@_DaSpookyOne_
@_DaSpookyOne_ Рік тому
@@scottgoodson5132 Yes! It is very good and also quiet enlightening. I learnt a lot about farming too.
@rubymcmullen2403
@rubymcmullen2403 2 роки тому
Notice how its basically all Jeremy
@vocalist92
@vocalist92 Рік тому
I love how Jeremy starts accusing Richard of Homophobia for the Ice cream comment though 😂
@7stiano123
@7stiano123 2 роки тому
Could've added that speed camera bin laden video
@incTG
@incTG 2 роки тому
oh shit yeah
@jamesl8640
@jamesl8640 2 роки тому
@@incTG for second most offensive clips in the world
@martinduke368
@martinduke368 Рік тому
The Korean (unofficial) Top Gear presenters weren't offended and went out of their way too do even more dangerous but drier humor.
@MikeDCWeld
@MikeDCWeld Рік тому
Needed just a few more seconds at the end there. James's response to Hammond is gold!
@rileyjones5468
@rileyjones5468 Рік тому
I love how clarkson just smoked a fat blunt and said “where’s some porn🤣💀”
@elvistwatty
@elvistwatty Рік тому
Lol I totally missed Hammond being paranoid in the Patagonia special about the bridge being straight
@suhpc82
@suhpc82 Рік тому
That "slope" part killed me 😂 Geniusly executed 👌
@RahellOmer
@RahellOmer Рік тому
I didn't understand that one. Every comment mentions it & it drives me crazy. Could you please explain? 😂
@suhpc82
@suhpc82 Рік тому
@@RahellOmer Slope is a "derogatory" term for South East Asian.
@tba3900
@tba3900 Рік тому
Today version would be “ do you think it’s a bit bent”
@alanchantiefighterskuanlia627
@alanchantiefighterskuanlia627 Рік тому
It was nothing until the political vegetabilist lgbt media pointed it out
@turdseyeview4763
@turdseyeview4763 Рік тому
James on France made me burst out laughing, as well as Jeremy on Americans "you want cheese with that" 🤣
@ianrowley5762
@ianrowley5762 Рік тому
Top Gear was probably the best show around at that time. The world has forgotten how to laugh at themselves which is very sad. Hopefully a sense of humour will return soon.
@lukedanielgalon1596
@lukedanielgalon1596 Рік тому
It did since this people immortalized it
@Bruh-d
@Bruh-d Рік тому
Clarkson was like the Grandpa who doesn't understand where to cross the line on what you can say publicly.. I think.
@alexbrown512
@alexbrown512 Рік тому
The way Hammond laughs in the first clip gets me every time
@toupac3195
@toupac3195 Рік тому
As an American, I am highly offended... and I love it! Satire keeps people happy. ❤
@nicoofthenight8403
@nicoofthenight8403 2 роки тому
When Hammond goes on about mexicans even Clarkson was thinking "Jeez Rich I'm pretty sure even Hitler offended less people mate" 🤣🤣🤣
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Рік тому
And James was probably thinking about drafting a will because he also knew the BBC would likely kill them
@hubertdenise3100
@hubertdenise3100 Рік тому
Yeah, but then again May calls the French a bunch of treacherous land burning peasants while Clarkson calls Americans many things, so really it’s all the same.But apparently you could insult everything to do with america or most of Europe but make a joke about one country that isn’t white and boom it’s an outrage.
@VramanNoodles
@VramanNoodles Рік тому
22:00 - 23:20 If that was them making fun of Peugoet, that was probably one of the funniest things that I've seen them do.
@JemeremMazza
@JemeremMazza 2 роки тому
14:25 I'm eating icecream right now. I feel called out lol!
@sugarnads
@sugarnads Рік тому
'Satnav that ONLY goes to Poland' was CLARKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!'S finest moment.
@SWDude2710
@SWDude2710 Рік тому
The fact that these 3, among some famous internet celebrities like VanossGaming and his crew, can say this sort of stuff and not get cancelled for it is both amazing and the fact that what they say is actually funny is also a real treat!
@BenjaminHalomoan
@BenjaminHalomoan 3 місяці тому
Actually Vanoss and his crew and also top gear were my childhood’s favourite
@SWDude2710
@SWDude2710 3 місяці тому
@@BenjaminHalomoan epic!
@GabGotti3
@GabGotti3 Рік тому
“Ya like cheese with that? Ya like cheese with that? Ya like cheese with that? - Then they’ll shoot you.” Best explanation of Florida and America ever 😂
@rustybeskar4664
@rustybeskar4664 2 роки тому
4:35 So if your watching this in Saudi Arabia. *laughs*
@adarshpandey6516
@adarshpandey6516 Рік тому
1:49 roasting entire world in one shot 😅
@DeanMoxley87
@DeanMoxley87 2 роки тому
Some say, This was the most controversial TV show ………………………………………………….in the world
@outrageousgamer315
@outrageousgamer315 2 роки тому
Grow up, snow flake
@MrThejunkman
@MrThejunkman 2 роки тому
@@outrageousgamer315 someone’s upset at someone’s joke
@brianwong7285
@brianwong7285 2 роки тому
Or there are too many people who can’t handle the cold hard truth about certain things. P.S: am already aware about how all of their 'offensive' moments are meant to poke fun at others. NO BUTS.
