Classic Car Rally CHALLENGE - The Race begins!

Classic Car Rally CHALLENGE - The Race begins! | Top Gear - Day 2

14 років тому

With the boys racking up penalty points at an alarming rate, day one of the rally hasn't gone to plan! Day two sees Jeremy, Richard and James in the familiar surroundings of a race track, but this is a race with a difference!
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@futurecat 3 роки тому

In the full episode, there is a great moment when Maddy asked James to help her with her harness, and he says the incredibly James line "It's difficult to do this without accidentally getting hold of the work of the divine potter."

@mstirlz Рік тому

And the noise when he first moves his hand 😂😂

@jh565bb 7 місяців тому

That was peak James May.

@miloshojman5473 3 роки тому

"I am losing my brakes” P E R F E C T O

@felixcatora4105 8 років тому

Madison: "Why don't they speak English?" May: "..... Because they're Spanish." XD Gets me every time!

@jake-8508 7 років тому

Felix Catora :D

@adamkatt 6 років тому

lol

@666demonknight666 6 років тому

Felix Catora she is blonde you know xD

@ODSTOninersIxTwO 5 років тому

@@BloodAngel500 fake tits XD

@Pfromm007 5 років тому

She's also scripted, like the shorties and the lost in translation team.

@mrihavenoname1512 8 років тому

Richard Hammond making short jokes is brilliant

@AlexanderDiviFilius 7 років тому

"PC world"

@SethCocker05 4 роки тому

You're just saying what you can see out the window now that you've got a cushion!

@Gilerajohannes Рік тому

Short shifted lol

@ILanders585 11 місяців тому

And a bit ironic too

@deroger612 Місяць тому

it was a bit of shortcoming tho ngl

@BTrapr40 8 років тому

Let's be real, Madison was feeling James. James May is the man

@az7378 4 роки тому

Madison: "Oh James." James May: "Cocking Nora this feels good."

@polahwolah8609 4 роки тому

In Japan

@aumjayakishatriya2982 3 роки тому

Let's be real, she was a blonde that asked why Spaniards aren't speaking English. She probably rubs up on many guys.

@ThepPixel 3 роки тому

@@az7378 the best comment Ive ever read 😂😂

@timothyoswald8618 3 роки тому

He's smooth. And that hair!

@CWINDOWSsystem32 10 років тому

So James May, who is single, gets Madison Welch; Hammond, who is short and extremely forgiving, gets a hot-tempered midget; and Clarkson, who is an offensive orangutan, gets a person who doesn't even speak English...

@Harvester236 10 років тому

James has had a girlfriend for 14 years, he just doesn't discuss her.

@user-vt2ry3nj9f 8 років тому

+JJ H Mr.May is not married??????

@jdraper12 7 років тому

+한동훈 pretty sure girlfriend =/= marriage

@projectilequestion 6 років тому

Richard Hammond is extremely angry. All the time.

@Bartman954 6 років тому

James has got a long time girlfriend who's named Sarah. They don't really believe in marriage

@GoldenDragonLord. 9 років тому

"Get up, throw a donkey off a tower block, sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road, go to bed."

@Rosi_in_space 9 років тому

Nah, that sounds more like Greece...

@Ashh6r 9 років тому

GoldenDragonLord mate that is so funny, i literally only came on youtube to hear him say that again hahahahhah

@anarkey2956 6 років тому

AzbestoN That and he punched a producer in the face.....

@deversandbello 5 років тому

Where does a rush hour come from that?

@Arc-Trinity 5 років тому

Sebastian K He got himself sacked by assaulting someone you moron. He was given more chances than he deserved.

@Pete762 9 років тому

I love Hammond's akward conversations

@angusyoung4418 9 років тому

And James' masterful way of talking to women XD

@chaz.92 4 роки тому

Hammonds a tool

@skeve613 8 років тому

James May: the most suave and itneresting man in Britain.

@futurecat 3 роки тому

0:04 - just for a moment, Brian finds himself exactly the best height of all.

@Drobbik 2 роки тому

69 likes, nice.

@Mirrale 2 роки тому

@@Drobbik i unliked to preserve this

@Drobbik 2 роки тому

@@Mirrale I refrained from liking it when I saw the gold

@CosmoxYRik 5 років тому

'You're just telling me things you can see out the window now you've got a cushion'. Genius.

@dr.palsonp.h.d815 3 роки тому

dont get it not british

@abramo7700 3 роки тому

@@dr.palsonp.h.d815 man small

@dr.palsonp.h.d815 3 роки тому

@@abramo7700 i see thx

@AsboJunior 9 років тому

Poor James is trying so hard not to shout lol

@IrishModelRail 9 років тому

"Meanwhile , back in PC World." Hahahahahahhaha!!!!

@politeink5342 5 років тому

I didn’t get it, can you explain it to me?

@illuminati955 5 років тому

@@politeink5342 PC stands for Politically Correct.

@mrjohn.whereyoufrom 4 роки тому

2444668 67 Clarkson is being sarcastic on how old Hammond’s car is. PC World is a hi-tech computer and gadget store. Something that Hammond’s car is obviously not.

@AJ-zv9tn 3 роки тому

@@mrjohn.whereyoufrom Nope the running joke is that Hammond had to continually explain himself

@AJ-zv9tn 3 роки тому

@Sanidhya Dixit PC means politically correct

@danduong1445 2 роки тому

0:47 "I think it's in there" "I can feel it" "Yeah, it's like a little tube" "There...ooh... it's little...what..." 🤣

@greene865 10 років тому

close your eyes at 0:47 and just listen lol

@dawhiteman1451 10 років тому

lol

@jemimallah 7 років тому

thats the joke, idiot

@polo_sportz1705 6 років тому

lmao

@_Username__ 6 років тому

SUQMADIQ يالوصخ

@Pwnzistor 5 років тому

That was the whole joke.

@whyno545d9 10 років тому

Richard: “…strangely, it was in the Citroën where things were getting hot.” James: “I think it’s in there.” Madison: “I can feel it.” James: “Yeah, it’s like a little tube.” Madison: “There. Ooo! That’s little!”

@Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому

2:55 Brain almost breaks character

@wsbill14224 10 років тому

James is almost as sharp as his shotgun riding partner is hot.

@therickman1990 7 років тому

I like how in the beginning they all laughed at James' Citroën, but in the end it proved the most realible

@bartdegryse9345 2 роки тому

His patience got rewarded, sigma mindset/grind. 🙈😎👍

@zero696 9 років тому

Let's be honest, the hero in this challenge is clearly Mr. May. He managed to set a time even he's had full vision on the beautiful... er... ears of his copilot. I would like to see you guys trying not roll down a hill in the first corner. Mr. May you've earned my respect again.

@ThePirouliette 2 роки тому

That Citroën was far ahead of its time, it already had standard lateral airbags

@AlvinEranus 2 роки тому

he’s more of a convertible guy.

@B0XMATTER 8 місяців тому

@@ThePirouliette Mate, you had to crank it up like a Model T. More like far behind the times!

@sinkbro 8 місяців тому

@@B0XMATTERDid you fully read the comment? 🤔

@kayaktraveler3838 3 роки тому

"Youre just telling me stuff you can see now that youve got a cushion" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

@juniperflesco8477 6 років тому

2:26 best one liner I've heard.

@aron331872 3 роки тому

2:15 the only time james spins the wheels and its in a 39 hp citroen

@tieman3790 3 роки тому

It isnt wheel spin. Just tire squeaking

@carlbirtles4518 3 роки тому

Wasn't it 32 bhp?

@aron331872 3 роки тому

@@carlbirtles4518 úr right bút it had James at the wheel so obviously +7 hp

@carlbirtles4518 3 роки тому

@@aron331872 Didn't James say the 0-60 time was 31.7 seconds?🐌

@aron331872 3 роки тому

@@carlbirtles4518 /watch?v=0cLh2nRu_KM&ab_channel=TheDrummer4Life

@SPEEDDEMONKAA 9 років тому

Top gear can we please not skip out bits, its annoying missing the bit in between videos!

@adamgrimsley2900 4 роки тому

Inbetween is ironically one word

@bws1323 4 роки тому

@@adamgrimsley2900 Are you saying there's no space inbetween those words?

@adamgrimsley2900 4 роки тому

@@bws1323 which words?

@azreal4633 4 роки тому

@@adamgrimsley2900 'those words' = in between i think

@Zak-ob5ze 4 роки тому

Watch the full episode then

@KlunkerRider 9 років тому

Of all times I've watched this challenge, the more I have to admit, for a Classic Car Rally, where you are strickley restricted speed and enthusiasm-wise, James Citroen is by far the best of the 3. Its really unique, a true classic and the way they outfitted it, perfect for classic rallying.

@KlunkerRider 8 років тому

***** Hot girls dig old Citroens.... well...maybe not as such XD

@KlunkerRider 8 років тому

***** Nothing says "hello girls" like Jame's pale blue Citroën Ami XD

@mustsilm 7 років тому

Yeah that specific Citroen even had the airbags.