@DeanMoxley87
@DeanMoxley87 2 роки тому
@@outrageousgamer315 snow flake I was born in 1987 you idiot
@johncotton7528
@johncotton7528 Рік тому
@@outrageousgamer315 says the actual snowflake
@bjw4859
@bjw4859 Рік тому
I feel context is everything here, there is a big difference between say saying something racist or offensive in a joke & being an actual racist deviot, a very big difference, & these guys were definitely not the last one.
@manny2248
@manny2248 Рік тому
3:58 As a mexican this gets me everytime
@mickhoward3954
@mickhoward3954 Рік тому
"Australia - full of spiders" you're not wrong mate.
@emptybucket1988
@emptybucket1988 Рік тому
I like the fact that Jeremy speaks his mind and doesn't care what you think
@xmfclick
@xmfclick Рік тому
January 2023 :: Unfortunately he's just rowed back on his comments regarding his dislike of Maghan Markle, Duchess of Wokeshire. He made a reference to a scene in Game Of Thrones but he did it in a clumsy way that most people didn't get ... and then compounded the gaffe by not just shutting up, but giving a half-arsed apology. Old age creeping up on him?
@reinbeers5322
@reinbeers5322 Рік тому
@@xmfclick Apologizing is the wrong move, since he's basically broadcasting that he will bend the knee to people that get offended easily.
@user-drdestiny
@user-drdestiny 2 роки тому
James May singlehandedly ended all of french
@sirremusrobinson1070
@sirremusrobinson1070 Рік тому
Oh my goodness I miss this show! This was when those shows were at their best! I couldn't stop laughing!!! Funny as hell!! Miss Hammond, May and Clarkson!
@snowriderist
@snowriderist 2 роки тому
This show is not the same without those 3 thank god for the grand tour
@RJLupin-zu9xv
@RJLupin-zu9xv 2 роки тому
We could make a whole series of these.
@arbeione
@arbeione Рік тому
James May’s comments on the French literally made me LOL 😂, all in good banter of course 😜
@gerryvzla0718
@gerryvzla0718 Рік тому
4:01 Clarkson couldn't have said it better, and I'm Mexican and when I get up I go back to sleep even if I have to go to high school
@ONGOLD05
@ONGOLD05 Рік тому
You know its was a great tv show when the offensive compolation is nearly 25 minutes
@jessen5333
@jessen5333 Рік тому
4:44 its back to carpets for you
@scitechian
@scitechian 2 роки тому
I loved the "Can't do that in Africa; that's full of orcs"
@Bobzilla_Returns
@Bobzilla_Returns Рік тому
I thought he said ox tbh
@EdgyDabs47
@EdgyDabs47 Рік тому
He said ox. As in the animal. Orcs would actually be pretty racist and unfunny.
@killerdinamo08
@killerdinamo08 Рік тому
Clarkson actually does more than 50% of them 😂.
@grdprojekt
@grdprojekt Рік тому
They're like a group of comedians in my country that popular in the late 90s to early 00s where they like to make jokes about the race & tribes in my country (a pretty diverse one) on national TV, and we all would wait for our tribe to be roasted. Good times.
@martintolovski
@martintolovski 2 роки тому
Missed watching them, cure for everything
@__txicc____
@__txicc____ Рік тому
As a Mexican, I was crying out of laughter
@ItsSVO
@ItsSVO Рік тому
If we can’t laugh at ourselves life would be miserable! Good to see you have a good sense of humour
@grigorym147
@grigorym147 Рік тому
cuck
@Anglo_Saxon1
@Anglo_Saxon1 Рік тому
The bit about puffs in the studio was classic when the Village People appereared behind where the lads were sitting.😂🤣😂
@annabelleridler2585
@annabelleridler2585 Рік тому
the whole bus driver scene really is a masterpiece *chef's kiss*
@jonathanw6859
@jonathanw6859 2 роки тому
Pretty sure 90% of this is just clarkson
@MrX-mm7km
@MrX-mm7km 2 роки тому
When British tv was funny
@Willysmb44
@Willysmb44 Рік тому
At 2:02, I can't disagree. I was born and raised in Northern Florida (not nearly so many old people, but LOTS of pickup trucks with gunracks confederate flags trailing behind them) and I couldn't wait to leave. I don't miss the area ONE BIT
@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333
@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333 Рік тому
10:34 : Today on bottom gear i drive a silent electric car Hammond uses a fokin toilet and james commits arson
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