@Jobot109 3 роки тому

Every time Hammond brings up a 'short' joke, it falls short of impressing his navigator

@Japanie2 10 років тому

Why don't they speak english?! Because they're spanish!

@Japanie2 9 років тому

Shame i can't give it to you then. :)

@imstupid880 3 роки тому

Damn James, guess his patience at the auction paid off in a roundabout way

@MrPezdispencer 3 роки тому

"Get up throw a donkey off a tower block sitting a plastic chair by the side of the road, go to bed. Where does a rush hour come from in that?" I may or may not have laughed for about 30 seconds at that.

@arthurwilson3680 4 роки тому

4:57 is probably my all time favourite analogy from jezza

@themadlad_ 4 роки тому

Jeremy: its impossible to get lost James: **gets lost**

@alvarog5152 3 роки тому

So, for anyone interested, that guy just shouted to Jeremy saying: "A ¡Asesino!", Which means: "You, murder!

@adorabasilwinterpock6035 3 роки тому

why

@alvarog5152 3 роки тому

@@adorabasilwinterpock6035 dunno. But you can see that the man that was shouting had a bycicle by the road while Jeremy was killing the clutch haha

@GuninGames 3 роки тому

1:41 LMAO so majestic

@DanielSadjadian 4 роки тому

"How can they have a rush hour in Mallorca, nobody does anything" 😂

@B0XMATTER 8 місяців тому

The Citroën has grown on me. I think it looks rather nice in that color. Very clean.

@ThePirouliette 2 роки тому

That Citroën Ami was far ahead of its time, it already had standard lateral airbags

@arriviste2020 9 років тому

Have to say that 'Hammond" isn't too good a driver in that Lanchester. Why he doesn't use that Wilson pre-select gearbox / transmission to it's full potential is a mystery. The car may be a bit of a barge, but using the Wilson to it's max will get that thing going round corners in a very impressive manner.

@tacklefatkids 7 років тому

if only they got a Scandinavian co-driver that would be hilarious to see their reactions on what the co-driver is telling them what's ahead

@thatblokeofftheinternet 7 років тому

The rush hour comes from getting more donkeys

@denverj8708 10 місяців тому

I love how Jeremy is stuck in one gear on the highway going slowly with a helmet and racing seats

@aaronkaplan6217 4 роки тому

Grandpa didnt build the engine 😂😂😂

@thatvirusguy6642 3 роки тому

This rally race was james mays HARDEST one.

@miaouew 7 місяців тому

This show is pure gold.

@Kinzokugia 3 роки тому

"Which way?" 'Straight on.' "Are you sure?" 'No :)' I appreciate the honesty.

@snoMedia 10 років тому

There is no day 3 so i will never know how all this ended. My guess is they are still traveling to get somewhere.

@GenericUsername-qp1ww 7 років тому

James should have said hello to Madison and then he'd of pulled.

@flaetsbnort 7 місяців тому

That momment at 3:02 when Hammond is left behind by the camera car

@Unusederas 2 роки тому

BRU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR PART 2 OF THIS FOR AGES!!!

@WildTheFemboy 2 роки тому

“Why don’t they speak English?” “Because they’re Spanish.” That’s kinda the same as walking up to someone in a wheelchair and saying “Why are you in a wheelchair?” And their leg is twisted.

@futurecat 3 роки тому

Trivia: when Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart hooked up, Bacall was two years younger than Maddy was here, and Bogart was four years older than James.

@user-mh6ij3ed3l 6 місяців тому

LMAO @ "How could they have a rush hour in Majorca? Nobody does anything."

@ImThe5thKing 10 років тому

Holy shit James got a hot partner!

@tomjones3993 10 років тому

but lacking the best quality in a woman; intelligence.

@tylerkemmerling6863 10 років тому

Tom Jones 'hahahahahaha good one

@wuhaoran32 10 років тому

Tom Jones no it's not necessary. pretty women inspire men.

@tomjones3993 10 років тому

haoran wu inspire usto act like idiots, maybe. But to be better people, absolutely not.

@tomjones3993 10 років тому

Alex Stadtman I LOL in your face bro. Enjoy life....

@atlantic_31 3 роки тому

Damn James May are really good at flirting

@TheWalrus0608 7 років тому

you know my boy james beating them guts

@jeremyhorner9531 4 роки тому

I want to leave a like. But you're at 69

@lNewAge 13 років тому

I'm from Mallorca and I've driven through all the roads in the video, and i think my car appears at 4:44 It's the Ford Ka the silver 1, that street is called paseo mallorca. There is always traffic in that motorway because there's an industrial area. 2 lanes on the motorway and only 1 short entrance and now it's worst beacause it's in building work to make a 3rd lane and they've narrowed the 2 lanes.

@jazmyn594 13 років тому

Right...... now pout! *james pouts* xD sooooo funny!!!

@wazscience 9 років тому

2:24 girl-why cant they speak english may- thats because their spanish lol

@roskoer5218 8 років тому

Get rekt bitch....GET REKT

@bensstuff1889 4 роки тому

Hammond: it's making a bad noise and a bad smell Brian: 'Oh bollocks' It sounds like Brian's saying bullocks in a gruff voice

@Eviction76 Рік тому

4:54 the best thing ever said on BBC Television 😂😂

@HerbieChuckNorris 11 років тому

"why don't they speak English?" "because they're Spanish" - I died!

@BritishRailways60163 9 років тому

4:02 Bollocks!

@KartKing4ever 10 років тому

"Because they're Spanish."

@raindeer2580 2 роки тому

"Why arent they speaking English" "Because their Spanish" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@OTKSenior 13 років тому

"nobody does anything. get up, throw a donkey off a tower block. sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road. go to bed" - a typical day in Mallorca according to JC. LOL! xD

@backwheelbandits2.0 4 роки тому

Her:why don't they speak English May: cause there spanish🤣🤣🤣

@turkishstig8489 6 років тому

0:48 I literally choked here

@hariharan224 3 роки тому

Oo that's little XD

@franenmallorca 14 років тому

I WAS THERE!!!! In Mallorca at that time... i drove mi roadster through these roads many times!!

@DanLTjoe 13 років тому

LOL the way Jeremy's assistant said no, "Nawwww??" LMFao aye.

@iCazZiStronZi 3 роки тому

I love how Hammond got to ride with the midget soo he can feel tall for once lol 😂 I feel his pain I’m 5’ 5” and fully grown

@aclark903 2 роки тому

How can you reach to type? 🤔

@iCazZiStronZi 2 роки тому

@@aclark903 I can’t

@jasonbentley9968 3 роки тому

Tbh when they messed with Jeremy's car by jamming the heater on, that would actually work out better for the car wouldn't it; helping the engine keep cool? So they actually slightly improved performance? :O

@JT-df3yz 3 роки тому

4:58 Throw A Donkey off A Tower Block LOL

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Рік тому

I like the Spanish/Italian man Jeremy was with, reminds me of my old barber actually. Especially “I’m losing the brakes!” *turns* “Perfecto!”

@ShellyTheSeal 8 років тому

How is that lady even a navigator?

@chikitabowow 8 років тому

+ShellyTheSeal She isn't. She's an idiot so they put her in as a Joker and comedy relief.

@bvbinsane1vanity 8 років тому

+ShellyTheSeal Have you never watched Top Gear before?

@Darkkheart420 8 років тому

+ShellyTheSeal big boobs.. thats why..

@yannikbaltes3552 8 років тому

+ShellyTheSeal lets say she has some other qualities.

@slitor 8 років тому

Why does Clarkson have a navigator he can't understand?

@unexceptionalcars914 5 років тому

Genuinely that Citroën looks fantastic.

@ConcordeStudios20 6 років тому

"We got one gear I can do nothing" ROTFL Everytime.

@russellcupples2170 6 років тому

The rush hour comes from going to get more Donkeys Jeremy .Lol

@robw7676 5 років тому

"I didn't mean Jeremy's car is bad because it's a Midget" 😂

@ashton5058 2 роки тому

Who’s here after the drive tribe ep

@MrConfrigo 12 років тому

thank you

@vaantsy 3 роки тому

tonight on bottom gear. we're joining classic rally, me learning new language and my ass is burning, hammond insulted a midget, and james having the time of his life

@user-yv6ug9di4r 7 років тому

That citroën is beautiful

@mountainanderson5597 4 роки тому

"Why dont they speak english???" "'Cause their spanish... "

@wankstallion 4 роки тому

Neither can you - they’re

@JKsexymofo19 12 років тому

Thanx bro!

@QF_Dan72 7 місяців тому

"Why don't they speak English?" "Because they're Spanish"

@claudioklr 2 роки тому

Who is here after seeing the Tiff video from 2021? :-D

@suckmydingledong 4 роки тому

Currently sipping tea while eating fish and chips and watching Top Gear with Judas Priest in the background

@Unlimited_Slip 14 років тому

hahahahaha!!!!! damn, i gotta get this channel so I can watch the whole show!

@YouAreHereification 13 років тому

'Get up, throw a donkey off a tower block. Sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road. Go to bed. Where does a rush hour come from in that?' Jeremy Clarkson you are hilarious.